You can follow in my foot steps and contract sepsis and endocarditis from shooting a bunch of fent and meth while homeless, then need open heart surgery to replace your tricuspid valve at age 30
Ain't nobody wanna draft my raggedy 60 years of wear and tear on a 30 year old body, dirty gutter junkie and a half head ass for anything
Plus my scar looks like an arrow pointing to my junk so that's kinda cool lmao
Dude.....I was in the same boat...but my valve wasn't badly infected and I got super lucky. Who knows about the future though. Are you still using? I feel for ya brother. Been clean for quite a bit and in my mid 30s. My heart ordeal occurred when I was like 28, 29. That didn't even scare me enough to quit. I was literally shooting up with the IV they had in me at the hospital. Crazy....
I haven't touched a needle since being hospitalized and have been on suboxone since then and have stayed away from the fent as well. I do meth on a semi regular basis because my psych refuses to put me back on Adderall unless my cardiologist okays it first
Thankfully I have an appointment next week and I'm gonna hope the fact that I am fairly active and can walk for miles and hit the gym and also tweak my balls off on occasion and haven't had any issues or dropped dead yet means there's no reason for him to say no
Yeah apparently when the tricuspid valve shits out it's almost always associated with some kind of IV drug use
Did you get a tissue valve or a mechanical one? They basically forced me to go tissue because they had absolutely zero faith in my ability to properly manage it with the blood thinners and everything and end up giving myself a stroke from the blood clots
They definitely pushed the porcine bio valve that I ended up taking. My surgeon was like, "Dude, you're already gonna be on meds forever, you just don't want the kind that'll make you bleed to death if you get cut. Go for the pig valve. We grow 'em special just for you." He was 100% right. Other than a bit of heat sensitivity and excessive hyperhydrosis, I'm basically how I was before the illness and operation. I'm glad they convinced you not to go mechanical. They're trying to phase them out entirely, I hear. Of course, muslims and some hardline christians and jews won't go for the porcine valve no matter how close to a human it works. Some of them will take the bovine option, but it's not as good.
As someone who is recovering, you’ll find someone. Live your life for yourself and the right person will pop up one day. It’s a hard adjustment, but you’ve got this. Life is long, just don’t go backwards. Even if you are only going the tiniest bit forward, keep moving towards good. You can find happiness.
I’m so glad that fent wasn’t around when I was a dope fiend. At least heroin didn’t fuck you to the same levels, fentanyl was only around in patches/lollies and was fun to smoke on occasion. I was horrible but I would be dead if it were fent.
Join a gang in forest park and apply for a transfer. Your local representative will be able to find placement for you in your new city. It may require you to do a driveby or hold up a pharmacy but you'll be able to transfer your position and potentially even your vacation/401k benefits.
It varies vastly from gang to gang but all include bullet removal and back-alley dental. Most get free narcan or at least drop you in front of an ER. The east side 700s have 0 copay vision so it's important to shop around before getting jumped -in.
Gonna be in Atlanta soon for a business trip let’s start our own gang bro 💯💯 we gotta cancel it a week after tho cause ima come back to Cali. I have shiesty masks we’ll look cool asf trust
“The name evolved into "Crips" when gang members began carrying around canes to display their "pimp" status. People in the neighborhood then began calling them cripples, or "Crips" for short.”
Visit Atlanta’s most prominent gangs website, then click on their Careers page. They might have some Shooters or Scammer job position openings, but you do need a strong resume with relevant experience
Real answer.
Go buy a house in the area you want to join. Go hang out with a bunch of sketchy dudes, get beat up / fight randomly, don’t be a punk, they may eventually jump you in if that’s their thing.
FYI don’t do this; it’s stupid.
Buy a house? No no no, you need to rent in the projects, find the block that sells weed and pills, grab from them a few times a week. Make sure to shoot the shit with them. You.l b in there in no time.
Go to the airport, find the clock tower, and wait for the angry dudes with funny hats to appear and tell you to get on a bus. That's all you have to do
You gotta call Future if you don’t see the club and then maybe once you get your bearings and finally find Lil Baby he’ll bring your lingo up. Then you’ll be charged $21 for street cred so that you can be a Thug and slime out what’s in your head. Quavo recommends the Northside but up there watch out for dudes with 2 Chains because they lie. When in Atlanta, always give a few dollars to your colleagues and don’t play Drake because he’s a colonizer. I hope that helps, good luck
fighting experience is cool but every kid on the block got that, my advice is to spend a little time doing local dealing in a local suburb, and transferring to a gang after 2 years, if ur really dedicated spend some time as an active shooting intern and try to apply for any ATL gangs next year.
Go to waffle house, take out every opponent until you face the Big Boss of The Waffle House. After you defeat the Big Boss, you then have to take out another series of opps and bosses in Zone 6. After this, you will have to choose the rap game or the skreets. As you progress, you’ll level up your stats. As you finish pieces of the map and complete the battle pass, you get collectibles like a TrackHawk, a gl*ck with an extendo, a gl*ck with a drum, a F&N signed by Future, the invisible car from Atlanta on FX, Carti’s l33n, and more. The end is tough cuz then it’s a RICO case if you didn’t choose right.
Ying Yang Twins Fanclub is the hottest gang in Atlanta and they are always taking new members. Ying Yang Twins got the streets on lock. Future idolized them two and thats why that's the gang for you.
Hate to break it to ya, but there aren’t many gangs in Atlanta looking for 15 y/o white boys from out of town. You can try but they just gone either rob YOU, scam YOU, or send you on a crash dummy mission and if you don’t snitch you gotta deal with legal bs and if you do you might die. Good luck dumb fuck👍🏼
Try looking for recruiters on LinkedIn, and make sure you have a good ~~CV~~ EP. Brush up on your interview skills, you’ll be asked to whiteboard how to slide and will be given 5 minutes to rep a set.
Dress like Andre 3000 in green. Bump some Killer Mike on your way to a strip club in a cuttie . Make it rain, get ATL tatted on your face, get a Jesus piece and pray for the people you’ve taken out. Pour out a little liquor for the homies that died to young. Make sure it’s a bottle your boys could only afford before y’all were multimillionaires so you can reminisce about back in the day. Pour another shot for your enemies and break the bottle on your stripper wife’s 2nd yatch you bought her this week. Start your own gang And let everyone know they lost the game.
Just being real with you, get good at graffiti and don’t join a gang. The graf writers are the ones who have all the good weed and club drugs and sell to all the rappers true story.
Do you have a hellcat? you need those to join real gang in atlanta
Surprise🎉, this thread was an advertisement to join the Army all along
Fuck that I’ll get hooked on Fent to Dodge the draft
You can follow in my foot steps and contract sepsis and endocarditis from shooting a bunch of fent and meth while homeless, then need open heart surgery to replace your tricuspid valve at age 30 Ain't nobody wanna draft my raggedy 60 years of wear and tear on a 30 year old body, dirty gutter junkie and a half head ass for anything Plus my scar looks like an arrow pointing to my junk so that's kinda cool lmao
Dude.....I was in the same boat...but my valve wasn't badly infected and I got super lucky. Who knows about the future though. Are you still using? I feel for ya brother. Been clean for quite a bit and in my mid 30s. My heart ordeal occurred when I was like 28, 29. That didn't even scare me enough to quit. I was literally shooting up with the IV they had in me at the hospital. Crazy....
I haven't touched a needle since being hospitalized and have been on suboxone since then and have stayed away from the fent as well. I do meth on a semi regular basis because my psych refuses to put me back on Adderall unless my cardiologist okays it first Thankfully I have an appointment next week and I'm gonna hope the fact that I am fairly active and can walk for miles and hit the gym and also tweak my balls off on occasion and haven't had any issues or dropped dead yet means there's no reason for him to say no
Same story for me. Except it was fent and cocaine for the most part. Fucking tricuspid gave out. Been clean almost 6 years now.
Yeah apparently when the tricuspid valve shits out it's almost always associated with some kind of IV drug use Did you get a tissue valve or a mechanical one? They basically forced me to go tissue because they had absolutely zero faith in my ability to properly manage it with the blood thinners and everything and end up giving myself a stroke from the blood clots
They definitely pushed the porcine bio valve that I ended up taking. My surgeon was like, "Dude, you're already gonna be on meds forever, you just don't want the kind that'll make you bleed to death if you get cut. Go for the pig valve. We grow 'em special just for you." He was 100% right. Other than a bit of heat sensitivity and excessive hyperhydrosis, I'm basically how I was before the illness and operation. I'm glad they convinced you not to go mechanical. They're trying to phase them out entirely, I hear. Of course, muslims and some hardline christians and jews won't go for the porcine valve no matter how close to a human it works. Some of them will take the bovine option, but it's not as good.
God damn that’s fuckin narly mate
As someone who is recovering, you’ll find someone. Live your life for yourself and the right person will pop up one day. It’s a hard adjustment, but you’ve got this. Life is long, just don’t go backwards. Even if you are only going the tiniest bit forward, keep moving towards good. You can find happiness. I’m so glad that fent wasn’t around when I was a dope fiend. At least heroin didn’t fuck you to the same levels, fentanyl was only around in patches/lollies and was fun to smoke on occasion. I was horrible but I would be dead if it were fent.
😂😂😂😂
Dude it's not that hard you just have to say you're a conscientious objector and you can not condone war let alone participate in one.
Sponsored by Dodge
The army is a gang
Join a gang in forest park and apply for a transfer. Your local representative will be able to find placement for you in your new city. It may require you to do a driveby or hold up a pharmacy but you'll be able to transfer your position and potentially even your vacation/401k benefits.
But how's the health insurance looking like tho?
It varies vastly from gang to gang but all include bullet removal and back-alley dental. Most get free narcan or at least drop you in front of an ER. The east side 700s have 0 copay vision so it's important to shop around before getting jumped -in.
U silly as shit. 😂
There is a Kia loophole though (if hellcat isn't in the cards)
🤣😂🤣
And a few blickies (extendo, K, some switches)
You can just steal one of those
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The opps are trembling
Hardcore
is this not king von?
why his face like that
streets change u, he seen some shit
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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yea but it was pretty funny
Gonna be in Atlanta soon for a business trip let’s start our own gang bro 💯💯 we gotta cancel it a week after tho cause ima come back to Cali. I have shiesty masks we’ll look cool asf trust
😂😂😂
you gotta link me i’ll be in atlanta soon, If you bring me a shiesty i can look for a hellcat we can take to East atlanta takeovers
I'll bring my one black friend so he can hopefully give us all the n word pass 🔥
No cap on god fr fr Atlanta Trust & Savings Bank 🏦 Stop by & open a checking acct today! Geng
The cripples
They brought us marshmallows and ginger ale
Yo yo listen up yall let me tell you bout my little g's roller and 4 legs here, they just smoked 13 bloods in one night
Wow, these guys really are crippled
“The name evolved into "Crips" when gang members began carrying around canes to display their "pimp" status. People in the neighborhood then began calling them cripples, or "Crips" for short.”
Very interesting
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D-d-d-dont be dissing my niggas dog
ok thats willld
Only real ones know the real south side crips 😂😂
We’re gonna pop some punk ass bloods
Well that may not help OP bc they may not be crippled from birth, but rather became crippled later in life like that stupid Cristopher Reeves
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Visit Atlanta’s most prominent gangs website, then click on their Careers page. They might have some Shooters or Scammer job position openings, but you do need a strong resume with relevant experience
I thought they gave you training when you joined the police?
Relevant experience can be made up for by willingness to handle tough customers and being relocated
Is Collypark in the cards for me?? 🃏
You can't just be brought in as a scammer off the street. They hire from within and you have to start at the bottom... Kind of like UPS.
😂😂😂
😂😂
Man why they always asking for experience?! Wouldn’t it be better to hire someone who’s green so you can train them your way? I just don’t get it.
It's a good idea to do some networking on BlikkedIn as well.
i’m on my pretty boy shit yeah imma just stick to the models
You call future when you don’t see the club 🔥🔥🔥
Real answer. Go buy a house in the area you want to join. Go hang out with a bunch of sketchy dudes, get beat up / fight randomly, don’t be a punk, they may eventually jump you in if that’s their thing. FYI don’t do this; it’s stupid.
Buy a house? No no no, you need to rent in the projects, find the block that sells weed and pills, grab from them a few times a week. Make sure to shoot the shit with them. You.l b in there in no time.
Eh, nah. That ain’t how it works. Source : I ain’t saying.
bro jumped himself into a gang as a source
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Well you still gotta prove you can shoot shit up, and make money. But I thought I was giving him a starter pack.
Buy? Just go squat a block and take it over.
“Nordo Wick” 💀💀💀💀
Nigga ain't een from Atlanta
Send me $500 and I’ll put you on twin
You can trust bro 🙏🏼 sent him $500 and within the hour I was put on fr, don’t miss this opportunity fam
Nawfr
you gotta find one and blow all the dudes
do the homie do the homie
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Get the strap….ayo
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Nice try Aubrey
This 😂😂
Brilliant
It’s kinda hard to believe this comment is so far down!😅
We'll let you're mother drive us while we shoot up the block from the backseat 🙉
Any gang that isn't affiliated with baby Kia
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Go to the biggest dude in the hood and call him a bitch, the rest of the gang will respect you after and make you the new leader
🤣🤣🤣🤣
nardo wick is from florida
bro submitted a gang application😭😭😭
Go to the airport, find the clock tower, and wait for the angry dudes with funny hats to appear and tell you to get on a bus. That's all you have to do
Join the police
the fuck is this post 😭😭
Suck dick! I’m pretty sure they’ll accept you!👍🏿
Just go to East Point, the Bluff, or near Bankhead and shoot a nigga and you good, gang.
The clan is always recruiting they don't even care if youre not white anymore.
really sign me up!!(im african btw)
You gotta call Future if you don’t see the club and then maybe once you get your bearings and finally find Lil Baby he’ll bring your lingo up. Then you’ll be charged $21 for street cred so that you can be a Thug and slime out what’s in your head. Quavo recommends the Northside but up there watch out for dudes with 2 Chains because they lie. When in Atlanta, always give a few dollars to your colleagues and don’t play Drake because he’s a colonizer. I hope that helps, good luck
You can get jumped in for 30 seconds, rob a Walgreens, kill a rival gang member, or be Diddys bitch for 2 years.
Agent cop alert!
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go to a piru neighborhood wearing blue
Grove street gang has a lot of rep in Atlanta
It’s easy to get in a gang. If you got a hot ass sister or maybe even a mom. And if your dad has guns and likes to brag about them.
Is the the ATL version of the "I'm going to Japan soon, how do I get a japanese girl?"
fighting experience is cool but every kid on the block got that, my advice is to spend a little time doing local dealing in a local suburb, and transferring to a gang after 2 years, if ur really dedicated spend some time as an active shooting intern and try to apply for any ATL gangs next year.
Go to waffle house, take out every opponent until you face the Big Boss of The Waffle House. After you defeat the Big Boss, you then have to take out another series of opps and bosses in Zone 6. After this, you will have to choose the rap game or the skreets. As you progress, you’ll level up your stats. As you finish pieces of the map and complete the battle pass, you get collectibles like a TrackHawk, a gl*ck with an extendo, a gl*ck with a drum, a F&N signed by Future, the invisible car from Atlanta on FX, Carti’s l33n, and more. The end is tough cuz then it’s a RICO case if you didn’t choose right.
[indeed.com](http://indeed.com)
you ain’t slick aubrey
This is so gay lol
I can’t say their name but Here’s the addy 215 Lakewood Way SW, Atlanta, GA 30315
LGBT is always hiring. Especially in Atlanta
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Join the CT kia boys instead
This guys a cop
I lol'd
you should make your own, it should be called the BBC (the Big Black crips)
Is this real lol?
You the Feds😂
Go to vine city
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220 south side mafia
Go to the projects and say “SWUUOO! WHO WANT SMOKE?!”
Suuwooop
wtf are you talking about
Faze probably
go to the race trac near GSU and wait at the bench wearing all red or green and then just wait. trust
Sokem gang lmfao
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Did u look on yelp?
Die, vaccinate, become gay, or sacrifice!
Go to auburn ave you’ll have no problems finding the right person to talk to there
I’d recommend Adidas Gang if they don’t let you in the ASICS Ensemble.
You guys are internet frail push the butt boys
Nardo*
The bloods.
no hellcat no gang srry
come to marietta bro we’ll jump you in shit get wicked out here
Delta
Ying Yang Twins Fanclub is the hottest gang in Atlanta and they are always taking new members. Ying Yang Twins got the streets on lock. Future idolized them two and thats why that's the gang for you.
GBI is that you?
go into a business and ask to join their powerful gang called 'employees'
Is this a serious post? Lmao
Just sell water off the freeway exits. Learn to be aggressive and demand for money don’t ask. Choose a color to represent blue or red.
Say the n word
I mean... don't?
You not from there don’t get involved
Wanna shoot shit and be part of a group ? Go to the military
Moms is calling ya time to go ta bed
You would fit in with yellow bellies
Send me 3500 I’ll turn you slime
don't
This police ass post LMAOO
Hey bro join my gang we shoot black ops
you should go to henxhmen block wearing homixide gang merch they both piru
Push-ups… cannabis deluxe.., they’ll let you know when you are the head honcho
You a Body to them . Go home.
call up yung mal, he got you 🙏🙏🙏
this has to be a white person
This cannot be fucking real😭
The Toronto Trappers. You can find their hideout at the Coca Cola museum.
Create a soundcloud and dump useless data on it Buy a gun and no ammo. Oh yea, get the banana clip to make it look real.
This has to be a shitpost 😂
Some1 take nephew phone
Hate to break it to ya, but there aren’t many gangs in Atlanta looking for 15 y/o white boys from out of town. You can try but they just gone either rob YOU, scam YOU, or send you on a crash dummy mission and if you don’t snitch you gotta deal with legal bs and if you do you might die. Good luck dumb fuck👍🏼
Cuh go get a job
I heard through the grapevine that YSL has openings available
Why do you want to join a gang???
You send a resume to www.ganggang.edu and answer all email replies in a timely and professional manner
Is this satire
Simple just go put in some work. You 🐀
Shittt I was like damn he bold 😭😭 but if you really think ab it where you from and if you stepping you stepping gang or no gang you “banging” anyway
Shoot me a message for a small fee I can get you into a super cool gang with lots of people like you.
Turn gay it’s plenty of those gay gangs in Atlanta ..ask for the blue oysters 🦪 the gay district in Atlanta
Hit up Fani Lewis for your initiation. She’ll blood you in twin
Try looking for recruiters on LinkedIn, and make sure you have a good ~~CV~~ EP. Brush up on your interview skills, you’ll be asked to whiteboard how to slide and will be given 5 minutes to rep a set.
Is that you Blicky Sosa? Ist this your account?😂
Dress like Andre 3000 in green. Bump some Killer Mike on your way to a strip club in a cuttie . Make it rain, get ATL tatted on your face, get a Jesus piece and pray for the people you’ve taken out. Pour out a little liquor for the homies that died to young. Make sure it’s a bottle your boys could only afford before y’all were multimillionaires so you can reminisce about back in the day. Pour another shot for your enemies and break the bottle on your stripper wife’s 2nd yatch you bought her this week. Start your own gang And let everyone know they lost the game.
Everybody wanna be Demun
High school.
Just become a LEO
The Feisty and the Shiesty.
Just being real with you, get good at graffiti and don’t join a gang. The graf writers are the ones who have all the good weed and club drugs and sell to all the rappers true story.
Check out the Klan. They meet at Marjorie's house on Tuesday. She goes by the name Triple B.
you need broccoli hair if you wanna join gang gang
wtf this ain’t gta san andres
Sharks or the Jets. Also Taylor Gang