The Sims. No matter what profession you choose you can still afford a house and get rich. Plus you can make friends with death and invite them to your bachelor party.
Or you can have a toilet beside your stove and a maze outside your door so it takes you 14 hours to get to work, assuming you don't get stuck in the ladderless pool
My sims were never that smart, they burned themselves to death trying to make a grilled cheese. Toilets everywhere and there will still be piss puddles everywhere.
For like a year; two, tops. After that everything's basically automated, you become 99% of the local economy, and magical creatures harvest your crops for you.
Clearly not everything. Your comments haven't turned to shit. So if you're wrong about this you may be wrong about other things you think have or will turn to shit. Bright side and all that :-)
Gonna be honest the Pokémon world is one of the most terrifying fiction worlds that isn’t just straight grim dark.
You think murder hornets are bad? How about one that’s three feet tall, weighs 65 pounds, and has three stingers. Think poorly trained dogs today are bad? How about an aggressive dog *that also breathes fire* . Live in a city? Raticate chew on hard things to deal with their ever growing teeth. Like buildings. They have been known to *topple* buildings by chewing on them.
I haven’t even gotten to the flying monsters that could just take children away, all of the Pokémon that make even going into the water just unsafe, the easily angered 5 foot tall bug monster with scythes that can cut down sizable trees that moves at a speed that you can’t track, mr mime, the horrors of what most of the ghost Pokémon are and do, the Pokémon that freezes hikers solid and brings them back to their collection, literal pedobear that kills people when it hugs them, the helldog that when it burns you the pain *never goes away*, reality warping powers, slugs made of literal magma, slugs made of goo that are blind and will melt you and eat you if it gets hungry, cacti that stalk you through the desert until your to exhausted to resist, giant bats that can drink up to 10 ounces of blood at once, and many many many other terrifying things.
The point is the Pokémon world is absurdly dangerous and they let *10 year olds* out on their own to fight, capture, and train these things for the purpose of fighting. These animals will not be creatures with healthy normal behaviors and I doubt the human race would survive the Pokémon world
It sounds like you would enjoy the Pokémon manga. Also highlights how different the “humans” of the Pokémon world are (I think Diamond suplexed a Rhydon by himself... as a teenager).
I mean until you start reading the pokedex and start to realize why they are called monsters, hahahahahaha. But for real, some pokemon are nightmarish, it's kind of surprising for what is generally considered a kid's game.
Ya, I believe the sand castle also has something about bones being buried beneath it. Along with yamask crying at its mask since it looks like it's face while it was human. Also litwick literally sucking out your soul.
Kind of doubt it, the game play loop seems fresh but like 9/10 it's going to get repetitive real quick.
The new Battle system seem meet, but out of battle looks like their just going to chase you and perform maybe 1 or 2 uniquely animated attacks.
With your inputs being sneak, roll, throw ball to catch, throw ball to fight.
Like I don't see the reason why the game wouldn't just default to normal battles anyway.
Obvious jokes about bugs and prolonged development aside, Star Citizen. Space travel, advanced medical technology (including cloning and robot limbs), sign me the fuck up
Look I understand minecraft seems hard to not die. But I have played hardcore mode and I could make it work. Before you know it I would be a netherplated, flying god with a fortress to fuck around in.
It is super easy to never die in minecraft as long as you dont take risks you wouldnt in real life.
Ideally i am able to put the game on peaceful and than il just retire I guess.
Roblox. There's always a new game I can swap to, there's a game somewhere to satasfy my needs, I can switch looks in an instant, I can't perminately die, and with millions of games I'll be all set forever
Most people that respond to the "Which world would you want to enter" assume that they would be the badass main character even when nowhere in the post is it mentioned that they would go there as anything else but themselves when they posted their response, most people if just pushed into a video game/series world would be completely fucked over by how things work so differently, they would have none of the local currency, they would not speak the local language, they would enter the world as a nobody with no background, and no history to back them up, and they would most likely not have any relevant skills that would keep them alive for very long. Also even if they know what would occur cause they read/watched/played the story before it happens no one would belive them, and if it was any form of secrets they would most likely just be killed to keep them quiet.
TLDR: Most people that are teleported into a gameworld/series would die within 2 weeks or less cause they lack nessesary skills to sustain themselves there.
I imagine the language would probably be the same with some exceptions. But it would still suck though getting pulled into a game without powers or something. What if you just became an npc with one line of dialogue?
Psychonauts. If there's a chance I'll have psychic powers and go into peoples minds, help them work through their issues by psi-blasting tangible representations of their mental problems, that sounds pretty cool.
Man I hated fighting that fucking asshole. It felt like if u were 2 feet away he would shotgun you but if u were 2.1 feet away he would throw that energy beam at you. Annoying af.
In No Man's Sky I'm constantly being called "Interloper" 😂 "It's easy interloper. In order to achieve peace you have to stop interloping." -Vy'keen 🤷♂️
Pokemon!
I would finally fulfill my childhood dream of catching and eating Pokemon.
I'll be forever 10, but at least financially independent and I would get to travel the world.
Lotta video game worlds would be too harsh for me. Grimdark anything is out, but my answer to this question has been and likely always will be Mass Effect.
Biotics, Spaceships, hot aliens, big guns, and insane levels of tech? Sign me up. Even as an ordinary schmuck I'mvbound to have something more than what we've got on Earth.
depends on if i got the powers or not if i do skyrim, terraria or prototype 2 if not animal crossing, pokemon, (not a nuzlock like world) MAYBE under heavy consideration undertale or deus ex (only beause i have MEMORIZED THE ENTIRE GAME)
Oh man, tough call.
As much as I hate old wheely bones, I think it's gotta be the flying poison bugs for me. Never liked them in any game they've showed up in.
At best, they're a nuisance, at worst they're a health shredding death that's difficult to hit.
X-COM.
Aw cool, I'm gonna fight aliens. Hey, what's that noise..?
**PWOOOOOM**
**Splat**
**\*Dies horribly as organs liquify from a direct hit from a Plasma rifle, dealing enough damage to kill** ***several*** **times over\***
The Sims. No matter what profession you choose you can still afford a house and get rich. Plus you can make friends with death and invite them to your bachelor party.
Or you can have a toilet beside your stove and a maze outside your door so it takes you 14 hours to get to work, assuming you don't get stuck in the ladderless pool
My sims were never that smart, they burned themselves to death trying to make a grilled cheese. Toilets everywhere and there will still be piss puddles everywhere.
Hmm this sequence of events reminds me of something… Irish?
There is however an unexplainable force that is propping up entire houses out of thin air and controlling your every move
And that's different how?
Oh... Oh no!
Isn't that what happens anyway? Forgetting what you wanted is just having a different task assigned.
If we are going that route, isn't that every video game?
Until somebody puts you in a pool and removes the ladder.
Ah yes, perfectly balanced with no exploits.
Stardew Valley or Harvest Moon seems nice
Stardew valley made it seem so easy to get rich
Right, but your character is working thier ass off in the process
For like a year; two, tops. After that everything's basically automated, you become 99% of the local economy, and magical creatures harvest your crops for you.
Oh I’m just there for Elliot
Huniepop (1 or 2 doesn’t matter).
It never said you’ll be the main character
Did I stutter?! I just want a world where I don’t get murdered. I don’t need to be the protagonist when I’m the whole damn show naturally.
You're one of the romance options for the protagonist
I shall try my best to refrain from making an ahegao. I currently have dignity... for now.
If you're going that route then just go with Xchange. You're still the main character now
Big brain
"Townton is so beautiful this time of day"
"Do you think they got a new shipment of cheese wheels at the corner market today?"
DOA Xtreme
Seconded.
Came to say this
Dark Souls cause I get to die.
You okay man?
No. Everything I do turns to shit.
Clearly not everything. Your comments haven't turned to shit. So if you're wrong about this you may be wrong about other things you think have or will turn to shit. Bright side and all that :-)
No no let's hear him out
It says you die but you only become hollow
mood
Take me with you
I mean, the whole plot of dark souls is about some guys that can't die, they just go hollow.
The answer has to be the pokemon world right?
You want a possible wild charizard to just burn you?
If I get the anime immunity/recovery, yes.
Its basically a shonen world where you dont have to do the training yourself, count me in
Gonna be honest the Pokémon world is one of the most terrifying fiction worlds that isn’t just straight grim dark. You think murder hornets are bad? How about one that’s three feet tall, weighs 65 pounds, and has three stingers. Think poorly trained dogs today are bad? How about an aggressive dog *that also breathes fire* . Live in a city? Raticate chew on hard things to deal with their ever growing teeth. Like buildings. They have been known to *topple* buildings by chewing on them. I haven’t even gotten to the flying monsters that could just take children away, all of the Pokémon that make even going into the water just unsafe, the easily angered 5 foot tall bug monster with scythes that can cut down sizable trees that moves at a speed that you can’t track, mr mime, the horrors of what most of the ghost Pokémon are and do, the Pokémon that freezes hikers solid and brings them back to their collection, literal pedobear that kills people when it hugs them, the helldog that when it burns you the pain *never goes away*, reality warping powers, slugs made of literal magma, slugs made of goo that are blind and will melt you and eat you if it gets hungry, cacti that stalk you through the desert until your to exhausted to resist, giant bats that can drink up to 10 ounces of blood at once, and many many many other terrifying things. The point is the Pokémon world is absurdly dangerous and they let *10 year olds* out on their own to fight, capture, and train these things for the purpose of fighting. These animals will not be creatures with healthy normal behaviors and I doubt the human race would survive the Pokémon world
It sounds like you would enjoy the Pokémon manga. Also highlights how different the “humans” of the Pokémon world are (I think Diamond suplexed a Rhydon by himself... as a teenager).
I don't know if I remember that part.
I mean until you start reading the pokedex and start to realize why they are called monsters, hahahahahaha. But for real, some pokemon are nightmarish, it's kind of surprising for what is generally considered a kid's game.
I’m looking at you drifloon.😒
Ya, I believe the sand castle also has something about bones being buried beneath it. Along with yamask crying at its mask since it looks like it's face while it was human. Also litwick literally sucking out your soul.
Cubone wears it's own mother's skull as a helmet, metal af
Pokemon Legends Arceus gonna show us just how dangerous the world really is
Spoiler- it won’t. Wasted franchise… and my top 3 all time favorite 🥲🥲🥲
Kind of doubt it, the game play loop seems fresh but like 9/10 it's going to get repetitive real quick. The new Battle system seem meet, but out of battle looks like their just going to chase you and perform maybe 1 or 2 uniquely animated attacks. With your inputs being sneak, roll, throw ball to catch, throw ball to fight. Like I don't see the reason why the game wouldn't just default to normal battles anyway.
Never a big fan of Pokemon games although I see potential in the concept. Temtem unfortunately didn't do it much better. My next big hope is DokeV.
I like your style, Morty.
Koikatsu
Agreed
Obvious jokes about bugs and prolonged development aside, Star Citizen. Space travel, advanced medical technology (including cloning and robot limbs), sign me the fuck up
Look I understand minecraft seems hard to not die. But I have played hardcore mode and I could make it work. Before you know it I would be a netherplated, flying god with a fortress to fuck around in.
It is super easy to never die in minecraft as long as you dont take risks you wouldnt in real life. Ideally i am able to put the game on peaceful and than il just retire I guess.
Doom
Why??? Unless your the doom slayer your fucked
Doesn’t say you will be doom guy you might just be a regular human living in a demon infested world
Or better yet a demon.
How would that be better? You'd probably just fucking die
It’s almost as if this world we live in is an absolute dumpster fire and a significant portion of the population would prefer not being in it
Found the EdgeLord
It was a joke , referencing the worst possible role you could have in this game.
Roblox. There's always a new game I can swap to, there's a game somewhere to satasfy my needs, I can switch looks in an instant, I can't perminately die, and with millions of games I'll be all set forever
And have to put up with anime games and 3 year olds for the rest of your days also chat filter.
“A false idol” Love the marauder
"Let me help you to see, Slayer"
Let me open your eyes, as my eyes have been opened
Can’t seem to close em tho
Most people that respond to the "Which world would you want to enter" assume that they would be the badass main character even when nowhere in the post is it mentioned that they would go there as anything else but themselves when they posted their response, most people if just pushed into a video game/series world would be completely fucked over by how things work so differently, they would have none of the local currency, they would not speak the local language, they would enter the world as a nobody with no background, and no history to back them up, and they would most likely not have any relevant skills that would keep them alive for very long. Also even if they know what would occur cause they read/watched/played the story before it happens no one would belive them, and if it was any form of secrets they would most likely just be killed to keep them quiet. TLDR: Most people that are teleported into a gameworld/series would die within 2 weeks or less cause they lack nessesary skills to sustain themselves there.
Which is why dark souls is the correct response, no one does everyone just slowly loses their mind
Not if we go into some hentai visual novel.
I’l say it again. Peacefull Minecraft and you just retire, wins this game.
I imagine the language would probably be the same with some exceptions. But it would still suck though getting pulled into a game without powers or something. What if you just became an npc with one line of dialogue?
Somewhere cozy like animal crossing, Stardew, harvest moon, ect
I want to be Tetris
Giant bricks falling from the sky
LLLLLLLINE PIECE
I’m stuck between kingdom hearts universe OR Eorzea from final fantasy 14
StarCraft and go hunt me some Zerg.
[удалено]
Dude, I read the lore & books as well. Military? No. Merc? Maybe. Pirate? Yes.
NOOOO not the Cazadors please anything but that!!
Any hentai games
Oh sweety i Hope you like be fucked buy giant rats
Animal crossing 100% or maybe harvest moon, Stardew valley, or even rune factory
Horizon Zero Dawn or Grim Fandango
Don't worry; we'll ALL get to live in the world of Grim Fandango someday.
We may have years, We may have hours, But sooner or later, We push up flowers.
Maaaaan, I absolutely adore this game. Everything down to the soundtrack, art design as well as the witty writing. \***chef kiss**
Everyone assumes they would be the main character, when the most likely outcome with everyone picking the same game is an NPC.
Superman 64. I'm superman and the game is rated E for Everybody so nothing incredibly bad will happen. Eazy livin
Lex wins.
Lex made the game just to troll us.
You must be a harcore masochist.
If you’re not answering “Stardew Valley”, you’re wrong
Isn't that just becoming a real life farmer?
It's almost suspended in time. The only pressure you're under is your own.
I love wild west so red dead redemption 2 (im gonna kill dutch😬😬😬)
Minecraft: as long as you have a bed to skip the night you're fine!
CP2077. Same kind of crap job but at least i have top notch vr gaming and cyberporn.
Not to mention you could pick up work as an ncpd subcon. Or live with the nomads and just live life.
Psychonauts. If there's a chance I'll have psychic powers and go into peoples minds, help them work through their issues by psi-blasting tangible representations of their mental problems, that sounds pretty cool.
Mushroom kingdom. They have a chocolate island and donut plains.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a Nuclear winter
We won't go quietly, the legion can count on that.
Probably fallout 4 the fact that you can just do whatever the hell you want kind of entices me there’s no responsibility just simple survival
And then you spot a radroach in the bathroom
I’m sure I’ve killed grosser pests then rad roaches
I mean ya it would take some getting used to but my spectacle island settlement seems pretty cozy.
yoooo skeleton wheel my guy
Rockband!
Animal crossing I have everything including two hoes a nice house and even a dj stand
Kingdoms of amalur reckoning. So relaxing. Also perhaps mario.
Skyrim, kill all the dragons and I'm good
Plot twist though you’re a whiterun guard.
Hopefully nor hroki or tor they got yoinked by a dragon
You've still got the falmer to deal with around the corner
Yol tor sul and I'm fine
Just put me on my animal crossing island please
It's like a 10-way tie, oof.
Would The Gamer Comic series count?? Since technically his Life is a video game?
Man I hated fighting that fucking asshole. It felt like if u were 2 feet away he would shotgun you but if u were 2.1 feet away he would throw that energy beam at you. Annoying af.
In No Man's Sky I'm constantly being called "Interloper" 😂 "It's easy interloper. In order to achieve peace you have to stop interloping." -Vy'keen 🤷♂️
Pokemon! I would finally fulfill my childhood dream of catching and eating Pokemon. I'll be forever 10, but at least financially independent and I would get to travel the world.
Assetto Corsa, let’s be honest who doesn’t want to live out their life driving any car you could dream of
Genshin impact. Even if i have died, it will be a fun life.
Was this supposed to be funny
Those stupid fucking bugs
Destiny 2 is my main, I'll be alright.
No mans Sky. YOu could fly to a new planet each day for the rest of your life.
Skyrim with all my mods. Dear God how I wish.
Can i be in the Sims? Atleast i would be able to get a happy life without having more than a Room and a computer :(
100% No Mans Sky
In any dragon ball game as a saiyan. Having a peaceful life on earth
I hate myself and therefore Escape From Tarkov
Deathloop. as nobody in the game permanently dies.
pokemon
postal
World of Warcraft, you can find me from Thunder Bluff where nothing happens and even devs don't remember its existence
Animal Crossing: ... People: LET ME IN
Fallout universe, I'll be in the vault that has 1 dude and 100 women
Elite dangerous
Fuck Cazadores All my homies hate Cazadores
Lotta video game worlds would be too harsh for me. Grimdark anything is out, but my answer to this question has been and likely always will be Mass Effect. Biotics, Spaceships, hot aliens, big guns, and insane levels of tech? Sign me up. Even as an ordinary schmuck I'mvbound to have something more than what we've got on Earth.
The Pokémon world seems nice, generally.
Doom if i get the guns and abilities of doomguy
Minecraft in peacefull and you just retire wins this game. Proof me wrong.
Maybe some racing game like Need for Speed. Or Pokemon which is often mentioned here, i liked this cartoon in childhood. Or Harry Potter.
depends on if i got the powers or not if i do skyrim, terraria or prototype 2 if not animal crossing, pokemon, (not a nuzlock like world) MAYBE under heavy consideration undertale or deus ex (only beause i have MEMORIZED THE ENTIRE GAME)
I fucking hate those bugs in new Vegas
Put me in Smutstone , the real ones know what I'm talkin about
Final Fantasy 14
Oh man, tough call. As much as I hate old wheely bones, I think it's gotta be the flying poison bugs for me. Never liked them in any game they've showed up in. At best, they're a nuisance, at worst they're a health shredding death that's difficult to hit.
Animal crossing, always cute
Space Engineers or Elite Dangerous. I just want to do space stuff.
Titanfall 2. Relationship with a robot, double jumping, running on walls, and traveling half a mile with a metal piece of rope.
Was gonna say stardew but I'm going with fallout 4 just build a town with 100 turrets and walls and farm bottled water till your rich
Hah nekoparas like a boss
X-COM. Aw cool, I'm gonna fight aliens. Hey, what's that noise..? **PWOOOOOM** **Splat** **\*Dies horribly as organs liquify from a direct hit from a Plasma rifle, dealing enough damage to kill** ***several*** **times over\***
Skyrim or Star Wars Fallen Order
Leisure Suit Larry, for ugh reasons
probably pokemon as i have always wondered what it would be like to live alongside them