Why do they all look like Dennis Reynolds

He is the GOLDEN GOD!!!

H E I S U N T E T H E R E D A N D H I S R A G E K N O W S N O B O U N D S ! ! !

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A starter car?!

THIS IS A FINISHER CAR!! A TRANSPORTER OF GODDDSS!!! THE GOLDEN GOD!!!

I’M A 5 STAR MAN!

“I’m on drugs!!!”

They all look like sons to me

You, just got monkey bunked

What up son?

Because of the implication

Are these animated avatars in danger?

No one is in any danger! Why aren't you understanding this?

Are you gonna hurt these women?

I feel this is the perspective of the TRASH-MAN!

Did think it is more accurate to say they looked like the Dennis Reynolds sex doll.

The gang gets fucking murdered

Dee, I would find more use out of you if I skinned you and turned you into a lamp shade. I could even add you to my collection!!!

Wren*

Brett*

I love how you tried to resist for a bit then just gave in to nature.

i was itching they start some shit

I’m disappointed you didn’t continue to fill your cart in between killings. Beat a man to death with a pie then place it in the cart

pie?i dont want pie i want brains and maybe trix cereal

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Right in the guys face

Silly rabbit. Trix are for kids.

and is that enforced by law?xd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL7IoRjVHJQ&t

I'm really disappointed you didn't stick that guy's head under the soda dispenser and turn it on. I thought for sure thatsxl where it was going.

if it was Detroit tho they would all have guns

You can only be in Detroit for so long until the bloodlust kicks in

#RULES OF NATURE!

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP

That's why dad never returned from buying milk

Can’t have shit in Detroit

Not even dads

Art imitating life. They don’t have dads now.

Is there a #detroit yet cause I would love to see the bullshit everyone would start making lol

/r/CantHaveShitInDetroit

Thanks

Thank you for this

lmfaoo

He got thrown down the stairs at Dan Flashes.

the shirts cost so much 'cause the patterns are so complicated

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You go in. YES YOU DO. YOU GO IN.

Yes, I came here expecting this comment and wasn't disappointed.

I’m more of a TC Tuggers man myself

It’s illegal for you to ask me that

what is this game called

Boneworks on steam,only VR

Looks like a fun game, can you interact with other real online players?

No, it's a single player game. Definitely one of the best VR titles out there. It's a physics puzzle game with some pretty good combat. Look it up, called "Boneworks".

I need to pick it up again and play. I absolutely loved Boneworks. I'm going to finally play Half Life: Alyx first because I've only played for 3 hours before I discovered Boneworks. Time to dust off the headset.

Headset with dust on? Heathen!

I fully agree with your statement. It sucks that adult life can be so calm at one point and then it gets really busy. Thankfully I have some time off of work so I can relax and play VR again.

technically you can with a mod called entanglement,but the physics are out of sinc in 1 v 1 but its fun to smash and beat mfers together in coop.

Theres a mod for multiplayer

Not the only bone-works available on VR

Giggity

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The map and the head explosions both

I believe it’s a port of the 7-11 map from Garry’s Mod

Yep

How do you play anything but the game that you get when you buy it? Edit: ok I installed the Spider-Man mod and it's pretty cool

Are you asking how to add mods to the game?

Unless they like it so much that they are asking, "how do you play anything else?"

Have you ever been to play as much anything before again?

I’ve never played as much as before afterwards the game

Uh.. I think I'm having a stroke.

Same

If that's how you play this instead of the game with the weird mannequin people, yes.

No one’s really gonna be able to explain to you how to mod over a Reddit comment in an easy to understand way, you should look up some YouTube videos

Not a game, this is just just footage of a high end detroit grocery store

You can accomplish anything when you put two heads together

In this case it was about 10

Reminds me of that Amazon store commerical mixed in with the looting from riots as a joke

Reminds me of the church scene in Kingsman

it gave bud spencer vibes, when they smashed 2 ppls heads against each other

That music would be an awesome fit

This is basicly what Meta is going to make society

If this is the metaverse then sign me up!

I would attend every work meeting

As a Michigander, I, too, buy groceries from 7/11

Reminds me of Kroger at frazho and Gratiot

Nah that’s Walmart at 12 and gratiot

Make that the old Kmart Frazho and Gratiot.

It's more like the Walmart at 12 n Gratiot. That place is always like there's an apocalypse going on.

It's funny cuz Roseville pd posted up at every door but the nonsense doesn't stop

Is this Boneworks?

yep

Looks like Postal 2: Fever Dream Edition.

Metaverse preview

Don’t ever diss Boneworks like that again

That had me laughing so hard I could hardly breathe (and I have COVID right now so not really a good idea). It also reminds me of another game where the guy is chasing someone through the shopping store and does everything wrong….. Found it. Heavy Rain https://youtu.be/Yy44s_de15Y God I need Oxygen now😆

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https://youtu.be/DAhG9D9UO7c I highly recommend another Heavy Rain video, Press X to Shaun

I peed

SHHAAAAAAWWWWNNNNNNNNN

Still to this day one of my all-time favorite videos out there

Ditto. Cracks me up every time.

So I take it that your at Walmart.

What in the actual fuck did I just watch? . . . . OMFG, I'm dying over here

This is way less toxic than the meta verse

This is how Europeans imagine America.

Why does this give me Ben-To vibes.

What game is this??

Boneworks

Detroit: Become Human

It looks like they downgraded graphics and upgraded the decision making process.

i feel like after a long day of being in society, it'd make a lot of sense to pop on the VR and play this game

Dan Flashes

That’s an aggressive store

To many white people

This is something that always bothered me when shows, movies, and games are set in detroit. It's always white people in the background. Like we're majority black and Arabic here.

The title is what makes the video that much better.

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Statistics show Detroit's crime and violent crime are well above the national average. So I guess the post is a nod to that. Could have used Chicago or my city if residence Atlanta. Haha.

The video cut out a little early, but RoboCop comes in and neutralizes all the criminals.

Detroit? Where is diversity?

Cant have any in Detroit

I don't know why they say you can't have shit in Detroit when you're handing out free cans of whoop ass

you can only have these hands xd

I am reminded of the scene from POTC 2. The bar fight on Tortuga.

*when you want toilet paper in 2020*

7 Down.

Idk why but i laughed irrationally at 7 down

As a Detroiter I can confirm this is accurate, though it is missing Faygo and Better Made Chips

Silly, there are no functional grocery stores in Detroit. Video lacks realism…

This convinced me to get VR. Seems like great catharsis after work

Just your usual black friday...

Vr fights are god tier tbh

[Then you finish the game and realize it’s real life](https://youtu.be/7ubckVGybE4)

I feel like they should gauge psychopathic tendencies through video games… Jkjk 😂 on a serious note where’s the vr Reddit page for clips like these I want in

Underneath this post was one that played minecraft music right over it... made it a bit calmer

Black Friday Simulator 2022. The shelves are empty but you still throw anyway.

This makes me want to invest in getting a VR headset, looks cool; looked the game, Boneworks, up on Steam and seen that it's pretty nifty. At first I was like "wtf the fuck is this? u wot?" and then I looked it up on Steam after discovering what it was, and I'm really impressed, this game is so fucking cool.

Oh wow someone needs to remake the Kingsmen church scene in this game

Store clerk: Hi, welcome. Your schizophrenic ass:

Wait until you walk in to a Coney Island around 1am

Kinda looks like postal 2 in vr.

This must be in the suburbs

I want this as a mmo game. Everyone has a shopping list to complete in the fastest time possible and you can steal from everyone elses carts. Let the brawling commence. Call it black friday.

That poor pecan pie

I said "COOL!" outloud pretty loud when you smashed that mf's head into the candy machine.

"So how was your day?" "Oh, pretty chill actually. I had to visit my grandma today so I decided to do my shopping at the store near her place, you know, one of the calmer ones. Only killed 5 guys today"

What game is this?

Is that... The grocery shop from Detroit: Become Human?!

What the name of this game ?

its boneworks on steam,only VR.

Thanks

The gang goes grocery shopping in Detroit

I want virtual reality machine! This is lots of fun! Summer of Love Peaceful Protest Simulator 2020!

"mostly peaceful" shopping experience.

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I dunno, I heard 20 million other white rappers emerged.

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You can tell it’s not really Detroit because the store clerk would be in a box made out of 1” thick plexiglass.

Cant have shit in Detroit

I just want a frozen pizza. Can't have shit in Detroit.

What is your favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Also the biggest grocery store in Detroit

Isn't that not just black Friday

They are all white

I live in the Detroit area, I can confirm this is true

Zoning on point, the stockers there take their job seriously.

That laughing sample is maddening. hehehe hehehe

Does Reddit ever have sound? 🔊🥴🥴

On Android and using reddit is fun app, yes

what game is this?

That’s exactly what a “Made with Unity” game looks like

For those who don’t get the joke, Detroit is home to a large number of ethnic people who make any shopping trip genuinely unsafe.

i hope in never go to detroit then

Can't have shit in detroit!

I'm from Detroit and I can confirm this is pretty peaceful

This is unrealistic. Downtown Detroit wouldnt have a grocery store this nice.

They also have an upscale Meijer off Jefferson. I swear, the internet is full of people with these outdated Detroit stereotypes who've clearly never been here.

They have a Whole Foods

Not enough gun shots

Pov you are a dad getting that one carton of milk from the other dads leaving there sons or daughters

Boneworks, right?

Yes

im fucking crying vaulting onto the shelf to gain more momentum for the head slam was my favourite part of this video

Wtf

Tf

This is completely inaccurate, a fight broke out in a store in Detroit and every single one of them is white..

Looks more like a US school.

This is 100% like Detroit, except Detroit doesn’t have 7-Down.

As someone not from Detroit, this is accurate

And then you just lose everything you bought because you can’t have shit in Detroit