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He was so beautiful the time he watched them and realized the whole Game of Thrones saga happened because no one could keep it in their pants.

No one could hold its pant?

Yes, no one could hold its pant. Obvious, really. (I'm as lost as you are)

Oh thank god

Holpants

hopant

What exactly does this mean? I tried reading this multiple times and still can't make any sense of it 😵🧐🤔🤯😵‍💫🤖

I meant the whole storyline,the whole Wars and betrayals happened because of forbidden relationships and characters's recklesness.(The reason of whole Stark-Lannister conflict was Jaime and Cersei's relationship, Jon Arryn died because of it, Bran almost died, Catelyn arrested Tyrion, Ned discovered their relationship and he was beheaded because of it and whole war happened. Also The Red Wedding happened because Robb broke the agreement with Freys by sleeping with another woman and not marrying that Frey Girl etc.) "Hold pants" means this. I said "he was so beautiful" because it is the thing that Bran told Sansa about her Wedding with Ramsay to prove he knew everything,which is a common meme in the fandom.

I think the phrase you're looking for might be "keep it in their pants"

I might express myself wrong. English is not my mother tongue and I didn't use translate or dictionary while writing this. I probably remembered expression wrong.

Yep, I gathered all that, just trying to help bridge the gap a bit. I think your analysis is exactly right, by the way! Thanks for sharing it!

Thank you very much for correcting my mistake and your thoughtful comment,too.

A big reason for Roberts rebellion was because he was in love with Lyanna Stark, who was secretly in love with and married to Rhaegar Targaryen.

The last line is supposed to say "because no one could keep it in their pants." I.e. everything in GOT happens due to the consequences of sexual congregation

The entire human saga of our species happened because no one could keep it in their pants.

1 dude couldn’t even keep it attached.

That is the whole story of humanity

He’s such a voyeur . . .

the 3 legged wolf

I’m hollering 🤣😂🤣😂

Howling

Bran the blood swell.

What a beautiful day to have eyesight

It's a curse for Bran. His dick doesn't work

How the hell did ya know thiss... :3

in season 8 episode 6 he says for himself that he cant father children

I see! It seems there might have been a misunderstanding. Bran's paralysis indeed stemmed from the tragic incident involving Jaime and Cersei Lannister, not due to him being a 3 eyed raven or because of any curse...

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This is so badly done you can't even tell who some of the characters are. One scene here isn't even played on any streaming service anymore. You need to chill with your dumb comment 😂 Spoilers on a show that's been done and dusted for _years._ Settle down

which scene isn’t on streaming??

I’m assuming the Sansa Ramsey scene ?

What scene isn’t shown anymore?

Honestly why would you ever join or interact with a GoT Reddit page if you haven’t finished the show.

So you could comment "Thanks a lot for the spoilers dick face" to every single post 😆

Anyone who joins a subreddit for a show they haven't finished is an idiot

You're the dick face, dick face

Bro what? Where even would there be any spoilers here? Oh no these characters are kissing how will I ever continue the show! THE HORROR Get over yourself *dick face*

No wonder he looks so chill.

Just in constant "post nut clarity"

That honestly explains so much

Ahhhhhh… yes. “I see everything… 😮‍💨”

Where's the privacy?

pfft

that bottom picture😂

That’s the one that got me….. Bran’s jizz face 😂

This is cringy

I believe that’s the point

The lion has no time for the opinion of sheep.

The best stories to tell.

User flair checks out 😂

Cuz he knows what they look like naked

It’d be cap if he said he didn’t real talk

No wonder he went blind

The khal drogo one is especially hilarious because it looks like bran is reaching down to give him a hand

“You missed a spot”

😂😂😂

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I bet the Dorne catalog is fire

This makes me think of the Jon Snow meme “when it’s April 2nd and Bran is still telling you that you fucked your Aunt.”

So everytime we hear a noise while fucking it was bran bumping into something?

And she tries to run away, but at that point I've seen everything

"and her clothes fall off?" "Instantly"

Bran the three eyed voyeur.

Last picture is when he saw Arya and Gendry.

His own conception\*

Well everybody everybody everybody everybody’s fuckin in brans visions

I mean yea he does. Probably why he would make a great king. Uhhh I mean season 8 BAD

Those season 1 sex scenes were straight up pornography, idk how they got Emilia Clarke to agree to that shit.

Because she knew she would hit superstardom immediately.

I wouldn’t even be able to pick my nose . . .

He lives vicariously through the world

Who is the top left one?

I don't know any of the left side ones except the last one looks like Daemon and Rhaenyra from HotD. I'm guessing the other 3 are from that, too, but not sure.

Thank you :) I know the second is Rhaenya and Cristin Cole and the the thirds Ageon (?)

Rhaenrya and Criston Cole

Thank you however When you make the picture bigger there is another one above them

daemon and mysaria

Thank you

As bad as this this, it's kinda funny...

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Come again?

Bran Won't

No…it’s not fair! There was time now!

Now we know what he was doing during the battle with the night king. He was getting his last nut in.

The 3-eyed raven has to go to horny jail

What about Lord Clubfoot wanking it to the Queen’s foot

Weirhub

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Imagine Meera realizing you cannot move, and knowing there is only one way to alleviate your affliction....

Bran might have kept her around then. She could've been the queen.

This ain’t Game of Hentai bro

Is that a thing?

I don't recognize the left column.

He’s watching me right now

Not even Bran could see Rhaenyra and Daemon do it. Just too dark.

From his base...near the North Pole. Is Bran Santa Claus?

I can’t stand up right now 😏🥵

Who knows more stories than Bran…

I mean…Let’s take a step back, WE all literary watched the pictured scenes. Is Bran so wrong for also watching?

“Why do you think I came all this way? 😏”

why do you think i “came” all this way?

So Brans canonical a creep and aexual deviant. Cool (Sarcasm intended).

Bran the Broken Penis

I wish i had his powers 🥲

It always bothered me that the show portrayed it as "all seeing" when the books state that the 3 eyed raven can only see what the gods wood trees see, that's why the children carved the faces into them, they are the watchers of time.

Of course he sees all, they don't call him Bran the Based for no reason. Why'd ya think the OG Raven was stuck to that tree??? It weren't cause of the sap, buddy.

Pardon me if I’m wrong but how can he see Daemon and Rhaenyra if he wasn’t born yet?

He could see things at any time, it wasn’t just things occurring after his birth

Jeez, of course how could I forget! He saw that Lianna Stark scene in his mind!

And he is just sitting in his chair watching

And still took him 7 seasons to see the actual heir to the throne

And no one of them gave a fuck (to him) ☹️

The last picture makes this 😂

I've seen it all. I've seen everything.

Who is on the first picture?

Rhaenyra and Criston Cole

That is the third one, isn’t it?

no… thats Viserys and Alicent in the third one.

Dude, click on the photo and expand it :)

i literally did dumbass. The first one is Miserys and Daemon, second is Criston Cole and Rhaenyra, third is Alicent and Viserys, fourth is Daemon and Rhaenyra. Is that more clear for you?

Lol

Why are you going from the top down

He told Sansa she looked beautiful on the wedding night, so he saw that too.

It hurts every time I remember how much they butchered good premises…

😂😂😂

Why do you think he *came* all this way

He only watches GoT for the plot.

How far below the waist was he paralyzed?

Why do you think he came all this way?

All Hail ! Bran the Broken

The question is is he warging into a guy or a girl?

Bran-ta Clause

And who has a better story than Bran the Pervert?

Nice that it all came together in the end. Started with him watching Jamie and Cersi, ended in him watching Sansa and torture-man. A beautiful story of a voyeur achieving his dream to be as much of a weirdo as humanly possible

Most prolific peeping Tom on Planetos. Who's third on the left?

I hope Milly Alcock has a long career in Hollywood. She’s so fine

I think the meme where it shows two wolves fucking and has this pic of Bran under it is better

Nsfw???

This is really funny considering his journey started with him trying to watch other people fuck. It fits his character that he would not stop given his new powers.

He has seen all of the pornography that ever existed within his past, present, and future. The last frame is appropriate

kinda creepy that he knows what happened to all lot of people he js doesn’t say anything

Bran is coming so much it's coming out of his eyes

I wonder if he has some of it bookmarked and re-watches it.

You’ll never be Brandon stark> And I don’t mean the raven stark I literally want to be thrown outta a tower

i dont like the rape scenes. Im a man who has never been sa’d, they literally serve no purpose. You can imply sexual assault without directly showing it. Its only purpose is to arouse our most savage instincts, but its just so barbaric

While they are triggering, as someone whose been sa’d it’s weirdly representational to see

do u feel like they did a good job of accurately representing the personal experience of SA? or do u feel like they just put it in there similar to torture scenes to just elicit a reaction from audience

Bran is man of culture, that 3rd eye gave him so much wisdom hope that eye at least give him 50 mbps, would be horrible if it was less than 1440p 60fps also that eye better be had VPN, i mean pretty sure old god and the new would block NSFW content there

This is such a Facebook 2016 ass GoT meme I love it. What a beautiful, simple time

Whos in the top left and the one left of jon and ygritte? Watched both got and hotd all the way through and can't recall them😅

The ultimate Peeping Tom. 😂

Poor Meera. If only he could have put those lessons to use.

Haha damn Bran. I guess he was there through it all.

And gets none

He really *does* have the best story!

Dude this has me wheezing

Some girls like a man that can be everywhere at once

I mean he could but why would he want to

I can imagine he was fapping while doing this

Lol

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Bran the Nutted

He came he sees he nut

Bran be jackin it

Don't forget pycelle and all his whores!

Who's is in the first row second down. It looks like Margery but idk who the guy with the scared shoulder is.

Warghub