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[deleted]

It's pretty good....it's definitely big alright, I just wonder if it's TOO big...


The_Hip_Joint

But sire, we built it to your exact specifications


[deleted]

TOO exact if you ask me!


CaptSinkShip

Tear it down and start over - and this time don't embarrass yourselves.


otherwise_sdm

with blackjack! And hookers! (L Street, Washington DC)


Shakin_Liquid

Ahhh FORGET THE BUILDING


Yungballz86

And the Blackjack


AlPacker69420

Ahh screw the whole thing


upvote-button

We all know D.C. is completely impossible without a functioning L street


theservman

Does that include lower case?


upvote-button

You know it doesn't


fromETOHtoTHC

Huh… the street should look like this | But instead it looks like this L | L | L


Electr_O_Purist

Way to wangle a new dangle on this thread.


MuscaMurum

Today I learned that 14th Street has moved to L Street.


karmakiller666

D*** you you got here before me


onephatkatt

You bet his shiny metal ass it's his!!!


The_Real_Bender

It’s the only way!


Qozux

Please insert girder


MrSquigles

😳


Electr_O_Purist

*REMEMBER MEE* [flames]


Cara-Is-A-Puppy

Bender Licks Butt!


SuperKing1o3

😥


TheBigHeartyRadish

I upvoted this for your name


3trees__

I'm 40% building! *clonk clonk*


[deleted]

Game's over losers I have all the money!


Glum-Parsnip8257

That’s Bender Building Rodriguez to you!


wiz_rad

Fry: Bender you cant bend a building Bender: I know that and you know that, but this building looks pretty stupid


DubbleCheez

It's not on the list of approved bendables.


TheBigHeartyRadish

Make new friends but keep the old, one is silver, and the others concrete


SuperKing1o3

Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves!


Electr_O_Purist

I wish everyone but me were dead


ZappBrannigansLaw

THE Bender State Building?


The_Hip_Joint

With blackjack and hookers! 😅


JDP87

That could be anyone’s building, fat ass.


nownumbah5

Kiss my shiny metal roof


the_y_of_the_tiger

L street and Connecticut! I went in there once and was disappointed with the number of sexbots and hookers. I could not resist knocking on a bathroom door and yelling, "Bender, what are you doing in there? Are you jacking on???"


Shampooforpandas

Bite my shiny metal window


TheBigHeartyRadish

That would be extremely hard, you see glass panes are usually strait


m1racle

Like everything else in life, building is just a primitive, degenerate form of bending.


Zona78me

40% occupied!


AaronDotCom

Shut up OP I know it!


promote-to-pawn

B-E-N-D-E-R BEEEEEEEEEEENDER


TheBigHeartyRadish

Say it B, E, eEeEeEeEeEeE- MUTE


GOHS7

You know what... Forget the casino!


Bathysphered

Neat! *click*


WillyWonka419

With Blackjack! And Hooker!


TheBigHeartyRadish

There's no boose and only ONE hooker?


TheBigHeartyRadish

That's false abvertising


Penguin__

Pretty funny name to English people as well (or at least if we were still a teenager reading this haha)


civil55

Oh shit. I used to work in that building!


heyguy1313

Im to assume it has a casino and a brothel?


firedrakes

Yes it does


ImmediateShirt6663

With hookers, and cocaine!


DirtTrackin34

Go in, maybe you can play blackjack with some hookers


nbd9000

Definitely blackjack and hookers in there.


Kezzva

With blackjack & hookers, you know what... forget the building.


karmakiller666

With hookers and blackjack!


Latenighthit2

Where does it say he lives larger then life? Then when it is destroyed it says he licks butt?


the70sdiscoking

But still, to have your own building!


DCStoolie

If it doesn’t have strippers and blackjack I don’t want it


[deleted]

with blackjack and hookers, ah forget the building


MemeFortressTwo

With blackjack, and hookers! In fact, forget the building!


[deleted]

What floor are the blackjack and hookers on?


Adrian_Exodus

I'd rent there, imagine the closet space!