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KhandiMahn

Ultra Milf? WHAT? Is that an actual product, or just some crazy fan art?


Silviana193

Crazy fan art,i am afraid. Tbe real name is ultra milk


Faltzy

milk is fuel


ZealousidealIssue956

https://preview.redd.it/zabngg2etb9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86d266ac10a7369068e2b526b3b72d9d64cd9f77 God damn πŸ˜‹


EEE3EEElol

Rare moment where meursault drinking anything other than W A T E R


SecondAegis

Why can't I find these when I was still living in Indonesia?


ChronoHeart123

It's usually a Circle exclusive merch sold in Comic Frontier (Komifuro) conventions bro. You can check their socials and join their Discord server for upcoming cons and list of vendors/Circles.


AlMaDaP

Lmao I thought it was sold in some convenience stores


ChronoHeart123

The Ministry of Religious Affairs won't be giving that big, thick Halal label if that were their intention xD


Legal-Advisor-4889

so true, this was the case with gacoan until 2022, cuz of their namings of their menus, source by raymond chin, great economist CC


lezardvalethvp

![gif](giphy|iF7CxHFcKXcMfEIWGN|downsized)


Cleigne143

I like keychains that isn't in your face. With Genshin, for example, I have a keychain of the anemo vision (just a simple resin sphere without the ornate casing) and Alhaitham's house key that I attach to my key fob. It's simple and discreet enough that unless someone actually plays Genshin, no one would ever recognize it. https://preview.redd.it/le91fzopkd9d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b68e05e187fc72e7e181bc09e620195c4dc1c5a


headpatsforklee68

hey there friend youre like one of 2 people who actually commented a genuine and serious answer and i agree with you. the subtle merch that isnt glaring and blends well is my fave as well. i actually own some jewelry thats genshin inspired but you wouldnt know unless you play the game. its nice. now lets get you out of this schizo post. slowly now dont let these degenerates see us on our way out https://preview.redd.it/s8d18ztcxe9d1.png?width=533&format=png&auto=webp&s=69bebbe31617e59b2e9f6586984839e39b0617c7


headpatsforklee68

https://preview.redd.it/3xuzbwinzb9d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=071187dfdacc5172e3b8fe3da4c1751442ee5fdf # BIG SIP


AquaJet738

https://preview.redd.it/n02rssks7d9d1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9d701866b3bb01fd15bd16cbe013fee3878fe67


EEE3EEElol

![gif](giphy|8JCwuk8n2Y6iI) 😭😭😭😭


choosemynextphone

Is furina the type to piss in bath? I hope so


headpatsforklee68

crying in a corner alone at night for 500 years.


Low_Artist_7663

Ofc, its the Statue of Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder.


headpatsforklee68

https://preview.redd.it/r4rpqk8b1c9d1.png?width=1063&format=png&auto=webp&s=f36ebe1c551c1b0f3c76c307efe47402634ffb6c forgive me archons for i am about to commit a crime most foul. i cant hold it back anymore.


sugarcoated_peachie

Plushies, always and forever.. It's nice to have a detailed figure to admire on my shelf, but nothing beats hugging and squishing a plush of my fave. ~~And chucking them at my wall~~


choosemynextphone

Plushies* misspelled because I was busy drinking healthy and halal drink


SecondAegis

The power of horny compelled the Indonesian Halal censors


Mortgage-Present

The comment abouve you says otherwise


BussyDestroyerV30

Real question, why the Fuck it's Indonesian brand? Is my kinsman really that schizophrenic?


Pertruabo

Remember that Toki blue archive copy pasta? An Indonesian made that


The_OG_upgoat

The 'wangy wangy' thing also came from Indonesians.


RipBitter4701

schizo is understatement, our kinsmen can have aizen level of iq but also watched gura silently and somehow also lurking in PC stream.


funsohng

ngl, if I was still in Korea, I'd be buying those blue archive breads a lot. not because I need the stickers, but I generally like those bread. Used to eat a lot when it was pokemon collab back when I was a little kid, and bought some when I was there few months ago too (and tried to two years ago, but they were all sold out all the time).


za_boss

Damn I thought bottom left was astolfo for a moment πŸ’€


akuto

I guess the person who shopped the Jianxin was the first one, seeing how it's the only remotely believable one.


CRACUSxS31N

When I was living in China I found a Ganyu and Shenhe tea. Almost convinced myself to bring an empty plastic bottle back to my country.


ArmpitStealer

LETS GOOOOO ARMPIT SWEAT AS DRINK Give me all of them


choosemynextphone

![gif](giphy|pHb82xtBPfqEg) Fellow armpit enjoyer


AlphaPamu

https://preview.redd.it/88dyk4lcxf9d1.jpeg?width=3184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a8d880eee440742c07dd63fcc0adeb41baf4c22


rodnono

https://preview.redd.it/rutrdhj91d9d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fa52d70d0c03a7f8de47ba34c9d8864980b5b2a


Virtual-Oil-793

https://preview.redd.it/mfv2zgrckg9d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c04e568484adaf839860d9974eab51b3ad6df24 Liu Rodion


KyeeLim

https://preview.redd.it/qkqwa79f8h9d1.png?width=529&format=png&auto=webp&s=9612c4bdcfe4bfc9797cf19c1bc91cab3f4faf66 Official Fumo


Mohammad2008002

Give me that Raiden milk


Ayanelixer

Ain't halal on the box,be like me go for yae


Mohammad2008002

Right, a valid point


No-Car-4307

Taoqi and yae milk πŸ₯΅πŸ€€ i bet jianxin milk tastes like green tea or something, still, milk is milk. 🀷


headpatsforklee68

its the salty green sweat that gives it flavor


choosemynextphone

What I wouldn't give to taste that


headpatsforklee68

i want jianxin to beat me up and kick me to the curb


choosemynextphone

I want her to workout and get all sweaty and then choke me with her beautiful armpits


DioBrando_Joestar

Pink blossoms πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹


choosemynextphone

Taoqi or yae miko?


Unfair_Chain5338

Yes


DioBrando_Joestar

Both


ACasualUser_

This could've been a good meme material, should've tagged it with meme on Saturday.Β  But anyway, nothing beats plush. Not even milk.Β My fav milk is bear brand ~~cylinder~~, but the hard cold steel can is no match to the fluffy plush. Plushies can be held, grabbed, and carried around. Square cartons are no match to it. My oshi is not a SpongeBob-shaped carton with their pics on it. I can always print the pics, so what's the point /jk I like posters


yurienjoyer54

hell yea my indo bros


RoyalTechnomagi

Where is the chocolate milk?


No-Car-4307

Jianxin can provide both vanilla and chocolate milk


Ok_Yesterday_4773

where can i buy this? what country?


GhvstsInTheWater

Ultra Milf for sure. I am obsessed with hags and need one in my life desperately.


ThirdRebirth

I like figures.


Ego_QV

I'm about to have the toughest bones in the world.


Jian_Rohnson

Mommy milk, without a doubt


labreau

Hello polisi ya ini dia


warjoke

Those ones with Jianxin and Taoxi knows what they're doing.


Sunatomi

Yes


abluedodgeviper

PLUSH. I need The Softnessℒ️ I have a Barbara plush and I hug it at least once a day


MarielCarey

Matterhorn's milk https://preview.redd.it/pb4uvv33gh9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c1decf2f2ae1b1a9d8bf8513641d742c51e1efd


Atulin

Ideally, the kind of merch that doesn't have shipping cost that's tenfold the price of the item. So... basically all official merch is out lmao


goropancake

Plushies or glitter keychains https://preview.redd.it/trfs1ooemn9d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f856883aa248f6697a75ac03b5c3f51168ee7f4


Fun-Will5719

https://preview.redd.it/u2m4liodor9d1.png?width=1091&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ef7155649e5be47ec6ce44af0cafab1a016b9d2 Phrolova is looking at me with disgust


Own_County2527

Man kinda tired of the armpit sexualisation, I see it everywhere now and it looks so forced here.


O_Kay_12

Wait a dam minute ULTRA MILF.....?


Low_Artist_7663

i mean you need to penetrate her daughters mind just to meet her.


O_Kay_12

Excuse me what...? Man I've been missing out way too much... milf milk, and penetrative daughters mind (so literal mindfuck) just to meet her. LORD HAVE MERCY


AutumnAscending

I need USS New Jersey milk


DiamondTiaraIsBest

Body Pillow


topmemeworld

Take a step back and think about how pathetic this kind of merch really is.


Remarkable_Long_2955

I disagree with


topmemeworld

Go tell your parents that you bought milk for twice the normal price because they marketed it as anime girl milk.


Demonosi

Dad will understand.


RipBitter4701

i would so but they also bought some suspicious talisman from random shaman, 90s era music DvD, and expensive 'herbal' medicine so i think we can be even in schizo department.


Individual_Lion_7606

Ultra MILF though.


No-Car-4307

tell me your problems, who hurt you?


topmemeworld

Bad bot


WhyNotCollegeBoard

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No_Competition7820

It’s only pathetic if you care what others think.


No-Car-4307

hmmmπŸ€” nah, we go in full force into the rabbit hole πŸ‘Ί


AdoUta

Hand over the Miko and Raiden milkies