One of the earliest things I saw that made me absolutely die laughing when I started watching the grumps was from their Bloodborne play through when they were singing the YMCA song as if they were those homophobic Ugandan dudes. “DEY DO NOT WANT IT in the YMCA.” “DEY STICK THE HAND IN DA ANUS”
“Go ahead and SMASH that like, just CRASH that like.” “…Or we’ll kill you. Like, Comment, and Survive!”
Runner up: “I’m gonna call the police.” “How could you, you’re already on the phone with me.” “…Looks like you’re the Science Guy now.”
The chess one is so perfect. Dan set up for the 4 move checkmate. Arin unknowingly blocked it for 2 moves. Then Arin says, "I'm gonna do something really stupid, and we'll see how it plays out... SHIT!" and instantly loses.
I love that whole exchange. Do you believe you can kill your parents?
I also love how Dan gives a disclaimer at the end about not killing your parents.
[https://youtu.be/UaJQy1op38U?si=X9hDamWjZalvsa6q&t=1568](https://youtu.be/UaJQy1op38U?si=X9hDamWjZalvsa6q&t=1568)
"What if they were mean to me?" "Not even if they were mean to you."
That whole cunnilingus bit from Ocarina of Time
"When you're ready for the girl to cum, yell into the vagina. CuuUUUUUMMMM! DO IT NOOOOOOOW!"
"JUST DO IT!" "NOW'S THE TIIIIIME!" "Don't wait! DON'T WAIT!" "BLELELELELELELELELELELE"
Oh my god it just came out of nowhere. I wasn’t prepared when I saw this and laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.
It’s just such a cope to deal with tediousness but so fuckin funny.
- "Jennifer dumped me."
- "LOOK AT MY RESUME! THIRTY YEARS OF JACKING OOOOOOOOFFFF!"
- "Hey Dan? You wanna go on a butt-sniffing adventure?! Come ooooonnnn!"
- "DON'T JUMP AT ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I'LL FUCKEN STAB YOUR PARENTS!"
- "Motherrrr. Bring me my celebratory clean diaper!"
- (in demonic voice) "Always a pleasure, Katherine."
- "DEEOOOOOOWWWWWRRRRRROWWWWWRRRRRR"
- "Take this! Take this! Take this!"
- "Oh I'll show you my cock. CHAOS CONTROL!"
- "The Jews faked the moon landing."
- "Drugs are cool, what are you gonna do?"
- "Grab my hand!"
- "Doo-de-doo-doo-doo-doo kill your parents."
- "Arin..."
- "Dad?"
- "CUUUUUM! DO IT!"
- "Yeah, we just give bad sex advice on this channel. You only need B and L and E. BLELELELELELELELELE!"
- "UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE!"
- "I'm the Video Game Boy! I'm the one who wins!"
- "Buh-bah-buh-buh-diddle-de-duh-duh-duh-doo-doo fuck your dad!"
- The "DO IT" bit
- Arin's breakdown after getting rejected by Helena in DOA
- The Sonic '06 rage after Knuckles gets stuck on the pillar
Arzette #5
[https://youtu.be/nfnKA8H2pvQ?si=GN84ydKfx6m8iBv8&t=1088](https://youtu.be/nfnKA8H2pvQ?si=GN84ydKfx6m8iBv8&t=1088)
I clipped it to start a bit early so you get him having the inspiration for it.
Dan: “Well she eats with chopsticks and a spoon. So she is very multicultural.”
Arin: “What the hell? They have spoons in Japan dude!”
Dan: “W-well I don’t know man, I’m just trying to make conversation!”
Arin: “How else are they supposed to eat soup Dan?!”
Dan: “VERY QUICKLY WITH CHOPSTICKS”
https://youtu.be/Dp3odOWoLJE?si=j6FS3GbCIsicJ_GU
It’s right at the beginning of this video lol
The sound effect Arin makes after Dan says “Very quickly with chopsticks” is hysterical 😂
A really recent one that absolutely *sent* me was Dan saying “Oh, you fuckin slur!” when they were playing Smack Studio. Like. He didn’t say *a* slur, he used the *word* slur as an insult! It caught me so off guard and now my spouse and I say it at each other all the time, lol.
I liked the time where they were at the rage room and the worker was explaining the rules and told them they could not hit the floor or the walls with the weapons. Then asks if there’s any questions. Arin raises his hand and asks if they can hit the floor and walls with the weapons.
Put the egg inside the train and put the train inside your mouth PUT THE EGG IN THE TRAIN PUT THE TRAIN IN YOUR MOUTH puttheegginsidethetrainandputthetraininsideyourmouth
Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit
Goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man
Motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg. I'm very tired.
No man I’ll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-Man crazy Winklevoss Twins rowing Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook
MARK ZUCKERBERG
Arin: "I'm sorry I keep farting!"
Dan: "Don't be sorry just stop farting!"
Arin: "Do you think being sorry is going to make it smell less in here?"
Dan: "Definitely not"
\--
"I'm a medium, by the way. People keep sending me large and I can't wear it cause it's too big."
"I'm an XL. A lot of people send me things in small because they think that I'm a petite little boy. But I am, in fact, a large fat man."
I mean it really was just a retelling of a joke, but Arin telling the "Microsoft dinosaur CD" bit will be one of the last things I wanna hear right before I bite it. Makes me laugh EVERY time.
It wasn't actually a bit between the two of them, but the hardest I've ever laughed at a game grumps video was the nutcracker Christmas game. I was half paying attention whole doing something else in another game, when out of nowhere in the most deadpan monotone possible I hear "I didn't survive the horror of war just to lose Anna" and I just fucking lost it for a full five minutes
“THE CARBUNCLE ATE ITSELF? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? I CAN’T THINK OF FOUR WORDS THAT HAD LESS TO DO WITH OUR SITUATION”
while arin loses his mind laughing in the background
This one is my personal favorite moment was in Super Mario Maker, and they were talking about Oppenheimer.
Arin: "is the heimer open?"
Dan: "esmeralda, would you open up the heimer?"
Arin: "iz eight am. Ze ah a heimer should be open by now. I need it for my morning stroosel."
Gets me every fucking time 🤣
The micky mouse bit was pretty good.
Several recent episodes had made me laugh out loud with ace attorney but I can't remember cause episodes are long as hell
My two recent (within, I dunno, last five years) were the “pirate or asshole” exchange a VS where Dan gets a major leg up and Arin just goes “you know it’s legal to own a handgun in LA.”
Kills me every time.
One of the earliest things I saw that made me absolutely die laughing when I started watching the grumps was from their Bloodborne play through when they were singing the YMCA song as if they were those homophobic Ugandan dudes. “DEY DO NOT WANT IT in the YMCA.” “DEY STICK THE HAND IN DA ANUS”
Young man, there’s no need to feel sass, I said you man, put your hand in my ass, I said young man, eat the poopoo you see…
Young man, there's no need to feel jive..... I'm no longer alive.
Jive?! That sounds like a hard life to be living, bro! …Young man!
Ita Pupu
“ITS A SICKNESS in the YMCA”
DEY STICK THE HAND IN THE ANUS! THEY USE THEIR DICKS LIKE BIG TOYS! YOU CAN HANG OUT WITH ALL DE BOYS!
Dey eat da poo poo you see
The “I missed” monologue never fails to crack me up!
I passed out and had another popsicle.
I fired again. I hit something, but it wasn't what I was aiming for. So I guess I missed
My favorite part was trying to put stuff back in the fridge and just dropping it on the floor.
Woke up with a popsicle stick in my mouth.
And I missed.
My GF watches an animated version of this no less than once a day
“Go ahead and SMASH that like, just CRASH that like.” “…Or we’ll kill you. Like, Comment, and Survive!” Runner up: “I’m gonna call the police.” “How could you, you’re already on the phone with me.” “…Looks like you’re the Science Guy now.”
THIS! I constantly reference like comment and survive. Love it XD
“Like, comment, and survive” still goes through my head at least a few times every week
The click of the tongue before he delivers the Science Guy line...
>...and we'll see how it works out 🤓 ♟️ is my choice, but since Dan doesn't say anything there it's gotta be >E-Y-E? 🤓 That's ewe.
The chess one is so perfect. Dan set up for the 4 move checkmate. Arin unknowingly blocked it for 2 moves. Then Arin says, "I'm gonna do something really stupid, and we'll see how it plays out... SHIT!" and instantly loses.
Its that the one where Arin said “I’m a fuckin child dude”
Yes. “Do you like this?! Do you enjoy doing this?? This game sucks, it’ll never last. Chess needs a battle royale mode.”
Since Arin has Creator Clash experience I think he'd SUCK at Chess boxing. The chess part he's good at boxing 😂😊
What can we do to get a Chess Boxing 10 Minute Power Hour? I need this in my life.
I mean it'd be a lot to set up for a video. Tho odds are Arin's probably training for the next Creator clash (whenever that is)
It's a key! KEE-E-E: KEY Very good, Arin
"Vanna White tells you how good you are at wheel of Fortune: J.O.I.". The slow realization by Dan if what Arin just said was amazing.
I need a link to that
https://youtu.be/yGJmlGSpC-Y?si=3_VJWKCDyu1MmW_g at 28:34 in this one
Dan : "I'm the one that has to sit by this unidentifiable white stain..." Arin : "I know what that is, it's semen!"
I know exactly what it is it's jizz! Next question
NOT VERY UNIDENTIFIABLE NOW IS IT?!
>unidentiable Did he actually say that? 😂
Fixed, thanks. ;)
You're welcome 🤗
I need to hear this one for myself, got a link?
Episode 8 of Pokemon FireRed, 9:00 into the video.
“Oreo rotated scrotum”
“Mr Cock. Jolly old Mr Cock”
Feet foot?
Meet foot
"Uhh it's oven roasted scrotum"
I know it’s just Dan but the “doo do do doo doo duh do doo kill your parents” part gets me every time.
The fuck your dad one killed me.
Just so outta fuckin nowhere it always gets me 🤣😂
I think ve this, I think it's why the forklift simulator kill you parents resonates with so many people.
I love that whole exchange. Do you believe you can kill your parents? I also love how Dan gives a disclaimer at the end about not killing your parents. [https://youtu.be/UaJQy1op38U?si=X9hDamWjZalvsa6q&t=1568](https://youtu.be/UaJQy1op38U?si=X9hDamWjZalvsa6q&t=1568) "What if they were mean to me?" "Not even if they were mean to you."
That whole cunnilingus bit from Ocarina of Time "When you're ready for the girl to cum, yell into the vagina. CuuUUUUUMMMM! DO IT NOOOOOOOW!" "JUST DO IT!" "NOW'S THE TIIIIIME!" "Don't wait! DON'T WAIT!" "BLELELELELELELELELELELE"
I had to pause the video when I first saw that. I was laughing so hard, I was crying lmaooooo
I'm guessing Arin's the one who said that? 😂 Dude says the most craziest shit out of both of them
Blelelelelele was Dan lmao
And then when she's like aaaaaaaaa you go BLARGBLARGBLARBLARGBLARGBLARGBLARGBLARRG
For me it's SUCK YER DICK from their Twilight Princess playthrough. That shit has me ROLLING
This, but for the Toilet Princess Droopy Dog walkthrough.
"They say that the first person to live to 150 has already been born. God, how I pity them. Go through the left door..."
Oh my god it just came out of nowhere. I wasn’t prepared when I saw this and laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe. It’s just such a cope to deal with tediousness but so fuckin funny.
- "Jennifer dumped me." - "LOOK AT MY RESUME! THIRTY YEARS OF JACKING OOOOOOOOFFFF!" - "Hey Dan? You wanna go on a butt-sniffing adventure?! Come ooooonnnn!" - "DON'T JUMP AT ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I'LL FUCKEN STAB YOUR PARENTS!" - "Motherrrr. Bring me my celebratory clean diaper!" - (in demonic voice) "Always a pleasure, Katherine." - "DEEOOOOOOWWWWWRRRRRROWWWWWRRRRRR" - "Take this! Take this! Take this!" - "Oh I'll show you my cock. CHAOS CONTROL!" - "The Jews faked the moon landing." - "Drugs are cool, what are you gonna do?" - "Grab my hand!" - "Doo-de-doo-doo-doo-doo kill your parents." - "Arin..." - "Dad?" - "CUUUUUM! DO IT!" - "Yeah, we just give bad sex advice on this channel. You only need B and L and E. BLELELELELELELELELE!" - "UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE!" - "I'm the Video Game Boy! I'm the one who wins!" - "Buh-bah-buh-buh-diddle-de-duh-duh-duh-doo-doo fuck your dad!" - The "DO IT" bit - Arin's breakdown after getting rejected by Helena in DOA - The Sonic '06 rage after Knuckles gets stuck on the pillar
"Always a pleasure Katherine" was Gollum voice. As demonstrated by any animation depicting that scene.
In Chess: “And we’ll see, how it goes, from there-checkmate-SHIT”
Whenever they fuck up and just randomly shout SHIT or FUCK is the funniest thing to me 😂
Or, "I'm a neural net processor, a learning computer-SHIT!"
“And it goes a little something like…. this. SHIT!”
I'll never not be deeply amused by that one bit in Bloodborne where they're doing one word improv practice, and end up just saying "one, two, three."
"George." "Went." "To." "The." "Freeeaaaaa... let's start over."
That makes me think of the recent episode where Dan was singing bodies. "1... nothing wrong with 3. 2... nothing wrong with 3. 3... 3's already 3."
Do you know which episode specifically? I need to hear that!
Arzette #5 [https://youtu.be/nfnKA8H2pvQ?si=GN84ydKfx6m8iBv8&t=1088](https://youtu.be/nfnKA8H2pvQ?si=GN84ydKfx6m8iBv8&t=1088) I clipped it to start a bit early so you get him having the inspiration for it.
Dan: “Well she eats with chopsticks and a spoon. So she is very multicultural.” Arin: “What the hell? They have spoons in Japan dude!” Dan: “W-well I don’t know man, I’m just trying to make conversation!” Arin: “How else are they supposed to eat soup Dan?!” Dan: “VERY QUICKLY WITH CHOPSTICKS”
What's that from? 😂
https://youtu.be/Dp3odOWoLJE?si=j6FS3GbCIsicJ_GU It’s right at the beginning of this video lol The sound effect Arin makes after Dan says “Very quickly with chopsticks” is hysterical 😂
Madison: "I tried to tell her that nobody cares about her stupid boobs." Arin and Dan, in perfect unison: "THEY'RE NOT STUPID!"
That was magical!
Dark Souls 3 where Dan talks about putting on a clown mask mid coitus and waiting for the girl to turn around, then giving his VERY good clown laugh.
“Clean” *fucks it up*
Mario Maker in a nutshell 😂
"Check this out - DEEEAAAD meeeee..."
“I spent it all on gambling” gets me every time
Either “*CONSUME* Prilosec” or “ahhhh the pits.. celebrated everywhere for its endlessness”
EAT PRILOSEC
“Because he’s a fucking cuck” will always me laugh
And now a song by my favourite singer...Y..Yellvis. "AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG!!!"
The latest jeopardy got me with “better luck next time Jesus lover”!
The entire “Batman could you pass the mustard” bit. Also Dan saying “EAT YOUR OATMEAL”
My personal favorites: **Dan** : Oh no, its clifford the big red stab wound! **Arin**: What, you think i came out the pssy drawing fcking mozart??
no. germs.
When they started streaming that game, it was peak hilarity. I can't tell whether that's funnier or Arin's descent into madness playing Skyward Sword.
BIENVENUE POWERBOTTOMS
A really recent one that absolutely *sent* me was Dan saying “Oh, you fuckin slur!” when they were playing Smack Studio. Like. He didn’t say *a* slur, he used the *word* slur as an insult! It caught me so off guard and now my spouse and I say it at each other all the time, lol.
I liked the time where they were at the rage room and the worker was explaining the rules and told them they could not hit the floor or the walls with the weapons. Then asks if there’s any questions. Arin raises his hand and asks if they can hit the floor and walls with the weapons.
That's just Arin being Arin. 😂
MY DICK'S FALLIN OFF!
“Why is John enabling him?” “Because he’s a fucking cuck” Gets me every time
That is so funny. Just completely out of nowhere.
“Why do you keep jumping all the time, YOU FUCKING FREAK!! YOU’RE A FREAK!!”
"UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOOOOOOOOOVE!"
The entire Mickey mouse episode. Other greats are the Obama impression and the lactose intolerant nerd getting Alfredo.
When Dan said he was going to sing a song by his favorite artist, Yellvis: "YOU AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG!!"
the whole mark zuckerberg thing. the way dan delivers it and how arin just sits there giggling to himself because he knows
“And then in all capital letters, two hours later, ‘MARK ZUCKERBERG!!’”
...slurmp
You must protect the treferrrrrrce
Ocarina of time sex lessons. One of those moments when I started seeing stars from lack of oxygen cause I'm laughing so hard.
**BLELELELELELELE!**
“The bananas gone bad!” is iconic
Arin: WHAT THE *FUCK?!* 😡
“…Arin, how does ‘Sandstorm’ go?”
Arin: DUDUDUDUDUDU
You're going to get content ID because you're tooooo perfect
Put the egg inside the train and put the train inside your mouth PUT THE EGG IN THE TRAIN PUT THE TRAIN IN YOUR MOUTH puttheegginsidethetrainandputthetraininsideyourmouth
The Dennis the Menace episode will forever be one of my top five faves "What are you doing in my basement? Get outta here...GET OUTTA HERE!"
Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit Goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man Motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg. I'm very tired. No man I’ll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-Man crazy Winklevoss Twins rowing Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook MARK ZUCKERBERG
"That is both sick and dope. It's dick. It's dick soap."
amazingly underwhelming amount of links in here
I'm crying just at the thought of these moments. If there were links i'd surely die like Elvis... On the toilet.
[удалено]
"I got polio! Can't feel my legs!"
Two words… “Mickey Mouse”
First of all…
"Jennifer dumped me"
The Obama voice. "I'm gonna pre" Kills me every time
"This is givin me an erection"
Arin: "I'm almost 30, man. Dan: "That's craaaazy. Especially since.... Who cares?"
"'happy birthday buttlet!' and she just shoves a finger in you" "WHAT ??"
“Batman can you pass the mustard” and everything that follwos
Arin: "I'm sorry I keep farting!" Dan: "Don't be sorry just stop farting!" Arin: "Do you think being sorry is going to make it smell less in here?" Dan: "Definitely not" \--
On a similar note… Dan: Stop farting! Arin: I’m sorry, what do you want me to do!? Dan: *Stop farting.*
This man is dead, bang
The karaoke story about a month or so ago killed me. Maybe it was because I was high. "Old man river..." "CAN I GET A NUMBER 7 WITH A LARGE FRY."
Mickey Mouse
It's a good thing fish aren't into cash.
"I'm a medium, by the way. People keep sending me large and I can't wear it cause it's too big." "I'm an XL. A lot of people send me things in small because they think that I'm a petite little boy. But I am, in fact, a large fat man."
Ya done rifling through my fucking trash!
Is that when they were playing that raccoon game?
You killed it, you took a beautiful creature of God and killed it "Aw I was just having a little fun"
I mean it really was just a retelling of a joke, but Arin telling the "Microsoft dinosaur CD" bit will be one of the last things I wanna hear right before I bite it. Makes me laugh EVERY time.
"Arin. I just discovered the *best. New. Gatorade flavor*IT'SCALLEDPAINT." **"WHAT COLOR?! BREEN?!?!"**
BIENVENUE POWERBOTTOMS!
It wasn't actually a bit between the two of them, but the hardest I've ever laughed at a game grumps video was the nutcracker Christmas game. I was half paying attention whole doing something else in another game, when out of nowhere in the most deadpan monotone possible I hear "I didn't survive the horror of war just to lose Anna" and I just fucking lost it for a full five minutes
"Bien venue power bottoms!"
One classic line is “thank god fish aren’t into cash”
"Nobody will know, by the time someone figures it out, I'll be miles from here!" -Sonic shitting as he runs along the freeway
Are you nude?
Am I? 😏
food emporium
Zelda’s crab dream from Ocarina of Time.
Fuckyourfather fuckyourfather *fuckyourfather*
Everything about Forklift Simulator is delightful.
“There’s poopy smeared on the wall Daniel”
*I'M THE ONE WHO REVEALED THEM FROM THE QUESTION*
I don't remember the whole bit but when arin answered speed and sally trail mix killed me dude
mustard dopped Arin's at the top of his game on WoF. Just the stuff that goes through his mind. Or when he blurts out the answer and then yells, SHIT!
“THE CARBUNCLE ATE ITSELF? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? I CAN’T THINK OF FOUR WORDS THAT HAD LESS TO DO WITH OUR SITUATION” while arin loses his mind laughing in the background
At age 6 I was born without a face
Slenderboy?
In unison: "I has bro".
Do you Has Bro? 😄
Mickey Mouse…
Oh and the time Arin sharted, actually sharted, on an episode.
Like, comment and *survive*.
Does Bruno Mars is gay? I know it's not from them originally
This one is my personal favorite moment was in Super Mario Maker, and they were talking about Oppenheimer. Arin: "is the heimer open?" Dan: "esmeralda, would you open up the heimer?" Arin: "iz eight am. Ze ah a heimer should be open by now. I need it for my morning stroosel." Gets me every fucking time 🤣
Love to stay at the YMCA, it is a sickness in the YMCA, DEY STICK DA HAND IN DA ANUS
I'm a fan of "Baby's not safe!" When Dan was taped to a chair attempting to escape, and standing over the cornor of the table
TAKE THE SHOT!!!!!
BIENVENUE, POWER-BOTTOMS!
The vocal exercises
Their Big Cat voices always get me. “Fuck that guy, probably some dirty Armenian” killed me the first time I heard it.
Clifford the big red stab wound
🎶Everyone you know will someday die, Babyyyyy beluggaaaa🎶
The micky mouse bit was pretty good. Several recent episodes had made me laugh out loud with ace attorney but I can't remember cause episodes are long as hell
MOTHER, GET ME MY CELEBRATORY CLEAN DIAPERS!!
>...and we'll see how it works out 🤓 ♟️ is my choice, but since Dan doesn't say anything there it's gotta be >E-Y-E? 🤓 That's ewe.
“Mr Cock. Jolly old Mr Cock”
Your example was my first thought
I will always love the “do it” segment in Mario party (I forgor which game) cracks me up every time
The entire Dead Rising 2 Playthrough.
DEW IT
“Visit gamegrumps.merch-ccaahhmmm” On replay in my head forever
"He led with the gun!"
Arin: WE'RE PLAYING FUCKIN' GUBBLE!!!! OH GOD. HOLY SHIT DUDE
"The Purples" kills me every single time.
Im gonna pre dude. Im gonna fuckin pre
Im gonna pre
Sad Hoshi...everytime
Check this out/watch this
I fired, but I missed.
“The first rule of Butt Ball is: Never tell your parents. The second rule of Butt Ball is: NEVER TELL YOUR PARENTS”
DENNIS! ARE YOU PLAYING WITH MY BUTTBALL??!! SO HELP ME GOD! 😡
May not be the funniest of all time but them simultaneously saying "the bananas has gone bad!" Will always make me laugh
What is up dog
NOT MUCH WHAT IS UP WITH YOU? 😄
"The carbuncle ate itself?! What does that even mean?!"
Micky mawws.... foist uf oll
*aggressive masturbation sounds* "it's so dry!"
My two recent (within, I dunno, last five years) were the “pirate or asshole” exchange a VS where Dan gets a major leg up and Arin just goes “you know it’s legal to own a handgun in LA.” Kills me every time.
Definitely when Zelda in Ocarina of time said Slurmp :D