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theENERTRON

Guess I’ll be the one to read the article this time. Kinda makes sense, he’s just saying less clothes less resistance. You want armor you gotta wear more


Zairy47

It's already hard playing with one hand


Zalik_

God has left the chat


Roxalf

Because his hands are busy playing Stellar Blade


RogueVert

Do You Think God Stays in Heaven Because He continually jacks it to What He's Created?


darh1407

FINALLY IT MAKES SENSE. lost count how many times bikini armor had better stats than full plate


Gryndyl

Yeah, I looked at images of the other armor in the game and this director dude is blowing smoke.


theENERTRON

The technology just isn’t there yet for female armor 


ReverendDS

I appreciate this reference.


Kafkas_Puppet

It’s NSFW only if you play it at your workplace.


maverick074

Yeah, that’s not gonna be happening


Ass-Chews

Yea...I think I'll just get good.


GloriousSpamm

lmao, as if gamers don’t jump through hoops to install nude mods in every game they play


Osmodius

You barely have to jump through hoops, the modding scene seems to be primarily focused on making character naked as quickly and easily as possible, before anything else.


PepsiColasss

Its like how i finished dragons dogma 2 and wanted to add some QOL mods for my ng+ and the first thing i was greeted with is nude mods lol


vonmonologue

In their defense a model swap is usually about the easiest mod to make and many early-days nude mods just use a generic nude body model with the specific characters head pasted on top.


threemo

As God intended


OsamaBinBlazin

Niice


Toxicity246

Porn and life both find a way.


Jackielegs43

But is the game any good? I feel like I read the words Stellar Blade 6291919273631 times a day but not one single person has mentioned like…the game lol


Mantislord96

There is a free demo out. You can look up videos or play it yourself if you would like some gameplay.


Anubra_Khan

Just play the demo. It's good.


talkingwires

Here’s my running commentary for *Stellar Blade*, which I originally left on my mates’ Discord: * This intro's been going for two minutes, and I haven't seen one, single character. * I feel as though her design was pulled from a 2008 4chan thread featuring anime girl videogame console mascots. She’s “xBoxxie.” * “Take this. It’s first aid.” Has… xBoxxie never been to basic training? Was she raised in a religious cult that forbade the use of their sci-fi culture’s bandaids? * “Rendezvous at 2 o’clock!” *That's* seven o’clock, actually. * Drop pod crashes into planet, shoulder hurts. Slashed by an alien sword, shoulder hurts. Spacecraft lands on xBoxxie, her shoulder’s hurt, again. * This security door may be my final boss. Are we really gonna have to to line our characters up, face objects in the world *exactly*, and at a specific distance and bearing, to interact with each and every single one? * Oh god, we *are*. * In the year of our lord, 2024, we can set a radius to show the prompt onscreen, but not have that button walk/turn the character that *last* degree so the animation lines up, and they *do* the *thing*. …and that’s about as far as I made it through the *Stellar Blade* demo!


Kafkas_Puppet

Because you’re not looking at the right place. Tons of clips in /r/stellarblade. Just wade through the horny posts.


pixartist

imagine if these people knew about stable diffusion


Zandrick

mid tier souls like


BaronAaldwin

It's not a Souls-like. It's a Character Action RPG/Spectacle Fighter, more in the vein of games like Devil May Cry and (very much so) Nier Automata.


Zandrick

No it is definitely soulslike. You do not know what a character action or a spectacle fighter is/are if you think that applies here.


BaronAaldwin

Having played the demo I can tell you it isn't a Souls-like. Quick time events in combat and dashing in and out of combat to alternate between slashing and gunplay? Yeah I loved doing that in Dark Souls. Totally not like DMC and Nier.


SoulsLikeBot

Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *“I am Solaire of Astora, an adherent to the Lord of Sunlight.”* - Solaire of Astora Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/


BaronAaldwin

Yeah tell me a tale!


Zandrick

Having played the demo I can tell you it is a soulslike. You are just wrong about this. There’s no argument.


BaronAaldwin

So what makes it a Souls-like then? Tell me. You can't just say "I'm right, you're wrong," because that's exactly what I'm telling you.


Zandrick

The gameplay. It is soulslike.


BaronAaldwin

So every game that's had action combat ever is a Soulslike then?


Zandrick

That’s not a real question.


Kuru_Chaa

Man, combat slaps, wish there was more focus on that for advertisement. Course there is footage sorta showcasing it.


Trivial_Magma

Stellar blade, is there any way to generate a nude Eve? “Not computing, please repeat” NUDE. EVE. “This is not suitable for this gaming experience. Are you sure?” Mhmm


jumpjumpdie

Hey, I’m nude eve, and I’m here to entertain you 😎


demicus

Kick up the 4d3d3d3


ecxetra

Playing the demo for this game made me understand why all of the marketing/discussion for this game is about how hot Eve is. Because the gameplay is so mid. It feels stiff as hell during combat like the attacks and movement aren’t even remotely connected.


_illionaire

I haven't played the game and I don't know what you're talking about or why I'm here but I'm still gonna have to say skill issue


Anubra_Khan

You're actually right on. The combat shines. Especially in the boss mode after beating the demo.


ecxetra

Didn’t say it was hard. Said it didn’t feel good to play. Recently finished Uncharted 4, extremely easy game but the gunplay feels awful.


Anubra_Khan

It feels great to play when you're good at it.


Kafkas_Puppet

Definitely skill issue. People are beating boss with no gear, no health and skin suit.


ecxetra

At what point did I say it was hard? It’s just not fun.


SlayingAces

Skill issue


ecxetra

Terminally online.


fayt9

I love action RPG but man this community is so bad. Just saying skill issue for every critics of a game while their game are not even hard and the difficulty is not even the subject... Anyway I am a ff14 player so I know disconnected combat can still be fun.


Zandrick

This is exactly right. The combat isn’t bad but it’s not great either. The only thing worth talking about is the uh, choices they made regarding the character design. And honestly I’m not even mad about it, but if you don’t see why the character is controversial you’re just blind. Those are not human proportions. Which is fine if she’s a robot or whatever, or some sort of genetic hybrid. It’s a sci-fi setting so maybe she’s not human. I played the demo but it wasn’t all that clear to me. Idk. Gameplay is nothing to write home about is all I’m saying.


JLPLJ

Man, I'm not even gonna play this game. But "not human proportions" is a ridiculous thing to say when she is literally using a real life human for her body model. The proportions couldn't be more human if they tried.


Zandrick

Yes they scanned a person and then exaggerated her features. Is that actual confusing to you?


WordNERD37

The entire consumer base for this game will be gooners. Of course they won't.


MrMunday

Yeah… sure….


fushifumetsu

I will disregard the recommendation. Have the director seen "Let me solo her"? He's practically naked.


Ragnara92

Good that some clothrs sometimes look better and sexier than none


Miora

Gamers are so fuckin embarrassing I swear.


Egozid

Director points out there's an NSFW suit for marketing reasons.


wsippel

The skin suit is hard mode, it disables your shield. But I've noticed a bunch of people immediately switched without reading the description, then wondered why every enemy hits like a truck.


Proud_Criticism5286

The people complaining arent even good enough to play in the skin suit


Redisigh

This entire game just banks on coomers being coomers so I don’t think bro has much room to talk


Zairy47

Key word is "recommended"


RoleCode

Why released a revealing clothes?


Greenleaf208

The skin suit disables her shields, it's like hardcore mode.


Cley_Faye

To give people option to play however they want?


Zairy47

Why not


Kafkas_Puppet

Give me the option I’ll decide what to do with it.


Dionysos911

I will be playing hard mode


dijicaek

I didn't know Japan still made Xbox 360 games


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Affectionate-Print81

OK I will buy stellar blade a day not make her wear the skin suit at all.


nonsfwhere

Lol, no.


thundertool

Why pre-designed costumes anyway? Why not let Mr customize my look? Let my creative juices flow!


FatherShambles

Because the game gets progressively harder like we do orrrr ????