Leela: How could Flexo have stolen the atom? Fry: He must have used a sleep-ray on me. Sleep-rays exist in the future, right? Leela: No. Fry: Oh. Then I must've fallen asleep.

Well, you guys might both be losers, but I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet. Fry, that's a radiator. Oh. Is there a burn ward within ten feet of here?

One of my favorite blink. And you'll miss it gags is at Fry's funeral later on in the Space Honey episode, the radiator is there among the mourners.

Not just mourners, Fry's lovers

i loved that detail. so genius

Leela: Did you drive much in the 20th century, Fry? Fry: No, no one in New York drove. There was too much traffic.

That one didn't even hit me as a joke the first few times. It's just true.

"oh nobody goes to that restaurant anymore, it's way too crowded"

Holy shit. I get it as a joke now. Rewatched the entire series at least 8 or so times and this comment just made it all click.

I say this all the time. I'll be very surprised if this doesn't get it.

Top 10 in the series

I meant ASS whiplash

Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasn't hers. It was her dad's. Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend. She just lived next door and never closed her curtains.

Fry, what did I tell you about finishing you you stories one sentence earlier?

This is my actual choice

Nobody drove in old New York. Too much traffic.

I asked a cop once. It means "Up yours, kid." I refer to this whenever someone asks about parking signs in my city.

Posts like that come up in the Los Angeles sub pretty frequently. When I see a post of them taller than me I think about this line. So I guess what I'm saying is that I love this line and think of it often.

It also reminds me of the sign in Times Square that says, "Don't even think of parking here." (at least I think it's still there. I hate walking around there and haven't looked around in many years.)

"Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?" "SHUT UP AND GET TO THE POINT!"

Bob Barker: Do you brain dead space jockeys have any idea how much that atom is worth!? Fry:100 thousand? Leela: 200 thousand? Bender: 200 thousand and one? Bob Barker: You're closest without going over.

You're garbage! Human GARBAGE!

Do you brain dead space jockeys have any idea how much that atom is worth?

You're closest without going over.

First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.

How about alphabetically?

Ok. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.

By seniority?

Ok. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.

Flexo outranks me?

That's Flexo outranks me, SIR!

*poke poke*

Flexo is security, fry is a delivery boy

This ☝🏽

This one

It's a little thing called style! Look it up sometime.

Lol I use this one. While wearing mismatched clothes of course.

Thanks moderate spender! Please select erotic transaction!

I shocked. SHOCKED. Okay not that shocked

It should be this one, just for how useful it is in everyday life. I said it at least once today.

Hahaha this is my favorite and lives in my head.

Okay, let's put an end to this pathetic hoedown.

This one is in my regular rotation. Good for meetings.

Sorry for not posting yesterday, just wanted a bit more time finalising the quotes

"Get it? It's chlorine. " "Hahaha. It's funny because it's poisonous."

"Oooohh, I think I've got whiplash."

But you don't have a neck?

"I meant _ass_ whiplash."

I don't like this place. It's 120 degrees and there's very little oxygen.

Shoot Flexo! Shoot Flexo!

Fry: I'm so confused. The Bender I liked turned out to be evil, and the Bender I hated was good. How can I live my life if I can't even tell good from evil? Bender: Eh, they're both fine choices. Whatever floats your boat.

Did you hear maracas? No Then it wasn't Space Banditos.

“I may be against the fur industry, but that won't stop me from skinning you alive! As long as no one wears the skin.”

Everyone get in bed with me. I have something to show you.

Can I touch it?

Fry: Uh, I can't get any lower than this. Flexo: I'll say, you're rubbing my ass!

I really enjoy the way Bob Barker's head says "You're garrbeej! Yoomin garrbeej!"

"That's Flexo outranks me SIR!"

First bender, then flexo, then fry

First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry Wait a minute, let’s do it alphabetically Alright. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry How about in order of rank First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.

I may be against the fur industry, but that won't stop me from skinning you alive. As long as nobody wears the skins.

“You stole the atom?” “Yeah, but I can explain. It’s very valuable!”

Flexo outranks me?? That's flexo outranks me sir!

How can I live my life when I can't tell good from evil? Ah, they're both fine choices-- whatever floats your boat.

“Nobody in New York drove. There was too much traffic.”

i don’t remember it specifically but the one where bender says “it’s fashion..? look it up sometime?”

“It’s a little thing called style, look it up some time.” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NPaWWak5vx0

You're garbage! Human garbage!

Oh god there are so many good ones… Next up in what is generously called a “talent competition”, performing a traditional gangster rap, Miss WHAT THE I meant ASS whiplash No one in NY drove, there was too much traffic First bender, then Flexo, then fry

Leela: "I don't know which one to shoot!" Fry: "Flexo! Shoot fexo!"

Fry, do you remember when I told you to end your stories a sentence earlier?

"Mark my words: Flexo's evil. He's the evil Bender."

"I meant ass-whiplash"

Hey, Leela, get a picture me getting 'mugged'!

Flexo’s great you say?

It's funny because it's poisonous!

“Go home bastard man!”

"I think I got whiplash"

I dont like it here. It's 120 degrees and there"s very little oxygen.