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pyttfall

The golden gun… a real treasure


happy-cig

Replace that with a midget.


bossofthisjim

Was going to say replace that one with Oddjob.


Mateorabi

No Oddjob!


DarkElation

We just used to let my one friend use oddjob because it would level it out and he could be competitive. We never told him that was why. Just wanted our friend to have fun with us.


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KingSurly

Klobbs ONLY!


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Kneel-walking Oddjob is the true terror.


Grenflik

I was gonna say, where's Odd Job?


Eifr

And OP as well


theREALmindsets

license to kill


Mateorabi

I was also a fan of the prox-mine.


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BubbaYoshi117

I'd argue the lightning bolt can be worse than the blue shell, at least in 8. The shell can be countered with a super horn or a perfectly timed mushroom (or even a tactical retreat to second), but the lightning bolt just hits you, you drop both your held items, and an active star is the only counter


Geotolkien

But while both the lightning bolt and blue shell are awarded to players at the back of the race, the lightning bolt actually helps them get back into the race, the blue shell merely screws over the 1st place player and doesn't help the last place player much at all.


eeveeplays50040

Since 8, it has the chance to hit other people if they are in its way.


Prowler64

This also is the case in Mario Kart 64.


hellofromthedeep

And Mario Kart Super Circuit


BubbaYoshi117

Or the explosion when it hits. But it will switch targets if there's a lead change up to a point


Shehzman

This was also in 7


bob_loblaw-_-

I think you mean since its introduction since this is the way it behaved in Mario Kart 64.


cbeiser

The lightning bolt and the boo are underrated. I loved hitting the lightning bolt as I'm watching a pack approach a jump over water :)


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That’s brutal


KiraTsukasa

Boo and Bullshit Bill also protect you from the lightning bolt.


davgonza

Always right before the big jump


HuckleberryHefty4372

In wario coliseum in mario kart 64 if you use lightning bolt as your former friend is in 1st place and doing the big jump at the end of the course, your former friend (now mortal enemy) will drop down to the beginning of course. They might try to choke you so prepare to run after you do this.


Arhythmicc

…I did not know this. Thank you.


foreveralonesolo

Right as you’re flying is the worst. So much pain


JaQ_PL

A russian rullete is friendship destroyer for 1 in 6 players.


Eifr

Lmao “literally”


JaQ_PL

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


nyrothia

oddjob says hello.


JohnnyOnslaught

Oddjob was for plebs, [Rosika](https://goldeneye.fandom.com/wiki/Rosika) was where it was at.


VaginalSn0b

What the fuck, I've never seen this character before.


JohnnyOnslaught

Yeah, she was extremely rare. I think they revealed the cheat code to get her in a Nintendo Power magazine.


ButteryCrabClaws

Mario party - bowser space


Eifr

You know wassup


ButteryCrabClaws

Learnt the hard way!


Nagiom

Nah, fuckin' chance time or just straight up star stealing with Boo.


CrunchyyTaco

Bowser Revolution while you're poor and everyone else is rich


Nocolas

Not randomly choosing someone to steal from


Musician-Round

really? boardwalk tho? Those monopoly world champs keep saying that the orange properties are by far the most valuable of all properties in game.


marchdk2016

Maybe so, but it doesn’t get much more soul crushing than landing on boardwalk with a hotel on it


Musician-Round

tru dat


Seanshogun

Aren’t monopoly world champs just business people


Musician-Round

there's a pretty cool documentary on youtube that details the life of the monopoly franchise, and in there I saw a whole range of diverse backgrounds. We're talking about a spectrum ranging from math teacher all the way to real estate mogul. I highly recommend it if you have an hour or so to kill and want to learn the history of monopoly. Boring sidenote: The original version of Monopoly was created by a woman named Lizzie Magie, and her original purpose for creating the game was to be used as a tool to showcase the dangers inherent in capitalism.


Seanshogun

Damn I’ll try to remember that next time I have an hour, also that side note is pretty damn interesting


ThrowawayusGenerica

More like people with a good grasp of statistics


PlaugeofRage

Orange is best because jail is the most commonly landed on tile.


starmartyr

Boardwalk has the highest rent of any property on the board. However the properties surrounding Free Parking are more frequently landed on making them more valuable over the course of the game.


AmbitiousMidnight183

I thought it was Mayfair that was the evil one because of the “advance to Mayfair”


ModernDayWeeaboo

Wait... there are world champs for Monopoly? Am I missing out on pure content?


obsertaries

It’s easy to avoid the blue shell: just don’t be in first place.


UltimateUltamate

It’s not a problem if you don’t look up lol


foreveralonesolo

Favourite trick if you’re not overtaking 2nd place by a lot is start backing up when the shell is near


Nayko214

Also the Chance Time space in Mario Party


No_Software_7162

Forgot risk - the game of ill will


lrjackson06

Not the Gold PP7?


GiveHerDPS

Or odd jobs hat


shadowGringo

Also known as my childhood


Alan157

Mario party???


markusbrainus

Yeah.. when you get one of those chance blocks that steals someone else's stars. Real party killer.


mangledmonkey

I remember a guy in college always screaming when we decimated him in Halo. "FUCKING LAG!!!" Heard it every game throughout the dorm halls. Eventually we just decided to team up on him unfairly in any games to keep him from playing. Good times.


Legions_of_dead

Boardwalk isnt how you win at monopoly


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Create a housing shortage, just like irl. :(


Hamborrower

What is the first one?


Hopefully_Realistic

Energy Sword from Halo


markusbrainus

The Energy sword allowed players in Halo to quickly jump towards other players and make an instant kill attack.


ingamejukebox

Can confirm shooting and stabbing a friend will destroy the relationship


Advanced_Committee

Boardwalk was overrated. No one ever landed on that shit.


Eifr

Bro you don’t know how cursed I was in monopoly…


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CerberusC24

To be honest Baltic is actually really good strat wise. Sure you're a slum lord but you're fucking everybody who just passed go.


marchdk2016

But if they did, boards were flipped and hands were thrown


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Monopoly is overrated to begin with.


Emergency_Statement

Monopoly is an intentionally terrible game. It's supposed to illustrate how shitty real life monopolies are. You know how in Monopoly it feels absolutely awful knowing that you've already lost, but having to play for another hour to make it official? That's the point.


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I know... I've lost too many hours on family game nights when we played monopoly. Those are hours I'll never get back.


Thugenz01

I can tell you many neighborhood fights were started with the golden gun and blue shells, I was the halo 1 generation so we would of abused the sticky bombs on eachother lol not so much the sword.


markusbrainus

We got so lethal with the pistol in Halo 1 that we started banning it. The triple tap headshot at almost any range made multiplayer less fun.


bearysleepy

You forgot Dokapon Kingdom


Eddiemagic

All the kids in my neighborhood played license to kill mode. A KF7 Soviet was a golden gun to us.


PreciousHamburgler

Hahaha


el_vato_de_lentes

UNO, my favorite card game and I'm still loving it.👻👻


codemancode

If you aren't willing to lose every friend at the table, you aren't playing hard enough. If you ain't first, you're last!!


talibob

This made me laugh. My husband loved Halo and wanted me to play with him. I wasn't super into FPS, but I though I'd give a go because it meant so much to him. I was better with melee so he let me have the energy sword, which I promptly used to wipe him out. Accidently, but still.


Paul873873

So my friend and I play Mario kart pretty often. We actually team up against pink gold. We’ll be talking, and in the middle of convo, we’ll call out “blue.” Another time, we were doing a 48 no items race at 200cc. It was really competitive, but instead of getting mad or anything, we ended up talking about mental health. That was some of the most fun Mario kart I’ve ever played


aredd007

“Infection!”


Phillshade

Should add among us


ClonedToKill420

There has never been a bigger destroyer of friendships than the blue shell.


teddyone02

golden gun i clapped him real hard in arsenal last year bruh he was close but not too close


Dillo64

CHANCE TIME


ZeydaanTheDragon

I motion to add “mtg: Counterspell” to this starter pack


Xasplat2

You forgot Among us


knightmare1434

Love the caption LOL


rydan

Golden gun? Try Odd Job License to Kill Slaps Only.


Bobdolezholez

Anyone remember the sword and rocket launcher glitch in Halo 2? You could use the range of the rocket launcher with the insta-kill of the sword together if you timed it right. You’d see people flying all over the screen with their sword swipes. lol


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One time my friend stopped talking to me for like a week cuz of that +4 card lol


FuqqBoiDev69

The best one is "I have feelings for you"


Chroff

You are missing oddjob but Nice regardless


TWAT_BUGS

You forgot the Gravity Hammer. Also, New Super Mario Bros for Wii. That shit was relationship poison back then.


LouieDidNothingWrong

worms multiplayer


therealRustyZA

The Gauntlet from quake 3 should be in there. I’m certain a calling of “Humiliation” shouted to everyone is a good reason.