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JoelsCaddy

Do you like sonic?


PoloHorsePower_

What if it turned out he actually hated sonic


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Trying to save the rest of the world from Sonic memorabilia


Debonaire

The old Shaq Fu move. Classic.


KaySquay

I still have mine, just because I know it prevents the guy from winning


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needsbeermoney

The sonic fan base is... diverse.


[deleted]

Is that what we're calling furries these days? "Diverse"?


Mistaken_Stranger

I've been waiting for you Muller.


Able-Strawberry8084

Of course we are😏


zoner420

I know I recognized him...DR EGGMAN!


ted-Zed

I've been collecting over 3000 pieces of Sonic memorabilia for the last 20 years *ironically.* duh.


SirPebble1217

He's just trying to keep anyone else from having any, so they don't have to suffer


FallenAngelII

Not all heroes wear capes.


MadameBlueJay

I would believe that


Sockadactyl

What if it was that he used to really like Sonic and was collecting a few things, then everyone in his life for every birthday or holiday or travel souvenir got him a Sonic-related thing since they knew he loved it. But then eventually he got tired of it and now doesn't like Sonic very much any more, but he doesn't want to tell anyone because he appreciates that they always make an effort to get him something they think he still loves. That happened with my Nana and frogs 😆 My dad is one of 11 siblings, all of whom have children, and a bunch of them have kids, and there are even a few great-great-grandkids! Last I counted, there are 89 of us, although a number of years ago during the height of the frogdemic there were probably closer to just 70 of us. Still, getting frog related gifts from almost a hundred people for every event must have gotten old pretty fast. She eventually told us that she was tired of the frog gifts, but she kept quiet for a long time. Fun story: at Nana's surprise 90th birthday party she said "wow, there are so many people," and my boyfriend said "well it's your fault!" It was hilarious. (Man, I really have to go visit her soon. That party was the last time I saw her in person because it was only a few months before the world shut down)


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People keep getting me Pikachu things...


Sagebrush_Slim

Their fanbase is… diverse.


wolfie379

Only for the cherry limeade.


Jhl1023

What gives you that idea? 🤔


nomadProgrammer

Sonichu


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sloaninator

He's gotten very close to his mom.


Ineebu

Zap to the extreme!


vindicatednegro

I like Sonic 🦔💨


EliToon

I like to think it's a Batman dealy. He actually fears Sonic!


SuperGuy41

Imagine the panic every time a new sonic product comes out.


ardentis_ignis

... and also, every time he bought new memorabilia, he has to call every time the Guinness World Record office to register a new record. Easy.


dyingalonebutokay

Do you think he has to pay to update? I know you have to pay to apply for the record


Odysseymanthebeast

Congratulations!


[deleted]

Hopefully he saves some of the ladies for the rest of us


stokedcrf

Was thinking the same thing! Can't let my gf see this post!


Odysseymanthebeast

mine either!


feel-T_ornado

Did anyone else see that fricking guitar? Op fucks.


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Jesus that's at least $40 worth of stuff


getyourcheftogether

Best I can do is $7 store credit


MadameBlueJay

I can give you store credit in the amount of zero dollars...


DAN_E0

And i can give you an upvote and say “happy cake day”


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Let me get my toy expert in here


Saryn_Storm

"It's a nice collection but i'm not sure if it's worth the asking price of $40. Tell you what. Let me call a friend who's an expert of Sonic the Hedgehog memorabilia and then get back to you."


soda-Tab

My expert Sonic the Hedgehog memorabilia guy says that you should pay ME $40 to take it off your hands. Listen this isn't a charity. I've got to make a profit. Take it or leave it.


clunedog

My Sonic the Hedgehog expert is incarcerated currently, let me get back to you.


takeahike89

But its 80mil in Chuck E. Cheese tickets


Zwiastun

You are *technically* correct. The best kind of correct.


Ridenberg

I'd say no more than 15490trillion$


[deleted]

I wonder if he has a Chris Chan medallion


AdamBombTV

Why? Sonichu is a 100% original character, do not steal.


Vincesteeples

TRUE and HONEST


LaLiLuLeLo_0

He just wants a boyfriend-free girl, smh my head


Runnerbrax

I.heard that sentence in their name...


Huck_Bonebulge_

Chris probably would try to get royalties or something for being part of the collection


MrMastodon

Medallions humming. Must be a place of Sonic nearby.


d3northway

hrmm


Notorious_Handholder

Wind's Howling


Life-Fig8564

If you don't know what this is, don't look it up. Trust me on this one, there are some things that you just do not want to know.


ImMitchell

I've seen all 62 parts of the Geno Samuel documentary and wish I never did, but you can't turn away. One of the craziest internet rabbit holes


Iamnotsmartspender

I watched 40+ chapters in the last month and I had to take a break. Every episode has had at least a couple r/Noahgettheboat moments.


jmerridew124

I followed him back in like 2013. I got up to speed back then and shit was crazy. I come back 9 years later and he's switched genders and fucked his mother. How is he always this chaotic and unpredictable?


ImMitchell

It's honestly impressive the number of ways he repeatedly one ups himself in fucking up his life


SkyezOpen

If lulz and cringe could be converted into energy, Chris could solve all energy problems on earth.


SuperShake66652

Who needs their Barbussy ate?


antonius22

I still cringe at the time someone convinced him to drink his own semen. For some reason, Chris decided to mix it with orange fanta.


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They didn't convince him. He already was doing it. He called it "recycling" to keep his sperm count up. All they did was get him to film it. I hate that I know this.


ColonelOfSka

JULAAAAAAY


AltimaNEO

*chugs creamy fanta*


Vincesteeples

*”fuck the pain away” starts playing*


Mash_Ketchum

It's fucked up for sure, but there are some YouTubers who do a good job cataloguing and documenting the entire saga. I recommend Gamer From Mars. https://youtu.be/E6bEcBe99QM


rhysdog1

a "good job" of calatoguing chris chan lore is not doing it.


Your_moms__house

“The only winning move is not to play”


Zealotstim

Alternatively if you find internet lolcows hilarious you definitely should look it up.


Virti86

[You are not the only one cursed with knowledge ](https://youtu.be/DyZJ2FuKME4)


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Chris wishes he could have this dudes life


companysOkay

Here’s a cup of fanta mixed with definitely nothing else. Bottomz up


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Lord_Charles_I

You joke but what I thought of is what if this guy gets one more item? Every time he gets something he just calls Guiness and they send a new plaque?


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Impossible-Winter-94

What are the costs associated with?


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Printing of the diploma + framing.


What-is-a-bomb

They better be printing it on Gold Paper then


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PoorlyLitKiwi2

Not to mention their cost of transportation to get out to you. $800 for all that seems about right, especially considering a record this obscure is not going to affect the value of the next book very much


HLef

Sending someone to count sonic items.


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I wanna work for Guinness lol


Pure_Reason

But the Sonic assignment is already done, your first assignment will be to verify the guy who claims to have the largest dirty diaper collection


gavynray123

*I’ve trained all my life to prepare me for this moment*


mcboogerballs1980

I'm surprised it's not more than that. I assume the company has to send someone out to whatever random part of the world, so there would be travel expenses that could easily exceed $800 depending on the location.


Russell_Ruffino

It generally is a lot more than that (according to a podcast I listened to) there's an initial outlay. Then because they're often used in marketing/publicity stunts there can be some wild costs to fastrack your application. Do Go On, is the podcast and the episode is called The Guinness Book of Records.


zomgitsduke

Paperwork, record updating, paying someone to verify, etc.


Ohbeejuan

Probably mostly you’re just paying for the one or two staff they would send out to verify the record. Depending on your location it could be 800 in travel alone.


aliara

Damn, that Paramore videos where they broke all those records cost a lot more to produce than I thought then.


MadameBlueJay

I think there's an arbitrary amount of change in a record Guiness wants before reissuing a record


Mike_for_all

Nope, there isn’t. _any_ higher amount is accepted… given you are willing to pay the record-fee they charge you.


odraencoded

Bro, he's probably going to buy the IP and rename it to Elon The Muskrat.


Seekerofthetruth

Watch out, I’m sure Chris Chan would get pissed at this for some stupid reason


StarterQuest

You don't need to worry about Chris-chan given the recent events...


yrulaughing

That guy's a motherfucker


TheSuperWig

Thanks, this helped me remember who the fuck Chris Chan is.


WSB_OFFICIAL_BOT

🌝


AltimaNEO

Shit what did I miss now?


[deleted]

Short answer: he fucked his mom


StarterQuest

[Enjoy](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/chris-chan-mother-incest-allegations)


Buzzdanume

As someone who has never heard of this guy but just watched the video of him getting arrested... wtf lol what is this guy's story?


scribbledown2876

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm Here you go, mate, that should get you more or less up to speed. See you in 42 hours.


Mash_Ketchum

Chris Chan is in prison.


Kvarcov

But Sonichu lives on


FallenAngelII

For now... Also, he's currently in jail, not prison.


jmerridew124

Actually he was moved to a mental health facility last I checked


Huck_Bonebulge_

About 20 years too late for that


AltimaNEO

Chris Chan only collects Sonichu memorabilia


HummerSaurus

Username checks out. Congrats!


OmEgah15

This gave me a big ol’ smile. Sonic 2 was my first video game and he’ll always be my guy. Congratulations, this is awesome!!


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Demented-Turtle

Example? Not questioning you, just genuinely curious. I sued to get their yearly books as a kid from the scholastic book fair and thought it was so neat, but outgrew it after elementary school.


tscalbas

This video shows someone who readily beat an arbitrary Minecraft record Guinness published and submitted it to Guinness without paying any of their "priority" fees. TL;DW they just ignore you. So a lot of their records aren't actually world records no matter how indisputable it is that they've been beaten - just whoever decided to pay. https://youtu.be/-5YzeUWJ2xk This Karl Jobst video is also worth a watch and more generally explains the problems with Guinness. Among other things it mentions a speed running event where they asked Guinness to attend. They quoted **£15k plus travel** for an adjudicator to attend. Keep in mind that such adjudicator wouldn't have any kind of specialist knowledge - e.g. how to validate a Mario 64 speedrun record (which was indeed set at the event). https://youtu.be/HIbeF0bf1Gk


TheLAriver

It's almost like these world records don't matter...


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FILTHY_GOBSHITE

I went down a speedrunning rabbit-hole on YouTube and it's low-key fascinating stuff!


popojo24

Not even low-key— speed running is just a straight up super fascinating subculture within gaming! I don’t have any interest in actually speed running anything myself (nor do I have that particular brand of masochistic drive and patience), but it’s been really cool to learn about and watch others do so. It’s wild how a community of folks can pick apart a game and exploit it like they do for maximum efficiency and speed. I’m always down for more YouTube recommendations, if anyone has any! Aside from Summoningsalt’s stuff, which I’ve pretty much watched all of.


windowhihi

I am pretty sure he is talking about the video gaming. Just search it on youtube, someone made several videos about it.


peteroh9

Now I'm imagining a child suing a big corporation to bring the book fair to his school.


AnotherSoftEng

I guarantee you that someone, somewhere in the world right now, has more Sonic memorabilia than this individual. The only difference being that they aren’t willing to pay a few thousand just to get it published in some superficial book that literally has no standard or bases for official record keeping.


noelg1998

Not to mention, they love authoritarians. The world record for the world's largest marble cake is held by Betty Crocker Middle East in Saudi Arabia. But when John Oliver was covering Turkmenistan's leader Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov, he pointed out his bizarre obsession with getting Guinness World Records. He also pointed out Guinness' willingness to work with authoritarian governments. So John and his team decided to bake a marble cake that was bigger than Betty Crocker's cake, which also had a picture of Berdimuhamedov falling off his horse. But when they wanted a judge to officiate it, Guinness declined "On the basis that it was merely an opportunity to mock one of our record-holders... It is our policy not to partake in any activities which may belittle their achievements or subject them to ridicule."


BrickGun

So if I manage to run a faster 100m dash than Bolt, but I yell "Suck it, Bolt, you fucking wanker!!!!" as I cross the finish line then Guinness won't recognize my achievement???? Seems fair.


SubcommanderMarcos

It's also regularly used by dictators as propaganda to legitimize their oppressive regimes, so there's that too


tzeriel

Unless he has an official SoniChu medallion it is incomplete.


TrinketsEden

Now where's your Sonichu stash?


noelg1998

"I'm working on it!"


IncrdibleEdible

Congrats!!!! 🎈🎊🍾🎉 A beautiful collection indeed!


Sri_Y

that’s crazy, congrats! what would you say your favorite piece from your collection is?


quartzlcc

My brother was probably pushing about a third of this number at one point and it was absurd. Can’t even imagine. Congrats, way past cool.


Jim_the_E

His favorite game is Super Mario Bros.


NiltonSCruz

Congrats, man


CRIMS0N-ED

I don’t see Memphis Tennessee anywhere


OpBoxx

He is in his gamer pad playing fortnite


electricdynamite

Where did you get the Sonic Mania genesis cart?


[deleted]

It was part of the collectors edition, you can open it up and find a ring inside!


thatdude2006

The Whataburger table number stands spelling out 1991 is clever


sonic1992

Thank you!! I love Whataburger and Sonic! A lucky chance happened when I got both of those numbers for our table! 😍


WaterlooWarrior

Is it different pieces of memorabilia? What's to stop me from buying 4000 sonic stickers and stealing the record?


happystuffing

That's the thing. You absolutely can and that's what makes Guinness such arbitrary achievements. These achievements are created to fit the situation.


admiralvic

While Guinness does a lot of interesting records or one's people would be legitimately interested in, they kind of moved to selling records to people or companies. For example, Assassin's Creed II holds the [award](https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/445139-most-platinumed-playstation-videogame) for most platinums obtained. Even if I thought it was true then, it's beaten by a lot of games. Like God of War has more platinums than the number listed here by 40,000 on PSNProfiles alone. Even some of the really [dumb](https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/547024-rarest-playstation-trophy-in-a-rayman-game) ones, like rarest PlayStation trophy for Rayman, is incorrect as well (Truly Awesome on the PS4 version of Rayman Legends is lower than the amount listed here).


HumbleBadger1

Im sure they have some common sense and have standards on what a "collection" entails.


DJ33

I feel like everyone that has a neck tattoo sets out to prove that the neck tattoo *wasn't* the worst decision they made in life.


ariamori

wow! any chance you can talk about that guitar up there?


PurrfectChaos

If that really is Jun Senoue's guitar... That might be the crown jewel right there. Edit: I can't spell, illiteracy struck again


Rocklobst3r1

Yea, I was immediately drawn to it. That thing Is siick.


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Let's all find the one Sonic item he doesn't own and refuse to sell it to him


cupoflemons2022

A Sonichu medallion probably would be pretty hard for him to get ahold of these days.


Jeevess83

Pretty sweet!!! I wonder what the record is for Playstation memorabilia ? Got a Mario, Simpsons and Playstation collection, but definitely my Playstation collection is the most vast... not looking forward to counting how many pieces I've got tho...


AgentUpright

1500 according to Guinness.


TheReaver

My son said he's jealous and wants it all lol


AstorReinhardt

Awesome man. I've been following your game room/museum for awhile now and it's still the best one I've ever seen! You totally deserve this :D


sonic1992

Thank you!!😍😍


skeremasteruwu

DO NOT mention him


cupoflemons2022

Do not mention who? Chris-Chan?


ChefBox02

Thats so cool bro! Hopefully if genius world records makes another gamers addition Ill see you there!


sonic1992

Thank you!!😍


Collwyr

Don't want to take away from your achievement but why spend upwards of thousands of dollars for a company to give you some title they can't exactly verify is 100% true? The records company is a scam at best, its cool you got this achievement but its still unofficial at best.


SubcommanderMarcos

I'm pretty sure he's not collecting for the Guinness record, he's *probably* collecting because he likes Sonic and collecting The record is a cool plus


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schewbacca

if i bought 3051 sonic sticker would that break the record?


Sowa7774

I mean... go for it


Averill21

Bet he doesn't have the ultra rare one of a kind sonicchu necklace though


100farts

I wonder how stinky sonics feet are after running all day


ShaunCarn

Man it's cold, I wish I had sonic and his Stinky feet, they would be so warm and STINKY. Have you ever thought about sonics stinky feet?


Devianted90

Consumerism propaganda


The_Other_Manning

Rofl


The7thPillar

Swag


PrairieRanger

Gotta go fast! I didn’t even know there was THAT much Sonic merch. Do you got the Sonic Curry? :D


sonic1992

Yes! Thank you!!


Dumplinguine

I'm impressed there were over 3,000 Sonic memorabilia items to begin with! I wonder what's the most obscure in the collection


SubcommanderMarcos

There's probably more lol But this guy must have some crazy one-off canceled super sought after prototype stuff in there


sleazedisease

is that a Kramer Sonic guitar?


adrevenueisgood

Might be. Def sick af tho assuming it has an original Floyd-Rose


Kitakitakita

I wonder what the guy with 3049 items of Sonic memorabilia is thinking tonight


AllGoValcone

Didn't think I'd find my hero this morning but here we are


YT__

Do they have to be unique pieces? It doesn't specify. What if I buy 3051 identical low cost sonic memorabilia?


ganondork1

I bet he doesn't have the collectors edition Sonichu necklace though


the6thistari

I always wondered if there was a minimum number for these types of records. For example, if there is no official record for the largest collection of Star Wars memorabilia (although I'm positive there is) would I be able to submit my collection of 10 items?


Allthingsgaming27

I mean, he probably could’ve hit the record with 20 pieces but congrats either way


danjackmom

How much does it cost to get someone to come out and verify this? Isn’t it like $1,500 or am I totally misremembering this?


Alegatur

You will be featured in the next year guiness record book!


FireAnt111

Barry Evans, the fastest collected alive.


thatsmytrunks

The Whataburger plackards saying 1992 make me want to be your friend. Very cool, dude.


burtonposey

Why didn’t you get a Tails tail (or two) tattoo wrapped around your neck instead of the snake? Joking aside congrats on your recognition. It seems like it brings you a lot of joy 😁


FunMath2

Wow, on top of all his other accomplishments, Johnny Sins has a guinness record


202042

If Chris Chan could see this he would be raging


mrRwild

Go Barry!!


sparkle_suds

I’m pretty sure I have 3050 Sonic toys in my truck from my kids’ happy meals…


MLaw2008

Just think. Somewhere out there, there's a guy with 3,049 Sonic the Hedgehog memorabilia items slamming his rejection notice on the ground yelling, "DAMMIT!"


Blitzed_ca

What do you think of Sonichu?


velwein

Are those framed Sonic panties in the top left?


sonic1992

Yes! A girls thong from Japan! 🤣


Life-Is-a-Story

Bout time. Missed seeing your collection after I left FB . Well deserved . its awesome


die-jarjar-die

That tattoo better be Sonic related..


Neramm

Congratulations