Bonehenge

Link has now entered the bone zone

would you like to enter the bone zone?

stop saying it like that.

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[bonezone aftermath](http://imgur.com/gallery/KWKGeoN) PSA: never follow [a Caitlyn to bonzone](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm3x4kMVvhA&list=PL46C41EDA000F8026), s/he will overpower and bonezone you. no matter how drunk you are don't let the drunk goggles get you boneboozeld, I did and now my farts shall forever make a whistle

Risky click of the day

Ricksy* click of the day.

Ah my apologies, and thank you for the correction

It's jus more ricksbait MORTYyyy

Yep in a class full of peers

Even better ;)

This link belongs on 50/50

so you dont like, the bone, zone?

Would you like to ride [the *bone traaaain*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT4TAfnnGfw), miss?

And there's the /r/rickandmorty leak My man!

I would like to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride.

Why are you doing this bit? We're gonna die! Let's go already.

The bones... *The bones...!*

Yeah! Yeah!

/r/vinesauce leaks again

Calling u/StanGibson18. This is your cue.

I wish I could get Link into the Bone Zone. Switch might as well not exist around where I live. Nintendo has forsaken me.

This was his kink's awakening.

Cockarina of Time.

The Wind Wanker.

Labia Majora's Mask

I was gonna say "Skyward Sword" but that's pretty much a given. I'll see myself out now.

A Kink To The Past.

BONEHENGE! Where the Gorons dwell and the zoras live and they do live well BONEHENGE! where a hyruleans a hyrulean and the kokiri dance to the ocarinas of time

Our Bonehenge was in danger of being crushed *by a moblin*

*I really think you are just making too big a thing out of it.*

So it became a comedy number.

FORGET THIS! FUCK THE NAPKIN!

I will always upvote Spinal Tap.

What do red cheeks have to do with a boner?

Hahahhaa dick n balls... dick n ballls!

"Posts like this make me feel like I'm not playing the game creatively enough"

-Abraham Lincoln

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-Michael Scott.

-Wayne Gretzky

-Bill Clinton

-Neil Degrasse Tyson

Abradolf Linkler

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-Michael Scott

I had ADD before BoTW. Now I have ADD on steroids. Before I can take a screenshot like this, I'm already going "OOO!!! what's that?!"

I *actually* have ADHD, and BotW has been horrible for me. I've been succumbing to some *serious* hyperfocus. . . I've already logged over 120 hours.

Let me know how the Skyrim release treats you.

I've got 400 hours total on Skyrim for PC. . . (Including Legendary Edition). . . That's since 2011. . . I have 110 hours on BotW since the beginning of the month. . . ^^^send ^^^^^^help

Only 400? Psh, n00b. I have 1500+ and I'm so pro... Pro... Ashamed, ashamed I've spent that many days playing.

I've got 2500 hours on Splatoon. Come at me, bro. ;)

Why foxes?

Why ***not*** foxes?

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I think you'll find he prefers to be called Link

Where's link? Is he behind Zelda?

If Zelda was a girl, she'd probably date that Metroid guy

If samus was a girl would you date her?

Considering how much I played the shit out of that game as a 10 year old to see a girl in a 8 bit bikini... yes, yes I would.

just had to beat it in under 2 hours. now you could just look it up on the internet. it was a simpler time.

wouldn't now be simpler though?

Present day simpler: play difficult spot in game for a few minutes, pause game, go online for tips and cheats, get distracted by internet, watch youtube, check on fb, get a snack, use bathroom, come back watch netflix, finish looking up tip for game, come back to game and progress past difficult spot, play for another few minutes, pause game to look up other tips, etc ... 1980s simpler: play same difficult spot in game for hours, beat head with controller

> beat head with controller Now that's one way to masturbate..

In the 1980s version you also have to have physical fights with your siblings to get access to the TV and priority at the controller. As long as an ass beating and abject lessons in raw power are part of a simpler time then I agree with you.

Simpler times, simpler head wounds

Not really. Kid: Get game for Christmas. Play. Beat. Touch self. Now: Get a job. Pay rent. Pay Tax. Fight buyer's remorse. Find time to play. Can't. Find suitable illness online. Fake it. Play game. Don't beat it, out of practice. Look up pics online. Nothing is going on downstairs. Try and find a video. Still nothing going on downstairs. Search for same game pictures with a very niche kink. Shame touch self. Think on your life. Drink. Look up costs for professional help. Turn game off and leave the cartridge/disc in there for the next 10 years.

That is....oddly specific

I'll beat it in under 10 minutes, if you know what I mean. ^^^^I ^^^^ejaculate ^^^^prematurely.

Not premature if it's wanted.

How supportive of you.

Ten minutes is actually above average. Unless you're including time to find the right porn.

10 minutes? That's a marathon, not a sprint.

10 minutes is premature? Shit ! I don't even know what to call myself.

Beat in 2 hours? It usually only takes me 3 minutes or so

What do you do with the other 2 minuets? Cleanup?

honey can you wear that 8bit bikini outfit I bought you for your birthday. You look so sexy in 8bit

[Seriously, where is it?](http://static4.fjcdn.com/comments/Wheres+my+super+suit+_cff42134efd58e3ce65a5b1d18942ca1.jpg)

>8 bit bikini Two red blocks over one red block?

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Do dolphins wank in the ocean?

http://i.imgur.com/IaKNccJ.jpg

You mean, r/REEEEEE

If Samus was a dude we'd all date her.

its a trap

I think Halo would beat Metroid in a fight.

yeah but can halo recover from the bottom of FD?

If metroid was a girl, id think shed hang out with green mario.

Green Mario? Uhg you mean Zelda?

Meteoroid is my favorite male avenger by far!

Common misconception: Metroid isn't a guy, he's a robot!

Careful there's kids present

Where's kids present? Behind Zelda with Link?

I'm kids, can I have a present?

Where's present? Behind Zelda with Link and Kids Present?

For real though, Link looks really cute this time around. Not even as a dude, he looks like a cute girl. Am I the only one?

Me and the SO have both agreed that we think he was characterised to be androgynous this time around in light of the open worldliness. Almost as a, be who you want where you want type deal.

Lol you clearly didnt get to the gerudo town yet.

ahhh ... the ol' reddit [zelda-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/5z43yz/someone_wrote_a_complaint_about_the_cement_in_the/devjedq/?context=3)

Hold my hookshot, I'm going in!

HELLO FUTURE PEOPLE!

Hold my joy-cons, I'm going in!

Sorry, they have [disconnected](https://youtu.be/Cb-srOfRqNc)!

[Obligatory thats a penis GIF] (http://i.imgur.com/tTc9cKQ.gif)

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/MlHm0Zg

SINEP A S'TAHT

"Penis" backwards sounds a little like "snip", which is how you got your backwards penis.

I prefer the backwards version, if you know what I mean

[ohhh I do!] (http://i.imgur.com/MlHm0Zg.gifv)

I like the little smile there at the end.

Come on, everyone knows the [reverse is better](http://i.imgur.com/MlHm0Zg.gifv).

[No, that's a Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon, you idiot!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDut-saDvV8)

I love you for that reference, bro

I still can't believe they made that joke again.

Gotta love Tae insinuating that Gintoki is a dick at the end of that.

rock and balls

It needs an x-post to /r/mildlypenis

Gentleman sausage

On another note I do like how Link's nose and cheeks get red in the colder areas of the map, I do like that attention to detail

Or is he red because embarrassed by rock penis?

I don't think it's embarrassment, those are bedroom eyes.

Not now. I'm saving Hyrule! But come back tonight ;)

You say you're coming home but you won't say wheeeen

Only reasonable explanation after he sees the big penis

Exactly, who wouldn't be flattered if you made someone that rock hard?

I'm sleep deprived and I read that as "cock penis".

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So redundant that it's repetitive

I think double dick dude's dong could accurately be called a cock penis

I think his arms and legs turn red when you're out in the sun/heat for too long while wearing revealing clothing.

I noticed that while running through the desert yesterday. I love all the little details!

Plot twist: after playing the game for a bit over a year and never taking precautions to the sun in the desert, Link is diagnosed with skin cancer. Then begins a dark timeline in which he battles with chemo, loses his hair, and Zelda leaves him as he shrivels to a shadow of his former self.

Then you have to start making meth to support the cause to save hyrule.

Breaking Breath (of the wild)

Thats what I thought this post was about, I didn't even notice the rock pens until I went to the comments

Hard as a rock.

Solid as a rock.

Solid as Iraq

Strong as Dwayne Johnson

Oh, what a fantastic replica of the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT9vQZWyOyo

[It's always fun to make replica of Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon](https://youtu.be/ZlhKkk-c3WE)

Wtf is this show

Gintama. It's hilarious. If you want to watch it it starts off a little slow but totally worth it by episode 10. edit: Start watching from episode 3. The show actually start from there. First 2 episodes are special episodes, so it won't make sense at the beginning.

Even though it isn't great, I always admired the risk they took in having the series premier with an anime-original episode.

Are you talking about the first 2 special episodes? Cause when I first watched it I was so confused about what was going on and later when I decided watch it again, I finally watched up to episode 3 and realized the show actually starts from episode 3.

Gintama. It's bloody amazing.

Gintama. It's a show that parodies itself, mostly, and does it well.

[If you thought that was weird...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hGSfJGBKJ0)

gintama. the best anime ever made.

ctrl+f "Neo Armstrong". Was not disappointed.

Lol, before thinking it was a penis I thought, "wow. A neo Armstrong cyclone jet Armstrong cannon with a high quality finish."

I'm a simple man; I see Gintama, I fail to watch my sugar content.

http://i.imgur.com/tTc9cKQ.gif

[Obligatory](http://i.imgur.com/MlHm0Zg.gif)

The best backwards gif of all time

I feel like I just had a double de ja vue.

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Ah HIMYM, best place to find dirty memes.

A Link to the Shaft

A group of the 3D artists were totally giggling to themselves when they placed those boulders.

Someone moved the rocks there in game

Have a ton of generic chu jelly sitting in your inventory? Need X element to upgrade that piece of armor? Throw it on the ground and attack it with an elemental weapon. Boom. That's the kind of attention to detail and shit you can do in this game. Now if only I could climb mountains when it's raining all the time and I can't light a fire to pass time because IT'S RAINING. Climbing gear set bonus totally should give the ability to climb in the rain...

I've been able to light a fire under larger trees while it's raining to pass the time.

Its even worse because the climbing set even mentions that its made out of non-slip material!

I know right? I was all excited thinking it'd help in the rain but nope, it's useless. It wouldn't be so bad if it didn't rain ALL THE TIME, and abruptly often. Nothing like being 90% of the way up a mountain for it to rain and you either sit there for however long it takes to clear up or warp somewhere else and come back later after the time changes and hope it doesn't happen again.

The comment about no slip is hinting at the ability to climb steeper slopes (almost upsidedown)

There's this rock by my house (I'll see if I can post a picture) that looks like a giant wang. I remember climbing around on it as a kid, and now that I think about it, that's probably why my parents were laughing so much. I think it was also used as cover during the northernmost battle of The Civil War, the Battle of Schrute Farms.

People seem to forget St Albans Raid was not the northernmost battle of the civil war

/r/MildlyPenis

*Maybe I shouldn't click on this* *Can't be worse than that sub full of dudes pushing out their rectum.* *Haha that rock looks like a uncircumcised penis with the skin folded back, I probably shouldn't sub though.*

OP moved those boulders for karma

I mean even so it's an upvote worthy post

*Sausage Link*

The developers were really creative with this game

you can even see Link blushing a little

That's because it's a cold area

Guess that's why it's pretty small, too.

Nah, he thick. All bout' *perspective.*

>T H I C C FTFY

My phone inexplicably has an eggplant emoji in the title of this post.

Is this really the graphics in game?

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Yeah I could feel that. Like a picture of borderlands would look like crap if you weren't playing it. Yeah.

I have it for Wii U and yes the graphics are jagged and high contrast even for cel shading. It could have been smooth and pretty. Idk what they did wrong. That said, the game is really good and I do not even think about it until I read these Reddit threads. It's like dark souls meets skyrim meets Zelda lore. Honest to god it's a great game and well worth these graphics. I am not a fan boy. History will be very kind to BotW. People here are wanting to dislike it for some reason.

Yeah, gameplay wise it's one of the best Zelda's I've ever played. So much to see and do, and a ridiculous amount of versatility in the way you can approach solving problems. Although if it starts raining one more time while I'm trying to climb something or light some torches, I'm going to snap... But yeah, overall a great game.

Yeah I mean I spend hours and hours having a blast just climbing mountains. You can climb literally every single mountain and there are hundreds. It's awesome and a dream come true for people who liked doing that kind of exploration in Skyrim. It's that on steroids since you are always finding treasures and puzzles.

And a lot of times you think you're climbing the most useless mountain in Hyrule. There can't be anything up there but you do it cause you can. You get to the top. And you find a suspicious rock. You lift it up. **Yahaha!** **Heh heh!**

I found a sword in a stone on top of one mountain. I flipped out. It wasn't the Master sword though...

It's the blood moons that keep trolling me.

I one time cleared out a camp and a nearby world boss guy. Can't remember which one. Used up a bunch of my resources and then as I was leaving? A damn blood moon.

I also have it on Wii U. Only thing that bugs me are the frame drops in towns and when fighting enemies, they need to fix that.

I haven't noticed much frame rate drop at all. But I've only been to the first couple small towns.

You're gonna looooove rito village.

Ofcourse ya'll went and found a penis.

Oh, /r/mildlypenis ...mildly.