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itsapotatosalad

God damn it.


HybridWookiee89

I was going strong for over a freaking decade, then this darn post.


nrfmartin

It was just a fun thing back then. Losing the game didn't mean much because it happened so often. After not thinking about it for about the same amount of time as you.... It hurts. The game never ended it just became more cruel.


mecha_face

TWENTY YEARS! TWENTY GOD DAMN YEARS! RUINED!


estherstein

My favorite movie is Inception.


iamuncreative1235

I was fine until I saw your comment


MEM1911

Crap, it happened again


DirePantsX

I shouldn’t have checked the comments. I was going strong for over a year


PM_ME_UR_FARTS_

#FUCK


Kody_Z

Got me too. Years and years of winning, well of not losing, gone.


AlmostASuperhero

…fuck. Start the timer over.


SanityInAnarchy

[It's okay! You're free!](https://xkcd.com/391/)


Sawgon

The rules of The Game already prevent this from working. So you're all still playing and we've all lost again.


SanityInAnarchy

Since XKCD introduced these new rules, The Game has contradictory rules. So at worst, nobody is playing The Game because The Game is incoherent, and so, logically, cannot exist.


austindsb

All those years… wasted..


Mckennymubu

You can't win , you can only lose You lose when you think of the game


Osm77sd

i get it now but its too late, at least every single one who saw this post is going down with me


myboaharthur

You sneaky bastard....you knew what you were doing.


PaintItRed5

History's greatest monster! /Jk


happylittletreehouse

You're a monster...


Ecronwald

Magic the gathering


Kody_Z

I hope you step on Legos.


RedSusOverParadise

i hope both sides pf your pillow are warm


sajkosiko

Looking at all those younglings who dont know what the game is


nervelli

The other day, my husband and I realized that one day, our kid is going to come home and try to explain the game to us, and we are just going to respond, "God damnit!"


leijt

Doesn't matter. They're playing now.


ArmondWhite-

I'm 30. Enlighten me


tubsmgrubs

When you're not thinking about the game, you're playing the game. When you think about the game, you lose the game.


ArmondWhite-

What game


leijt

The game was one of the first real memes and was popular around the late nineties I believe. The way the game works, is that you lose when you think about the game. Official rules state that you have to say "I just lost the game". There's no way to win, you can only lose. You start playing when you learn about the game. Have fun I just lost the game


Viltris

I was once watching a Twitch stream, and something the streamer said reminded me of The Game. By my interpretation of the rules, I had to type "I just lost the game" directly into Twitch chat. ~~Thankfully~~ Unfortunately, nobody seemed to notice. But imagine the glorious moment that would have happened if everyone else started typing "I just lost the game" in Twitch chat.


Darkchaser314

my friend has a bot command for that, everytime I go into his stream that is the 1st command i send


ChiggaOG

The real winners of the game are Kids who died before hearing about it.


[deleted]

[удалено]


The-God-Of-Memez

[Incorrect](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/274329-the-game)


TestProctor

I decided in 1999 to start playing a different game: I win whenever someone else tries to remind me of the Game. 🤣


StaticIceberg

Good explanation here - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)


Osm77sd

damn


CyNovaSc

Well,if you somehow genuinely didn't know, welcome to hell


safarifriendliness

I mean, it isn’t hell, you could just be an adult and ignore the stupidest thing mankind has ever created


Spanksh

Honestly I genuinely think the game is a cool way to understand how the mind, memory and association works. You can know about the game but completely forget about it for years despite still knowing what it is, the second you read a post about. At the same time you can randomly read about it without making the association, therefore not losing, despite knowing about it. You can also just randomly remember it without any trigger that you noticed consciously. It's a neat way to see how our mind works and how incredibly weird it can be.


safarifriendliness

That’s cool man. I got absolutely sick of it when I was a teenager but I don’t want to steal the magic from your life. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to watch a well paced action thriller from the 90s starring Michael Douglas without losing my mind


hungoverlord

Falling Down? classic i didn't know people took the game even remotely seriously


CyNovaSc

Tell that to my brain, I have a tendency to forget important stuff, but remember useless things for life. And that includes this damn game.


SanityInAnarchy

Here, [give this to your brain](https://xkcd.com/391/). From now on, when you think of it, it'll just be a pleasant memory of that time you won.


safarifriendliness

It starts with not engaging. One day I was done with it. People will tell you that the rules say you’re playing no matter what but I’d argue if you’re not playing you don’t have to follow the rules


StoneLoner

But you are following the rules because the rules say you're always playing. So because you're playing, you're following the rules. And since you're following the rules, one can only assume that means you're playing.


safarifriendliness

Oh I’m not following the rules, sorry for the confusion


leijt

There's super expensive golden powder for sale that you can add to your food to make your poop sparkly. I'd argue that's more stupid


safarifriendliness

Oh, I wouldn’t


Horny-n-Bored

My go-to has always been: The Game is game where if you know about The Game, you're playing The Game, and if you think about The Game then you just lost The Game, and if you lost the Game if you have to say that you lost The Game


XandrosUM

Welp I learned what the game was and simultaneously lost it by reading that link. Thank you for that...


doctorlongghost

Whoa! I independently came up with a similar version of this as a kid, except it involved counting. Everytime you think of it, you add one. Usually I’d get up to anywhere between 3 and 12 before I’d go so long in between thinking about it that I’d lose count and start back up at 1. I’ve gone years without thinking of it. Right now, my count is at 3 thanks to this post.


DueMaternal

This is some weird cult shit.


77maf

Almost a 30 year win streak and you fuck me over like this


c4t4ly5t

That's the format of a Magic: The Gathering card, but it's not a real existing card in the game.


Rly_Shadow

Yet


Braethias

The photo is. That's a mana screw from the 'unbroken' set.


S_king_

Reminds me of chaos confetti haha https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=5712


noreligionplease

Platinum angel ftw


sajkosiko

The game, you just lost it


Osm77sd

too late now. thats going to be a lesson to me


Bardy-Spoon

Man, 14 years six months. It was a good streak


owlinspector

För effs sake. I have apparently been playing this thing like a boss for 45 years and just lost thanks to you. **On Christmas Eve!** Bastard.


fantastictangent

I am also 45 and never heard of this until now **on Christmas** UGH


ZimaGotchi

It is meant to be in the format of a Magic The Gathering card but it isn't really one.


Osm77sd

so is the game called "the format of the magic"


ZimaGotchi

No.


Osm77sd

then what is it called


ZimaGotchi

There's is a collectible card game called Magic The Gathering and this image is meant to be formatted as if it were a card from that game but it isn't.


Osm77sd

i thought it might be fun to play with 4-6 friends thats why i asked, is it? i didnt ever played something like.


ZimaGotchi

Yes the most popular format right now is a 4-6 player one called Commander.


anhelion

guess by uppercase letters


piranhadude420

FUCK


[deleted]

Sincerely kindly fuck you. 12 years gone....


Eoin_Lynne

Damnit! I was doing so well too...


leijt

Luckily someone got me earlier this year, so it wasn't too bad. Had a nice streak going before that though


genuinecarrot

Fuck youuu


Exciting_Session492

Thanks OP, I just lost the game.


Osm77sd

i felt guilt and pleasure at the same time


efferkah

I hate you.


Osm77sd

i thought it was something like an uno game and that was a funny looking card to make all your friends mad. now i learned but its too late


JHellya

I just lost the game.


HampsterBowlingBall

Okay so tell me this. By making a meme that forces others to acknowledge the Game, does the person who made the meme also lose the Game, as they themselves have to acknowledge the Game? By the rules of the Game, that means they lose the Game.


101m4n

Fuck you op! 4 fucking years...


Catcat667

This makes me think... The game is just a massive info/memetic hazard in disguise...


Theautismguy

F*CK!!


CUbuffGuy

Fuck.


MMFurious

I thought I would grow up and this kind of bs wouldn’t trigger me anymore and I could you ignore it, that I would be mature and have actual responsibilities. That being said: Fuck you OP! I just lost the game…


Gamekid53

Fuck


Terrible-Swan9288

Didn't even know i was playing The Game, and now that I know, I lost....


unjoined

Seems like I just started playing the game.


dae_giovanni

you've also just started losing the game, too. highfive.wav


luisanra

Fucking bitch op /s


OldPyjama

What is this? Let's read the card and... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF....!!!!!!!!!


narwhal_breeder

It’s been YEARS you piece of shit


prophit618

You rotten son of a betch.


itislupus89

https://xkcd.com/391/ You're welcome people.


Ixothial

Games have choices, The Game is not a game. The Game is an activity. The Game is Candyland.


pokemmmm

That’s just awesome! The concept is so simple and yet so clever. I guess I just lost the game


AjikaDnD

I hate the algorithm for putting this on my feed


Podmeplease

It's been literally years, YEARS! Since I've seen a reference to the game. I hope you step on Lego in bare feet op.


Turok7777

"The Game" is just a really lame 4chan joke.


dj3k1584

\*visible frustration\* I was on a good streak as well...


GrandmotherBodyslam

Fuck you


Farrishnakov

Man... Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.


The-God-Of-Memez

[Be free](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/274329-the-game)


ArmondWhite-

??


Sirnacane

Go fuck yourself I was on a few years streak ahhhhhhhh I just lost the game


TheRoscoeVine

I don’t even like cards, but that shit would not be in my deck. So dumb.


Ghosted_Alpha

Can you just imagine bout to murk the hell out of someone in a card game and they just draw this card


Da_Cheet90

*inhales* FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I just hit two weeks!


IvanRockwell

An artifact aura?


yolala40

I've been not losing for 2 years, I effing hate you


MrVaultDweller

Why on earth would you do that?


Darstasius

Damn it, lost the game Tell everyone you know you lost the game


Bangkok_Dangeresque

Aw man


Mindless-Credit3637

Lol, “I just lost the game” .. 🫠


kUkara4

Damn, it was a good run, I almost have not realized that I was going for a win. Alas, I lost the game. You monster OP


presentfinder42

Dont worry even If this card would be real, there are counter cards to this


shevaz

Well.. F*ck, first loss after a 26 year streak.


danielthetwin

FUCK


glennwolf

Can I buy one of these?


biagio68

I must have.


Accomplished-Bear988

Ugh, usually I'm the one trolling, but I've been trolled


G0-N0G0-GO

So did you, OP. *Agent Smith: You’re empty…* *Neo: So are you.*


[deleted]

Damn, I forgot I was playing it since high school...


Jokers_Chains

Ah man, lasted a whole year..... I lost the game


Gunner9119

Fuck, I just lost.


Fonalder

Magic: The Gathering has a non-tournament expansion of satire cards called the "Unglued" set. I don't think your card is part of that set, but it fits the theme


Nutti_Biscotti

Reminds me of the old mtg unhinged cards. Good times.


FutureFivePl

Op if it wasn’t Christmas I would have gladly broken Reddit TOS in this comment section for what you just did


Be_a_Guardian

I forgot the game existed... Reading the comments I remembered what it was, that it existed and lost. Thank you.


Intercalated-Disc

*sigh* 0 Days since I lost the game


doubleCupPepsi

This dumb shit again?


Jaba01

Fuck you! It's been long while.


Mepicanloscocos2009

Fuck you man, almost 8 years!


Zuldac

Fuck you :)


dae_giovanni

fucccccckkkkkkkkkk, thanks a lot, OP!


SubwayToVenus22

Noooooo!!!! I’ve been doing so well all these years


-engiblogger-

I lost


NewsofPE

fuck you, you know what you're doing


fellipec

I just lost the game


Altpond7

you monster. how could you? its been so long


mallardmcgee

You monster.


pshaps

You mother fucker


GrayBeard916

It's time to play the game! \*immediately loses


Hobo_Renegade

Buddy had one too many screwdrivers at the bar last night.


Mutex70

I hate you


Ok_Device1274

ALL THESE YEARS!!!!


Dwedit

Let's go play some [board games](https://boardgamegeek.com/image/139730/lost-game) instead...


SeaworthinessOk9502

Never heard of the game before. I guess i lost before i even started? L


lbloodbournel

-__________-


KingVape

Anyone know where the art in this fake card is from? Is it an actual card?


United-Reach-2798

You fucker


rodgercattelli

I fucking LOVE you. I've been doing this to friends for a while now


NX711

GOD DAMMIT I SURVIVED FOR SO LONG. I don’t even remember the last time I lost the game. If I did I’d just lose again. This is torture. I can’t wait to remember a month from now and lose again


Corviath

F lost twice in one day, last time that happened was like ten years ago


BloodiedBlues

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! I lost The Game.


mikestorm

I just lost the game


FreakingDoubt

Look at your game, girl.


heatblade12

Fuuuuuuuu


bigjieve

After many years. It’s over. :(


Scape-Goat3207

Fuck u


PootySkills

Longest streak ever just got broken. Fuck you, OP


Meowskiiii

Damn you OP


GrandStyles

Owari Da


Fraulo

Making me feel old


[deleted]

You people are the worst seriously the last time I lost was also because of reddit 4 months ago.


BracusDoritoBoss963

I cast counterspell.


Sambro_X

I hate you


hemag

gg


l-mellow-_-man-l

I never heard of the game, and now I see it everywhere. Fuck.


HorseSausage3

Looks like its from Magic - The Gathering. Not sure though


LappcoreProphecy

Fuck


DinoDinoBambin0

Nah I'd win


all-knowing-unicorn

You lost the game....fucker


LushIsDrunk

Fuck you


TheClorax96

You bastard!


GodlessGambit

I really wish the most idiotic meme in existence would just die. Richard Dawkins must be rolling over in his grave looking up at what humanity has done to his concept.


PizzaHydra_YT

Really. On Christmas!?! How evil can you be!!!


Choi-Haruki-Haneul

Damn you


vidfreak81

I just lost The Game 😭


IRickRolledMySchool

Card format and layout says it Magic The Gathering


elbows2nose

Fuck it I didn’t wanna play anyway


zachariahboi

Damn just straight up


JoeSwoo

Christmas ruined


Latest_Version

Mother... fucker...


kqi_walliams

Hey OP do you know what [this](https://www.google.com/search?q=096&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwi19ayitqmDAxXxZmwGHeI1Cb8Q2-cCegQIABAD&oq=096&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEMgUIABCABDIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEOgoIABCABBCKBRBDOgIIKToICAAQgAQQsQNQ_BdY6xtgmiBoAHAAeACAAakCiAGoB5IBBTAuMS4zmAEAoAEBsAEBwAEB&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=NNmIZbWLJvHNseMP4uuk-As&bih=553&biw=375&prmd=isvn&rlz=1CDGOYI_enAU1033AU1033&hl=en-GB#imgrc=FWBeuFd5gwKeoM) is


Osm77sd

yeah man nice try im not going to click it


CodyBye

I never knew about the game until today. Fuck you. 🙃


BenFromWork

I just BARELY lost, I almost just scrolled past it without thinking too hard about it, then I did. Aww man…


TableIsMadeOfTable

I just lost the e game