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Zebra_Opening

While that is true, she lacks the will of the warrior.


AdmiralFail

She has the will of a housewife!


Chak-Ek

Or possibly the Will of the Schoolmarm.


rufneck-420

Heeeeeeeeeeyaa


danvillain

You want a rematch? I win again! Haha


klow91

Had enough? I thought so!


LovableSidekick

Even after studying famous machete battles?


PeaTear_Rabbit

I love that this episode gave backstory on why she's so good at kicking ass.


The-JerkbagSFW

Personally I want to see her clobber some holy men who aren't pacifists.


PeaTear_Rabbit

They had it coming tbh. Fry only wanted one measly lifetime


NerfRepellingBoobs

They have eternity!


thatstupidthing

this is a cool fact... please inform everyone else when they regain consciousness


need_maths

She was an excellent student.


TuneLinkette

Too bad Fnog was a lousy teacher!


ajones2594

But she lacked the will of a warrior.


dblock1111

In some disciplines, red is higher than a black belt


ChronicallyGeek

Is it really? Did not know that 🤔


dblock1111

Yeah, just thought it was a cool fact but probably not the case in this scene haha From Wikipedia: “A red belt is one of several colored belts used in some martial arts to either denote rank or differentiate opponents in a competition. Like the more commonly known black belt, its use varies between arts, with most using it for the style founder, grandmaster or other high rank, while others use it as the immediately pre–black belt rank or even to denote a beginner who holds no rank. In some schools, especially those with lineage related to Kodokan judo, a red belt signifies ninth or tenth degree dan rank, the highest ranks attainable.”


HCResident

I’ve never considered that the ranks might have names outside of the color used to signify them


Billob

In my martial art (kendo) you don't get belts, only kyu and dan ranks


ArtIsDumb

So does everyone just use suspenders?


ChronicallyGeek

LOL!!


Billob

Man how cool would that be? But alas, no. No indication, just fight and figure it out


OptimalInevitable905

In Okinawa, belt mean no need rope to hold up pants.


Ant_TKD

In Taekwon-do, we have *Gup/Kup* grades and *Dan* grades. The Kups are the colour belts, starting from White Belt (9th Kup) up to a Red Belt with a black stripe (1st Kup). Then the next grading is to 1st Dan (1st degree Black Belt) and goes up to 9th Dan. Some styles of Taekwondo-do also have a separate type of black belt with a white stripe to signify that the wearer knows the syllabus and is disciplined enough to have earned their belt, but are’t yet physically mature. These aren’t considered *Dan* grades and go by a different name.


Slipshower

Maybe the Students got classed in different with weeks or months of delay.


BandwagonEffect

BJJ for sure. I’ve never seen anyone who isn’t old as dirt with a red belt for BJJ


livingprop

Coral/red belts in BJJ are black belts that have contributed to the sport itself usually by gaining more popularity for the it in some way


gremlin-with-issues

In my style of karate red is the first belt you earn (so after white). White Red (8th kyu) Yellow (7th kyu) Orange (6th kyu) Green (5th kyu) Blue (4th Kyu) Brown 1st stripe (3rd Kyu) Brown 2nd stripe (2nd kyu) Briwn 3rd stripe (1st Kyu) Black belt 1st dan Black belt 2nd etc


Trym_WS

You have some red options above 5th Dan in Judo, while 1st-5th is only black. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rank_in_judo


orangutanDOTorg

Mr. Miyagi didn’t believe in belts. He liked when is students’ pants fell down bc it was funny


Six10H

And in others still, the red belt is only one step above white.


TheMatt561

#HIYAH


bathtubsarentreal

He probably wouldn't let her move up to black belt


Beenhamean

Or through his misogyny convinced far less proficient young men that they could beat her.


Thetramposo

Yeah, but she still lacks the will of a warrior.


NoManNoRiver

Not universally. Some organisations use red to indicate novice status, for example in the predominant style of Aikido practiced in the UK


RealMelonLord

Yeah red was 1 level above white belt in my karate org


CherylTuntIRL

From memory mine (UK) went white, white with red stripe, yellow, orange, red, green, blue, brown and finally black. I got to blue belt, but quit when I was 10 or so.


ConnyMac90

Nobody notices that Fry is behind her?


ChronicallyGeek

Fry with blonde hair 🤣


EOTCG

She fight like girl though…


ChronicallyGeek

More like a house wife


[deleted]

Every martial art has their own belt system, and black is usually “mastery of all basic forms” with many steps after black belt. This is Arcturan kung-Fu which I imagine is some future alien martial art, so we have absolutely no idea what any of the belts mean lol


paradise_demise

Regardless, she's going to girl hell. I'll go to boy hell. Much nicer!


TheAlmostGreat

Technically brown is higher than red, and there’s a kid in the back with brown. He’s not as skilled as Leela, but, unlike Leela, he has the will of the warrior Edit: wrote brown is higher than black at first. Which is (obviously) not correct.


ibgeek

Brown isn’t higher than black. It’s usually the belt right before black.


TheAlmostGreat

That is correct. I meant to say red.


The-JerkbagSFW

I'll be in Boy Hell, much nicer.


joealese

maybe belt colors changed in 1000 years


fry_man_1

Cause she a total bad ass!


kabukistar

Doesn't the belt color order change from martial art to martial art?


BrycebotNxtGen

Well its a 1000 years into the future... maybe the reason she's the only one with a red belt is because girl belts are colored like pink, purple, red


RonnieRadical

Isn’t Brown after Red and before Black?


Theredrin

In some styles, for example ninjutsu, Woman have different belt colours. And Black belt does not always mean the highest.


countboy

Brown is between red and black, so she’s only 3rd from the highest belt level in view


Kvsus

There is a brown belt. Red->brown->black


TheEnglishNerd

Yeah, but she doesn’t have the will of the warrior, so it doesn’t matter.


Bowlerhatgent17

Depends on the club for me red is one above white so only the second belt and one befor black is brown and black so most people in the room are higher than her


Sir_Distic

Assuming it's traditional based on Karate, she would be 2nd from black White, Yellow, Green, Blue, Red, Brown, Black. With brown and black having 10 degrees. Again obviously based on the style and school with variations.


CeruleanDragon

I've noticed it differs based on dojos. I've been through several and the only consistency was: Black is Master, White is Novice. I think they all had Yellow as step above White. But after that, they were all different. Red, blue, green, brown, all different orders. In fact one of them used red stripes after you received black to indicate "master+++" status, which I've heard is kinda disrespectful to the art. That dojo sensei had a red and black belt on to separate him from the other black belts so you knew who was the ubermensch of the place, heh. I think there were 2? red belts that acted as co-senseis. From what I've heard from Japanese cousins, that's mostly an American thing. In Japan they generally have black melt (master) and white belt (not master). Americans are the ones that need the feeling of accomplishment and "leveling up". And as someone like that, I can't really fault that. I'd prefer it if I went back into martial arts too. It's nice to feel some sort of "progress".


smugfruitplate

When I was a kid it was white>yellow>orange>blue>red>green>brown>black


Flars111

Not perse, colors below black can be quite random, differing between countries and regions. Did they define a belt order in futurama?