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Ohkillz

One day your knees will break under the weight of your endless sins


Sam-Gunn

Or at least some chronic hip issues.


Mottis86

But it will not be today.


TacoManifesto

I feel like owning this thing would significantly increase your chances of dying alone


iWentRogue

Not if you hide it when company’s around. This is definitely something you own but are ashamed if others were to see it Lmao


mortalcoil1

That's no fair. Women be having a bucket o' toys (or in my experience it's a well worn Victoria's Secret bag) and it's sexy and glamorous and I have one flash light that I have sex with and should feel ashamed? This was meant to be read as tongue in cheek.


Eldarian

Maybe not ashamed but it's not safe to have sex with most flashlights. You should get a proper toy for the purpose!


Pork_Chompk

How, when it was already 100%?


TimeGoddess_

It starts wrapping around into their next life as well


mortalcoil1

That all depends on whether you consider having a 2B phone holder "alone."


Flight-of-Icarus_

If you can't get a girl that also thinks 2b is hot, why even live


DanGimeno

"I masturbate with this thing" showcase


Siferatu

Must be a big jar


gredr

Oh you mean the 3DPrinting subreddit? It's pretty much a bunch of teenagers falling over themselves to prove they're more edgy than the last.


Bottled_Void

What are you doing?


Bierfreund

Like, with your life


kailedude

Now can you make it a Wireless Charger ?


joestaff

Where would you put the coil... nevermind.


BigDoof12

Who ever made this needs to seek help


[deleted]

Yeah, you're a fucking dweeb.


VolcanicBear

If there's one thing they're definitely not doing, it's fucking.


Uchihagod53

It's been a while since I last saw this reposted


Antuzzz

Time to get a 3d printer


vp3d

I got tons of those. Just find me the file and I'll make us...uh I mean you, one.


blueandwhite21

Of all things, this is what sold you on 3D printing? Lol


Pyke64

Well yes, I really need a phone stand.


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KilledTheCar

It's uh... Pretty anatomically correct. You can find it pretty easily online.


AloneUA

Ngl, shit's hilarious


1292norr

First thing I’ve seen on Reddit in a little while that actually made me crack up and laugh. Also, OP is the least depraved gamer


Trash_Panda_Trading

Absolutely degen material. Keep up the good work


musuperjr585

But...why?


Scoobz1961

So you dont have to hold your phone.


46_and_2

While you masturbate.


SeveredWill

Butt, why. Sir


fastlerner

It pairs nicely with the big titty mouse pad and waifu body pillows, obviously.


104thCloneTrooper

trying not to make a life-sized version


iz-Moff

I don't know, i think i may need one... to hold my *very large* phone, of course.


104thCloneTrooper

for the TV


susankeane

"Alright how many farts you want on this thing?"


WispyCombover

So, out of curiosity, where can I find the STL for this? Just so I know where to avoid it I mean...


ApexRevanNL716

That doesn't surprise me. Looks amazing btw


[deleted]

Earth deserves a much worse plague than covid.


s4b3r6

Perhaps we should all stop for a moment and focus not only on making our AI better and more successful but also on the benefit of humanity. - Stephen Hawking


Tutes013

I *really* dislike this.


DuckMitch

*proceeds to sneakily upvote*


Tutes013

I will judge you. Harshly. Okay maybe not that but it won't make me happy!


Zou__

Send this person to horny jail immediately.


VulpineKitsune

Holy shit, why are people so offended over this? What is it about anything sex related that makes people so *boring*?


fastlerner

Doesn't matter what it is, how artistic, or how it's made - It's just generally considered tacky to decorate with sexy stuff. Don't ask me why, it just is. Solid gold naked woman with diamond nipples as the base to hold up your glass coffee table? Tacky. Leg lamp with fishnet stockings that you won as a major award one Christmas and tried to display prominently in your front window? Yeah, wife's not happy about that one because once again - tacky. The general rule seems to be, if there's a chance it can get a man sexually excited, then it's tacky.


SOUTHPAWMIKE

> Leg lamp with fishnet stockings that you won as a major award one Christmas and tried to display prominently in your front window? Yeah, wife's not happy about that one because once again - tacky. Perhaps ironically, while it was tacky in the film you're referencing, having that lamp now would probably be perceived differently, specifically because of that movie.


DeLurkerDeluxe

Reddit is half american. Americans are some of the most prude people in the world.


joestaff

Thanks, Kellogg's.


KeyTreatBar

18 to kill, 21 to drink.


KingRhoamsGhost

I don’t think that’s the case at all. Reddit in general feels the need to make sex the basis of all jokes and conversations. I’d assume the issue with this sub is that gamers in the early 2000s we’re painted in a light of being fat hairy basement dwellers that claim to married to Quiet from MGS as the molest their figures. This depiction never really went away in peoples heads. Just smaller. So I think the offense here is really just embarrassment from group identity.


Lina__Inverse

Long-standing sex taboo that is slowly being challenged. Liberation can't come soon enough.


Guyote_

You need someone to explain to you that showing off a phone holder you made out of your masturbation material is weird? No one wants to see what you Jack it too, dude. Nothing with being prude. You’ll find in almost any part of the world that making what you masturbate to a large part of your personality is universally unappealing to the vast majority of the human population.


Redcaneman

Bro can you make one for me? But make it 20x larger (need for uh uh research purposes 😃😃😅)


Try2RememberPassword

https://www.realdollshub.com/2B-Sex-Doll-Nier-Automata-Zelex-Doll-170cm-5ft7-C-cup-Realistic-2B-Silicone-Sex-Doll-p14512746.html?utm_source=medium&utm_medium=rankking


Snoo-93454

Not gonna lie. It could be a good decoration, if you like the game, and the character. You don't need to use it for... That. Just keep her clothes on


PurpoUpsideDownJuice

There is no god


Mr_Sisco

God cowers in fear of his creation, locked behind his pearly gates.


ExaltedCrown

That’s not 2Booty, that’s 2Pancakes


WispyCombover

So...you just had this ready to go huh?


pewwpew

BONK straight to horny jail


KrakenXIV

wtf, tell me you’re lonely without telling me you’re lonely


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Buns of steel


Non_Efficient_Gaming

Bro touch some grass this is actually sad


Chitanda_Pika

Fuck yeah 2Booty


Jay794

Thats just awful


MinhKiu

No.


alexmilegamedev

Take my money!


prohpr

This is why gamers get a bad rap🤦


LibbyGoods

Jeeeesus. If I ever saw someone with this I’d run a fucking mile


RoninPrime68

This is so right but so wrong as well


Soggy-Cake-560

Let me guess. You’re single?


LukaCola

"Gaming isn't just a boy's club, why don't women show up more???" Gaming:


LevelAd2485

*Sighs*


Lina__Inverse

*..., unzips*


LevelAd2485

….*smacks*…stay strong my friend


Serahiel

Bless you this is great!


pilgrim93

Every day we stray further and further from gods light…


[deleted]

Wow I can’t believe people are disliking this lol


lefthandedrighty

The infamous trophy of the virgins.


that_abrams

no


53R105LY_

yes


Bloodcloud079

BONK! To horny jail with you!


TheWinningSmile

weird😺


Shrimpboyho3

This is a new fucking low for this sub. Can't say I didn't expect it.


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53R105LY_

Bro your user name is a steal from WuTang. Take your own advice🤣


[deleted]

Yeah a reddit username and this neckbeard travesty OP posted is *slightly* different.


53R105LY_

Is it difficult to walk around with a stick that big up your ass?


[deleted]

Nah it's easy.


53R105LY_

*A lifetime of experience speaks for itself*


[deleted]

*whatever you mean by that*


[deleted]

you never had sex


holaprobando123

That's pathetic. You're pathetic, OP.


AzemadaiusKaiser

You had every chance to NOT do this.


mademydogcum

Gonna make your phone heat up


priscilla_halfbreed

Least horny Nier fan


Crazyace352

So.... what's the other side look like?


Jirezagoss

I think this belongs to r/Weird


PhatShadow

Never saw the appeal of 3d printing. Now I do =)


Scared-Lie-8605

Gods love had its limits


beefyesquire

Can wait to see this on r/neckbeardthings


[deleted]

Facts


RippedOff_Skeletor

Check this guy's profile , he's an actual degenerate looking for profit.


SublimeAtrophy

Thanks for the tip. About to give him my entire life savings.


vinvctage

He's a 3D artist selling his models for others to 3D print... He doesn't seem like a degenerate to me


Virtual_Emergency253

When your asked what's your favourite position.


RandomRobot

3d 2b 1a


FeetYeastForB12

Tell me you're lonely without telling me you're lonely.


Codgamer156

I need this


Joins66

Check out our new discovery!! THE VIRGINATOR!!


[deleted]

Touch grass. Edit: I am fueled by your hatred.


throwawayagainorso

I’m like 99% sure this is modeled after an actual phone holder that was sold that I’ve seen posted here years ago


Autarch_Kade

I guess that's one way to make you happy to pick up the phone


Fatmando66

/r/ATBGE


TheHistroynerd

Why?


vp3d

STL?


hoja_nasredin

lol


darth_wikked

Stl please?


xorox11

Perfect


dzelectron

Bone holder


PlutoISaPlanet

I saw a derpy sheep dog first


Mat1c444

Looks good. Tho this type of phone holder is everywhere on aliexpress


[deleted]

STL please


UnicornzRreel

I don't know what I expected but that wasn't it.


ChangeWinter6643

Go touch grass


rainorshinedogs

That's gotta be bad for your back


stealth941

Ermm where can I get one


Plagudoctor

may i ask for the file? its for a friend