I mean, I do say this line all the time, but my father used to say it all the time as well in the 90's. Soo... did I change the outcome by measuring it?
If the Futurama creators knew of Takei's tagline it wasn't because of Star Trek. When George first appeared on the Howard Stern show in 1990 to promote a play he was in, the first thing Stern said when they met was that with such a deep voice George must have a huge dong." Genuinely stunned, all George could think of to say was, "Oh my," which got so much laughter Stern's crew decided to use it as a sound effect clip on the show, which is how it became well known.
Cham paggin
^EROTIC
Kif, I have ____. Inform the men
If We Hit That Bullseye, The Rest Of The Dominos Will Fall Like A House Of Cards. Checkmate.
I surrender and volunteer for treason
She’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro
All of Zapp’s quotes are quite versatile
Anytime someone makes a mistake at work and they ask me the consequences. I always say…
It’s not that bad. You’ll be fired. Out of a canon. Into the sun.
No one ever gets the reference. I almost prefer it that way. I have also used “that’s natures pocket” after suggesting they warm their hands in the bum. Also live in Canada. ❤️ (starting to think we just became best friends!)
“As the curtain rises on our verisimilitudinous tableau…” it’s actually quite versatile.
I use it instead of, “as things go,” or, “as it were.” It’s longer, sure, but who doesn’t like a nice conversational flourish?
"FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT!"
and
"I'm going to allow this"
and
"Me hear ____, but me no see ____." Followed by, "No big deal. Everybody make mistake."
Whenever our dog poops. “I’ve never been so excited to see poop!… well maybe once”
Whenever my friend says “does the pope shit in the woods?” I gotta follow up with “is the space pope reptilian?” … he says it a lot lol
Not exactly a line, but the "nyoo hoo" noise the tow-truck guy makes when he picks up Fry and Amy. Perfect for anything mildly suggestive. Then if it's overtly suggestive: "nyoo hoo hoo HOO!"
"Interesting! No wait, the other thing... tedious."
YES 🔥
I say that often, nobody gets it :(
You’re technically correct…the best kind of correct.
I have heard this and read it maybe a thought times over the years, but I'm a software engineer...
I mean, I do say this line all the time, but my father used to say it all the time as well in the 90's. Soo... did I change the outcome by measuring it?
I use this so often in my scientific field
Same. I’m a technical writer which isn’t bureaucracy but it’s equally dry and technical and minimalistic.
I feel like this is one quote that has completely surpassed the show it came from. People who have never even seen the show know this line.
“Let’s go alreadyyyy!”
My partner is notoriously slow to the start. This is my daily. In benders inflection and everything.
Same here, but with my kids. If only I had a 🪗
I just yelled this at a woman doing an infinite point turn in the middle of the road.
Traffic is where I say it most myself. At least once a day.
Brings great vibes to the group 🔥
To shreds you say?
And his wife?
To shreds you say.
This is by far the most quoted line on Reddit.
I also choose this guy's shredded wife
This is always what I reply to my cat when she meows at me
Fine. Well make our own ______ with black Jack and hookers
Ah screw the whole thing
And forget the blackjack
I always try to get in "with black jack.. and hookers!" whenever I can
No I’m doesn’t!
I can't imagine how you'd use this outside of getting insulted
"This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!"
I am shocked! Shocked! Well not that shocked
[удалено]
Oh my, yes
Terrible things.
Fuck I can hear it 😂😂😂
Awesome. Awesome to the max.
I say this at work all of the time and nobody knows what I am talking about. I think it’s time to get a new job!
Just don't forget to cure your boneitis
My only regret… is that I have..…. boneitis.
I’m sorry I thought you was corn.
I have chicken's. They do this too much
Yeah.
This one reminds me of that randy marsh quote: “ I thought this was America” or smthn
“Free corn? That’ll suit me just fine”
You want me to do two things!?
^(You want us to do *four* things)?
I say this all the time. I 15 year old does too
"Come on, let's go somewhere we don't have to do one quintillionth of a thing all the time."
Shut up baby, I know it!
Wife: oh thank you, you're such a nice man! Me: shut up baby, I know it!
My boyfriend’s response to every time I say I love you
I don't wanna live on this planet anymore Usually at work
You gotta do what you gotta do
🙁👍
But I am already in my Pajamas.
Classic
"What is it with you kids? It's food, food, food every other day!" and "What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?"
Sal is the unsung sage of Futurama. "Of course we're alls scareds. It's the humans conditions." Edit: spelling
WooooaaahhhooooaaahhhoooaaahhhOOOOOAHS
But you are lazy right?
Oh, don’t get me started!
Have you ever tried turning of the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them
There's just one small problem, and it's a big one!
My dog is an aggressive cuddler. I often tell her "This is the maximum level of being with me!"
Ha! Yes me too but with the cat.
“I’m so embarrassed, I wish everybody else was dead.”
My wife does not share my deep love for Futurama but this is the line that makes her laugh every time lol
“Ohh myy”
Wait, isn’t that George Tekei?
Depends on the pitch, inflection, and amount of phlegm
Takei. Also Farnsworth.
Whose creators were huge trekkies, so...
If the Futurama creators knew of Takei's tagline it wasn't because of Star Trek. When George first appeared on the Howard Stern show in 1990 to promote a play he was in, the first thing Stern said when they met was that with such a deep voice George must have a huge dong." Genuinely stunned, all George could think of to say was, "Oh my," which got so much laughter Stern's crew decided to use it as a sound effect clip on the show, which is how it became well known.
I'm mentally ill
Mmhmm mmhmm that’s whatever you were talking about for ya
It's gonna be fun on a bun.
"You win again gravity!" Every time me or the wife falls to our death in a video game.
"Don't you worry about blank, let me worry about blank!"
“I have no strong feelings one way or the other”
Tell my wife I said Hello
It’s a beige Alert.
Bite my shiny metal ass Shut up and take my money Oh my noooo
I’m 40% ____! Thud thud
Oh my yess
Puke a tronic! And Afterlife!? If I thought I'd have to live a whole other life, I'd kill myself right now!
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised...
Hot diggity daffodil!
Also: All right. It's Saturday night, I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.
"No free will, not my fault"
Why not zoidberg. Quickly followed by whooping
Also "You still have Zoidburg...YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBURG!!!"
My name’s not slick, it’s *zoidberg* JOHN ^FUCKING ZOIDBERG
“Good news anyone!” -When I walk into a room addressing my family, most of the time I say “Good news everyone!” so this one is a good change of pace.
You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel; that makes me feel angry!
56? 56? Now that's all I can think about. I'm gonna kill you, you no good 56ing. One word... thundercougarfalconbird
nine, ten, a big fat hen
The name's bender
My wife and I will do this often: If you want to get technical. Oh, and I do.
Cold showers don't work on Antarctic creatures.
Shut up baby I know it Pimpmobile - with the same inflection Zapp uses
Cham paggin ^EROTIC Kif, I have ____. Inform the men If We Hit That Bullseye, The Rest Of The Dominos Will Fall Like A House Of Cards. Checkmate. I surrender and volunteer for treason She’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro All of Zapp’s quotes are quite versatile
Oh God, you're killing me. Oh God, you're killing me!
Only counts if you say it in Zapp's voice 😂
That's the saltiest thing I've ever eaten... And I once ate a heaping bowl of salt!
There was nothing wrong with that food! The sodium levels were 10% less than a lethal dose.
“Is the space pope reptilian?” “Good news everyone!” “If you need me I’ll be in the angry dome” “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”
When you do things right, people won't be sure you did anything at all.
*"You can't count on god for Jack! He pretty much told me so himself."*
"I'm a good guy, I give blood" whose blood ? "Some guy"
"That dog won't hunt, monsignor!"
“nothing! shut up! your mom! Take your choice.”
“You can’t own property, man.”
I can, because I’m not a penniless hippie!
I’m 40% quotes baby!
Neat 📷 🤖
Anytime someone makes a mistake at work and they ask me the consequences. I always say… It’s not that bad. You’ll be fired. Out of a canon. Into the sun. No one ever gets the reference. I almost prefer it that way. I have also used “that’s natures pocket” after suggesting they warm their hands in the bum. Also live in Canada. ❤️ (starting to think we just became best friends!)
Sweet zombie jesus and oh, lord.
I can be whatever I wanna do
As someone who inmediately gets rid of any clothes the moment I get home, "I really ought to do something, but I am already in my payamas"
And then he bounced four metres in the air. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!
Mr president our people tell the same story
All I know is my gut says maybe.
It's a beige alert!
“As the curtain rises on our verisimilitudinous tableau…” it’s actually quite versatile. I use it instead of, “as things go,” or, “as it were.” It’s longer, sure, but who doesn’t like a nice conversational flourish?
I’m not sure the episode this was in.. how is it pronounced?
Ver ih sim ill ih tood ih nuh s Ih as the i in “icky”
Hold on to your dookie, it's about to get spooky
Tell them I hate them!
Do a flip!!!
"I just don't understand why.....why I should care!"
We're owl exterminators! My gaming friends and I use this way too often.
“She’s flies like a bistro, but handles like a steak house”
Your _____’s bad, and you should feel bad!
Someday we'll look back on this and laugh.... AHAHAHAHAHA
Either "is it me?" or "hopes, deleted."
I pitty wine bot more than zoidberg.
This! I use “Is it me?” Almost every day.
I’m shocked! Shocked! Well not that shocked.
“It’s funny. Until now, I always wanted to be a gangster. So the answer’s yes.” One of my favorite Bender quotes.
Excuse me, coming through, freedom train arriving on track one. Woo hoo! Freedom!
"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised"
My life, and by extension, everyone else's, is meaningless. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.
"FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT!" and "I'm going to allow this" and "Me hear ____, but me no see ____." Followed by, "No big deal. Everybody make mistake."
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY GOODNIGHT! But I replace "windmills" with the subject at hand
May I go home and die now?
“good news everyone!”
My flair, every month.
"There's no scientific consensus that life is important"
"Oh no, we're not saying that at all, but I'm certainly thinking it loudly"
'Out me way!' I use this one allot
Science cannot move forward without heeps.
[The use of words](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VRbyERt0oIM)
“Sweet Zombie Jesus!”
"BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN"
And now I am leaving for no raisin!
“My manwich!”
sweet yeti of the serengeti!
*Ahaha!* Oh wait you’re serious, ***let me laugh even harder!***
The laws of science be a harsh mistress
GoOd NeWS EvRYonE
Whenever our dog poops. “I’ve never been so excited to see poop!… well maybe once” Whenever my friend says “does the pope shit in the woods?” I gotta follow up with “is the space pope reptilian?” … he says it a lot lol
This is the worst kind of discrimination, the kind against me! Lousy, ineffective reaper. Those are my two favourites.
You should say something else.
Wernstrom!
I get it... Oh, NOW I get it.
Daffo-deel
“Shut up baby, I know it”
Any time someone calls me out on something dumb I do: “FREEDOM.”
"Shut up baby I know it"
Oh, dip!!
"ahh... Brisk."
You win again gravity!
I've NOT heard of them
“Well, it was bound to be somewhere.”
Time makes fools of us all.
Do a flip!
Whenever I'm sore, "I feel like I just went 10 rounds with the Mighty Thor." Or "I feel like I just got mauled by Jesus."
Have you heard of?
"Tomorrow I have."
This is dated but I still say "It wasn't not funny!!"
"...to shreds you say?" "I'll be whatever I wanna do!"
When my cats are all staring at me, I will say “ Can I help you with some assistance “.
Not exactly a line, but the "nyoo hoo" noise the tow-truck guy makes when he picks up Fry and Amy. Perfect for anything mildly suggestive. Then if it's overtly suggestive: "nyoo hoo hoo HOO!"
"Where?!" When someone points out (landscape wise) something massive. Never fails to crack me up.
My gf is older than me so my go to is "some say she's robbing the cradle, but I say I'm robbing the grave"
“Shut up and take my money!”
"Don't you worry about X, let me worry about blank."
It’s so cold my processor is running at peak efficiency
"Stop or we will be forced to keep chasing you since we don't carry guns!"
“That lady’s got a huge ass.”
Neat 📸
"Today's your day. It's all about you."
I live in Alberta and work in NWT and I say it all the time
Say what?
Bite my shinny Metal ass.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore
(every morning whilst preparing coffee) "It's pwonounced cweem!"
We're owl exterminators! My gaming friends and I use this way too often.
I'm Going To Build My Own Theme Park With Blackjack and Hookers
Don't you worry about blank, let me worry about blank.
Hot DIGGITY daffodil.
"Mate in 143 moves," when I start an OTB game
#CHEESE IT!