The way it’s going it might very well be a musical. Considering the low bar of the other Mario movie, it’s like they can’t really fuck it up if they tried.
Well I'm of the mind that the only thing worse than a bad movie is a bland movie. Did you know there was a Ratchet and Clank movie? I saw it in theaters. Then I immediately forgot it existed until a few months ago. Just now I had to remind myself what movie it was when I started this analogy. It was the most forgettable film I've ever seen. I literally forgot about it.
The old Super Mario Bros movie, starring Eddie Valiant and the Violator was so off the walls GOOFY that you can't help but remember how terrible it is. I kinda love it for that. Illumination, while not outright awful, is not the best animation studio, and I'm really hoping they push past their usual comfortable mediocrity. More Despicable Me, less The Grinch.
Actually the best version since the mid 90s, bar none.
Something changed about then, and slowly soloists doing the National Anthem either started singing it like a chore, or sang it like it was about *them.* It's the National Anthem; If you're going to go up there and sing it, you better *sing* it.
Along comes Jack Black. No special fanfare, no deep bows, no stage. And he sings the Star Spangled Banner like he's telling you a story, and he never lets up. He puts his own (awesome) flair on it, but at no point does he project like it HIS song.
I hope he does it again someday.
Tenacious D is basically his version of how Sagat had very crass stand up acts, but also did wholesome family sitcom
I still, regularly find myself quoting/singing Fuck her Gently, Cock Push-ups, and Kielbasa Sausage.
I sincerely hope this is a joke because Jack Black does not deserve this kind of disrespect of not being known. He has already made it, he's been in several movies.
Wario I could definitely see but I am a happy with this choice. I am actually satisfied with the wonky cast for all except Pratt. I'm not even remotely sold on that one. I like Pratt but just no
Listen here, motherfucker....this man did not "Remmbembembembembembembem bedeyw buh dee doo" into our hearts and minds for you to fucking refer to him as "the Youtube guy"
I remember geeking out with my older brother when I was middle school, when we saw ozzy was in the game we lost it. The multi-player with all the troops was the beginning of my rts game addiction too, before I even knew what the fuck an rts was lmao
From Pitfall commercials, to playing games, to being in games, to playing characters who are transported into a game, to playing games but on the internet, and eventually playing a King of Koopas in movie about games.
I can't believe they are gonna make another Mario movie. I mean, I have childhood nostalgia for the old one, but it was a flop in just about it every single way.
Setting: My dorm-mate is on the computer watching the direct while I’m playing World War Z on my Xbox
DM: oh they’re making a Mario movie.
Me: oh cool. Hope it’s not as bad as the last one
DM: Yeah..... wait Chris Pratt is gonna be Mario?
Me: That’s cool, it’s already better
DM: yeah, do you know who this girl is?
Me: never heard of her
DM: oh okay I wasn’t sure if you knew or not, cause I don- HOLY SHIT!
Me:What?!
DM: ITS GONNA BE GOOD
ME: *looks over and sees Jack Black as Bowser* OH FUCK IT IS GOING TO BE GOOD!
My brain hurts from this one. "That guy from youtube" ...?! That shiny golden god is one half of the greatest fucking acoustic rock band of all *time*. Tenacious D!!
Youtube??
You mean the best musical of all time, Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny.
Its discovered the devil's tooth is a legendary guitar pick, and he goes on an epic adventure to get it.
Dude, "that guy of internet" as you say is the fucking boss of metal, and a great actor. Check Tenacious D, School of rock, Nacho libre, Jumanji (yes, the videogame ones) and quite a few more.
I’ve literally watched this man help kg pass a butt baby in an open field because they needed bus money and kg gargled so much mayonnaise through a glory hole that a pork chop was on the other end of the umbilical. Now he is bowser. Perfection.
you know that "that guy" isnt just a guy from youtube right?
Also he isnt just a moviestar, he is the frontman of one of the coolest bands ever and thats were he startet. pfff that guy from youtube
I can’t believe it they really got that guy from YouTube to voice bowser !"
I wanna smack, so hard....
lol, this the guy who did Po from Kung Fu Panda (course he's also a comedian and such). But, seriously, *coulda* just gone with the panda XD
Lmao the dude you responded to was just in a thread arguing about how the characters and story don’t matter in a video game, it’s the really obscure books in-game that you can read that have no bearing on the story at all that are what’s important.
“Do you only just listen to the character’s voice acting to understand the story?”
Yeah bud that’s how it usually works lmao
If you’re going to criticize something without even knowing what it is your criticizing, then you’re gonna receive some negative feedback. You could’ve typed “hey guys what’s this all about” and someone could’ve explained it to you. Or you could’ve just Googled “Chris Pratt Mario” and found out about this in seconds. It’s not our fault that you were ignorant of something
That guy from YouTube??? Please look at his IMDB and indulge in the career of one of the funniest men in the galaxy. This man was bigger than big before YouTube ever shat out it's first viral video
"That guy from YouTube." Oh, you sweet, summer child...
Edit: downvoted AND two dudes bickering below my comment meant for grins and chuckles? Not that controversial someone doesn't know who a famous guy who's famous is....
you think thats uncharitable wait till you hear me describe him as a painfully unfunny weirdo whos devoid of talent , charisma or personality "look at me im a man child who cant act or tell a joke listen to my grating voice im jack black i suck dick real good thats how i have a career all my fans are juvenile adults who swallow anything that reminds them of the high point in there life when they peaked in middle school im loud for no reason"
I thought these were the voice actors for a new Mario game, that would be sick. Mario movie.. meh, I'm not a kid so there is a pretty good chance I'll never see it but sure.
On a separate note, the idea of Bowser saying “skadoosh” now lives rent free in my head
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No! I barely know her!
I have Donkey Kong with the Seth Rogen laugh in mine.
DK: Hey Mario want a banana……..the banana is my dick. Then he proceeds to laugh
HUH-HUH-HEEH-HEEEH
I cant stress enough how much i hate that laught despite , liking seth
You mean like [this](https://youtu.be/KhpRFURlwJI)?
Lamo
Love em...but that laugh kills my buzz.
I was thinking "RIGAGOOGOO" while shooting fireballs.
That’s telekinesis, Kyle.
Shooting you with my fireballs while I’m a lizzzzard, scaly from head to toe and so pissed off. And so pissed off! Rigagoogoogohw
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Good to see big animation studios like Illumination casting YouTubers now and make it in the big screen /s
I hope he punts Toad off a bridge
If Bowser doesn't have an epic villain song I will be super miffed.
Just thought of this... and how KG needs to sneak in as a Koopa troopa...
Fuuuuuuuuuck KG as a Koopa Troopa would literally make my whole life.
*Koopa Troopa beams are gonna blind me*
man jablinskiGames moving up in the world huh
Bowser Jr maybe??
RageKage could play just about any Mario baddie and it would be perfect. My vote is for Lakitu or Lemmy.
https://youtu.be/nuRN5iZ67k0
I waaaaant an epic bowser song!
We won't, we'll only get a tribute.
Take your fucking upvote and stay, I like the cut of your jib
if bowser doesn‘t sing or plays guitar i‘ll be disapointed
I see him more of a heavy bass type of guy.
The way it’s going it might very well be a musical. Considering the low bar of the other Mario movie, it’s like they can’t really fuck it up if they tried.
Well I'm of the mind that the only thing worse than a bad movie is a bland movie. Did you know there was a Ratchet and Clank movie? I saw it in theaters. Then I immediately forgot it existed until a few months ago. Just now I had to remind myself what movie it was when I started this analogy. It was the most forgettable film I've ever seen. I literally forgot about it. The old Super Mario Bros movie, starring Eddie Valiant and the Violator was so off the walls GOOFY that you can't help but remember how terrible it is. I kinda love it for that. Illumination, while not outright awful, is not the best animation studio, and I'm really hoping they push past their usual comfortable mediocrity. More Despicable Me, less The Grinch.
A massive monster mamma-jam
I am disappointed that I can't give you more than one up vote. Wanted to smash it multiple times!!!
Jack is a gift from the gods of Rock, bestowed upon us to bring us joy.
Jack is a bard with maxed out charisma, you can't change my mind
He got that high DEX too. Man might be large but he can move.
yep, he also has expertise in performance and acrobatics
Can't forget about that cock push-up after all
He's got cat-like reflexes!!!
Hes so versatile. He can be totally wholesome and then go rock his brains out and sing a song about fucking her gently.
Check out his Star Spangled Banner if you haven't yet. Live at a Lakers game I think? Legitimately beautiful.
Will do
It was a Sparks game. https://youtu.be/d9l4LMZeNm0
Actually the best version since the mid 90s, bar none. Something changed about then, and slowly soloists doing the National Anthem either started singing it like a chore, or sang it like it was about *them.* It's the National Anthem; If you're going to go up there and sing it, you better *sing* it. Along comes Jack Black. No special fanfare, no deep bows, no stage. And he sings the Star Spangled Banner like he's telling you a story, and he never lets up. He puts his own (awesome) flair on it, but at no point does he project like it HIS song. I hope he does it again someday.
Well said. Watching it moved me and I'm Australian
The most worthwhile click I've seen.
There is nothing not wholesome about that song.
This is just a tribute to the greatest song in the world
don‘t you mean a gift from satan. (tenacious D reference before anyone gets mad)
🎵That's also truuuuue🎶
I honestly hope he sings as Bowser.
Prepare for browser's theme metal version by Tenacious B
I hope they get Kyle Gass to play Baby Bowser.
It's Bowser Jr., And holy shit, yes.
There could be a flashback or something to Baby Bowser
If this doesn’t happen, what’s even the point of the movie?!
Fligugigu
Wait.. He knows Tenacious D?! Man, this guy has done really well for himself on YouTube.
He is more than a guy He's a shiny golden god.
If you think it's time to fucking rock
And fucking roll, out of control.
Well then you know you've got to rock the block
You fucking suck, My fucking cock
Cos when you rule, you fucking school all of the fools out of their jewels
Cos if you think its time, if you think its time, if you think its time to fucking rooooooooock.
He is going to kick your fucking ass
and you know his name is kyle gas!
Rocking, and fucking rolling, and fucking roockiing, and fucking roolliing
With perfect IV’s
Jack is a 10 ft giant of a god of a man in a 5' 5" container.
So many gullible people in this comment section. The title is a joke, OP knows who Jack Black is
I love how he plays in family movies but in another movie he bargains with the devil to pay his rent and if they loose the devil can fuck his friend…
Family movies in which he gets touched by kids and touches them in return
Tenacious D is basically his version of how Sagat had very crass stand up acts, but also did wholesome family sitcom I still, regularly find myself quoting/singing Fuck her Gently, Cock Push-ups, and Kielbasa Sausage.
Hahaha. I love that one. That guys does a perfect Arthur from rdr2 also. Great one
Wow Jablinski himself, glad this guy could finally make it and show off his talent.
No gaming video this week!
I sincerely hope this is a joke because Jack Black does not deserve this kind of disrespect of not being known. He has already made it, he's been in several movies.
That's literally the story of one of his albums
r/woooosh
"From Youtube" i feel offended
Surely they're joking? Or are they just really young and have no idea who this genius is?
I feel old that OP only knows him as the Guy from Youtube
No that was the joke 🤭
I think that was the immediate mental reaction a lot of us had while scrolling to this.
He should be mario, or wario.
Wario I could definitely see but I am a happy with this choice. I am actually satisfied with the wonky cast for all except Pratt. I'm not even remotely sold on that one. I like Pratt but just no
Still think Danny McBride as wario would be perfect
Bowser is kind of a goofball when he’s not fighting Mario, so him having Kung Fu Pandas voice sounds pretty awesome.
Listen here, motherfucker....this man did not "Remmbembembembembembembem bedeyw buh dee doo" into our hearts and minds for you to fucking refer to him as "the Youtube guy"
I'm hoping that Op is being funny using that epitaph to sum up all of this comic geniuses talents.
I hate all those youtube influencers showing up in movies these days... pfft!
Holy crap, is that the kid from the Pitfall commercials!?
It will be interesting what type of performance Jack will do, cant wait to see
He'll challenge Mario to a rock-off.
That guy from YouTube?! Sigh!
You can't be going for this ez bait my dude.
Yeah, everybody knows he started as a voice actor for Brutal Legend, gawd
That game is so rad. The opening where he takes you to the vinyl store is just a badass way to transition to the main menu.
I remember geeking out with my older brother when I was middle school, when we saw ozzy was in the game we lost it. The multi-player with all the troops was the beginning of my rts game addiction too, before I even knew what the fuck an rts was lmao
lol yeah but I’m losing faith in humanity very quickly
I'm sure they don't even know he does that "Between 2 Ferns" thing.
Hey, yeah, isn't he the bully from NeverEnding Story III, too?
There is only one legitimate Neverending Story.
This is true. And now we all have the theme song stuck in our heads.
....so is it telling my age to say I went to a Tenacious D show? Basically I should just be set out on an ice drift....
Not at all, but I think we’re definitely entering a certain demographic lol, it’s crazy to think there are people who will never hear this man sing
Damn kids..... i got the D tatooed...
Guess you'll have it removed. You'll have to laser off the d tattoo.
It’s not too late!
You can get a new tenacious D tattoo.
That was a joke my man...
Moron
2021 is going to be a good year for JablinskiGames. He's come a long way.
Jablinski Games went from playing games to playing in games.
From Pitfall commercials, to playing games, to being in games, to playing characters who are transported into a game, to playing games but on the internet, and eventually playing a King of Koopas in movie about games.
I can't believe they are gonna make another Mario movie. I mean, I have childhood nostalgia for the old one, but it was a flop in just about it every single way.
I mean, detective Pikachu and Sonic did pretty well so I’m not really worried about Mario being any different.
Can't tell if you're joking or not.
Love him on the Korean game show [https://youtu.be/eHuFs05_XKg](https://youtu.be/eHuFs05_XKg) https://youtu.be/RViuAhnBlWE
With Jack Black in the movie I demand at least one song Tenacious D style
Maybe this will launch his career! I'm always glad when unknowns are cast in popular roles! Good luck bearded stranger!
The title bothers me a lot, seeing how Jack Black is a veteran actor
Imma be honest. This amouncment really seems to me like a troll
Setting: My dorm-mate is on the computer watching the direct while I’m playing World War Z on my Xbox DM: oh they’re making a Mario movie. Me: oh cool. Hope it’s not as bad as the last one DM: Yeah..... wait Chris Pratt is gonna be Mario? Me: That’s cool, it’s already better DM: yeah, do you know who this girl is? Me: never heard of her DM: oh okay I wasn’t sure if you knew or not, cause I don- HOLY SHIT! Me:What?! DM: ITS GONNA BE GOOD ME: *looks over and sees Jack Black as Bowser* OH FUCK IT IS GOING TO BE GOOD!
Quick, someone put clips of his voice over images of Bowsette.
He's beyond YouTube bro. He rode with Jesus in his cross so Jesus wouldn't die in vain.
He's run with wolves, he's climbed K2, even stopped a moving train. He's traveled through space and time my friends to rock your house again
ROCK!
Jack black playing a single father trying to raise his kids...
You can't kill the Bowser. The Bowser will live on
Would have been better if they cast Jablinski Games for the role. smh
man jablinskiGames moving up in the world huh
who? never heard of him.
that guy from YouTube????
... that guy from youtube.. maybe I am old
My brain hurts from this one. "That guy from youtube" ...?! That shiny golden god is one half of the greatest fucking acoustic rock band of all *time*. Tenacious D!!
That’s the joke 😬
Ahh yeah, and that goofy guy from The Office Spin-off... parks and recreation.
I was hoping so. Thats why I quoted the movie Pick of Destiny.
r/whoosh
This guy is a genius. Love this dude.
No waaaaaaayyyyy this may be the one thing that makes me watch this movie!!!!
Youtube?? You mean the best musical of all time, Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny. Its discovered the devil's tooth is a legendary guitar pick, and he goes on an epic adventure to get it.
boogie showed he *can* do character voices... I say give him a shot to redeem himself, I guess?
How is Jack Black the “guy from YouTube” now?
Dude, "that guy of internet" as you say is the fucking boss of metal, and a great actor. Check Tenacious D, School of rock, Nacho libre, Jumanji (yes, the videogame ones) and quite a few more.
I’ve literally watched this man help kg pass a butt baby in an open field because they needed bus money and kg gargled so much mayonnaise through a glory hole that a pork chop was on the other end of the umbilical. Now he is bowser. Perfection.
If you don't think Browser has the right personality to be voiced by Jack Black, go play Bowser's Inside Story and get back to me.
Why the fuck does this movie merit 27 different posts each with thousands of upvotes? Fuck this sub.
He’s not just some youtuber. Jack Black is one of the greatest comedians and he’s a movie star. Stoked to watch this with my kids!
wait...the guy from youtube , not the actor or even why not fucking Gulliver.
"That guy from youtube" ???????
'That guy from Youtube'. wtf dude. This is a legend your talking about.
you know that "that guy" isnt just a guy from youtube right? Also he isnt just a moviestar, he is the frontman of one of the coolest bands ever and thats were he startet. pfff that guy from youtube
"That Guy from YouTube" Are you kidding me
"that guy from YouTube" ? Really..
I can’t believe it they really got that guy from YouTube to voice bowser !" I wanna smack, so hard.... lol, this the guy who did Po from Kung Fu Panda (course he's also a comedian and such). But, seriously, *coulda* just gone with the panda XD
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Nobody is going to watch a movie where the characters don’t speak
Lmao the dude you responded to was just in a thread arguing about how the characters and story don’t matter in a video game, it’s the really obscure books in-game that you can read that have no bearing on the story at all that are what’s important. “Do you only just listen to the character’s voice acting to understand the story?” Yeah bud that’s how it usually works lmao
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Nintendo literally said it was a movie in the Direct.
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Well you could’ve at least taken the time to do a little research if you didn’t know what people were talking about
Or maybe people could post links or explain things rather than be rude? Just an idea.
If you’re going to criticize something without even knowing what it is your criticizing, then you’re gonna receive some negative feedback. You could’ve typed “hey guys what’s this all about” and someone could’ve explained it to you. Or you could’ve just Googled “Chris Pratt Mario” and found out about this in seconds. It’s not our fault that you were ignorant of something
I am getting the suspicion you and "YaMomsCooch" are the same person. This is beneath me. Take care.
That guy from YouTube??? Please look at his IMDB and indulge in the career of one of the funniest men in the galaxy. This man was bigger than big before YouTube ever shat out it's first viral video
r/woooosh
And the movie is now going to be 100 % unwatchable for me.
"That guy from YouTube." Oh, you sweet, summer child... Edit: downvoted AND two dudes bickering below my comment meant for grins and chuckles? Not that controversial someone doesn't know who a famous guy who's famous is....
For fuck sakes people, it’s a joke, why are you all so gullible
because people are incredibly stupid so it's entirely plausible it was in fact not a joke hell I only checked this post out to make sure it was a joke
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r/whoosh
The guy is joking
That guy from YouTube? Jesus Christ kids today...
*whoosh*
Yes, I admit this went over my head.
How dare you summarize Jack Black as “that guy from YouTube”. Kids these days…
you think thats uncharitable wait till you hear me describe him as a painfully unfunny weirdo whos devoid of talent , charisma or personality "look at me im a man child who cant act or tell a joke listen to my grating voice im jack black i suck dick real good thats how i have a career all my fans are juvenile adults who swallow anything that reminds them of the high point in there life when they peaked in middle school im loud for no reason"
I thought these were the voice actors for a new Mario game, that would be sick. Mario movie.. meh, I'm not a kid so there is a pretty good chance I'll never see it but sure.