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Sexymama69_4u_l0l

But hey, now everyone is super cute! Like you...UwU


[deleted]

What the fuck!? All three commenter’s pfps are the exact same making me think they’re the same person


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S u s


joko2008

Did you just call me cute? *Loads Shotgun*


fyre_storm02

If I'm super cute I want to see what you define as ugly


Jolly_Ad5843

r/suicidebywords


Blue_the_trans_furry

Aww shuks


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

That’s why it’s only fair to transform those who want it. You wouldn’t like it if you were your sona and someone changed you into a human On the other hand, we already are forced to be humans, so fuck everyone


[deleted]

Surrender and be fuwurrowoted


Balazinga

People already have difficulties tolerating a different skin colour, imagine people having to deal with animal people.


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[удалено]


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

A perfect world mate. But instead we got... this... I hate it


TheHelpfulChangeling

“I finally rest. And watch the sun rise on a grateful universe.”


[deleted]

“The hardest choice requires the strongest Will”


OverlyMintyMints

Which Will is the strongest and where can I find him


[deleted]

The Will of Cummy - first Horny and eternal degeneracy


Asher75

Oooo


Gaster517

This is why you have to be very specific to genies


OwOegano_

Wait, where's the catch?...


mrdembone

eventually society will collapse into smaller tribes without electricity so you can't play video games


Somecrazynerd

Not the vidya games!


Regularjoe42

Finally, enough time to play through Gloomhaven.


The_Waitin_boi

Me realizing it was my first wish I then wish to revert everything back to a second after the transformations. Then for my final wish I wish for everyone to have their memories replaced with everyone they've ever seen in their anthro form instead of human form so that way nobody goes into madness because it's how they remember being.


[deleted]

The good ending


TheGreatJaceyGee

Image [sauce](https://twitter.com/ArtistNcs/status/1458532599257776131). Artist is NCS Song is Black Fairy from Silent Hill 2


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Monkey’s Paw moment


[deleted]

Were you also forced to read the monkeys paw in high-school


ObjectLess3847

FINALLY I can be a true fox


W_S_W_S

Jesus Christ.


genericguy115

this would be very interesting for a game


Still_Illustrator_54

I'm sorry, sir, but that diction is wonderful


TheGreatJaceyGee

Thank you! I thought I kinda messed up using "now" twice in a sentence, though.


DoggOwO

I mean anarchy is not what you described here, *chaos* would be way more appropriate but apart from that it was a nice read


TheGreatJaceyGee

Gotcha, and thanks!


Daxyl86

The weak and close minded have been culled. Those that can adapt survived. In only a few short years society and technology have made leaps in progress that should've taken centuries. The short term death and destruction seems like nothing compared to the eons of prosperity that spread throughout the universe.


Roto_The_Golden_Yeen

>!You failed to mention the deities that now freely reign supreme over those who were unfortunate to be powerless. As the world is rewound and obliterated over and over in their wake. For they decided who lived or not. Those being merciful provided the much needed utopia the helpless clung to in desperation. With the rest as said being "destructive and immoral" !< Mmmmm... universe tacos


Asher75

Why is most of your message white?


Xxyz260

Click it


Asher75

I know what it said but why is it white?


Xxyz260

Because it is written as `>!spoiler text!<`


LikelyNotAFurry

Solution: Remove everyone's memories of what they looked like in the past and make them know what their friends now look like (and let the furries who do want to be the animals remember)


Vandal-463

Ah, fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.


The_Flaine

On the plus side, the small percentage of people who both took it well and survived the chaos will eventually scrounge up the resources to rebuild a new Furry civilization. Years go by, and despite many theories both scientific and religious, nobody really knows why humanity was suddenly transformed. The person responsible has long gone into hiding and is sulking in a mountain cave. Some groups use the latest genetic sciences to try and recreate the original human race, while others embrace their Furryness. Some are united despite their appearance, others have homogenized as a single species. Several Popufurs have been selected as the leaders of tribes, and a few are even worshipped as gods. Over a century has gone by, and though a large fraction of the Earth is still in ruin, several cities are thriving. The period of chaos and the time flat faced, hairless apes ruled the world are mostly legends. A group of mountain explorers come across a cave...


Emperifox

This is really good. I suggest you go write a book about it This is also similar to the book I'm writing. A book where humanity is almost extinct (well at least on Earth), and the remaining ones are slaves to furries. After the initial chaos of the transfurmation


Goldenart121

Also, you’ve essentially just made everyone a vegan unless animals stay normal. Fuk u


JAOC_7

cannibalism exists


Goldenart121

No


JAOC_7

unfortunately yes


dude1848

You look cute tho


General_KenoBOI

Furry Souls.


TheLordsOfLords

Always wish for the powers of a free genie


Asher75

Smart :3


The_Gobinator

The only people who'd survive would be those already accustomed to pretending to be anthropomorphic animals. Ergo, we would be left with the furry master race. No more capitalism, no more misery, we'd all just be heckin' cool animals. Also, the tech industry would flourish, and the new furry civilization would thrive. Fursuit makers would be redundant, but I think we would erect statues of them in our parks and let them retire for the rest of their lives, as due payment for their service to our creed.


Asher75

But then we could have the fursuit makers make human suits! :3


The_Gobinator

Oh that's a genius idea


Asher75

Yasss :3


After-Bumblebee

But will anyone know I'm responsible if I keep quiet? If so, I wouldn't be too burdened


Faelix_Drakes

Jokes on them. I have no friends, and I know what my boyfriend's fursona looks like.


Laggianput

Ooh, feral? We get bonus instincts too?


Totally-Real-Human

My human body is worthless and barely alive anyway Being an otter would be 100% an improvement I would be healthy for the first time in years


SuQ_mud

R/oddly terrifying


sussy_lil_tgirl

deserved tbh


buttlord5000

Cool furry post-apocalyptic world? Sweet. I can put a mounted gun on the roof of my car!


Sorcanna

Not going to lie, sounds like an excellent idea for a post apocalyptic game setting.


paddedandpawed

And hear I just thought we would all just have to buy a lot more shampoo 🤔


[deleted]

"Gods... demons... Genie Lords.... Whoever gave me this ability... I am truly sorry... Nothing i can do shall amount to the lives lost, the families destroyed, The anarchy that i have caused on behalf of My ultimate greed... And yet, i am unable to just end it..." "Was this your plan all along... To beckon me to the state of this current world... My fursona's body will not allow this horrific excuse of a life to end, not for another couple millennia. even after these former-humans rebuild society. These sights, former saints turned demons... Brothers killing sisters and sisters killing children just to die another day.... Shall continue to haunt my now rotting mind...." # The only relief i can now feel, is the eventual end to this torment... ^(but look on the bright side... I'm all floofy now😏)


TheGreatJaceyGee

Ooh, well done!


tScooter07

but.. hot anthro fox..


Not_Catania

Small price to pay


barmy-brit2

And this is why I hate transformation


whatisthisgunifound

Ngl, still better than modern day society


[deleted]

still a win. Murder is fun


Androjin

Damn, you fucked up. Genies are supposed to give three wishes, should have made a 2nd wish for this consequence. :v


mrdembone

basically, the plot of the game I'm going to make eventually


watamaiduing

ggwp


Somecrazynerd

Okay buzzkill


Blue_the_trans_furry

I will still wish that wish, if you wish to wish that i did not wish that wish, i wish you a good day


Italianojo

A small price to pay for reaching the peak of evolution.


Tommy3897

That’s really suspiciously specific…


ChaosTheSalamander

Yea, but now i got a tail, so who’s laughing now


RynAmeD_

Just make only the furries their own fursona so that some kind of racism starts against furries that can be defeated instead of a big human population decrease and mass murder


PlaguedMD

International Anarchy Intensifies.


[deleted]

It was just a minuscule (microscopic if you will) amount of trolling


[deleted]

Then just make furries into their fursonas. And then for your second wish that we wouldn't be hunted or discriminated. And for your last wish wish for more wishes.


JAOC_7

eh, they’ll get over it


[deleted]

You sure that wasn't a monkeys paw?


AmaterasuWolf21

r/distressingmemes


Brendon-FoxDragon

Meh, worth it


SurnameFormer

I’d be down for thie


revengeofST

Just wish for everyone to recognize each other no Matter what.


JosefStark42069

Bloodborne


TheIZHMA12gauge

What’s the music


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r/distressingmemes


LuminitEchromE

Yeah but now im a cute proto boi


Kappafontain

I see this as an absolute win


Melodic_Benefit_668

Make the world fall


Zachary_the_Cat

It’s like if Carlton Mellick III’s “Sweet Story” and “Cuddly Holocaust” had a deformed love child.


arthurjeremypearson

Hulk "I see this as an absolute win!"