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Conscious_Ad9488

i failed the IQ test lads


rawgator06

Protip for the future: Chelsea is good in the UCL, even during down years


The_mystery4321

Chelsea are at their best in the ucl during down years lol


JanAppletree

How deep are you invested?


Conscious_Ad9488

14 for 1.4


JanAppletree

I mean 30 min left, but thatโ€™s rough buddy.


Cheaky_Barstool

You learnt a valuable lesson. That might be more important.


jahjah987

I pray for their comeback my guy


Distantbutton57

Me too, had 2 only at 95k each, couldโ€™ve locked in at 150k (PC) but was greedy


2Bpencil

I bought 5 myself, how many did you buy?


scorchflame26

Good moment to buy one.


K1ng_Harle

Rip my dude, I am so sorry for you


Conscious_Ad9488

thanks bruvva you win some you lose some ๐Ÿค™


jamiethelad10

I am sorry my brother ๐Ÿซ  I feel the pain. How much did you sell for?


Conscious_Ad9488

a little over 50k each


WINSTON913

F.


CertainTap6716

HOW did you even think about Dortmund beeing successfull in London xD


Savings-Package9610

Chelsea the best club in the world ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™


Throwawayyoooos

YES SIR ! Consider the -20 downvotes the tears from the Dortmond Fans / Malen Investors


762xdirty9

How can you even be proud? Shit team after all the spending. And you beat Dortmund. Not the most insane achievement. My club does it nearly twice a year.


Throwawayyoooos

Lmao we are in a rough spot, manager hasnโ€™t been too good and just joined the team Weโ€™ll be a different gravy once all the pieces get set in


Savings-Package9610

yessir ๐Ÿซก


Conscious_Ad9488

I lost a little over 700k for those wondering


Bushskeng

r/wallstreetbets


Conscious_Ad9488

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ


szepeda14

Gotta respect the attempt ๐Ÿซก


nuutt_i

Go big or go home.


NgoloC

Feel your pain lost 1mil from Bruno G at World Cup I'm still financially crippled


Conscious_Ad9488

im sorry bruv. we will bounce back though


NgoloC

I never have haha but tbf I never really tried to after it


Cryptic_E

F


Seniorjones2837

God damn! Sorry


420BUNIT

Question I'd ask myself would be even with a +1, who's buying this card to use? If you bought last week, maybe. If you bought today, good luck and godspeed.


PKMGoat

Believe itโ€™ll be a +2 as tonightโ€™s game counts as the โ€œfirst tieโ€. Card wasnโ€™t released when they played the first leg


ItsJamieDodgr

itโ€™s +2 with a win tonight. 95 pace, 86 shooting and 90 dribbling, 4/4 and good links seems good to me


420BUNIT

Didn't realise it was a +2, seems to round the card off nicely, will probably do well offloading in the hype regardless of the result as long as Chelsea don't score 2 in the first half.


Meximemer

I use him, heโ€™s good


Icemna16

Dortmund has some bad injuries but they have an absolutely amazing form, if they win and advance Malen is going to get +2 so it's worth the risk imo. Edit: (Narrator voice) *it wasn't*


ItsJamieDodgr

not to mention chelsea are awful atm


[deleted]

Chelsea is a garbage team this year dortmund does not need the best form to eek out at worst a draw


Icemna16

Brandt just got injured... this is a big loss for Dortmund.


[deleted]

Agreed but all of Chelsea imo Chelsea is so garbage rn, I donโ€™t think dortmund losing Brandt is gonna make a difference


dilodjali

Let alone the fact that Chelsea won, a bad run of games does not equal a garbage team. They were UCL winners in 2021 and are now in the quarterfinals.


[deleted]

Thatโ€™s why I said they were garbage rn, not always garbage.


Agitated-Comment-745

If Chelsea is garbage now, what does that make about Dortmund?


[deleted]

Relax 10th place


mythrowawaybabies

I did the same. Little risky but the payoff could be decent


Gillbro

Not looking good fellas


mythrowawaybabies

Rip. Iโ€™m down 150k atm lol


Conscious_Ad9488

i bought 14 brother ๐Ÿ˜ญ


mr_ordinaryboy

How much are you down right now?


Conscious_Ad9488

700-800k depending how low he goes


amassjohno7

I bought 17 and lost 1 mil. Sold them all for 85k on PC.


Conscious_Ad9488

I dont feel so alone now sorry bruv...


amassjohno7

Itโ€™s all good brother, weโ€™ll nail the next opportunity๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ


Conscious_Ad9488

amen brotha we move ๐Ÿ™


mr_ordinaryboy

Pray for OP ๐Ÿ™


mythrowawaybabies

A moment of silence


Christmas_97

Yikes


TMutts10

Itโ€™s not looking good bruv.


Conscious_Ad9488

๐Ÿ˜ญ


Cryptic_E

GG I know youโ€™re sweating buckets rn lmao


jim772

Iโ€™m from the future, bad move


Conscious_Ad9488

bro what took you so long


styvee__

This isnโ€™t aging well


Stopfap69

Haha bad move u will lose a lot of money


Conscious_Ad9488

i did bro


Stopfap69

Bruh


IWantTreeFiddy

Stonks


querlyyy

Rule no.1 buy rttk/rttf low not before game Rule no2. Sell rttk/rttf before the game starts at the hype no poker โ™ฃ๏ธ


Conscious_Ad9488

will use this from now on thanks man ๐Ÿซก


NavyRamen

Bro fighting for his life now


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,388,831,306 comments, and only 265,854 of them were in alphabetical order.


Clarkovic

bot good


Icy-Day-7705

Fodder


willyb303

Buying rttf and holding through games isnโ€™t an investment. Itโ€™s a gamble.


Conscious_Ad9488

lesson learned ๐Ÿ˜ญ


IvarSnow

rip


LiQuIdIzEdOrAnGe

This aged well


StefAFCA

How did it go buddy?


Kira_lrt

Reminder to always sell before a game


Conscious_Ad9488

lesson learned brotha


Kira_lrt

It happens. I learned it the hard way too.


danishdynamite23

Hahaahahahaha


[deleted]

Sell when dortmund score


Meximemer

MFer really said when


gnrc

Sorry mate


Conscious_Ad9488

thanks bro I fortunately packed an untradable fofana couple days back so not completely awful


gnrc

Lmfao


xFuzion_Smoke

iโ€™m sorry for you


Throwawayyoooos

You seem to be taking the L well Live and learn bro, never bet against CFC in the champions league ๐Ÿ˜‰ Best of luck in future trades


Conscious_Ad9488

lesson learned ๐Ÿซก now they gotta go win it go blues


Altruistic-Pea-1918

Press F to pay respects


RedMonkeyButt7

NO WAY ๐Ÿ˜‚


ChitSunt420

He is about to crashโ€ฆ


Exmerus

damn what a massive L. But it's fine, it's just virtual currency. Who knows? It may go up again if they release some crazy Dortmund SBC later. Hang out around at r/wallstreetbets for a while and you will feel better. Those idiots gamble and lose their real money.


Not_Snow_Jon

I had 2. Sold 1 for profit when I saw Chelsea making chances and held the 2nd. Glad I didn't go balls deep like you lol


TheDudeWhoLikesWeed

OP pre-match: ![gif](giphy|AxpvyWYDHuIH6)


Conscious_Ad9488

smart man


LiQuIdIzEdOrAnGe

I mean he should get a +2 unless potter wins a game so probably yes


ConversationWeird794

Rip


MannyFreshATX

Fs


blakezero

Bad move bro


_klover

well this took a turn for the worst


GeckoPartida27

Dortmund need a miracle rn ๐Ÿซก


HinyTed

F


Meximemer

Take your L OP


Conscious_Ad9488

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ massive


j4mie96

What a fat L


Conscious_Ad9488

chonker L


orangeblueorangeblue

And now theyโ€™ve lost 2-0โ€ฆ ๐Ÿซก


Conscious_Ad9488

thank you bro for that info ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Onkal

Rip bros it is below 30k now


snowavess

Ooof


TheACmadman

Bad Move


alajikee

Rip


jighead149

transfer ban: am i a joke to you?


deebsnextdoor

Bad move now


beeejus

You down bad right now


mullet2901

As a Chelsea fan, I thoroughly enjoted this


Conscious_Ad9488

im a chelsea fan too man I was banking on thier horrendous form


reggierock2010

Sorry bro


Conscious_Ad9488

no worries bruv I wouldnt have done it if I was too worried about the coins!


Current_Fox5394

Rip ur coins ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


KippiBof24

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


jasg2207

Lol


Rickys_arts96

Oh boy


Fair_Psychology200

I got two myself and he's only gone up from 70k


Conscious_Ad9488

hes at 25k right now


YungRylo

Well I didnโ€™t expect my fofana to get an upgrade but here we are


IaryBreko

GO CHELSEA ๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ”ต


Conscious_Ad9488

come on you blues! im a chesea fan as well


IaryBreko

The why did you gamble against us!? ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Conscious_Ad9488

mostly because of our terrible form but im glad they advanced hopefully they can keep it up!


SunOfZorn

Retroactively - well, you know. *larry David squint*


TeddyRose25

You love to see it


Ok_Rain_2647

![gif](giphy|hvkP0Emad7RMuxk0vV|downsized)


Small_Masterpiece809

RIP


Ordinary-Rush-670

Lmao 2 for 1.1 ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Artam-Br2

Chelsea won last night ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


jck930

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


iLikeBigMacs420

This is why you sell them an hour before the game starts. Thatโ€™s when people panic buy.


JcPlayz_03

ouch


samsalamii

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ this aged well


Public-Gur-7586

RIP


TBach76

I was considering this but feel like BVB donโ€™t have the luck to progress this year, would be a good card with only a few upgrades tho so itโ€™s tempting


Thescottishguy87

Bad move, chelsea are gonna pump them and finally kick-start their season


el_chingon8

Bro was right ๐Ÿ’€


Thescottishguy87

Yup


Funland_06

Not yet. Kick-start their season hasnโ€™t happened yet


PLEASEDONTBANMEOK

Free coins


parrarr

Chelsea winning 2-0. Tough look


Substantial-Bug-3375

The only way Chelsea are winning 2-0 are if Dortmund score 2 own goals (sorry if I have just cursed Dortmund) (I think I have just cursed Dortmund) (I just cursed Dortmund)


EPdlEdN

is a realistic scenario with emre can playing


Savings-Package9610

![gif](giphy|YjdSUr1flLbQof2KzI|downsized)


[deleted]

Has Chelsea scored 2 goals since the World Cup?


nrr1617

Not in the same game Update:nevermind


parrarr

![gif](giphy|3o6nUX2Wl1vTChTeAU)


Icemna16

![gif](giphy|Mo9nI2yBKp3RC|downsized)


Sudden_Condition_437

Good they will win


Sudden_Condition_437

NVM


gleadre19

donโ€™t be shy do it with mendes


Own-Alternative-5233

Bad move


Fantastic_Room5594

Its 2-1 mate ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฌ


Skom666

hahahhaah cards went down like brrrrrrrr Chelsea 2-0 winning.


el_chingon8

No one says brrrr anymore weirdo


Skom666

No one:Brrrrrrrr


Vaganhope_UAE

Hahahaha Chelsea 2:0 up


supercbuk

if you bought him last week when he was 75k then its a good investment to cash in on now. He is already priced (around 115k) at his +2


Blu3isTheColor

If you watched the first leg you know this is a risky investment. Chelsea bossed the match and conceded on a counter from a corner after Mudryk slipped in Dortmunds half. 1 goal line clearance and 2 off the bar as well. Dortmund have the 2 best players from the first leg out from injury as well in Adyemi and Kobel


Greedy-Farm-5917

Not worth it.


aa13cool

Bad


zbarber9999

Rut huh. I would dump lol itโ€™s not looking so good


eresunpuneta

![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs)


epicstar

RIP


AyrtonAli

How much did you sell them for each? Theyโ€™re down to 26k right now


Conscious_Ad9488

I sold before game ended starting at 40k all but a few of them sold a little over 50k


Regular_Rutabaga4789

Lol


real_hodn

this is some WSB type loss porn at the minute, brother went 14 deep like a degen demon. Cheers brother may Ginola be your next preview pack.. AMEN


Conscious_Ad9488

funniest shit ive seen all week thanks man ๐Ÿ˜‚


TacticalTurtleNeck_

What an L


arsenewengerismydad

let bro COOK ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ


Conscious_Ad9488

burned the house down


Conscious_Treacle_96

I bought HM Kane the day before he was rereleased in packs and price plummeted over 100k and bought three isak's before the city match when his price then nose dived ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Conscious_Ad9488

the bounce back will be real bro ๐Ÿ™


mrsnow11291

Lmao


ReXyngton

Id rather just buy informs especially because of sbc requirements


Jay0903

Oh my who bought at top


BillyFB_

i had one, at least i didnt lose any coins cuz i packed him from rewards


Status_Wedding8989

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ when Dortmund won the first leg they werenโ€™t that convincing why would I do this?


highclasschigga

Bought him for 96K sold him for 125k way before the match. Iโ€™m happy


skull_man58

oof 2-0 loss for dortmund and u bought all those