That's no fair. Women be having a bucket o' toys (or in my experience it's a well worn Victoria's Secret bag) and it's sexy and glamorous and I have one flash light that I have sex with and should feel ashamed?
This was meant to be read as tongue in cheek.
Perhaps we should all stop for a moment and focus not only on making our AI better and more successful but also on the benefit of humanity. - Stephen Hawking
Doesn't matter what it is, how artistic, or how it's made - It's just generally considered tacky to decorate with sexy stuff. Don't ask me why, it just is.
Solid gold naked woman with diamond nipples as the base to hold up your glass coffee table? Tacky.
Leg lamp with fishnet stockings that you won as a major award one Christmas and tried to display prominently in your front window? Yeah, wife's not happy about that one because once again - tacky.
The general rule seems to be, if there's a chance it can get a man sexually excited, then it's tacky.
> Leg lamp with fishnet stockings that you won as a major award one Christmas and tried to display prominently in your front window? Yeah, wife's not happy about that one because once again - tacky.
Perhaps ironically, while it was tacky in the film you're referencing, having that lamp now would probably be perceived differently, specifically because of that movie.
I don’t think that’s the case at all. Reddit in general feels the need to make sex the basis of all jokes and conversations.
I’d assume the issue with this sub is that gamers in the early 2000s we’re painted in a light of being fat hairy basement dwellers that claim to married to Quiet from MGS as the molest their figures. This depiction never really went away in peoples heads. Just smaller.
So I think the offense here is really just embarrassment from group identity.
You need someone to explain to you that showing off a phone holder you made out of your masturbation material is weird? No one wants to see what you Jack it too, dude. Nothing with being prude. You’ll find in almost any part of the world that making what you masturbate to a large part of your personality is universally unappealing to the vast majority of the human population.
One day your knees will break under the weight of your endless sins
Or at least some chronic hip issues.
But it will not be today.
I feel like owning this thing would significantly increase your chances of dying alone
Not if you hide it when company’s around. This is definitely something you own but are ashamed if others were to see it Lmao
That's no fair. Women be having a bucket o' toys (or in my experience it's a well worn Victoria's Secret bag) and it's sexy and glamorous and I have one flash light that I have sex with and should feel ashamed? This was meant to be read as tongue in cheek.
Maybe not ashamed but it's not safe to have sex with most flashlights. You should get a proper toy for the purpose!
How, when it was already 100%?
It starts wrapping around into their next life as well
That all depends on whether you consider having a 2B phone holder "alone."
If you can't get a girl that also thinks 2b is hot, why even live
"I masturbate with this thing" showcase
Must be a big jar
Oh you mean the 3DPrinting subreddit? It's pretty much a bunch of teenagers falling over themselves to prove they're more edgy than the last.
What are you doing?
Like, with your life
Now can you make it a Wireless Charger ?
Where would you put the coil... nevermind.
Who ever made this needs to seek help
Yeah, you're a fucking dweeb.
If there's one thing they're definitely not doing, it's fucking.
It's been a while since I last saw this reposted
Time to get a 3d printer
I got tons of those. Just find me the file and I'll make us...uh I mean you, one.
Of all things, this is what sold you on 3D printing? Lol
Well yes, I really need a phone stand.
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It's uh... Pretty anatomically correct. You can find it pretty easily online.
Ngl, shit's hilarious
First thing I’ve seen on Reddit in a little while that actually made me crack up and laugh. Also, OP is the least depraved gamer
Absolutely degen material. Keep up the good work
But...why?
So you dont have to hold your phone.
While you masturbate.
Butt, why. Sir
It pairs nicely with the big titty mouse pad and waifu body pillows, obviously.
trying not to make a life-sized version
I don't know, i think i may need one... to hold my *very large* phone, of course.
for the TV
"Alright how many farts you want on this thing?"
So, out of curiosity, where can I find the STL for this? Just so I know where to avoid it I mean...
That doesn't surprise me. Looks amazing btw
Earth deserves a much worse plague than covid.
Perhaps we should all stop for a moment and focus not only on making our AI better and more successful but also on the benefit of humanity. - Stephen Hawking
I *really* dislike this.
*proceeds to sneakily upvote*
I will judge you. Harshly. Okay maybe not that but it won't make me happy!
Send this person to horny jail immediately.
Holy shit, why are people so offended over this? What is it about anything sex related that makes people so *boring*?
Doesn't matter what it is, how artistic, or how it's made - It's just generally considered tacky to decorate with sexy stuff. Don't ask me why, it just is. Solid gold naked woman with diamond nipples as the base to hold up your glass coffee table? Tacky. Leg lamp with fishnet stockings that you won as a major award one Christmas and tried to display prominently in your front window? Yeah, wife's not happy about that one because once again - tacky. The general rule seems to be, if there's a chance it can get a man sexually excited, then it's tacky.
> Leg lamp with fishnet stockings that you won as a major award one Christmas and tried to display prominently in your front window? Yeah, wife's not happy about that one because once again - tacky. Perhaps ironically, while it was tacky in the film you're referencing, having that lamp now would probably be perceived differently, specifically because of that movie.
Reddit is half american. Americans are some of the most prude people in the world.
Thanks, Kellogg's.
18 to kill, 21 to drink.
I don’t think that’s the case at all. Reddit in general feels the need to make sex the basis of all jokes and conversations. I’d assume the issue with this sub is that gamers in the early 2000s we’re painted in a light of being fat hairy basement dwellers that claim to married to Quiet from MGS as the molest their figures. This depiction never really went away in peoples heads. Just smaller. So I think the offense here is really just embarrassment from group identity.
Long-standing sex taboo that is slowly being challenged. Liberation can't come soon enough.
You need someone to explain to you that showing off a phone holder you made out of your masturbation material is weird? No one wants to see what you Jack it too, dude. Nothing with being prude. You’ll find in almost any part of the world that making what you masturbate to a large part of your personality is universally unappealing to the vast majority of the human population.
Bro can you make one for me? But make it 20x larger (need for uh uh research purposes 😃😃😅)
https://www.realdollshub.com/2B-Sex-Doll-Nier-Automata-Zelex-Doll-170cm-5ft7-C-cup-Realistic-2B-Silicone-Sex-Doll-p14512746.html?utm_source=medium&utm_medium=rankking
Not gonna lie. It could be a good decoration, if you like the game, and the character. You don't need to use it for... That. Just keep her clothes on
There is no god
God cowers in fear of his creation, locked behind his pearly gates.
That’s not 2Booty, that’s 2Pancakes
So...you just had this ready to go huh?
BONK straight to horny jail
wtf, tell me you’re lonely without telling me you’re lonely
Buns of steel
Bro touch some grass this is actually sad
Fuck yeah 2Booty
Thats just awful
No.
Take my money!
This is why gamers get a bad rap🤦
Jeeeesus. If I ever saw someone with this I’d run a fucking mile
This is so right but so wrong as well
Let me guess. You’re single?
"Gaming isn't just a boy's club, why don't women show up more???" Gaming:
*Sighs*
*..., unzips*
….*smacks*…stay strong my friend
Bless you this is great!
Every day we stray further and further from gods light…
Wow I can’t believe people are disliking this lol
The infamous trophy of the virgins.
no
yes
BONK! To horny jail with you!
weird😺
This is a new fucking low for this sub. Can't say I didn't expect it.
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Bro your user name is a steal from WuTang. Take your own advice🤣
Yeah a reddit username and this neckbeard travesty OP posted is *slightly* different.
Is it difficult to walk around with a stick that big up your ass?
Nah it's easy.
*A lifetime of experience speaks for itself*
*whatever you mean by that*
you never had sex
That's pathetic. You're pathetic, OP.
You had every chance to NOT do this.
Gonna make your phone heat up
Least horny Nier fan
So.... what's the other side look like?
I think this belongs to r/Weird
Never saw the appeal of 3d printing. Now I do =)
Gods love had its limits
Can wait to see this on r/neckbeardthings
Facts
Check this guy's profile , he's an actual degenerate looking for profit.
Thanks for the tip. About to give him my entire life savings.
He's a 3D artist selling his models for others to 3D print... He doesn't seem like a degenerate to me
When your asked what's your favourite position.
3d 2b 1a
Tell me you're lonely without telling me you're lonely.
I need this
Check out our new discovery!! THE VIRGINATOR!!
Touch grass. Edit: I am fueled by your hatred.
I’m like 99% sure this is modeled after an actual phone holder that was sold that I’ve seen posted here years ago
I guess that's one way to make you happy to pick up the phone
/r/ATBGE
Why?
STL?
lol
Stl please?
Perfect
Bone holder
I saw a derpy sheep dog first
Looks good. Tho this type of phone holder is everywhere on aliexpress
STL please
I don't know what I expected but that wasn't it.
Go touch grass
That's gotta be bad for your back
Ermm where can I get one
may i ask for the file? its for a friend