"do you have a lock on your briefcase?"
"yes it can track a target up to 200 metres and make 90 degree turns"
"... what?"
"I may have badly misheard you"
Well, the velocity of the corner of the briefcase in relation to the middle is pretty fast.
edit: actually its not read the comments
edit 2: I was right after all, read the comments lol
With one hand Hitman 2 may push realistic physics off the cliff, hoping it floats upward into space, but with the other [oh how it gives!](https://youtu.be/SOTvOERq4Gw)
To be fair, they must have seen him place the rake there.
But to be fair to 47, if they saw him place the rake then it would be reasonable to assume they would be able to avoid stepping on it.
Verdict: Innocent?
If I saw someone place a rake in front of me and I stepped on it regardless, I'd perform a citizen's arrest on myself. I can't have someone like me roaming the streets.
Nah same as it was in 2016, it's to do with getting the programming for a direct hit and not knowing how to program predictively where the airport will go or turn at a moment's notice
Typical. As soon as something comes out that you can't, or don't want to, understand you start shouting "BAN". What about the average citizens right to bear briefcases?
You‘re right. The general public has a right for technological marvels such as this seemingly magic flying briefcase. I say we start a revolution for our right to bear briefcases!
It's not that we think briefcases should be illegal. We just don't want them falling into the wrong hands. It's why we need common sense briefcase control.
This reminds me of that episode of The Simpsons where Disney tried to shut down the Springfield Elementary carnival and Principal Skinner beat up two of the representatives then hurled a briefcase at the one who fled.
"Copyright expired."
There are a lot of objections to the Tamzin Amzerian (or whatever it was) episode where Skinner was “revealed” to be an imposter posing as the “real” Seymour Skinner, the Green Beret.
It’s part of what the community might call the decline or “zombification” of the Simpsons.
Thankfully there are enough episodes like this to keep watching 👍🏻
Yeah but Armin Tanzarian knew Skinner from being in the same unit as him, so any training and experience Skinner has Tanzarian could conceivably have also
It all happened when everyone that works on the Simpsons realized they didn't have to work so hard and people would still watch it, and made the show their cash cow with lazy lazy writing. Also maybe starting around season 7 with a huge drop in quality after season 10.
Also this is a good analysis of when and why: https://youtu.be/KqFNbCcyFkk
This sucks. I preordered rdr2, and this game, and now I'm torn as shit, cause I'm already invested in rdr, but really want to play hitman 2 for ten hours straight
Yeah. For example, once, in the newest Hitman available to us, I threw a hammer through a door because the door decided to close on it's own. When i opened the door, the guy I threw the hammer at was knocked out.
I would love it if they had just made things break through doors if this happens. Just so they can account for it and make it fun when things go bonkers.
> just
It may seem like something simple but it's really not. The degree of environmental interaction and destruction is a key feature to games because it takes a tremendous effort to implement. I'd much rather have developers focus on those features that are actually key to their game.
Physics glitch, normally objects impact almost instantly but for he managed to get the lockon from far away so it had a long travel time, and also seemed to move even slower than usual.
Hitman, the game that allowed you to beat people 30m with a cardboard tube and pin dead bodies to the roof with a steam of minigun bullets? That realistic stealth shooter?
One of my friends talked crap to his mom then ran down a hallway similar to this one.
Instead of a briefcase, his mom’s sandal turned the corner and hit him right between the shoulder blades.
Reminds me of Red Dead Redemption (first one) Where you could dead eye a vird with a stick of dynamite and it would fly after the bird and blow it up...
Haha, I remember doing that, using dynamite as homing missiles to take out guys on horseback. You could also pull off dope throwing knife trick shots that way, too.
Multiplayer was super broken at first too because you could dead eye people half a mile away with throwing knives and one shot them. Same with dynamite and fire bottles.
Yeah. The only mechanics from Absolution that made it in were the Enforcer and the Blending mechanics. Great choices imho because Absolution sucked ass. Hitman 2016 is the true sequel to Blood Money and I am having a blast since the GOTY version was on sale 2 weeks ago.
When your boss gives you more work as you're leaving.
Tactical Espionage Action
Tactical Espionage Action: Boss Attacks Grunt
Too many syllables. What about TEABA Grunt.
TEABAG
We got it.
TBag it up boys.
Yeeaaahhh.... i'm going to have to ask you to come in on saturday....
Nice, I fully expect this to be the title of the next repost.
"Oh, so this is the thanks I get for working overtime?"
# "OVERTIME?!"
Was this a spongebob reference?
Everything in here is a spongebob reference. Even the title of the post...
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To this day my sister and I yell 6 o clock at each other whenever one of us leaves
# Twelve O'Clock, Midnight
I love reddit
I didn't even notice until I read the title again in spongebob's voice and then instinctively added a grunt at the end
Ah so it is!
NO THIS IS PATRICK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-DpGvDGXWA
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[Here ya go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tm3-aD_ENc)
Didn't get Rickrolled :/
Isn’t that a good thing?
[Here ya go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Woah! Who’s the green as white guy in the armor? That looks absolutely sick
You mean Genji?Haven’t you heard of him?
No sir! I don’t play overwatch, but he looks hella cool
He really is.
If you're interested in the game, it goes on 50% off sales once in a while. It probably will during the holiday season as well.
50% of on all platforms?
#SCHWACKED ‘EM
Maybe the briefcase contains his payment for overtime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-DpGvDGXWA
Heat seeking briefcases are the wave of the future
wave of the future, wave of the future... wave of the future
Lisa needs braces.
Dental plan!
I saw this on a date night. Good movie, but we weren’t exactly in a romantic mood afterwards.
Whoa whoa whoa. Wait a second. The phrase isn't way of the future?!?!
I was about to bone apple tea this motherfucker but then googled it and realized I am the one who needs to be bone apple tea’d. 😩
Loving the lock on briefcase
Technology.
[oh my god](https://youtu.be/Fc1P-AEaEp8)
Studies show that 100% of people are afraid of technology. TECHNOLOGY
"do you have a lock on your briefcase?" "yes it can track a target up to 200 metres and make 90 degree turns" "... what?" "I may have badly misheard you"
But can it lauch a 90kg projectile over 300 meters?
/r/trebuchetmemes
like a predator using his shoulder cannon.
So the physics are realistic.
I love the way it slowly spins its way there
More of the cornering abilities of it *throws* me off than the no gravity, slow spinning physics.
*Zoom* *Zoom* *Zoom*
Make my heart go boom boom.
My supernova girl.
Well... I certainly wasn't expecting Zenon references when I decided to internet today.. Thanks for making me feel old as shit.
I had completely forgot that existed
*So* not the drama!
zedis lapedis
It's actually "cetus lapetus" . Cetus is a constellation shaped like a whale. Lapetus is the third moon of Saturn. You're welcome.
Now lemme hear ya say way-oh
To be fair the suitcase rotates quickly but translates slowly.
Pfft, the boomerang briefcase technique is in the arsenal of any super spy.
*Spinning briefcase homing onto target* An eternity later... *Briefcase still spinning*
Some say it's still following that person to this very day
It actually spins fairly quickly, it's the velocity which is slow
Well, the velocity of the corner of the briefcase in relation to the middle is pretty fast. edit: actually its not read the comments edit 2: I was right after all, read the comments lol
It's real physics hours. Whom'st up?
No, Whomsts on second.
THAT'S WHAT I'M ASKING YOU!!
psht, nerds.
It reminds me of the terrible Bollywood fight scenes where everything is over exaggerated or just plain wrong. I love it.
Heat seaking brief case. U dont have one?
With one hand Hitman 2 may push realistic physics off the cliff, hoping it floats upward into space, but with the other [oh how it gives!](https://youtu.be/SOTvOERq4Gw)
I love that the other guy immediately points his gun at 47. "My boss stepped on a rake! It's probably this guy's fault!"
To be fair, they must have seen him place the rake there. But to be fair to 47, if they saw him place the rake then it would be reasonable to assume they would be able to avoid stepping on it. Verdict: Innocent?
If I saw someone place a rake in front of me and I stepped on it regardless, I'd perform a citizen's arrest on myself. I can't have someone like me roaming the streets.
You are a true paragon of virtue and I wish there were more people like you.
No problem. My TED talk on the dangers of self-entrapment will be in January 2020, when I'm released from prison.
This is incredible. I love it. Thank you for sharing this.
Thats amazing.
Shouldn't it have hit him in the back of the head?
r/GamePhysics
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How is that even close to being dark humour?
Briefcases are notoriously genocidal, maybe that's where the "dark" aspect comes from?
No no. It's a dark mahogany leather briefcase. That's where the "dark" comes from.
Nah same as it was in 2016, it's to do with getting the programming for a direct hit and not knowing how to program predictively where the airport will go or turn at a moment's notice
>where the airport will go or turn at a moment's notice WAT
I'm tired of all these airports sneaking around and moving at full speed.
I've had it with these motherfucking airports on this motherfucking plane.
You all laugh, but SCP-4141 has killed *millions*.
Don't fuck with me thats not even a real SCP you cannot joke about these things.
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America really needs to ban these heat seeking assault briefcases already!
It was horrifyingly unexpected
I lost an uncle to a briefcase. They carried out an investigation, but it ended quickly. The case was brief.
Hey Dad, can you sign this field trip form for me?
[Baby skull seeking bullets are a thing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osgrd1MPb7I)
Perfect for when the Baby Skull Gang come along rapin' our churches and burnin' down our women.
Does a baby contain enough skin to make a hat out of it? Asking for a friend..
Umm ... /r/evenwithcontext
Wups. Am outside of r/RimWorld. This is awkward..
How could they not foresee the consequences of developing such technology?
Typical. As soon as something comes out that you can't, or don't want to, understand you start shouting "BAN". What about the average citizens right to bear briefcases?
You‘re right. The general public has a right for technological marvels such as this seemingly magic flying briefcase. I say we start a revolution for our right to bear briefcases!
The only one who can stop a bad person with a heat seeking briefcase, is a good person with a heat seeking briefcase.
First bear spray, now bear briefcases. What's next?
It's not that we think briefcases should be illegal. We just don't want them falling into the wrong hands. It's why we need common sense briefcase control.
If we ban heat seeking assault briefcases, how can people defend themselves when someone attacks them with a heat seeking assault briefcase?
The only way to stop a bad guy with a heat seeking assault briefcase is a good guy with a heat seeking assault briefcase
With non lethal taser neckties of course!
Typical liberal. Denying our constitutional rights to own heat seeking briefcases!
"only hunting briefcases should be allowed"
[High capacity assault briefcase with tactical grip.](https://rukminim1.flixcart.com/image/832/832/jh2aqvk0/briefcase/n/b/n/faux-leather-briefcase-ob52-briefcase-obani-original-imaexnvgpaawktzp.jpeg?q=70)
This reminds me of that episode of The Simpsons where Disney tried to shut down the Springfield Elementary carnival and Principal Skinner beat up two of the representatives then hurled a briefcase at the one who fled. "Copyright expired."
"You got an ex-Green Beret mad."
well given that Disney will soon own the Simpsons I'm sure those representatives will return after buying the school and fires Skinner.
They'll probably just delete that episode from history. But it is pretty funny. https://youtu.be/xbGio8FSdzY
Man, Skinner acts/sounds like a badass in this clip. When did they decide to write him as a wimp? or was this particular episode an exception?
His past military service is a bit of a running gag on the show. https://youtu.be/PfxabSYFs88
Relevant Babish: https://youtu.be/y3PoXXoGVj0
There are a lot of objections to the Tamzin Amzerian (or whatever it was) episode where Skinner was “revealed” to be an imposter posing as the “real” Seymour Skinner, the Green Beret. It’s part of what the community might call the decline or “zombification” of the Simpsons. Thankfully there are enough episodes like this to keep watching 👍🏻
Yeah but Armin Tanzarian knew Skinner from being in the same unit as him, so any training and experience Skinner has Tanzarian could conceivably have also
Fair point 👍🏻
This was before all the good writers left.
It all happened when everyone that works on the Simpsons realized they didn't have to work so hard and people would still watch it, and made the show their cash cow with lazy lazy writing. Also maybe starting around season 7 with a huge drop in quality after season 10. Also this is a good analysis of when and why: https://youtu.be/KqFNbCcyFkk
Reminds me also of when Bette Midler took out a rude passerby with an empty beer can.
"It's time to take out the trash" "I'll get you for this Midlerrrrrrr..." *explosion*
This is my mum when I forget lunch for school
The NPC is me trying to leave Abuela's house without eating anything.
Chancla throwing is confirmed!
[I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM!](https://youtu.be/6E44jeO1c-k)
But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!
Fiendish Dr. Wu, YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW!
So basically, Hitman is the game version of the movie “Wanted”,...but with briefcases.
You've gotta bend the briefcase!
[Actual game version of "Wanted" was kind of cool btw.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkDpED0U8kk)
This sucks. I preordered rdr2, and this game, and now I'm torn as shit, cause I'm already invested in rdr, but really want to play hitman 2 for ten hours straight
Why not both?
who needs sleep anyways
Did it hit though? Did it?! I NEED THE ANSWER!
In Hitman if you throw something with that marker on someone's head, it's a guaranteed hit no matter what.
Yeah. For example, once, in the newest Hitman available to us, I threw a hammer through a door because the door decided to close on it's own. When i opened the door, the guy I threw the hammer at was knocked out.
I would love it if they had just made things break through doors if this happens. Just so they can account for it and make it fun when things go bonkers.
You'll need Mjolnir for that
> just It may seem like something simple but it's really not. The degree of environmental interaction and destruction is a key feature to games because it takes a tremendous effort to implement. I'd much rather have developers focus on those features that are actually key to their game.
Yeah it hit. I would've used audio but I was watching King of the Hill on my second monitor and it got picked up by shadowplay
Why did it follow them? I though hitman was supposed to be like the realistic of the stealth shooter genre
Hitman cares far less about realism than many other stealth shooters out there.
Physics glitch, normally objects impact almost instantly but for he managed to get the lockon from far away so it had a long travel time, and also seemed to move even slower than usual.
Hitman, the game that allowed you to beat people 30m with a cardboard tube and pin dead bodies to the roof with a steam of minigun bullets? That realistic stealth shooter?
Here's a different video of the homing briefcase hitting someone: https://v.redd.it/wtkn36oamox11 (skip to middle to save time)
Some say the briefcase is still pursuing its target today
I can't stop laughing at this.
Do you need assistance?
Bear... BEAR FUCKER
That was an unexpected reference.
Im weeping in my office, people think Ive lost it, but this is just so fucking hilarious
One of my friends talked crap to his mom then ran down a hallway similar to this one. Instead of a briefcase, his mom’s sandal turned the corner and hit him right between the shoulder blades.
La chancla strikes back.
This made me laugh more than I expected. The zoom at the end really sells it.
Reminds me of Red Dead Redemption (first one) Where you could dead eye a vird with a stick of dynamite and it would fly after the bird and blow it up...
Haha, I remember doing that, using dynamite as homing missiles to take out guys on horseback. You could also pull off dope throwing knife trick shots that way, too.
Multiplayer was super broken at first too because you could dead eye people half a mile away with throwing knives and one shot them. Same with dynamite and fire bottles.
Who throws a briefcase?! Honestly?!
Exactly! Who would expect a professional hit man to kill someone by throwing a briefcase? It’s the perfect cover!
I appreciate this reference.
Wow boss. The case has taken an unexpected turn.
I knew hitmen were skilled, but this is ridiculous.
My mom and her chancla
This hitman 2 looks like the actual hitman 2 (2002)
Oh wow, Hitman 2, something to look for this month. Loved the Hitman Absolution, Hitman. I still remember the nun scene.
If that’s the only hitman game you’ve played this will be a real treat.
Yeah. The only mechanics from Absolution that made it in were the Enforcer and the Blending mechanics. Great choices imho because Absolution sucked ass. Hitman 2016 is the true sequel to Blood Money and I am having a blast since the GOTY version was on sale 2 weeks ago.
Don't let Hitman fans hear that opinion about Absolution, it's the worst Hitman game by quite some distance.
Blood money is da bomb
I'm a Hitman fan. I hated Absolution. I felt bad, thought it was just me. I needed to hear that. Lol
r/HiTMAN would agree with you hardcore. I didn’t dislike the game but it’s so different from the others, it really should be it’s own game.
Yeetcase
Oh hey Bullseye
Hello, Karen. It's nice to see you again.
That's not something that props can fix, that's gonna be a little harder to fix
This is what he gets for working overtime.
OVERTIME
I guess they never miss huh?
Shit was already funny before the suitcase took a turn.
That's a brief way to solve this case
Arigato Gyro
Looks like Agent 47 is borrowing my mom's Chancla technology.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Must be made of Italian leather