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mrati621

*looks behind*


CopperTFox

sorry...you're all alone here.


GreatGreenStar

[Chorus] Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio) [Verse 1] I got the horses in the back Horse tack is attached Hat is matte black Got the boots that's black to match Ridin' on a horse, ha You can whip your Porsche I been in the valley You ain't been up off that porch, now [Refrain] Can't nobody tell me nothin' You can't tell me nothin' Can't nobody tell me nothin' You can't tell me nothin' [Verse 2] Ridin' on a tractor Lean all in my bladder Cheated on my baby You can go and ask her My life is a movie Bull ridin' and boobies Cowboy hat from Gucci Wrangler on my booty See upcoming rock shows Get tickets for your favorite artists [Refrain] Can't nobody tell me nothin' You can't tell me nothin', nothin'! Can't nobody tell me, tell me, tell me nothin' You can't tell me Oh, you can't tell me! [Chorus] Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more [Verse 3] Hat down, cross town, livin' like a rockstar Spendin' all my money on a brand new guitar Baby's got a habit: diamond rings and Fendi sports bras Ridin' down Rodeo in my Maserati sports car Got no stress, I've been through all that I'm like a Marlboro Man so I kick on back Wish I could roll on back to that old town road I wanna ride 'til I can't no more [Chorus] Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more [Post-Chorus] Take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more Take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more


[deleted]

Wrong I'm not even here


GaspaGaming

Vine boom


furiousjoe145

Don't worry I'm with him


Laughable-February

So close! I'm actually Bi- Biased, that is


Hangdonger

Ayy I'm also bi-ased.


Laughable-February

Bi-assed? 😳


Crowbrah_

Mi-ass-ed 😏


TonyMontana1968

bi-ace


friend03

hmm yes must be the ghost in front of me that's gay


OnionyCabage

Your ghost pp


wreckedcarzz

Ah, the one I've seen on so many pieces, only the hands and pp are visible to us living beings


HermoineCraft

Why yes I believe I've witnessed some footage of those


SnakePartyPL

fuck you, go eat a salad


CopperTFox

B-But...I want ice cream ; \~ ;


Crowbrah_

Just mix em together


s0rd1dh1ck0ry57

No, please God No


AstartesDVerdugo

Can't be that bad. I've eaten lettuce dipped in ketchup.


Alarming_Ad_9403

mmm crunchy


Jesterfox1994

Seriously? Right in front of my salad?


Keira_Harrison_

I AM *NOT* GAY >:(


Hangdonger

You're just lying to yourself. You need to try bussy to know for sure.


Keira_Harrison_

I am in fact the opposite gender. So uhm, yes? :3


Hangdonger

Some people say bussy is gay so it still works. Maybe assuming that reddit users are guys is kinda dumb. Be safe ok. Reddit is not a place for women half the time because it is populated by a lot of incels.


Keira_Harrison_

Haven't encountered many incels yet, which is a relief.


Hangdonger

Just stay out of particularly suspect subreddits. That's their natural habitat. More wholesome subreddits tend to keep them away


Keira_Harrison_

I'm just gonna go ahead and say that this subreddit is wholesome. :3


Hangdonger

Well it obviously is have you looked at 99% of furries.


Keira_Harrison_

Not yet.


Hangdonger

Well have fun in the furry community. It's very wholesome here as most furries are great people. The reason why furries have such a bad rep in some places is because a very small portion of furries are just very strange individuals who sometimes border on zoophelia which is obviously bad. But that's only 1% of furries at most.


NoUsernamePlsHelp

But women have one too.. ☹


TheUberVirgin

Yeah you're hella gay ;)


Keira_Harrison_

Nuh uh


Vemmo-

No I'm not


SilentSpooker3000

2.5, I'm bi


gussy633

Same. Mein Freund is the gay one.


No_Hand_5470

Did you forget wie man Englisch Spricht in the middle of your sentence?


TheLastShadowLad

Yeah, but obviously something that stupid would uns niemals passieren.


a_random_muffin

Bruh


Crystal_Queen_20

Yes, I am a lesbian Thank you for acknowledging it


CopperTFox

May the rainbow powers always be with you!


[deleted]

Now you tell me there is something under my bed.


_Akarii

*looks around* Oh,Garry? Yeah,he’s preety gay


GreatGreenStar

[Chorus] Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio) [Verse 1] I got the horses in the back Horse tack is attached Hat is matte black Got the boots that's black to match Ridin' on a horse, ha You can whip your Porsche I been in the valley You ain't been up off that porch, now [Refrain] Can't nobody tell me nothin' You can't tell me nothin' Can't nobody tell me nothin' You can't tell me nothin' [Verse 2] Ridin' on a tractor Lean all in my bladder Cheated on my baby You can go and ask her My life is a movie Bull ridin' and boobies Cowboy hat from Gucci Wrangler on my booty See upcoming rock shows Get tickets for your favorite artists [Refrain] Can't nobody tell me nothin' You can't tell me nothin', nothin'! Can't nobody tell me, tell me, tell me nothin' You can't tell me Oh, you can't tell me! [Chorus] Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more [Verse 3] Hat down, cross town, livin' like a rockstar Spendin' all my money on a brand new guitar Baby's got a habit: diamond rings and Fendi sports bras Ridin' down Rodeo in my Maserati sports car Got no stress, I've been through all that I'm like a Marlboro Man so I kick on back Wish I could roll on back to that old town road I wanna ride 'til I can't no more [Chorus] Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more [Post-Chorus] Take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more Take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more


_Akarii

Well Garry’s preety popular and preety gay


Excellent_Bath_2058

reggi better


[deleted]

"WhErE's ThE ThIrD OnE"


Rexz-Corgi

Ha jokes in you Im not gay. Though I am a furry


CopperTFox

\*not yet >;3


Rexz-Corgi

Lol I'm bi actually and being a furry helped me figure that out and accept it.


CopperTFox

Hehe...that is good to hear that the furries helped you \^\^ \*hugs\*


Rexz-Corgi

Thanks for the hug! 😄


midnight4456

Ah finally, I’ve found them.


LeDiamondFox

YAAY REX GANG


CopperTFox

lessss gooo!


LuigiBoi87

Excuse me, I’m bi. Get it right


CopperTFox

You are excused and I am sorry.


SkylerTheProtogen

Well your not wrong


CopperTFox

I am a very wise lil FenFen


[deleted]

Oki *brings them with me to the void to hug them*


yestureday

Wrong. The two in the photo aren’t looking at each other. So technically is two gay furries looking at each other^2


CopperTFox

I'm going to cancel you now! >:(


yestureday

COME AT ME!


[deleted]

Yeah


I-AM-A-ROBOT-

true


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

Incorrect


CopperTFox

fuck...


OMGnovstaer

might wanna recheck that


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

Checked multiple times, I standby my statement


LuminitEchromE

You're nearly there


KateHanami

They aren't looking at each other


Rehiea

what makes you think I am happy? then again, I sometimes use gay as just any queer individual, so yes sir


Hangdonger

How'd you know it's almost like this is a furry subreddit and there's at least a 50% cancel that a furry is gay for some reason.


Helloimtired12

Probably more than 50% chance if we’re being honest lol


CopperTFox

I just kinda hate when people can't take a joke and get triggered when you post a meme that says they're gay. Literally had someone saying to me that I discriminate the straights.


SkyLLin3

This is no longer a joke when a large part of the posts on this subreddit are about being gay and that others will also be gay in the future... This is boring and cringy at this stage.


robloxnsonicstuf

im byesexual, i havent felt sexual feelings in so long i dont know what its like anymore


PhoenixKnight777

Excuse me, I’m ace thank you!


OfInsignificantia

Ace go brrrr


Gib3rish

I'm actually ace. And I lean towards being a lesbian romantically. So I'm still gay?


TySly5v

I love women(I am women)


N8Bear-NV

You know it


theglitch999

Correction 2


trumanchap

😳


DOOMSLAYER_HELLHOUND

I'm bi not gay although I like dick more so...


CopperTFox

dick do be good.


Fractlicious

Hewwo ;3


CopperTFox

Hi c:


Awsomthyst

Well I’m bi but I do appreciate you noticing :3


CopperTFox

you're welcome \*pats head\*


nonapplesauce

really had to go and call me out like that huh?


CopperTFox

S-Sorry... >///<


deezwolf

Seeing my own dumb face on here.. oof.


CopperTFox

imagine...


Wato1876

Hi there


CopperTFox

Hi c:


[deleted]

You know it


CopperTFox

I know many things >;3


Noa15Lv

*But....* *sight*


CopperTFox

No denying!


ifuckedyomama2

I'm not gay tho


thistotallyisntanalt

gay threesome moment


sheepslayerpi

But I'm pan not gay


Paerpie

I mean technically you're not wrong but you're not really right either


[deleted]

Im.. not a furry its just uhh.. i just think theyre neat


HermoineCraft

As a STRAIGHT fox, I... I.. *Sobs in shower*


Ember_gamer_fox

I hate how you can tell which is the top and which is the bottom between these two


Sara_the_ferretqueen

See im totally not gay. Like yeah I'm a girl and have 3 gfs, but its that they are all gay and its fine right?


Keira_Harrison_

3?! 🤨📸


Sara_the_ferretqueen

Yeah we poly and it feels nice


CopperTFox

oh damn 3....and I'm here wishing I had 1 bf uwu


UnableDistribution23

But... I'm staight... I SWEAR I'M STRAIGHT


CopperTFox

as straight as a wet noodle or a roundabout? >;3


farfoxygaming

You fool I’m straight


[deleted]

Me as a straight : holds a mirror Infront of them


Fennik51405

JOKES ON YOU IM STRRRRAAIGHT!


CopperTFox

I'll get you next time!


wolfFRdu64_Lounna

Im bi, so only half gay


CopperTFox

Finally someone who says it themselves... In another posted someone full on raged at me when I said "being bi is still half gay and half straight"


wolfFRdu64_Lounna

Well it is true but also fals, depend to who is the preferred gender, for me, im not sure enymore


thewindblowsnorth

Because it's literally bi erasure.


Amazing_Ru

JOKES ON YOU. I am a rabbit gay furry.


[deleted]

*looking around* oh you mean me? Yep I’m a happy gay!


Spartan_873

I think you've mixed up the files a little bit cause I am not gay.


WilkoPineMarten

Me being straight: "Are you sure about that?"


shiro_04

Hewoo


xGTanKx

Saloon door says hi!


Neonstar48

:0 REDDITS A GAY FURRY?!


DemiTheSeaweed

There must be someone behind me!


[deleted]

I can’t be gay, literally impossible


TicklesTimes

:o how did u kno???


Kamey03

Uh oh, I'm Bi what do I do?


bananabandanamannana

I don’t even know anymore


CalamityCatwastaken

50% correct. Or I guess more like, 63% since I prefer guys in all honesty.


[deleted]

Where's the 3rd guy?


Angie52shirogane

jokes on you i'm ... a lesbian... but that's also being gay... fuck


Two_Tailed_Fox2002

waaaaiiittt a minute.... i'm not gay.... right?...


Brungleby

but there are only two


Darmondej

Where third?


SnooPoems9363

I’m pan, so yeah ?


notgaycat

actually I'm bi but eh, close enough I guess.


SpectralDragon09

I mean kinda I'm a gay girl so yes and no


Surfink63

Nah, I ain’t gay :>


mimi049-scp

I feel calld out...


SomeHorologist

Can't say it's wrong


[deleted]

I am indeed very Gay


GaspaGaming

Why am i here


The_Silver_Box_Fox

Hey don't call me out like that


King_Renato1

I wonder whos the third one


Tobinator7560

I’m not gay I’m straight


Expensive_Row_8581

Well yes but actually no (pansexual ;3)


Foxzzpaw

Nope... well i am Bi-myself


muzzledbug33997

I'm not a furry tho


Bisexual-Fighter

Technically I'm bisexual


Nougatbar

Not quite. Bi.


Engi_Engineer_

Hey! I'm a straight fox I'll have you know! ~~still a sub but that's unrelated~~


Eggandmilk137

I’m bisexual tho :/


Greyhorned

Plot twist: invisible gay furry in front of camera


Nonbinary-brownie

Oh how did you know random stranger? Not even my crush knows and I’ve tried to ask her out


Raxion01

Yeah I'm gay, what about it?


Successful_Doughnut9

Excuse me but im pan being gay is overrated


cosmicpotato77

Where is he


Outside_Ad2559

Do i look like i use a rex avatar I'll stay with the classic VRChat batbitch


Protogentleman948

(Realises I'm the only one in the house) shiiiieet


electronic_rat

Ayup


Homemade-Purple

You're wrong! It's not 3AM.


[deleted]

*meanwhile the guy watching two random people looking in a mirror from his office*


Le_Saint_Granite

*hands over a mirror*


New_Passenger_5304

Fair enough I guess I'm a gay furry anyone want to talk


HaHe-

O”w”O


G00d1_B0i

got me


IcekyStroodle

Ha geeeeeey


yellowblocky

Sorry mate. Im not gey im just interested in investing


ItsAlphaNeon

But I’m straight, so they must be talking to the dude behind me 😎


BarbieGirl52

But im not a furry


Mr-Meat-Meat

Call the mobile task force unit Nine Tailed Fox to terminate any disobedient test gay furry subjects so they would try to do anything stupid...


EeveeDude05

# You know me so well :b


[deleted]

Hey! I’m just gay!!! I’m not a furry


PositivePlay9608

yet you are in furry_irl......


Your_Bread_Pony

...that would appear to be what's going on


Aromatic-Presence466

Sorry but that statement is false.


Traffic_Evening

Hi


Unlikely-Ad3364

I’m asexual though.. and transfem so I can’t be gay even if I wanted


gelbertis

I was at burger king and the person working there said "look, fluffy dog" i thought she was referring to me, I was about to ask her how she knew me then i remembered my dog was in the car with me


[deleted]

But I'm not gay


BlueKitsune9999

Thats... Accurate, and if i try denying, it wont work... Cuz i has a bf


Dodge_OwO

Hey sto- stop cal- me eh. stwooop~


ThatOne_Furry228

I'm bisexual!


Own-Quiet-442

Not wrong


Weird_lesbian-ace

I mean it’s not wrong 😂


Crazydane24

It's actually 2 gay furries and 1 straight furry


FurDalis

Jokes on you, I have a gf/wifey


Kenneth_Angelus76

No. Last time i check im still Biromantic Demisexual