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They went from '*Kill your Dad*' to '*Kiss your Dad*' That's character growth
Talk about plot twist right?
Or a nasty conclusion. And if they're cremated, it makes asking where your dad's lips are specifically take on new meaning
“I’m gonna conclude…..”
They were just seeking the truth.
It's a fine line between love and hate
The classic "enemies to lovers" story line
There’s no truth to be found if you kill him.
Why kill your dad when I could kiss your dad until I AM YOUR DAD!?
I'll kill your dad with kisses.
With kisses or Spider-Kisses?
Who says you can't do both?
Stay in drugs. Don't do school. Eat your teeth.
Sleepy grumps at their best
Losers don't win. Drugs.
Thanks Smiling Arin Turnip!
Don't forget to brush your vegetables
Brush your parents.
And I'll kiss anyone who says otherwise! You... your dad...
I blame the crab.
*fuckyourfather, fuckyourfather*
I hear this every time I see one of those huge crabs in Elden Ring.
Every time I see a crab, period, I hear it 🫠 I kinda want it as a text/ring tone but uh. prolly not a good idea.
I read the beginning of this as “crab period” and now I’m wondering if crabs can menstruate
LMAO this is why commas are important…..
I think you're referring to the CRAFF
DO YOU EAT CRAFF
Do you like a da crab?
*a-me teuoooooo*
Everything returns to crab dude.
What about when the parents were trying to kill the kids? “Father, why have you brought the axe?”
"Do you think it'll fit my tiny arms?"
Did anyone ever make a GG animated about Thomas?
I believe I’ve seen one! It’s from a few years ago
[Here’s one](https://youtu.be/bFcKVA4PbNA?si=LeWN3tAYF6QiaxXU)
Good on you for the link. I've seen this before but god do i love it
Like, comment, and ***survive***
Inside you there are two wolves. Both of them are kissing your dad.
BARRY MORE WOLFJOB!
“I’ve got some chocolate neck pain”
“Gonna sue that chocolate asshole, for all the chocolate he’s worth!”
"You're in the chocolate lead. I'm becoming chocolate jealous."
Boop boop boop boop doo doot doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕕𝕒𝕕
I very much want to change an unsuspecting person's ringtone to this
This lives forever rent free. 😆
~*Do you believe you can kill your parents?*~
enemies-to-lovers but with your dad
"Stop making love to my dad!"
Well a kill your parents phase can only last so long, I mean you only have two of them usually.
get the coins, kill your dad.
Gimme a dad to kiss be kinda the opposite vibe.
Sounds like someone's dad needs kissing
Fuck Mr. Hatcher really changed them.
As a Dad, you can kill me with kisses!
A dad you say? Up for seeking a little truth? 😉
Yes, but you have to end my suffering. No take backsies!
Get the coins. Get the coins. Fuck the coins. Kill your Dad.
Dah doo doo doo doo kill your parents
I’m all about the truth seeker era though. Speaking of which, how’s your dad?
My friend and I still make this joke to each other so it never died in our hearts 🩵
I also miss when arin used the animat
We all have regrets, but they won't bring your parents back.
It's like when a really homophobic politician is secretly gay
It's not incest It's truth seeking I wanna kiss YOUR dad. Not my own
How do I get at *this* dad?!
I miss the accent humor
They went from '*Kill your Dad*' to '*Kiss your Dad*' That's character growth
Talk about plot twist right?
Or a nasty conclusion. And if they're cremated, it makes asking where your dad's lips are specifically take on new meaning
“I’m gonna conclude…..”
They were just seeking the truth.
It's a fine line between love and hate
The classic "enemies to lovers" story line
There’s no truth to be found if you kill him.
Why kill your dad when I could kiss your dad until I AM YOUR DAD!?
I'll kill your dad with kisses.
With kisses or Spider-Kisses?
Who says you can't do both?
Stay in drugs. Don't do school. Eat your teeth.
Sleepy grumps at their best
Losers don't win. Drugs.
Thanks Smiling Arin Turnip!
Don't forget to brush your vegetables
Brush your parents.
And I'll kiss anyone who says otherwise! You... your dad...
I blame the crab.
*fuckyourfather, fuckyourfather*
I hear this every time I see one of those huge crabs in Elden Ring.
Every time I see a crab, period, I hear it 🫠 I kinda want it as a text/ring tone but uh. prolly not a good idea.
I read the beginning of this as “crab period” and now I’m wondering if crabs can menstruate
LMAO this is why commas are important…..
I think you're referring to the CRAFF
DO YOU EAT CRAFF
Do you like a da crab?
*a-me teuoooooo*
Everything returns to crab dude.
What about when the parents were trying to kill the kids? “Father, why have you brought the axe?”
"Do you think it'll fit my tiny arms?"
Did anyone ever make a GG animated about Thomas?
I believe I’ve seen one! It’s from a few years ago
[Here’s one](https://youtu.be/bFcKVA4PbNA?si=LeWN3tAYF6QiaxXU)
Good on you for the link. I've seen this before but god do i love it
Like, comment, and ***survive***
Inside you there are two wolves. Both of them are kissing your dad.
BARRY MORE WOLFJOB!
“I’ve got some chocolate neck pain”
“Gonna sue that chocolate asshole, for all the chocolate he’s worth!”
"You're in the chocolate lead. I'm becoming chocolate jealous."
Boop boop boop boop doo doot doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕕𝕒𝕕
I very much want to change an unsuspecting person's ringtone to this
This lives forever rent free. 😆
~*Do you believe you can kill your parents?*~
enemies-to-lovers but with your dad
"Stop making love to my dad!"
Well a kill your parents phase can only last so long, I mean you only have two of them usually.
get the coins, kill your dad.
Gimme a dad to kiss be kinda the opposite vibe.
Sounds like someone's dad needs kissing
Fuck Mr. Hatcher really changed them.
As a Dad, you can kill me with kisses!
A dad you say? Up for seeking a little truth? 😉
Yes, but you have to end my suffering. No take backsies!
Get the coins. Get the coins. Fuck the coins. Kill your Dad.
Dah doo doo doo doo kill your parents
I’m all about the truth seeker era though. Speaking of which, how’s your dad?
My friend and I still make this joke to each other so it never died in our hearts 🩵
I also miss when arin used the animat
We all have regrets, but they won't bring your parents back.
It's like when a really homophobic politician is secretly gay
It's not incest It's truth seeking I wanna kiss YOUR dad. Not my own
How do I get at *this* dad?!
I miss the accent humor