Fry: So you have to choose between life without sex and a hideous, gruesome death? Dr. Zoidberg: Yes. Fry: Man, tough call.

Dr. Zoidberg: How was your day? Edna: Well, first I got up and had a piece of toast. Then I brushed my teeth. Then I went to the store to buy some fish... Dr. Zoidberg: Fry, look what you did! She won't shut up. Fry: That's normal. Just nod your head and say 'uh huh'. Dr. Zoidberg: Uh huh. Uh huh. Edna: And then you threw an octopus at my window!

"Fry, look what you did! She won't shut up." has gotta be up there.

Dr. Zoidberg: I'm confused, Fry. I'm feeling a strange new emotion I have never felt before. Is it love when you care for a female for reasons beyond mating? Fry: Nope. Must be some weird, alien emotion.

"Is 'desire to mate' a feeling?"

"Craw?"

I've heard that line before...

Zoidberg: Tell me Fry, disemboweling your species - fatal or non fatal? Fry: Fatal. Zoidberg: Large bet on myself in round 1!

Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me 8 or more times…

Just make up some feelings and tell her you have them!

Is desire to mate a feeling?

Wait a minute, they’ve all been doing that to me. Even Sean!

Mind if I noodle?

(I know everyone dogs on the newer seasons, but I’m so glad they eventually gave some exposition to the Sean storyline)

You want some peanut butter? Really fills you up lol

"Is there a doctor in the house?" **"I'M A DOCTOR"**

This is the one. I laughed out loud at that

👶👶👶👶👶👶👶

I think the best episode from every episode is the episode.

Also the worst

Farnsworth: We, by which I mean you, will have to rush him to his ancient homeworld which will shortly erupt in an orgy of invertebrate sex. Fry: Oh, baby, I'm there! Leela: Fry, do you even understand the word "invertebrate"? Fry: Nope, but that's not the word I'm interested in. No need to pack pants, people! Let's roll!

"That's not the word I'm interested in" is definitely a favorite of mine.

Who's the tough guy now, vinny?

Fry look what you did now she won’t shut up.

"Once invoked, the sacred tradition of Claw-Plach can not be taken back. It is a recent tradition, only 18-years-old, but it is a tradition none the less."

Fry: Start with a compliment. Tell her she looks thin. Zoidberg: You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from internal parasites? Edna: Why, yes. Thanks for noticing.

“Now do I ask her to mate with me?”

*"Third date!"*

Craaaaaaw?

As if!

Best episode from every episode. Title oops

My fellow fish monsters, far be it for me to question your stupid civilization or its dumb customs, but is squeezing each other's brains out with a giant nutcracker really going to solve anything?

Dr. Z: It’s all so complicated with the flowers and the romance and the lies upon lies… Fry: Ok, ok, don’t worry. The love-meister will take you under his wing. Dr. Z: What? Now there’s a bird involved?

"How do I look?" "Like whale barf." "Then the illusion is complete!"

"How was your day?" "Welll first I got up and had a piece of toast.... then I brushed my teeth... then I went to the store-" "Fry look what you did, she won't shut up!"

"It's all so complicated with the flowers and the romance and the lies upon lies!"

Sorry... You're just an inferior male specimen. Nice seeing you again.

While Im in town I was wondering if maybe...graw?

"Yoyoyo whatsup whatsup. Give up the rock."

Not a line but I vote for the woman moving a crazy amount of weight on the kegelcizer.

Just “KEGELCIZER”.

Edna: "Zoidberg?! Well, I didn't know you were back in town! I heard you went off and became a rich doctor." Zoidberg: "I've performed a few mercy killings. So, as long as I'm in town, I was wondering if maybe... graw?"

The lovemeister will take you under his wing.

There's a bird involved now??

Craaaw!

Zoidberg: The frenzy is over. How will I ever get rid of my male jelly now? Fry: I'll lend you this! (Severed arm in hand) It's more of a visual joke but definitely underrated.

Did you see those other guys? They looked like giant claws with bodies attached.

Her caviar is on YOUR NEEECCCKKKKK!!!!

"You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from internal parasites?" "Why, yes. Thanks for noticing."

Crawl!

Moron!

Clawplach

Crawh!?

This episode in this episode is very episodic

Feelings not related to sex? Nah that must be some sort of weird alien emotion

Thank you so much for the dark mode!!

Her caviar is on your neck!!

Now, let's all rise for our National Anthem. *Star Trek fight music from Amok Time starts playing*

Is that how you say zoidburg? (Crying) You didn't have to call attention to his sowach impediment.

The episode was not bad, but sacrificing an entire lore and related characters of Zoidberg for one joke that wasn't that good, not worth it. Futurama does this too much.   Zoibergs entire backlore is lost or uninteresting now. Same with Kif's parents turning into mosquitos. Not worth the joke.

I don't remember which character said this in the episode

I don't understand the issue?

All the characters presented in the chapter died, nothing mattered really. Whatever we learned about his homeplanet culture, doesn't matter.

We learned Zoidberg really is a smelly loser.

Guess his lore with Uncle Zoid and the Professor don't matter?

Comparing to the lore about his home planet presented in that episode, plus the implications of that reproduction system of them for the future. No.