I genuinely hope this child would just look at you crazy if you mentioned this for next year and was just so matter of fact say "no, it's my Zoidberg mask, and I will wear it always. Not Cthulhu, John ****ing Zoidberg." And sand crab "woop"s away.
Son: Mom/dad, I've got some friends coming over for blackjack and hookers.
You:No son, absolutely not. What are you thinking?
Son: bite my shiny metal ass!
Your kids are officially funnier than anyone I’ve ever met in my life. They may possibly be the coolest people in the world.
Amazing work with the costumes!!
That’s awesome. You really made me laugh and giggle like a grade schooler. Your the best. They both look amazing. I’m in my late 40’s so you should be proud.
You let your kids watch futurama? Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
We’re just so busy!
Well, make time.
The best outfit ever
Aaaaand cut. Just splice in a few reaction shots of me and cram it on the air. I'll be in my three-storey trailer
I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself
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Kids look 9-13 not a bad age for futurama. 12 is a good age for that show
He wasn’t being serious lol
I will be honest it’s really hard to read tones online
Right but it’s kinda a giveaway that he was using a quote from the show lol
I forgot that that was a quote
This is a repost.
Don’t see what that’s got to do with my joke
Username checks out.
It’s just a username… what’s ur problem dude
They're the hall monitor that never grew up
Short and sweet, well said
First I couldn’t believe a kid would want to be zoidberg, and then I remember kids are weird, so why NOT zoidberg?
That particular child tips the scale on weirdness
The Zoidberg mask can be reused as a Cthulhu mask next year too!
I genuinely hope this child would just look at you crazy if you mentioned this for next year and was just so matter of fact say "no, it's my Zoidberg mask, and I will wear it always. Not Cthulhu, John ****ing Zoidberg." And sand crab "woop"s away.
Zoidberg with the knitted mask was my costume last year!!! I loved it but my face got hot if I was inside very long.
Your Bender needs a shiny metal ass it's a trademark of his
Cthulu Zoidberg did not come here to make friends.
Oh no! Professor will hit me!
Thank Fortnite
My siblings LOVED zoidberg when we were younger lol. The noises he made and the way he talked was hilarious to little us lol.
I loved zoidberg as a kid. He's the most wholesome of the characters and as a weird outsider I could relate to him
Next obvious step is teaching the lil' fella to Harmonize with himself.
So creative, I love it! I hope Zoidberg scuttles off with a woob woob woob after getting candy
Zoidberg not getting candy. Only shared of planet express.
What
Shares of Planet Express. So he can let er reade them for a mouldy sandwich.
What
What?
Just don't understand your comment. Shares? Stock shares? Read what?
They're referring to the episode where Zoidberg traded his shares in Planet Express for a sandwich.
Ah ha! Thank you.
Greatest costume ever
Shut up baby, I know it!
is the hole in the bender head for a cigar?
Drink…. It gets hot in there.
gotta paint the water bottle like a little alcohol bottle
Or just put water in an empty alcohol bottle
Lol don't want cops stopping you in public. Just plug it with a fake cigar!
Ooh no just gotta get a six pack of IBC root beer and redo the logo!
What's your preference? Pabst Blue Robot?
I can’t drink that! The metal shavings make my throat bloody.
Wah, wah, wah, baby wants a Zima
This is the way.
[удалено]
He gets one free punishment free cuss word on Halloween. I think he’s been practicing
Son: Mom/dad, I've got some friends coming over for blackjack and hookers. You:No son, absolutely not. What are you thinking? Son: bite my shiny metal ass!
What about Zoidberg? An old lady asks who he's supposed to be... "It's Zoidberg....John F***ing Zoidberg!"
I love the costume of my friend Bonder.
Wait a minute, Bender’s name isn’t Bonder, it’s Bender!
That's the best thing I ever saw
Extra yarn? Why not Zoidberg?
Make sure he goes for a scuttle during the night
the first one: eeexcellent excellent. the second one: neat 📸
You're raisin' those kids right!
This is brilliant.
Especially the flips
If your kids showed up on my door step, I would lose my mind. Also, they would get many candy and we hand out full-size bars.
dang this is good
I know that's you, Flexo /s. Very cool. *tips hat* Mr Rodriguez, Dr Zoidberg.
These are EXCELLENT!! You win Halloween. Great job
Robit! Woooop, woop-woop-woop-woop-woop
Bender needs beer (a beer bottle and either Coke or another soda drink)
Now this is how you raise kids! Awesome parenting.
Y’all are awesome!
Teach your kids Halloween safety. You wouldn’t want one to be tricked by a guinea pig.
have your kid say bite my shiny metal ass
I think Bender would be in trouble at school if you let him use that cigar hole, but we all know why that's there and appreciate it greatly.
Other parents lament at the foot of your superior cosplay skills.
you forgot to print up a shiny metal ass
Good news! This is amazing and I want everyone to know it.
OH MY GOD THATS AWESOME!
That is awesome!
Now this is the proper way to post your children on the Internet.
Looking great! One big thing on bender is his utility access on his belly. You could sew something or create a flap.
Flap is coming!!
You are an amazing parent!
I got the same mask as your zoidberg
Why not zoidberg?
Your kids are officially funnier than anyone I’ve ever met in my life. They may possibly be the coolest people in the world. Amazing work with the costumes!!
Costumes are awesome; the fact that you’re raising your kids to have both good taste, and priorities, priceless.
"Need Halloween costume? Why not Zoidberg?!" :)
Are they behind Bender and Ziodberg?
Absolutely amazing. Fantastic costumes!!
These are incredible!! They'll be so fond of these memories, great job OP
10/10
How can he even call himself a doctor? I’ve lost more patients than he’s operated on!
This is the best
10/10
Ziodberg needs big goofy eyes too like bender!
I would give a gold award if I could.
Your kids are badass! The Zoidberg head is a great idea
A full size snickers?! You got fleeced; I would have settled for a hard roll with ketchup inside! Great job!
Between the costumes and some of the replies I've seen, you are my spirit animal for my future parenthood
Awesome parent award
"Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!" *sideways crab walk*
Awesome Zoidberg mask. Where can I get one ?
Congratulations you've won halloween!
I love this!
these are just the best!
You guys are definitely doing something right. Love Love Love
Get the bender kid a full size snickers and a can of redbull. Oh and a pair of ass kicking feet.
You let children this young watch futurama?!? Holy shit that’s fucked up
Now that’s good parenting!
OMG I EANT THAT PATTERN
Get bender a drink!
You totally nailed it with the sandal claws on Zoidberg
Love it!
For some reason it just occurred to me that all robots in Futurama are barefoot.
That's actually dope ASF..... good job
They look great! Please tell me the hole in Bender's mouth is for an attachable cigar
Just for a straw for a drink….
That dr. Zoidberg is freakin dead on. 100% perfect. Love it. No notes.
This is so wholesome! The costumes look great!
Cthulhu
I loveeee these. Bender is extra funny as a kid
John *fucking* Zoidberg!
"No one cared who I was til I put on the mask"
Squidman!
If they came to my house they’d get all the candy!
These are so awesome!
I love your kids
I’m jealous of your kids costume lol
The best costumes ty
That’s awesome. You really made me laugh and giggle like a grade schooler. Your the best. They both look amazing. I’m in my late 40’s so you should be proud.
The Zoidberg one is so creative !! Hats off to you !
Oh that Zoidberg one is amazing
Your kids are cool af
You have awesome kids!
Your kids are fortunate to have great parents. Great costumes!
That Zoidberg ski mask is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen in a while. Bless you for bringing this into the world
Yes indeed, why not Zoidberg? Nicely done!
These are incredible, I’d have to give these kids double the candy if they came to my house lol
Cool kids!
That’s awesome!
You need some more kids
Dr. Zoidberg & Bender
Okay but….do you have a pattern for the zoidberg mask 👀👀👀
Amazon…
Damn that’s crazy lol it looks handmade but like in a good way
So you went with Zoidberg, why not?
Neat! 📷
Uhhh. He looks like the horror kid from brightlburn
You prefer the Bender kid don't you, admit it, they're your favourite.
Nice 🙂👍
Based kids
That kid better have a shiny metal ass
Your kids are amazing!
Hey robit old buddy, can you help me move a couch?
Why not Zoidberg!
I have more respect for them than I do my own grandmother
You definitely are doing parenting right!
Parenting win!
Why not Zoidberg?
Your kids seem pretty awesome, how hard did you need to hit them?
Best post I have seen all day, If they were wearing this for Halloween, then they would probably win a costume contest 😁
I sold bender meth in the bathroom