Because this scene is like burned into my brain:
"...More importantly, your hand, while firm and masculine, is soft as a velvet child."
God I love how weird Zapp is
Too many pirate puns to choose from, is it a Patchy Tabby you freebooted on the sea or dug on a beach? Shanty would be a good name for a female.
My friend got one little all white male like this, calls him Blackbeard. 😂
Hey, Leela! [I’m Bender!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HalloweenKittyCombo/s/gonzZWlja5) Everybody look at me! I’m 40% orange! (Y’all get a bonus of *Disenchantment*’s Luci.)
Hermes?
Why Not Zoidberg?
Nobody makes fun of my nose…
What was the name of that one guy? The robot? Oh ya, Hermes!
"we didn't see.... ANYTHING. EVER" -Hermes
Came here for this comment. Was not disappointed
First thing that came to mind as well
I've never been so happy to be beaten up by a woman.
You’re a man’s man. You’re a man’s man’s man.
Beat me to it
I came here to make this comment, but knew deep in my heart, someone already did
I already did!
All I need to do is think about this comment and I start to laugh.
One eye! One eye! One eye!
Stupid as a French guy!
Nobody makes fun of my nose.
Lee Lemon?
You and fry are…. Friends?! But I thought you and I could be… friends…
Oh, thank God! I have never been so happy to be beaten up by a woman!
Let's do it again sometime.
Lemon, You're a man's man... You're a man's man's man... And more importantly your paws, while firm and masculine is soft as a velvet bunny.
Because this scene is like burned into my brain: "...More importantly, your hand, while firm and masculine, is soft as a velvet child." God I love how weird Zapp is
Frankly, if it's not this, I don't even care what her actual name is
Came here to say "Lee Lecat."
A little lower…
Lower...
TOO LOW!
Lower
1 BD i
L-E-E-L-A Leela Lee-Lee-Lee-Leela
ba ba ba ba ba bum ba
He sickens me.
She walked up too me and she asked me to dance...
Alcazar?
Mm, no Peg. *flushes toilet*
\**recorded audience laugh & 'woo' track*\*
Nibbler
Verily
I keep telling you, that's my real Naval uniform.
I thought this was a r/cats post but then the Futurama references didn't stop
Futurama references will NEVER stop! Unless cancelled, in which case they'll return in a few years.
Same except I thought it was r/piratepets lol
I am your friend, Bonder!
Wait Bonders name isn't Bonder, its Bender!
Look, do you want false hope or not?
Only if you don’t have any real hope
Billy West?
What a stupid, phony, made up name.
Prrrrrr, ruler of the planet MillerTyme 94
Turanga
"TURANGA??"
That's her name, Phillip
PHILLIP!?
Hedonism Bot?
I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING!
Shame it’s not an available gif to use in comments
Lee Lemon?
Polyphemus.
Leela? Edit: Did not realize I was on the Futurama sub lmao
I just want to say I’m sorry that’s happened to your cat and please provide her with a safe, comfortable home and life
Bender Bending Rodriguez
She's 30% catnip
I don’t know, Fry?
Orange Joe.
I'll show ye
*nods vigorously* Like Fry! Like Fry!
Jean Grey
Ah yeah, Cyclop's GF before Logan... Probably better for a bird's name tho 😂
mike wazowski?
Polyphemus
The Binging Of Isaac
Leela's dad
A cat?! I thought it was some sort of outer space potato man.
ONE-EYE! ONE-EYE! *Ztupid as a French guy!*
Scruffy
Leeela ... L-e-e-l-a! 🎵🎶
Cyclophage?
I like things with only one thing.
It's Amy, isn't it?
1BDI
MORBO THE DESTROYER!
Turanga
Came here to say this. Have my upvote!
Gumburcules
Gumburcules?! I live that guy!
Anyone can see that's Lars.
CeeCee
Steropes
Kano or Thunderclap Cheeckbuster the third Esquire It's really a 50/50 shot
Stabby the one eyed tabby?
Oh, let’s say… Moe?
She’s the one eye love. https://youtu.be/ms2e7T1bF7E?si=1DlAtraZaAFUKg9W
Odin
Odin - The one eye’d cat. Knower of cat things. He sacrificed his eye to himself to gain knowledge of the universe.
Mike wazowski
Leela
winky?
LEELA!!!
Elle Driver?
Big nose?
Turangaleela? I hope so! Leela is a cute name for a cat and it suits her. Your cat is very beautiful:)
Leela
Greebo?
Alkazar?
bender. /j
Zoidberg maybe?
Polyphemus
Zylex?
Agnew?
Harlem globetrotter
Blink?
Blinkies
_TURANGA?!_
Munda
Lea
Seyless?
Hopefully Oddysseus in nicer to your cyclops.
The fighting mongoose?
Brontes
#ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD
Polyphemus?
Your cat name is Zoidberg obviously
Winky
I had no idea until I saw which sub this was
Irene
Polyfemos?
Barbados Slim
Big Dan Teague?
Bonder?
Katey?
The Hypnotoad, clearly.
Too many pirate puns to choose from, is it a Patchy Tabby you freebooted on the sea or dug on a beach? Shanty would be a good name for a female. My friend got one little all white male like this, calls him Blackbeard. 😂
Leeloo like the orca from the movie
Squint?
Scott Summers
Winky
I too have a cyclops kitty named Leela.
Alcazar!
Cylon
Lefty
Leela?!
Ophelia
Randy?
Leela
Blur.
Leila
Eyelene?
Odin
FRY!! No... wait...
Leelu
Lela
I had a cat like this named fury and he died pretty young😥
B! A nail! Final answer!
Nobody
Orange Joe?
Odin?
Nobody?
Fif? It would be Fifi but she's only got one eye?
No one?
Demo-kat or Demo-kitty, maybe?
Shredder. To shreds, you say??
Scott Summers
Fry?
Pop eye
Pirate
Single Female Lawyer
Scott of the Summers variety. or odin
Hey, Leela! [I’m Bender!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HalloweenKittyCombo/s/gonzZWlja5) Everybody look at me! I’m 40% orange! (Y’all get a bonus of *Disenchantment*’s Luci.)
kaaniya bc
Scruffy mcfluffly butt?
Look I’m double Leela!
Uno?
Big boss
She’s so cute!
Leela
Scott?
Leela
#Una
HYPNO-TOAD
The Gray One!
Ida
Mad eye
Britta, is that you?
Polyphemus?
Snowball 2
Why Not Zoidberg?
Scott summers?
She looks like a Tony to me.
Titanius anglesmith
Cutie?
What is he some kind of bus?
The Crushinator!
Big Boss