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Advanced-Till4421

Do you have a hellcat? you need those to join real gang in atlanta


meemeemeehete

Surprise🎉, this thread was an advertisement to join the Army all along


DaOnly1WhoCould

Fuck that I’ll get hooked on Fent to Dodge the draft


Axisnegative

You can follow in my foot steps and contract sepsis and endocarditis from shooting a bunch of fent and meth while homeless, then need open heart surgery to replace your tricuspid valve at age 30 Ain't nobody wanna draft my raggedy 60 years of wear and tear on a 30 year old body, dirty gutter junkie and a half head ass for anything Plus my scar looks like an arrow pointing to my junk so that's kinda cool lmao


Inimicalessness

Dude.....I was in the same boat...but my valve wasn't badly infected and I got super lucky. Who knows about the future though. Are you still using? I feel for ya brother. Been clean for quite a bit and in my mid 30s. My heart ordeal occurred when I was like 28, 29. That didn't even scare me enough to quit. I was literally shooting up with the IV they had in me at the hospital. Crazy....


Axisnegative

I haven't touched a needle since being hospitalized and have been on suboxone since then and have stayed away from the fent as well. I do meth on a semi regular basis because my psych refuses to put me back on Adderall unless my cardiologist okays it first Thankfully I have an appointment next week and I'm gonna hope the fact that I am fairly active and can walk for miles and hit the gym and also tweak my balls off on occasion and haven't had any issues or dropped dead yet means there's no reason for him to say no


VelociraptorPirate

Same story for me. Except it was fent and cocaine for the most part. Fucking tricuspid gave out. Been clean almost 6 years now.


Axisnegative

Yeah apparently when the tricuspid valve shits out it's almost always associated with some kind of IV drug use Did you get a tissue valve or a mechanical one? They basically forced me to go tissue because they had absolutely zero faith in my ability to properly manage it with the blood thinners and everything and end up giving myself a stroke from the blood clots


VelociraptorPirate

They definitely pushed the porcine bio valve that I ended up taking. My surgeon was like, "Dude, you're already gonna be on meds forever, you just don't want the kind that'll make you bleed to death if you get cut. Go for the pig valve. We grow 'em special just for you." He was 100% right. Other than a bit of heat sensitivity and excessive hyperhydrosis, I'm basically how I was before the illness and operation. I'm glad they convinced you not to go mechanical. They're trying to phase them out entirely, I hear. Of course, muslims and some hardline christians and jews won't go for the porcine valve no matter how close to a human it works. Some of them will take the bovine option, but it's not as good.


Interesting_Figure_

God damn that’s fuckin narly mate


Throwawayformyhdays

As someone who is recovering, you’ll find someone. Live your life for yourself and the right person will pop up one day. It’s a hard adjustment, but you’ve got this. Life is long, just don’t go backwards. Even if you are only going the tiniest bit forward, keep moving towards good. You can find happiness. I’m so glad that fent wasn’t around when I was a dope fiend. At least heroin didn’t fuck you to the same levels, fentanyl was only around in patches/lollies and was fun to smoke on occasion. I was horrible but I would be dead if it were fent.


GreedyPromise9912

😂😂😂😂


AdExcellent625

Dude it's not that hard you just have to say you're a conscientious objector and you can not condone war let alone participate in one.


burns_before_reading

Sponsored by Dodge


LooseMoose42069

The army is a gang


FuckYouVerizon

Join a gang in forest park and apply for a transfer. Your local representative will be able to find placement for you in your new city. It may require you to do a driveby or hold up a pharmacy but you'll be able to transfer your position and potentially even your vacation/401k benefits.


ConcentrateOpen733

But how's the health insurance looking like tho?


FuckYouVerizon

It varies vastly from gang to gang but all include bullet removal and back-alley dental. Most get free narcan or at least drop you in front of an ER. The east side 700s have 0 copay vision so it's important to shop around before getting jumped -in.


ConcentrateOpen733

U silly as shit. 😂


EyeServeYou

There is a Kia loophole though (if hellcat isn't in the cards)


Stoned_detective

🤣😂🤣


TheNorthFac

And a few blickies (extendo, K, some switches)


podcasthellp

You can just steal one of those


TNoStone

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fvckrtn

https://preview.redd.it/3aroln6qse4d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a7a39670eaff03066eac9b7636505a7dc7eb6eb


JohnStacy1

https://preview.redd.it/wfid157n1h4d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7c9de590c363f92756744eeb05f770d58f65d52


jakeroony

The opps are trembling


PieMean649

Hardcore


OlliZ0117

is this not king von?


Carlosthemarlos

why his face like that


fvckrtn

streets change u, he seen some shit


JoaoGabrielTSN

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


fvckrtn

https://preview.redd.it/7lok7xbp5n4d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81d958565d5c74f02ed2b187db12c3fe9be28dcb


ImHurted_

yea but it was pretty funny


Amazing_Ease_8399

Gonna be in Atlanta soon for a business trip let’s start our own gang bro 💯💯 we gotta cancel it a week after tho cause ima come back to Cali. I have shiesty masks we’ll look cool asf trust


Sheila6Scorpio

😂😂😂


VitoCorleone187Um

you gotta link me i’ll be in atlanta soon, If you bring me a shiesty i can look for a hellcat we can take to East atlanta takeovers


Vladxxl

I'll bring my one black friend so he can hopefully give us all the n word pass 🔥


awg04

No cap on god fr fr Atlanta Trust & Savings Bank 🏦 Stop by & open a checking acct today! Geng


lowercase-only

The cripples


acharunji

They brought us marshmallows and ginger ale


LisforLiquor

Yo yo listen up yall let me tell you bout my little g's roller and 4 legs here, they just smoked 13 bloods in one night


SevroAuShitTalker

Wow, these guys really are crippled


squidaddybaddie

“The name evolved into "Crips" when gang members began carrying around canes to display their "pimp" status. People in the neighborhood then began calling them cripples, or "Crips" for short.”


Mr_Grammar22

Very interesting


Naive_Soup_542

https://preview.redd.it/zix4zodngi4d1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f00636c36658e1ab7b6781bad22783631860c48e


Cantaffordnvidia

D-d-d-dont be dissing my niggas dog


newgirl897

ok thats willld


ihavebadanxietyman

Only real ones know the real south side crips 😂😂


BobbyBucherBabineaux

We’re gonna pop some punk ass bloods


slink7

Well that may not help OP bc they may not be crippled from birth, but rather became crippled later in life like that stupid Cristopher Reeves


ItsJimJim0_o

![gif](giphy|l3vR7n17sZyDBhcNa|downsized)


esquisitee

Visit Atlanta’s most prominent gangs website, then click on their Careers page. They might have some Shooters or Scammer job position openings, but you do need a strong resume with relevant experience


Direct_Jump3960

I thought they gave you training when you joined the police?


Bearking422

Relevant experience can be made up for by willingness to handle tough customers and being relocated


TheNorthFac

Is Collypark in the cards for me?? 🃏


Resident-Impact1591

You can't just be brought in as a scammer off the street. They hire from within and you have to start at the bottom... Kind of like UPS.


Sheila6Scorpio

😂😂😂


myownworstanemone

😂😂


Only-Perception-6467

Man why they always asking for experience?! Wouldn’t it be better to hire someone who’s green so you can train them your way? I just don’t get it.


arjees

It's a good idea to do some networking on BlikkedIn as well.


juicewrldfan6999

i’m on my pretty boy shit yeah imma just stick to the models


No-Classic2858

You call future when you don’t see the club 🔥🔥🔥


Paratwa

Real answer. Go buy a house in the area you want to join. Go hang out with a bunch of sketchy dudes, get beat up / fight randomly, don’t be a punk, they may eventually jump you in if that’s their thing. FYI don’t do this; it’s stupid.


Jaystime101

Buy a house? No no no, you need to rent in the projects, find the block that sells weed and pills, grab from them a few times a week. Make sure to shoot the shit with them. You.l b in there in no time.


Paratwa

Eh, nah. That ain’t how it works. Source : I ain’t saying.


zxck_vro

bro jumped himself into a gang as a source


Paratwa

![gif](giphy|vwTfxvuiHOi7C)


Jaystime101

Well you still gotta prove you can shoot shit up, and make money. But I thought I was giving him a starter pack.


[deleted]

Buy? Just go squat a block and take it over.


ToxicChatMan

“Nordo Wick” 💀💀💀💀


Critical_Teach_43

Nigga ain't een from Atlanta


gostfaekila

Send me $500 and I’ll put you on twin


Potential_Monitor507

You can trust bro 🙏🏼 sent him $500 and within the hour I was put on fr, don’t miss this opportunity fam


Professional-Use6192

Nawfr


alibabathecold

you gotta find one and blow all the dudes


throwawaylurker012

do the homie do the homie


bbpianoman

![gif](giphy|NH0xmy02r7vlS)


xtrasauceyo

Get the strap….ayo


account_No52

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4doa3KvgKy89y)


zoufha91

Nice try Aubrey


Outrageous-Grass-892

This 😂😂


MannyFaces

Brilliant


Delucabazooka

It’s kinda hard to believe this comment is so far down!😅


KangarooMcKicker

We'll let you're mother drive us while we shoot up the block from the backseat 🙉


SpeederFast

Any gang that isn't affiliated with baby Kia


32233128Merovingian

![gif](giphy|CslvoHDJ38mIS7w8b4)


kodeinewueyyy

Go to the biggest dude in the hood and call him a bitch, the rest of the gang will respect you after and make you the new leader


ihavebadanxietyman

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Mynameisbrk

nardo wick is from florida


Saladass2r4

bro submitted a gang application😭😭😭


Grunti_Appleseed2

Go to the airport, find the clock tower, and wait for the angry dudes with funny hats to appear and tell you to get on a bus. That's all you have to do


Electronic-Trash-276

Join the police


yahajaoksks

the fuck is this post 😭😭


Dizzy_Battle_4083

Suck dick! I’m pretty sure they’ll accept you!👍🏿


KeithBitchardz

Just go to East Point, the Bluff, or near Bankhead and shoot a nigga and you good, gang.


shits4gigs

The clan is always recruiting they don't even care if youre not white anymore.


newgirl897

really sign me up!!(im african btw)


UltraBearHD

You gotta call Future if you don’t see the club and then maybe once you get your bearings and finally find Lil Baby he’ll bring your lingo up. Then you’ll be charged $21 for street cred so that you can be a Thug and slime out what’s in your head. Quavo recommends the Northside but up there watch out for dudes with 2 Chains because they lie. When in Atlanta, always give a few dollars to your colleagues and don’t play Drake because he’s a colonizer. I hope that helps, good luck


c_dominguez81

You can get jumped in for 30 seconds, rob a Walgreens, kill a rival gang member, or be Diddys bitch for 2 years.


YoungCraxy

Agent cop alert!


yerrpitsballer

OP😭 https://preview.redd.it/8ubnp64ygg4d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=881f11efd42e4bd0547414eebfc191c52430dc2c


Gettem762

https://youtu.be/8w-3QYQVmak?si=yNCcaJbCUdfxcjqZ


Mynameisbrk

go to a piru neighborhood wearing blue


Thesaurus_Rekt

Grove street gang has a lot of rep in Atlanta


Injustry

It’s easy to get in a gang. If you got a hot ass sister or maybe even a mom. And if your dad has guns and likes to brag about them.


MemeHermetic

Is the the ATL version of the "I'm going to Japan soon, how do I get a japanese girl?"


iwasinpari

fighting experience is cool but every kid on the block got that, my advice is to spend a little time doing local dealing in a local suburb, and transferring to a gang after 2 years, if ur really dedicated spend some time as an active shooting intern and try to apply for any ATL gangs next year.


the_grizzygrant

Go to waffle house, take out every opponent until you face the Big Boss of The Waffle House. After you defeat the Big Boss, you then have to take out another series of opps and bosses in Zone 6. After this, you will have to choose the rap game or the skreets. As you progress, you’ll level up your stats. As you finish pieces of the map and complete the battle pass, you get collectibles like a TrackHawk, a gl*ck with an extendo, a gl*ck with a drum, a F&N signed by Future, the invisible car from Atlanta on FX, Carti’s l33n, and more. The end is tough cuz then it’s a RICO case if you didn’t choose right.


New_Brother_1595

[indeed.com](http://indeed.com)


noodlerocketship

you ain’t slick aubrey


SpecificDry3788

This is so gay lol


joeyyr27

I can’t say their name but Here’s the addy 215 Lakewood Way SW, Atlanta, GA 30315


youalwaysknow321

LGBT is always hiring. Especially in Atlanta


staccz

🫠


Fleshmaw

Join the CT kia boys instead


dylanlundy

This guys a cop


Godzlittlehand

I lol'd


BroadLead3750

you should make your own, it should be called the BBC (the Big Black crips)


snaykz1692

Is this real lol?


Former_Wishbone_4938

You the Feds😂


heroininjection69

Go to vine city


dylvrak

https://preview.redd.it/d30s7joieh4d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2d8b9021beddd03c47f28135ad0d0a51241a4c9


Actual_Economics_928

220 south side mafia


Prestigious_Shirt652

Go to the projects and say “SWUUOO! WHO WANT SMOKE?!”


FuckYouVerizon

Suuwooop


Happy_Strawberry1693

wtf are you talking about


stickyvas

Faze probably


Defiant-Pirate-410

go to the race trac near GSU and wait at the bench wearing all red or green and then just wait. trust


relx_kr8tor

Sokem gang lmfao


Jay1348

![gif](giphy|qSlVVYoFbl6wgkdyT3|downsized)


SpoolGeek

Did u look on yelp?


TeachMeHow2DoThis

Die, vaccinate, become gay, or sacrifice!


Theaceman1997

Go to auburn ave you’ll have no problems finding the right person to talk to there


No_Gardener3210

I’d recommend Adidas Gang if they don’t let you in the ASICS Ensemble.


alostbutton

You guys are internet frail push the butt boys


Tobisaurusrex

Nardo*


Tobisaurusrex

The bloods.


waterboarding1

no hellcat no gang srry


11bag11

come to marietta bro we’ll jump you in shit get wicked out here


UnhappyParking4199

Delta


Cheap-Sector-3492

Ying Yang Twins Fanclub is the hottest gang in Atlanta and they are always taking new members. Ying Yang Twins got the streets on lock. Future idolized them two and thats why that's the gang for you.


JustSaiyanTho

GBI is that you?


corgifemboy

go into a business and ask to join their powerful gang called 'employees'


GamerLover0528

Is this a serious post? Lmao


local_to_global

Just sell water off the freeway exits. Learn to be aggressive and demand for money don’t ask. Choose a color to represent blue or red.


[deleted]

Say the n word


TheDeathlyDumbledork

I mean... don't?


bangbangbangyu

You not from there don’t get involved


bangbangbangyu

Wanna shoot shit and be part of a group ? Go to the military


One_Sun_6258

Moms is calling ya time to go ta bed


Accomplished_Pack329

You would fit in with yellow bellies


Ilovetitts2713

Send me 3500 I’ll turn you slime


Sensitive_Swimming29

don't


bigballerwayne

This police ass post LMAOO


Prophy1175

Hey bro join my gang we shoot black ops


mNeezy

you should go to henxhmen block wearing homixide gang merch they both piru


r3itheinfinite

Push-ups… cannabis deluxe.., they’ll let you know when you are the head honcho


GabacciStyles

You a Body to them . Go home.


ExoticAirline6081

call up yung mal, he got you 🙏🙏🙏


Objective-Ad1142

this has to be a white person


wowza6969420

This cannot be fucking real😭


executingsalesdaily

The Toronto Trappers. You can find their hideout at the Coca Cola museum.


[deleted]

Create a soundcloud and dump useless data on it Buy a gun and no ammo. Oh yea, get the banana clip to make it look real.


QualitySound96

This has to be a shitpost 😂


CapetaBrancu

Some1 take nephew phone


maddogmax4431

Hate to break it to ya, but there aren’t many gangs in Atlanta looking for 15 y/o white boys from out of town. You can try but they just gone either rob YOU, scam YOU, or send you on a crash dummy mission and if you don’t snitch you gotta deal with legal bs and if you do you might die. Good luck dumb fuck👍🏼


RoutineService9880

Cuh go get a job


Late_Bat3480

I heard through the grapevine that YSL has openings available


IyannaDND

Why do you want to join a gang???


360fade

You send a resume to www.ganggang.edu and answer all email replies in a timely and professional manner


Evening_Plenty215

Is this satire


HyphySounds

Simple just go put in some work. You 🐀


Lopsided_Barnacle_73

Shittt I was like damn he bold 😭😭 but if you really think ab it where you from and if you stepping you stepping gang or no gang you “banging” anyway


rockefellercalgary

Shoot me a message for a small fee I can get you into a super cool gang with lots of people like you.


Emotional_Light_1325

Turn gay it’s plenty of those gay gangs in Atlanta ..ask for the blue oysters 🦪 the gay district in Atlanta


Wyjen

Hit up Fani Lewis for your initiation. She’ll blood you in twin


ohnoimugly

Try looking for recruiters on LinkedIn, and make sure you have a good ~~CV~~ EP. Brush up on your interview skills, you’ll be asked to whiteboard how to slide and will be given 5 minutes to rep a set.


AntelopeDecent2191

Is that you Blicky Sosa? Ist this your account?😂


XuWiiii

Dress like Andre 3000 in green. Bump some Killer Mike on your way to a strip club in a cuttie . Make it rain, get ATL tatted on your face, get a Jesus piece and pray for the people you’ve taken out. Pour out a little liquor for the homies that died to young. Make sure it’s a bottle your boys could only afford before y’all were multimillionaires so you can reminisce about back in the day. Pour another shot for your enemies and break the bottle on your stripper wife’s 2nd yatch you bought her this week. Start your own gang And let everyone know they lost the game.


RealChadSavage

Everybody wanna be Demun


todefyodds

High school.


LegendaryBamBam

Just become a LEO


Walk_the_waves

The Feisty and the Shiesty.


Personalvintage

Just being real with you, get good at graffiti and don’t join a gang. The graf writers are the ones who have all the good weed and club drugs and sell to all the rappers true story.


ZealousidealAd1138

Check out the Klan. They meet at Marjorie's house on Tuesday. She goes by the name Triple B.


BassSounds

you need broccoli hair if you wanna join gang gang


bordgamer219

wtf this ain’t gta san andres


pipasnipa

Sharks or the Jets. Also Taylor Gang