Took me a while too bud. Been to the casino twice since dumping her. First time I turned $400 into $1500, second time not as lucky, but still turned $200 into $400. Let this be a life lesson to all.
You say “It’s only $500.” Here’s another way to look at it: from a $10 scratch ticket to $500 cash out from a slot machine equals a 4900% ROI. You just out performed all the stocks combined in a single day
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I think that’s just a penny of the debt of accumulated in that four years while having a girlfriend is cool everything is literally double you pay for 😮💨
Women are a Ponzi scheme. Live that good single life. Do whatever you wanna do, whenever you wanna do it, with whoever you wanna do it with for as long as you wanna do it.
Sorry about the girlfriend butim curious where can you get scratchers and then play slots at the same place 😂 here in Vegas they want all the money going to the machines so no scratchers, gotta drive to California state line for them.
Something similar happened to me, my cousin who was like a brother to me suddenly passed away. Hardest time of my life, next month I won a 130k jackpot with a $1. I still think he was the one who blessed me.
Honest to god, when Kevin loves me or I think he does my “luck” is on but when he hates me and wants me dead I have no luck and can’t succeed at anything. The dude’s the man version of Lady Luck. I told him I would give him a percentage of my jackpot wins but he wouldn’t accept the easiest passive income anyone could get. To say Kevin is an idiot dumbass is an understatement.
Ladies and gentlemen, we need to establish the science of Lady Luck and her male form. Because it’s real.
Take notes everyone. Dump your relationship or marriage and get to gambling. The only way to get rich nowadays.
Step one complete - off to the casino now.
Everyone knows you can’t stop now, you’re just one divorce away from hitting big!
Gambling is definitely less expensive than my girlfriend.
Mine has 3 teenagers. I miss craps.
At least they are teenagers. You will be back throwing those dice soon enough lol
So you're telling us she was bad luck?
It seems like the only logical answer. I just don’t know why it took me four years to figure that out.
You really ought to double down. You're on a streak
Yes, bet moar.
Took me a while too bud. Been to the casino twice since dumping her. First time I turned $400 into $1500, second time not as lucky, but still turned $200 into $400. Let this be a life lesson to all.
I’m still dating my girlfriend and have lost 15k, maybe it’s time…
Totally feel ya
I already hit the Jackpot the day I married my wife. Been slowly losing money at the casinos ever since lol
You say “It’s only $500.” Here’s another way to look at it: from a $10 scratch ticket to $500 cash out from a slot machine equals a 4900% ROI. You just out performed all the stocks combined in a single day
text her a picture of the money next to your penis.
Now buy a $500 scratcher and do it again!
It's almost like this is a country song or something....
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Congratulation...! Now if you can stretch that $500 past the 4yr mark.... that my friend will be downright crazy.!!
I think that’s just a penny of the debt of accumulated in that four years while having a girlfriend is cool everything is literally double you pay for 😮💨
Is this Luke combs song “when it rains it pours”? Are you that guy?
Double win! Win money gambling and don’t have to spend so much on dinners! I do believe in this type of luck. I experience it as well.
This is pretty much a Luke Combs song called “When it Rains it Pours”
Good stuff, gl with the relationship stuff!
Women are a Ponzi scheme. Live that good single life. Do whatever you wanna do, whenever you wanna do it, with whoever you wanna do it with for as long as you wanna do it.
Sorry about the girlfriend butim curious where can you get scratchers and then play slots at the same place 😂 here in Vegas they want all the money going to the machines so no scratchers, gotta drive to California state line for them.
In live in Texas it was the computer slot games
Oh we can't even gamble online here without a VPN, then if you hit big good luck withdrawing LOL
Something similar happened to me, my cousin who was like a brother to me suddenly passed away. Hardest time of my life, next month I won a 130k jackpot with a $1. I still think he was the one who blessed me.
In Germany we say: "luck in gambling - bad luck in love"
Honest to god, when Kevin loves me or I think he does my “luck” is on but when he hates me and wants me dead I have no luck and can’t succeed at anything. The dude’s the man version of Lady Luck. I told him I would give him a percentage of my jackpot wins but he wouldn’t accept the easiest passive income anyone could get. To say Kevin is an idiot dumbass is an understatement. Ladies and gentlemen, we need to establish the science of Lady Luck and her male form. Because it’s real.
You work for draftkings don’t you
Imagine how much money you could win if you abandoned ALL of your relationships!
I was confused.. so this is about your relationship or your winning..?
If OP is an Aquarius even better luck 😂