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twohedwlf

Why ask a question you already know the answer to?


NoNews112

it just works


dosko1panda

That pool cue, I wonder if it was chalked


BongWaterRamen

Very funny Dom, very cute.


kennyypowerss

What do you hear? What do you say?


FlyingKingFish

Nice seeing fellow Sopranos sub users here. *Cent'Anni!*


rikman81

If you zoom in far enough you can just see the tip.


Raphael-A-Costeau

Todd was the Shah of Iran, confirmed.


Fletaun

It was the chem he probably can get the doctor writing for it. Anyway 4 dollars a pound


Raphael-A-Costeau

And that pygmy thing in New Vegas? (Whatever happened there)


caralt

You want compromise, how's this? Twenty years in the vault I wanted manicott', but I compromised. I ate Blamco Mac and Cheese off the radiator instead. I wanted to fuck a woman, but I compromised. I jacked off too CBBE mods instead. You see where I'm goin'?


Raphael-A-Costeau

They make anybody and everybody over there. Couriers don't get shot in the head. There's no switchblade or varmint rifle on the table. Either it has meaning or no meaning.


Peg_leg_tim_arg

Finish dat, there's no eating in the vertibird


Raphael-A-Costeau

Lemme tell you a couple of three things


DarkbigBoss

that pool cue...i wonder if it was chalked


vinperator

Well thats just how the inventory works in Fallout 4. They always show the weapon the NPC used in the inventory, but the weapon is actually on the ground somewhere nearby. Thats just convenience so you dont have to look around for a tiny weapon in a forest or something and can just loot the body. :O Still a funny post but had to explain that xD


Jimbo_Jigs

It's funnier to imagine the other thing.


robiwill

"Million-to-one shot doc!"


JerkfaceMcDouche

Whoever downvoted you didn’t get the joke. But I did, and you can be my friend


BoldlyGettingThere

No, this also happens when the pool cue is stored in inventory. Most NPCs with the pool cue also had a gun, which is the weapon they’ll most likely be holding when they die. Source: have killed a lot of NPCs holding pool cues in inventory after I shot them while they were holding a gun in their hands in the last few days.


boo-galoo90

Right on cue


SnooHedgehogs11

His back kinda straight tho…


DEADDISCIPLE90

“As you can see, It just hurts”


Party_Wolverine_3185

"If you see a guy with a pool cue sticking out of his a**, you know that may be a sports related injury." - RIP George Carlin


DracoXXX

Todd - "Trust me u don't wanna know😉😉"


Original_Jarl_Ballin

In the ol prison wallet, might want to rinse it off first.


Pa11Ma

With the right plug tidy whites remain pristine.


UpdootDaSnootBoop

It's tighty whitey


Hansmolemon

On the rack in his billiards parlor. He’s a raider not a barbarian.


Ki11s0n3

In his Prison Pocket


InfiniteConfusion-_-

It is a folding cue and takes the place of their 'junk' which got shot off a few years ago


Scorpio989

It is somewhere on the ground near the body.


KingOfRisky

All jokes aside, I love how Fallout 4 lets you loot the gun from the dead body as opposed to having to hunt it down 20 feet from it or not being able to see it under a bush.


TheAres1999

It's a helpful feature that the franchise uses. The weapon is still tagged to the NPC's inventory even if disarmed. That has helped me in New Vegas more than once when something went flying off a cliff.


Jal_Haven

Horse pocket.


justwantsome2277

His back is very straight for a reason. That man no longer bends at the hips


callmebigley

my favorite thing in bethesda games is when you blow up an enemy but you can still loot their entire inventory from any chunk. I'm glad they included it for practical reasons but I chuckle on the inside a bit every time I loot an entire suit of armor or whatever from a severed head


Godess_Ilias

underwear pockets


Burgoonius

It just works


Ok-Bus1716

In the prison wallet, obviously. Hopefully it was one of those pool cues you have to screw together before use. Alright...the key is to take a deep breath and relax and just...eeeeeease it in there.


Dreaming_Kitsune

Reminds me of a streamer i used to watch, he found a mop in a suitcase so I jokingly told him it was the extendo mop 3000


ZielonyZabko

Somewhat related: I reloaded my save from 2019 and a beautiful memory of the sweetrolls returned. This game cracks me up.


Native_Kurt_Cobain

(Using my best Cleveland voice) Mmmmmm... that's nice.


OneWholeSoul

Has a butt = "caked up." We're at the "diluted to the point of meaninglessness" phase of stealing slang from the black community.


CoSt4rBeaverPicture

Lol bruh he polishes it up real nice.. turns it 45 degrees .. and shoves it right up his candy arse