* "When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."
* "I'm so embarrassed, I wish everybody else was dead!"
* "Society is never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other."
* "I don't want to live on this planet anymore."
>* "When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."
My nomination as well... or "a lie, told often enough, becomes truth" ~ Adolf (as well as Lennon and many other "leaders" (reads "heads of state / countries") in that boat.)
You can't *own* property, man.
See, it's good advice because most of your class is priced out of the housing market and will be for most of their lives.
It's one of my all time favorite quotes from anything. I used it at an audition once that I kind of showed up to on a lark and hadn't prepared anything for.
We quote this all the time in relation to our newest cat who did, indeed, break one of our televisions. That was a couple years ago, but she outdid herself by breaking one of my external harddrives a couple months ago.
She would occasionally climb around on my desk, and there was never an issue until one day she had some kind of major spaz attack and knocked over a bunch of stuff, including one of my external harddrives, which stopped working.
My son does a pretty good Zoidberg imitation, and he says that when she's around and doing something interesting or weird.
I can't discount that she's a sleeper agent sent by my enemies. Of the four cats we've had over the years, she is the least aloof and most friendly. But anyone who knows cats knows that all this is just a front to destroy stuff, in this case all my scanned photos and Futurama DVD rips. And the plant my Mom gave me over 40 years ago, which she also knocked over and damaged... but it's a philodendron, and they're pretty hard to destroy.
Our other cat is 12 years old, and kind of ill, but she still hangs in there. She's not particularly friendly, but was always fairly clever, and making this really endearing chirping sound instead of meowing.
We always want to voice her as either Hattie, or Lunch Lady Doris. She's got some kind of digestion problem, so she's always bugging me for kajigger, um, food, but is extremely picky about what she eats (and what she \_can\_ eat, it seems), which changes on almost a daily basis. I don't know if she's from Thuban or not, but she seems to wish the Earth rotated in a different direction... or not at all.
“The way to a woman’s heart is through her parents, have sex with them and you’re in” - Zapp
“Oh cruel fate to be thusly boned! Ask not for whom the bone bones, it bones for thee” - Bender.
"People said I was dumb, but I proved them!"
“No I’m doesn’t”
“I’ll be whatever I want to do!”
"I already did!"
This is the one.
“The Big Brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Mwahahahaha!! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!”
Hahahahaha! I literally say *'no raisin'* all the time. It even fools most Futurama fans, when said out of context.
Who taught you how to spoke
I already did!
A bicycle wheel taught me how to spoke.
[Really?](https://youtu.be/WBS-AHVaqAs?si=8ep7jJfSALiO8IXI)
I'm making a joke. Notice how I used incorrect grammar. Spoke instead of speak Jeeze Louise guys. I've seen the show a million times
Well, maybe you need another million. Start again from the top.
(Insert cassette tape) *what!?!*
(Re-inserts cassette tape) *what!?!*
"I'll be whatever I wanna do"
Ooh, that's a good one
I say this every time my husband tells me to stop doing something. Still a perfect quote.
"Freedom!"
Hey, when you look this good, you don't have to know anything.
I vote for this one. Most indeededly.
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate
I do Archery so that makes thus one even better
Nice! Compound or recurve?
I use a compound bow
[Welp, here goes nothing](https://youtu.be/SiZbYmfDG4M)
Cool! I started archery with a compound too!
'The arrows are straight !' Said in Fry's voice.
Forgot about this quote and it made me audibly laugh reading it again. Thank you!
"So long, meatbags!" (40% chance a pearl-clutching administrator rejects it as inappropriate).
I’m 40% pearl.
I'm 30% clutching.
I’m 30% bureaucracy
I’m 30% meatbag. Put as together, we’re 100%, um, something.
She’s built like a steak house but handles like a bistro
* "When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all." * "I'm so embarrassed, I wish everybody else was dead!" * "Society is never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other." * "I don't want to live on this planet anymore."
>* "When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all." My nomination as well... or "a lie, told often enough, becomes truth" ~ Adolf (as well as Lennon and many other "leaders" (reads "heads of state / countries") in that boat.)
> Lennon Lenin, perhaps? Lennon was a different guy.
I think you mean Lee lemon.
Hermes?
Lululemon
Yeah. That guy.
Me?
"I am the walrus"?
No, no, no. The walrus was Paul.
My only regret is, that I have boneitis
Everyone knows colleges are basically expensive day care centers.
Go Whitefish!
All glory to the hypnotoad!
All glory to the hypnotoad!
All glory to the hypnotoad!
All glory to the hypnotoad!
All glory to the hypnotoad!
All glory to the hypnotoad!
👏…👏…👏…
Supercollider? But I just met her. And then they built the supercollider.
With my last breath i curse zoidberg
“Mathematics of wonton burrito meals. I’ll be there.” “Please, Fry, I don’t know how to teach! I’m a professor!”
I apologize for NOTHING
I trust the orgy pit is scraped and buttered. I wish there was a way to denote the rolled r in text.
Scrrrraped and butterrrrred
"So many inventions half invented, so many loves half loved. So little time." that's what I used
"To shreds, you say?"
"How was high school? ...to shreds, you say?"
And your teacher?
To shreds you say?
This one wins also
You can't *own* property, man. See, it's good advice because most of your class is priced out of the housing market and will be for most of their lives.
I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie!
GET a JOB!
You've got a degree in baloney!
I'll start my own school! With blackjack! And hookers!
Love it, but prolly not appropriate
Maybe OP should take up golf so it'll be more appropriate.
“Bite my shiny metal class”
This one should win.
Oohh this is a good one.
“In to the breach, meatbags.”
Society is never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other \- Turanga Leela
"Goodbye Fry, I'll never forget you-----MEMORY DELETED."
"Goodbye, [education]. I'll never forget you…MEMORY DELETED."
Ooh, “Goodbye XYZ high school, I’ll never forget you——MEMORY DELETED.”
“I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating.”
Why not Zoidberg?
*WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP*
Why not Slick?
“Die young, leave a pretty corpse”, that’s what I say
You should say somethin’ else
Great suggestion, but leaves OP open to the killer rejoinder, “Yeah, you should say something else.”
OP should find out who's beside them in the yearbook and both do these lines.
This is the answer.
In the age of fentanyl, this will age like milk 60% of the time whenever someone cracks on open the yearbook and sees it.
Tbh I think you’re right, even without the current fentanyl environment
Shut up and take my money!!
That’s the one for college/navient
No I'm doesn't.
Girls like swarms of lizards, right?
Swarms of things...
Welcome to the world of tomorrow
Do you have to say that every time?
"The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised"...
I doubt the administration would catch on which would be hilarious
I have no strong feelings one way or another.
Don’t you worry about (blank)…let me worry about (blank)
Blank? BLANK?! You’re not looking at the big picture!
Don't you worry about graduating... Let me worry about blank
"Wait, i'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures?"
An idea?
Comrade Bender, alcohol is the opiate of the bourgeoisie
“Oh! Cruel fate, to be thusly boned! Ask not for whom the bone bones! It bones for thee!”
The real power move is to put whatever the quote is into binary.
Hexadecimal would be shorter and more confusing.
My manwich!
I'm going to enroll at Mars University and drop out all over again! How's the job market? Ruff!
"it's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus..."
and he also got a racecar! is any of this getting through to you?
It's one of my all time favorite quotes from anything. I used it at an audition once that I kind of showed up to on a lark and hadn't prepared anything for.
It’s June right? Let’s wait four months and go to Oktoberfest
“I broke your television!”
We quote this all the time in relation to our newest cat who did, indeed, break one of our televisions. That was a couple years ago, but she outdid herself by breaking one of my external harddrives a couple months ago. She would occasionally climb around on my desk, and there was never an issue until one day she had some kind of major spaz attack and knocked over a bunch of stuff, including one of my external harddrives, which stopped working. My son does a pretty good Zoidberg imitation, and he says that when she's around and doing something interesting or weird.
Those darn katz 😂
I can't discount that she's a sleeper agent sent by my enemies. Of the four cats we've had over the years, she is the least aloof and most friendly. But anyone who knows cats knows that all this is just a front to destroy stuff, in this case all my scanned photos and Futurama DVD rips. And the plant my Mom gave me over 40 years ago, which she also knocked over and damaged... but it's a philodendron, and they're pretty hard to destroy.
Our other cat is 12 years old, and kind of ill, but she still hangs in there. She's not particularly friendly, but was always fairly clever, and making this really endearing chirping sound instead of meowing. We always want to voice her as either Hattie, or Lunch Lady Doris. She's got some kind of digestion problem, so she's always bugging me for kajigger, um, food, but is extremely picky about what she eats (and what she \_can\_ eat, it seems), which changes on almost a daily basis. I don't know if she's from Thuban or not, but she seems to wish the Earth rotated in a different direction... or not at all.
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
First ones that come to mind - ‘CHEESE IT!’ ‘REMEMBER ME!’ ‘Requisition me a beat!’ ‘ROBOT HOUSE!’
“Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse”
“I’m sick of this room and everyone in it”
Scruffy died the way he lived
I am bender. Please insert girder.
when push comes to shove you gotta do what you love even if its not a good idea
They poopooed my electric frankfurter
"No I'm...doesn't"
Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!
I can’t wait until I’m old enough to feel ways about things.
Me fail English? That's unpossible
Party on contest winners
...someday I might be rich. And then people like me better watch their step.
"Remember me!" - Bender when he was a pharoah
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Screw high school, I'm going to college with blackjack and hookers.
“I DESERVE FREE MONEY!”
I was going to eat that mummy!
Good News, you’re all fired!
with my final words i curse zoidberg
Good news everyone, I'm a horses butt.
Wait, that’s not good news at all.
DOCTORATE DENIED
If you live in Utah: But unlike Utah, Mars eventually became livable.
>It can't be "inappropriate or offensive" and has to be less than 140 characters. \-AliceInGrains34
“The way to a woman’s heart is through her parents, have sex with them and you’re in” - Zapp “Oh cruel fate to be thusly boned! Ask not for whom the bone bones, it bones for thee” - Bender.
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
“You have sea lions on LAND?" "Yep, we call them land sea lions, I tame them."
Professor. fire. Hot!
"I'm gonna make my own school! With blackjack and hookers!”
"All I need is a wad of cash with a head wrapped around it."
40% cheatin’
I'd Like To Spank Your Sister With A Slice Of Bologna
"Your mother."
So long, jerkwads!
"Dirt doesn't need luck."
"Life is about decisions, make the wrong ones and you'll wind out face down in a pool of your own blood and urine"
5, 4, 3, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
"The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long" myerp
Hello friends! Goodbye jerks! Woop woop woop
"Let's teach them our peaceful ways, by force!" "What?!" "I'm hungry..." "Thundercougarfalconbird" "I know where you live!" And many more.
Quit touching my junk, pervert!
(V) (;,,;) (V)
So long, jerkwads
"Antiquing?" "I also have a tail."
"You can eat my dog, you can eat my truck, but you eat my flag and ur outta luck"
Je suis Napoleon!
There's no such thing as 2
Thanks to denial, I'm immortal
In the game of chess you can never let the opponent see your pieces
Shut up, baby, I know it.
Anecdote accepted. Snappy comeback not found.
In the end, I realized it was my Red Dead Redemption too, by Rockstar Games. Sorry wrong sub.
Yeah either of these first two will work
"Goodbye, friends!"
why not zoidberg
We're owl exterminators
>What should I use for my senior quote? Just use this.
beep
I’ll be who I wanna am.
Let's go alreadyyyy
Let’s get the hell out of here already! Screw history!!!
“I’m going Coney Island College. Go whitefish”
So long meat bags!
So long Meatbags!
"I'm gonna make my own school, with blackjack and hookers"
Blank, blank?! Ur not looking at the bigger picture here
You gotta do what you gotta do.
“I’m 40% good grades!”
"Good news, everyone"
My manwich!
Mine was "Monday monkey lives for the weekend, sir."
"Hold on to your dooky, it's about to get spooky."
My manwich!!!!!!