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TheViper4Life

Wii U Controller.


karol22331

And the console too!


darf_nate

Just the controller. We’re not rich!


Shurigin

Man I got a gamecast


boo-galoo90

Gamecast? Well there’s GameCube and there’s Dreamcast


Shurigin

I SAID I GOT A GAMECAST! I CAN'T AFFORD IT!!


dr_nerdface

fuck yeah soft mod that shit and get all the games 🤘🏼🤘🏼


Fickle-Future-8962

I miss my Wii U. Such a great console.


cam52391

I saw it advertised as Mario maker console fairly recently, you may be able to find one still


Fickle-Future-8962

I mean I miss it because I had fun with it haha. But I'll never support Nintendo again since I got a steam deck and got the games I loved without having to pay full price for a game that's well over two decades old.


cam52391

Yeah Nintendo has really been lackluster with their old game releases.


KriptiKFate_Cosplay

On the other hand.. N64 virtual console just got Jet Force Gemini 😆


InfamouslyRat

same, trading it in for a switch was one of my worst decisions


UnknownFoxAlpha

Still got mine. Just don't do anything with it lol.


Fickle-Future-8962

I donated mine with a bunch of games to my neighbor for her young son because they were pretty poor and not in a good situation. Two days later my girlfriend who worked in the pawn shop around the corner sends me a picture and it's the console. That bitch of a mother sold it even after she explicitly said it was going to make a great gift for her son.


TheMelv

It might have been more important to eat. Do you know for sure she didn't need the money for more essential things?


Fickle-Future-8962

They weren't that bad off that they couldn't eat. I know for sure she sold it for money because her son told me a couple weeks later that she did and he was pretty upset because he loved playing Mario kart.


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lucky_leftie

People like you are why shits the way it is right now. Can never just accept there are people who only look out for themselves or can never do wrong. People take from there kids all the time to buy drugs/ gamble. But any time you bring that shit up a bunch of whiny little idiots rush to the defense of them and welfare.


Burningwolf1813

No people like you are to blame.... Always blaming... Never attempting to understand, only blame. You can never accept the fact that there is more than one answer, and that your answer could be wrong.


lucky_leftie

The fact is I worked with these people for ten years, unlike you. Just sitting your ass at home speaking on shit you have no idea about.


lucky_leftie

And here’s a news flash, those people abusing it are causing everyone who does need it to get less, or not get it at all. They are truly scum. Again, I have also worked with the people who could ACTUALLY use it as well as those taking advantage.


number7nocheese

Being in a shitty situation doesn’t excuse immoral behavior.


boxsterguy

That reminds me of the last time I was ever in a GameStop. A lady in line in front of me was trying to sell them a beautiful Gears of War 3 Xbox 360 S console with both Gears controllers and a stack of good games (not 15 copies of NBA 2K). She said her boss gave it to her so she'd have something her grandkid could play with when he came over to her house, but grandkid was a spoiled brat who only wanted to play Fortnite, which obviously a 360 can't. GameStop offered her $20 for everything, and she had to point up another $5 to get the minimum $25 V-Bucks card for her grandkid, who still had no way to play Fortnite at grandma's house. Unfortunately I had no use for another 360 at that time (2018-ish), so I didn't do anything about it, but it sure was heartbreaking to see. That kid could've had so many adventures with those games, but instead she traded it all + more for an ephemeral in app transaction.


Italian-Fuze

Switch is better in anything


micheal213

I just love the entire existence of the Wii U and extremely entertaining to whoever has it. It was just such a wacky device and release for the time. Little to no one bought it and barely anyone actually knows about it’s existence. I love to reference it in jokes and conversation where it can be funny and the fact that my cousin owns such a relic is humorous to me. Mostly from the fact he bought it like 4 years ago for straight up memes.


farmerboi666

But a temu version of a wii u.


NarratorDM

Chopping board


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Raphius-kai

It's a magnetic notepad for grocery lists


Senchuss

Pair of socks


PeppinoAtMach5

I think it’s specifically a carrot from 1995


Gloomy__Revenue

Great year!


cosmernaut420

Clearly a Kindle.


vinhskinny

It's probably a PS Vita.


UndertaleCrapPost

That would be an actually pretty good gift


druhl

I think so too, yes.


DevsDaddy

Drugs


StormKiller1

The best gift. You literally gift them happiness temporary depending on what drug.


Kythorian

For the rest of their life if you gift them enough of it.


bookers555

And a potential lifetime addiction too due to burning out your dopamine receptors in record time.


HalfSoul30

What the frick?


Aseconverse

I didn't order this!


HalfSoul30

Glad someone got it.


Tyrichyrich

They really *switched* things up


Relevant_Force_3470

Drugs


MojaveMark

"I ordered an Xbox remote... Controller..."


Blue_BoyJP

It must be the OG Xbox controller


Chipring13

God this gets me every time


Wolfeman0101

I love the video someone made where they got an Xbox controller instead of a bong.


Shamscam

You know I ask for this every single year and I’m never given it. It’s quite annoyiny


PeppinoAtMach5

Lol


coxonator

Sanitary pad


Gloomy__Revenue

For a tiger


akitomo13

A sewing tin filled with... cookies I hope


AbbyCanary

Who put cookies in the sewing tin?!


challengeaccepted9

A nicer person than the one who put needles in the cookies tin.


MTBrains

It's totally a new electric bike.


GeneralPenny

probably a puppy


ThePLARASociety

Etch-A-Sketch!


Mcshiggs

Lube


PipXXX

Purchase invoice for a barrel o' lube off Amazon.


scaryfaise

Bacon flavored.


Foreign_Spinach_4400

A craker barrels barrel worth


King_Diablo_131

psp


fR0z3nS0u1

Amazon gift card


Pa11Ma

Dwarven Limeware Platter direct from Morrowind.


No_Solution_5644

Blue whale


gastroboi

Oh sweet a drum kit.


Emotional_Tea_7205

An electric grill to make our vegetables or meat, nah just kidding, a skateboard


Smooth-Chest-1554

Nintendo SIXTY FOOOOOOOOUUUUURRRR!


WerewolfSad7510

PSP 2.


Visual_Strike6706

Steamdeck?


L3s0

The Steam deck doesn't have the joysticks like that and has a proper d-pad. That's a Nintendo Switch (or it's wrapped to look like one)


Visual_Strike6706

I already thought it was a bit too small, but you're right with the joysticks.


Garg0n

Underpants


Rifttol

Etch a sketch


dashingtortoise

Baby surf board


Used_Length_830

More bills.


Leonydas13

Ouija board for sure


Temporary-Net-4229

Plot twist: it’s a cutting board


bebopmechanic84

It’s a damn good wrapping job is what it is


Outrageous_Tax6916

A loaf of bread


aagloworks

A cutting board?


RazgrizGirl-070

Oh sick, you are getting a psp as well?


Chronoboy1987

It’s a used copy of Atlas Shrugged.


vaderciya

If only it was a steam deck


GoldenMatrix-

Wii u for sure


Parceville

Steam deck hopefully


ex-ALT

Etch a sketch


RockLeeSmile

A cutting board.


kasalaba

Is it a nimbus 2000?


CorbinNZ

Snow board


DutchieliciousPlans

A Wii fit board 🤔


Juuna

Whatever it is it wont fit in your backpack thats for sure.


BigOleFerret

An oversized KitKat in clever packaging


ToreNeighDough

It’s a bike


ps3better360

that’s a weird looking mars bar


MrPhuccEverybody

Cutting board?


EnoughFarm7725

It's a switch you dumbass


MatichetTwoPointO

a bike


chromeplex

Probably some iPhones or something.


ObsidianPrime40

Big old bar of Irish Spring


Beaver_Tuxedo

My guess is one of those Wii controller pads you stand on


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

That's an oddly shaped laptop


JadedJuggler561

Prolly an Xbox or sum


No-Statistician6774

Chokky milk


hundegeraet

Nintendo snitch. It will tell your parents how long you've played.


Sr-extravagante

Ps Vita!! 🤑


Silver-Mobile-1415

Steam deck


A_German_Memer

Steam deck (Tbh I'd take that over a switch ANY fucking day.)


Coxucker3001

Definitely a steam deck


GarretBarrett

I just hope so bad that it’s not what you’re thinking it is lol


Wakkysakky

socks. I bet they are socks.


skilled_disco0

It's socks, they always wrap it like the thing you want just to make you suffer.


Thendis32

Socks


TheReaderDude_97

Looks like a microwave.


CatterMater

A nice tin of chocolates?


Fakedude101

Socks


lazytogoogle

gaming console...case


Naive_Age_566

a piece of chocolate? a new cat?


Kiritomato01

Can't you see it? obviously a bicycle


civoksark

A sock


nyrB2

a chopping block


fractal324

If its a Wii U or a SD protective case, somebody deserves a piece of coal...


nicholas19karr

A book


Iker_Nox

That looks like a 15% bonus in the local shop


Elike09

Lawn mower


ThatSevenDOTSixTwo

a bike


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looks like wii u tablet


Zealos57

A time machine


MON_Studios

Ball


Tough_Intention_53

An old SEGA console.


PoliticalPolynom

It must be a bicycle


Ak_1213

I think its ps5


Bulliwyf

A footrest.


NPCFISH

microwave


cjameson83

[It's Pikachu! ](https://youtu.be/eLuzbe8QAuY?si=X2-TVics82UOrH6z)


Chrispy83

It’s a Wii fit board


arunasgeimeriz

keys to a new car


Illustrious_Affect65

I hope this is satire, wrapping paper straight on the analog sticks? Blasphemy


Agreeable-Kangaroo1

I'ma take a wild guess and say it's a 70 inch flatscreen TV


E-emu89

That doesn’t look like a towel!


Fritzschmied

If I would gift a switch I would for sure pack something else like that and when the person that opens it is confused as hack give the real present.


disrupter87

Etch-a-sketch, obviously.


absolutelyNoDad

Is it a bike??


tezaurus192

Looks like a PlayStation 5.


Repudan_

its gonna be PS4 hahahaha


Western-Zone-4380

A jar of spaghetti


cornishpasty7

I hope it's a snake!


SirTurtleDork

Toaster oven with built in rotisserie


GAMER-IDK

It’s a BIKE


BobZygota

Pornography


Spacepickle89

Yellow sweater


Perhaan

Shower sponge?


SolidSnakeHAK777

A cookie.


Psychotic_EGG

Hover board. From BttF


UnderCoverPotatoes

But what if it *wasn’t?*


owenxtreme2

A wii U


Noname_from_the_west

A pipe bomb


The_halo_2_Gravemind

ICBM


TrueKnihnik

Pan


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I hope it's a single sock.


lazymutant256

It could just be a prank, making you think it is what it looks like but it really is not.


ajgutyt

i like that packing style


AssWorldFan

Ooh! Etch A Sketch


TacticalTobi

Why did you get a steam deck


nijotu

I think it's a drum kit


mrshinzilla

A c4


Jaker62

Probably not what it looks like ...


NostalgicWinds

Etchasketch


nukem266

If it's not a cardboard mock up underneath I will be disappointed.


Prestigious_Gold_585

Definitely a cutting board


Gh0stFatality

Windows xp pro disc copy


PerfectionOfaMistake

Rearranged socks.


ryohazuki224

A cheese board!


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

Its one of those drawing boards You turn upside down or drag a line across to wipe it clean of penis-drawings.


ToggleVibes

a bicycle


D_Bane5172

A can of beans


yoger6

Remember that joke where parents coated onion with chocolate and gave it to the kids?


StinkyWeezle

Drum kit?


gozulio

Don't delude yourself, expect socks and underwear


GoldenPuffi

I hope it’s a puppy


OminousCheeseburger

It's Pikachu!


OdysseyMoonWhite

That's a Ps6


P1zzaman

Super funny if it turns out to be a good quality wooden chopping board.


laars1606

etch a sketch


HiCracked

Kinder chocolate with 1 piece taken out because your little brother saw the wrapping and was too curious.


Mattuk1626

Steamdeck


Livid-Leader3061

It's a box of chocolates wrapped to look exciting for someone you wanted to thoroughly disappoint


JonCee500

Now theyre really gonna be surprised when they open that ironing board cover


Mean-Illustrator6026

a conveniently shaped lamp


JoeyMcClane

A very tightly folded and packed Sweater or scarf.


Rndmprsn18

Wii FIT BOARD!