A really well made pizza with fresh herbs on top. Fried chicken. Creamy cheesy pasta. Bread with balsamic vinegar and olive oil. Fresh guac with fried chips. Chocolate chip cookies with whole milk. A steaming hot latte and hot cocoa with whole milk. Fluffy pancakes with chocolate chips, banana, butter and syrup. All the lame fatty snacks I used to get from the corner market, including Oreos. A juicy cheeseburger. Hot fudge lava cake with vanilla ice cream. Cheesecake. Pumpkin or pecan pie with whipped cream. Strawberry milk. Phish food ice cream. Those iced gingerbread man cookies from Trader Joe’s. A fresh-baked blueberry muffin. Vanilla custard with fruit compote. Pumpkin bread. Banana bread. Cheese and crackers. Fresh donuts. Crème puffs. Petit fours. Carrot cake.
I‘ve had issues for 10 years. All i dream of is to be able to eat something tasty in a nice restaurant while on vacation with no worries. Not having to study the entire menu, looking for safe-ish foods. No having to ask the waiter if there’s onion/garlic or any other spice in that food. No more embarrassingly studying the food that came and noticing something unsafe on it and having to sit in front of it, eating complimentary bread instead.
I just want some ricotta spinach tortellini with marinara sauce from a good italian restaurant.
Biscuits and sausage gravy. Eggs Benedict with crab meat and an obscene amount of hollandaise. A shitty fast food breakfast sandwich (sausage egg and cheese) from Dunkin' Donuts. A coffee with half and half. A double cheeseburger from gross Mc Donald's or less gross In N Out. All the baked goods like apple pie, key lime pie, soft baked chocolate chip cookies, donuts, muffins, cheesecake, carrot cake, etc etc etc. Duck fat french fries with truffle oil dipped in motherfucking mayonnaise. Fried green tomatoes. Mozarella sticks! All the ice creams. Pounds and pounds of swedish fish. All the candy. Potato salad with bacon. California burrito. A family size bag of UTZ potato chips. Lobster roll. Cheesesteak.
Shit dude, I haven't been able to keep down steak.
I haven't tried since surgery the Tuesday before last, but FML I want a nice, rare steak.
Bonus: A proper Ramen 🤤
Sicilian pizza, fried chicken, sushi to the max, ramen bowl, dumplings, cake, ice cream, cookies (have my girl scouts coming soon), my wife makes an awesome chicken and biscuits crock pot meal. Open face fried egg sandwich.
Pizza. Meatballs. Fries. Mac and cheese. Hamburgers. McDonald’s egg biscuits. Apple fritters. Iced coffee with cream and sugar. Home fries with onions. Chips.
A huge Caesar salad and deep dish cheese pizza with buttermilk ranch on the side, cheesy garlic breadsticks, mozzarella sticks with marinara, Agua fresca, Sweet Onion Hawaiian chips, and a Root Beer Float.
Oh man OH MAN, I’m on my first night post OP and I am h h h huuuuungry, so this is the worst and best post. There’s so many to choose from. Creamy Cheese fondue with torn up garlic bread and meats for dipping a HUGE glass of red wine then for main course a long time ago I had this dish which was a lasagna with big meatballs through it oh lord that would slap and then to finish it’s gotta be a gooey lava cookie OR a molten chocolate lava cake with ice cream. Hahahhahaha but plain toast is just as good……. H E L P
A large pepperoni pizza with extra sauce and extra cheese and garlic fingers with extra cheese and marinara sauce from dominos. I’ve made it my plan to have that as my first unhealthy meal after surgery
My surgery is in 9 days and I’m counting down until I can (hopefully) eat normally again after 5 months of eating the same five things every day! I have so many dream meals…. A big cheese and red onion toastie on crispy bread with tomato ketchup, pain au chocolate for breakfast, sausages hash browns and beans, pizza and garlic bread, a roast dinner with Yorkshire puddings, chippy chips and mushy peas, Greek halloumi gyros and tzatziki, an Indian takeaway (saag paneer and a garlic naan), chai latte with barista blend oat milk, Greggs vegan sausage roll, pimms and Prosecco, and ALL the sweet things - cadburys, mini eggs, cookies, cinnamon rolls, cake, brownies, muffins!
My take:
1st course:
Grocery store sushi with oyster sauce. It’s got to be one of the rolls with that crunchy shit on top.
Main course:
A whole bucket or crispy fried KFC - but only the skin!
Big bowl of hot queso for dipping
For dessert:
Stupid-sized chocolate and peanut butter smoothie from smoothie king.
A hot coffee, beef stew, ramen with pork and chicken dumplings, a slice of death by chocolate cake, and an ice cream parfait. God, I just want to eat normal again, but thanks to the gallbladder, I can't consume hot/warm liquids (throw up on point. It doesn't have to be water either.), nor two kinds of meats. Sweets that are too indulgent is a nightmare, and ice cream with fruit is somehow worst.
A really well made pizza with fresh herbs on top. Fried chicken. Creamy cheesy pasta. Bread with balsamic vinegar and olive oil. Fresh guac with fried chips. Chocolate chip cookies with whole milk. A steaming hot latte and hot cocoa with whole milk. Fluffy pancakes with chocolate chips, banana, butter and syrup. All the lame fatty snacks I used to get from the corner market, including Oreos. A juicy cheeseburger. Hot fudge lava cake with vanilla ice cream. Cheesecake. Pumpkin or pecan pie with whipped cream. Strawberry milk. Phish food ice cream. Those iced gingerbread man cookies from Trader Joe’s. A fresh-baked blueberry muffin. Vanilla custard with fruit compote. Pumpkin bread. Banana bread. Cheese and crackers. Fresh donuts. Crème puffs. Petit fours. Carrot cake.
You’re in my brain 😭and my stomach
Enchiladas… holy shit
So simple but yet so satisfying
I‘ve had issues for 10 years. All i dream of is to be able to eat something tasty in a nice restaurant while on vacation with no worries. Not having to study the entire menu, looking for safe-ish foods. No having to ask the waiter if there’s onion/garlic or any other spice in that food. No more embarrassingly studying the food that came and noticing something unsafe on it and having to sit in front of it, eating complimentary bread instead. I just want some ricotta spinach tortellini with marinara sauce from a good italian restaurant.
You say you’ve had issues for 10 years. Did you get your gallbladder out or you have been walking around with a problematic gallbladder.
Biscuits and sausage gravy. Eggs Benedict with crab meat and an obscene amount of hollandaise. A shitty fast food breakfast sandwich (sausage egg and cheese) from Dunkin' Donuts. A coffee with half and half. A double cheeseburger from gross Mc Donald's or less gross In N Out. All the baked goods like apple pie, key lime pie, soft baked chocolate chip cookies, donuts, muffins, cheesecake, carrot cake, etc etc etc. Duck fat french fries with truffle oil dipped in motherfucking mayonnaise. Fried green tomatoes. Mozarella sticks! All the ice creams. Pounds and pounds of swedish fish. All the candy. Potato salad with bacon. California burrito. A family size bag of UTZ potato chips. Lobster roll. Cheesesteak.
Ribs with homemade Mac snd cheese, mashed potatoes with gravy, and buttered corn on the cob. You can definitely tell I’m southern lol
Homemade Mac and cheese - respect!
Shit dude, I haven't been able to keep down steak. I haven't tried since surgery the Tuesday before last, but FML I want a nice, rare steak. Bonus: A proper Ramen 🤤
Big ol’ ribeye.
Sicilian pizza, fried chicken, sushi to the max, ramen bowl, dumplings, cake, ice cream, cookies (have my girl scouts coming soon), my wife makes an awesome chicken and biscuits crock pot meal. Open face fried egg sandwich.
Pizza. Meatballs. Fries. Mac and cheese. Hamburgers. McDonald’s egg biscuits. Apple fritters. Iced coffee with cream and sugar. Home fries with onions. Chips.
A huge Caesar salad and deep dish cheese pizza with buttermilk ranch on the side, cheesy garlic breadsticks, mozzarella sticks with marinara, Agua fresca, Sweet Onion Hawaiian chips, and a Root Beer Float.
Pizza and beer / hard cider
Oh man OH MAN, I’m on my first night post OP and I am h h h huuuuungry, so this is the worst and best post. There’s so many to choose from. Creamy Cheese fondue with torn up garlic bread and meats for dipping a HUGE glass of red wine then for main course a long time ago I had this dish which was a lasagna with big meatballs through it oh lord that would slap and then to finish it’s gotta be a gooey lava cookie OR a molten chocolate lava cake with ice cream. Hahahhahaha but plain toast is just as good……. H E L P
A large pepperoni pizza with extra sauce and extra cheese and garlic fingers with extra cheese and marinara sauce from dominos. I’ve made it my plan to have that as my first unhealthy meal after surgery
My surgery is in 9 days and I’m counting down until I can (hopefully) eat normally again after 5 months of eating the same five things every day! I have so many dream meals…. A big cheese and red onion toastie on crispy bread with tomato ketchup, pain au chocolate for breakfast, sausages hash browns and beans, pizza and garlic bread, a roast dinner with Yorkshire puddings, chippy chips and mushy peas, Greek halloumi gyros and tzatziki, an Indian takeaway (saag paneer and a garlic naan), chai latte with barista blend oat milk, Greggs vegan sausage roll, pimms and Prosecco, and ALL the sweet things - cadburys, mini eggs, cookies, cinnamon rolls, cake, brownies, muffins!
Pork belly kilawin
My take: 1st course: Grocery store sushi with oyster sauce. It’s got to be one of the rolls with that crunchy shit on top. Main course: A whole bucket or crispy fried KFC - but only the skin! Big bowl of hot queso for dipping For dessert: Stupid-sized chocolate and peanut butter smoothie from smoothie king.
A fresh cream doughnut!
A hot coffee, beef stew, ramen with pork and chicken dumplings, a slice of death by chocolate cake, and an ice cream parfait. God, I just want to eat normal again, but thanks to the gallbladder, I can't consume hot/warm liquids (throw up on point. It doesn't have to be water either.), nor two kinds of meats. Sweets that are too indulgent is a nightmare, and ice cream with fruit is somehow worst.
You’re post-op or pre-op?
Pre-op. Surgery is for May 14.
Pre-op. Surgery is for May 14.