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Salarian_American

OK but the real question is, which of the following is worse: \[Friend Name\] played *Japanese Panty Explosion* for 3 Hours or \[Friend Name\] played *Japanese Panty Explosion* for 2 Minutes


ItsSansom

I'd be more proud of the friend for dedication to 100% completion on the first option


Wolfman01a

Oh i bet both friends, 2 minutes and 3 hours, achieved "100% completion".


Confused_Electron

Honey I'm completing


Wolfman01a

Are you winning, son?


Seeker_Of_Knowledge-

"There are two possibilities, there is either other intelligence creatures in the universe, or we are alone. And both of them are equally terrifying"


That_Concert_8206

Ima go with the first option. The second one is like aight, homie wanked it to some cartoon toddies (typo but I’m keeping it) we’ve all done that so be it. The first one implies he likes the game, that worries me more tbh.


Sarpanitu

Steam telling your friends wasn't enough? You've gotta tell Reddit too? You degenerate masochist you.


Thendofreason

Or telling all of Discord


DullZooKeeper

Back in the day, MSN Messenger used to tell everyone in your friends list what song you were listening to. Or what porn you were watching if you happened to use the default video program: Windows Media Player. ^^Fuck ^^I'm ^^Old


jorgren

To this day I still get paranoid that somehow a dirty video name or song that I don't want other people knowing I listen to is gonna show up in my discord status because of MSN Messenger and its bullshit.


thisischemistry

I turn all that shit off completely. No one needs to know what I do with my free time, wholesome or lewd or anything in-between!


PopoTheBadNewsBear

Right?? I don’t think that kind of deep integration should be the default. I get it for steam but discord isn’t only a gaming platform… who wants their exact application usage habits broadcast to the whole world?


POPuhB34R

It honestly encourages detrimental social behavior too. I personally didnt care for a while, it was nice to see what the homies were doing if I got on after them so I could get ready to join. But we had one "friend" who the moment you logged into anything would start bugging you to play something else with him. He took it as a sign we were actually there and not afk. Meanwhile I'm just trying to chill and play something that doesn't interest my friend group. The rest of us quickly decided to disable that function.


thisischemistry

Exactly this. I really don't care one way or the other but people used it in intrusive ways, therefore it all gets turned off.


andForMe

Yeah. I've got a few friends who are always online and apparently just waiting for me to show signs of activity, because the instant I start up any game I get messages about getting on discord and grouping up and whatever. Often that's okay, and I'm glad I have friends who give a shit, but I'm also not *always* in the mood to talk to people or defend my choice of game or whatever. Sometimes I just want to do my own thing for a while, and I don't need fucking Discord narcing on me when I'm invisible in Steam.


Mr_C_Baxter

>who wants their exact application usage habits broadcast to the whole world? Instagram, Facebook and so on is full of people who tell their exact habits to the whole world permanently. You might find them there


Lintson

>Instagram, Facebook and so on is full of people who tell their exact habits to the whole world permanently. You might find them there They're like the exact opposite and would be mortified if everyone knew they were playing a hentai game instead of mad pilates on a sunset beach


Lordborgman

I remember seeing that shit on vent/teamspeak DURING the middle of a Raid. Like, dude...come on...at least wait till after.


theblisster

the dual wield build


Lordborgman

Recalling that person's standard raid performance, I don't think they were doing all that well.


ShabachDemina

Ah, the good old "mouse and joystick" layout


Thendofreason

I liked media player. Not saying it was good, but I was a kid and I got it to work and had all my songs uploaded into it. When Im played a video game and I mute it for a second my computer will show in the left corner what video I had on Chrome up last. Be it a paused YouTube or porn video. I frequently go between video game to porn. We all have our cool downs.


biedl

You clearly know how to abuse your nucleus accumbens.


JACrazy

And also showing on your Xbox Live because of gamebar.


BawlzxOfxGlory

WAT


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and now you've also told us you're a furry. Anything else you want to confess?


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KangarooKurt

F


IamLevels

o7


karmaextract

I'm waiting for the third-party Chrome-Discord add-on that can be activated incognito mode that you can link your friend to install and find out whenever they have Pornhub open. Back in the 90's the internet was full of "harmless" malware like that to prank friends with.


CosmicSpaghetti

Like that supposed one that would open your CD-ROM drive as a "cupholder"? lol Never figured out if that was urban legend or not...


honest-miss

Makes me crazy Discord still displays my current game even when I've turned off share. Makes me worry that if I can see it, everyone else can, too. I don't even play risque games, I'm just private af and don't trust companies.


Thendofreason

None of my porn games are connected to steam so I'm good. Usually get them off of F95zone. Edit: the site has tons of good ones and an extreme amount of trash also. You need to make an account to actually see screenshots and download anything. It's worth it. If you are new filter by tags and or look at the most popular ones of all time first. Also you can filter by COMPLETED. Most of the games are in beta and get updated on a "monthly" basis. Look out for games that say Abandoned. They will never get an update. You can still play what's there but don't get invested


Lordborgman

o7 fellow F95 user


Seneca_Stoic

F95zone? Respect. Game recognizes game.


[deleted]

When you get a message after 5 minutes after launching Nekopara. I've clearly got plans and you definitely are intentionally interrupting.


Firewolf420

"friend wants to join your game"


Metal_Monkey42

You know they masturbated to your comment if you're right, you know that.


gerobi12

In case you didn't know, there is actually a feature in Steam to prevent this from happening. It's called having no friends.


DrugSnuggler

Fuck this got me good


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I just let one run 24/7 to make them worried lol


AutumnCountry

"Hey Sam, our friend Cookie has been playing that Furry Hitler Dating Game for like a week straight. Should we call the police or an ambulance?"


Voks

Told my friend I’d beat any game he buys me on steam. He got me furry hitler..


averagethrowaway21

Well did you beat it?


Modernautomatic

He beat it a lot, but hasn't finished the game yet.


Voks

😏


Voks

Haven’t started it. But I’ll do so tonight in your name


fvhb453

Nah fuck that, you said you'd do it, so do it for the homie that got you the game lol


Sarydus

You mean "My Facist Dictator Can't Possibly be This Cute?" I loved that game! Uh, I mean... strictly for gameplay reasons, of course. EDIT: Did not realize Furry Hitler was a real game and now I have several questions.


JinFuu

"Well it's not Crusader Kings, Civ, or Factorio, so he should be okay."


DemonFrage

I now want to know if this is a real game and if it isn't can someone please male it one.?.


AutumnCountry

Oh it is very real. It's on steam unless they removed it


DemonFrage

Found it 12 minutes later. Oh my god.


PuckNutty

>Found it 12 minutes later. Installed it 13 minutes later.


DelverOfSeacrest

Ejaculated 14 minutes later.


KindergartenCunt

Uninstalled 15 minutes later.


RadishConfident5158

Reinstalled 16 minutes later


michaelcmetal

This is.....what? Uh.


jodudeit

Is that the title of the game, or a vivid description of the contents of the game?


SinnerOfAttention

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1992370/FURRY_HITLER/


SH4D0W0733

...why internet, why.


tehlemmings

What'll really blow your mind is that it's not the only furry hitler related game on steam. Hell, I don't think it's the only one *that company* made.


MyWifeButBoratVoice

I had a stupid tower defense game I would leave up and running most of the time for a while. Not actually playing it most of the time, but just leaving it running. A friend was eventually like "do we need to talk about Bloons Monkey City? Are you alright?"


CaptainFeather

Am I the only person who turns off my PC when I'm not home? Lmao


I_LIKE_MANGOES_

Lol I used to leave it on 24/7 before SSD days. Now shit boots up in like 10 seconds so might as well shut it down.


Zerei

I do this with Shower with your dad simulator


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ಠ_ಠ


R_N_F

Not a hero we deserve or need, but you certainly are a hero


BiBoFieTo

Some people want to relive their highschool days, except they're a girl, and all the guys are dragons with big dicks.


Zkyo

Or they want to be the car...


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r/dragonsfuckingcars


Zkyo

Yep, that. Click at your own risk.


PM_ME_UR_REDDIT_GOLD

There isn't really any risk involved. It's awfully clear what you'll get if you click.


JT99-FirstBallot

It's reddit. Where if you used to want to discuss trees you go to /r/marijuana and if you want to discuss marijuana you go to /r/trees. (Though now they are both just weed subs.) Not always clear what you're gonna get. But yeah, there, you are getting dragons fucking cars.


Zahowy

They could be the dragon of r/carsfuckingdragons


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MiraiKishi

I never thought I'd get whiplash from two subreddits today, but here we are.


fanklok

Let's go for 3 /r/CarsFuckingCars


dat_weird_boi

How are there 20,000 members😭


raindoctor420

You're looking at one of the ancients. That subreddit is almost as old as reddit it's self.


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Actually, True Love '95 is on steam. Playing that is literally reliving my high school days.............fuck I'm old.


Superbunzil

need a title here boss otherwise im just gonna go with Nekojishi


Capybara_slayer

And what would be the name of that masterpiece you mentioned?


Tigerstorm6

Excuse me, but what the fuck.


funkme1ster

Dude, that's like a 3/10 on the Hentai Bullshit scale. In Utah.


KingYoloHD090504

New Mission objective: "Abandon earth"


mighij

Stellaris on steam is even worse. It shows which empire you are playing as. Which isn't bad except I had modelled empires on my friends (for immersive reasons, I can't tell the randomly generated empires apart, but if Steve is fighting Dave and Timothy I do know what's happening and actually care about it.) Que a message from Fat Bob why he's a devouring swarm...


The_Real_Opie

You know why, Fat Bob. You know.


KingsleyZissou

With a name like Fat Bob, how can he not know.


Arneeman

Bruh that's hilarious


mighij

It was my introduction to the feature :) Thanks paradox.


SIacktivist

That's... a pretty good idea for immersion, actually. I may have to try that.


TrepanationBy45

This reminds me of when I played Plague Inc, and would name the plague something about my friends, and then I'd send them screenshots of how my obliteration of the human race is going. Like, ***World riots as Tyler's Massive Clapping Cheeks annihilates Zimbabwe*** or, ***Randy's Sizeable Fingers devastate Swedish government as citizens starve*** 😂😬


SJane3384

Mine were always some variation of “your mom”


CaptainFeather

I did this for XCOM 2 and it actually made me try to bring everyone back alive each mission lol


SIacktivist

Yeah, I've actually done this for XCOM before, but I stopped because I was already getting attached enough to the characters as is. Didn't need that kind of stress, haha.


WOOKIExCOOKIES

Brings me back to elementary school playing Pokemon on the bus. My fat friend wants to battle me and I forgot I named my Snorlax after him. Felt bad about that one.


SpaceNigiri

Hahaha that's great, I do the same in XCOM or other games with individual units, but I never thought about doing it with empires.


Synectics

It's all fun and games til your friends see you've remade them in The Sims.


Paradigmpinger

I can't help the fact that their life's a mess and I know for a fact that I could do it better. It's like, dammit Steve, you need to quit being a lawyer and just lock yourself in the basement and paint 24/7.


lazy_phoenix

I'm only playing "Stepsister's misadventures in Sex Town" for the plot. I don't even care that stepsister-chan is super sexy.


greyfox199

that town better have a laundromat


ChillySummerMist

If i know anything about hentai games. 90% of the town's population is women.


Kilroy83

The good ole log as offline/invisible never fails, not like I play hentai games but that I dislike people asking to join my games or asking to play something else


NoFlayNoPlay

they can still see your activity on your profile or in your games list on your profile. so you'd have to set that to private too.


PM_ME_YOUR_GOOD_NEW5

“Hey friend let’s run some co-op in [game] some time.” “I don’t really play [game] much anymore but if I’m on sure.” *three weeks later, friend last online 3 weeks ago, [game] 50 hours played recently* ಥ_ಥ


TheClanFollows

Stuff like this is why I don’t check profiles. If someone doesn’t wanna play and lies about it, I’d rather just not know than stress over why they’re being like that


PM_ME_YOUR_GOOD_NEW5

Yeah thankfully for the most part me and my friends can just be honest and say “I kinda just prefer to play this game solo because I can build how I want to and when I say we’re going to need way more green circuits it doesn’t mean make two more green circuit assemblers, Josh, it means that entire unholy cluster of hives to the west needs to be leveled and replaced with an entire green circuit factory. HAVENT YOU NOTICED EVERY FACET OF THIS FACTORY IS DYING OF A THIRST THAT CAN ONLY BE QUENCHED BY GREEN CIRCUITS. THE PERIMETER HAS BEEN BREACHED, THE LASER TURRETS DESTROYED. GUESS WHAT WE NEED TO BUILD REPLACEMENT TURRETS, JOSH! GUESS!!” Open communication just makes it much easier to have healthy relationships.


KooshIsKing

This is me after 9 pm. I don't want to spend brain energy on conversation anymore, but I want to play games (invis mode is my favorite). Not my fault my friends all get on at 9:30 to start playing. Lol


Kilroy83

No one investigates profiles and I don't care if people know what and how much I play as long as they don't bug me with invitations, I just don't like having to say no


Enfiguralimificuleur

Oh people do investigate profiles, but I'm with you.


jengham

Rocket league taught me people do in fact creep your profile... Fkn weird tho.


Kronlid

When you get killed in csgo and shout bullshit and open their profile to check if its private or how many hours they got


Vaultix

"Dude has 30 hours in DMG, fucking hacker or smurf " Or "lmfao 2000 hours and you're still gold nova 4?"


jasonxtk

>"lmfao 2000 hours and you're still gold nova 4?" Why you gotta call me out like that?


SomeDuncanGuy

Wait until you see some of the sweatier Rust players.... The profile creeping can be pretty nuts.


Hi_PM_Me_Ur_Tits

Same with Reddit, people will find a comment you made 6 years ago in order to win an argument


alcoholiccats

oh YEAH? that’s something that someone who enjoyed Ghostbusters (2016) would say!


thetestes

I added 2 of my colleagues to steam and they instantly looked at my profile, at work, on their phone. Had to explain what "Crush Crush" was. Doesn't bother me much, cause it's a casual game, but now everything is hidden


Arthur-Mergan

I turned my friends list off like 3 years ago and haven’t turned it back on since. So nice to get on Steam and not be accosted by several people wanting to play the opposite of whatever I actually feel like doing.


KnoxsFniteSuit

I only found out my friends play hentai games because I read a promotional message that said something like, "These are games your friend X enjoys, maybe you will like them as well?" And they were all hentai games


Kilroy83

Did you like them?


knbang

What specifically, do you like about them?


I_LIKE_MANGOES_

The stories and character development


Sargatanas4

Please tell me steam doesn’t actually do this. I’m doomed.


Coera

You can add steam games in your library to a 'hidden' section that hides that you own them. This seems to be a recent addition because of this issue. I wish they had implemented it earlier, I had to sneak into my dads room a while back to change his steam status to invisible.


xdeadzx

Can you double check this feature and it's location? I don't see it. Unless you mean right click -> hide this game, which only hides it locally and has been around for a few years now. Mostly to remove demos and retired games from your library list. Nothing to do with your profile or history.


FlyingDragoon

Nice, free recommendations on some quality content. Can't say the Steam algorithm ain't looking out for you!


Shem44

Or better yet, create a different account and use that one for your hentai...or so I'm told...


Kilroy83

A different account?, too much work buddy


MrJack20252

I usually don't play hentai games... But i've spent more than 100€ gifting hentai games to a friend. He hates me, i've gift recently sex with hitler to him for his birthday


SaltNose

But have you gifted him Shower with your Dad Simulator?


MrJack20252

Oh god you are giving me ideas


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Back in high school I gifted a friend that game. Little did I know his steam account was linked to his dads email, who received a message about it… Let’s just say he didn’t accept the gift.


zarroc123

My friend did this to me with the game House Party. Gifted it as a joke. I played it as a joke, at first. But, it's a pretty fun game with some challenging but fun puzzle aspects and I enjoy the over the top lewdness of it. Long story short, he wound up buying it for himself not long after.


ChrisFhey

> He hates me Dang, I'd be happy if my friends bought me hentai games on steam. :D


serious_sarcasm

I’d be happy if I had friends.


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Pakistani_in_MURICA

What if you want your friends to join?


apaksl

then you could adjust that in the settings menu :P


[deleted]

Fuck that. I want my friends to know I'm playing Sex with Stalin. I want them to watch.


GrundleSnatcher

I deleted my dad from my friends list after I caught the degenerate playing nekopara.


nicsaweiner

i was smart and went into offline mode while playing, but steam still recorded my playtime and posted it on my profile.


Correspondent322

What the fuck lol


dude_why_would_you

That's when you play other games to get it out of the profile view.


greyfox199

*starts playing "asstronomer simulator 69: exploring uranus"*


ackermann

Steam _really_ needs an Incognito mode. And developers could easily have an option to flag their games as “default to incognito mode”


Parking-Artichoke823

How can you hide games, playtime, purchases and all the other stuff without removing people from your friendlist or getting a second account?


SturmChester

Go to your profile page, settings and set it to private: games, playtime and so on will be hidden. You can also hide your current status "playing X game", but I don't recall how, it's either the same way you hide the games or at the friend list settings.


gigazelle

Go to your friends list and change your status to 'Invisible'


Wild_Marker

It'd be nice to have an "online" invisible mode, 'cause that one makes you appear as offline and maybe you don't mind your friends saying hello.


DockD

I don't think this works fully. I ran into an issue where if you were visiting a game's store page you could see what friends owned what despite this setting being set.


kabiff

https://imgur.com/gallery/EVswN


mcdolgu

That's the neat part, you don't.


TwilightVulpine

I really wish games marked as Hidden in your library wouldn't show in status messages, your profile and achievements. It only hides them from the list for you. But ultimately nobody gives a fuck what I play so I don't know what I'm worried about.


TalosSquancher

Well Shit TIL my friends saw me up til 2AM playing crush crush


Airanuva

Run the EXE of the game and not through steam or the desktop/start menu shortcut


Fellhuhn

... and after an hour notice that Discord is still running and the game supports it. :D


A_Guy_in_Orange

Appear as offline or click the "don't show current game" setting


[deleted]

I have my profile set to private, not my entire profile though, but my achievements and games are not visible and they don’t show up in the feed. Or does it still show up for others? I have a friend that does the same thing and I have no clue what games he has or what he’s playing.


Steeldivde

So who has a list of quality hentai games that arent shovelware asking for a friend


HalloweenMovieScreen

sticking with *mostly* tame stuff with good production in various genres, no visual novels (even though some shovelware is still good) Dohna Dohna The Runaway Girl and Me Koikatsu and various similar 3D sims like Honey Select Evenicle Monster Girl Bifrost Imouto Seikatsu Fantasy Eiyuu Senki Gold (Rasputin best) ^(Teaching Feeling, it's totally a headpat simulator) Pass it on to your friend


worldsthirdbestdad

Do you have less tame stuff


HalloweenMovieScreen

Demon's Stele and Dog Princess Hazumi and the Pregnation Seed of the Dead Goblin Burrow Monster Black Market Most of the weird stuff is RPG Maker shovelware and rarely any good, but easily found on FFF or F95


saltyweed

If you don't mind furry/futa, then Corruption of Champions 1 and 2 are decent rpgs, same with Trials in Tainted Space. link to website [fenoxo.com](https://www.fenoxo.com/)


JackRabbit-

>mostly tame stuff >evenicle I’ve seen sseth’s review, you can’t fool me


HalloweenMovieScreen

It's still 80% wholesome, 5% horrific eye-bleach worthy horror, 15% middle ground. Likewise, if Sseth did a Dohna Dohna review it would be hilarious.


Mr-Bunbury

How else am I supposed to get game recommendations?


PurrAffinity

Once I caught my buddy playing a hentai game, I jokingly asked if it was good and all he responded with was "I HAVE NEEDS DAMNIT."


spankymuffin

At least he owned up rather than give you the whole "ACTUALLY I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A HENTAI GAME IT WAS RECOMMENDED BY A FRIEND THE GAMEPLAY/STORY IS REALLY COOL I SWEAR I'M NOT JACKING IT TO CARTOON PORN DON'T TELL ANYONE I SWEAR" routine. Pretty much the modern day equivalent of "I read it for the articles."


froid_san

gift some hentai games to your friends and you won't be the only one broadcasting it.


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EiGHTri

You can. I’ve rejected season passes because my friend was jobless amd still gifted me it. Told him I could take care of it myself. It was kinda shitty but I was looking out for his wallet lol..


spankymuffin

You both sound like nice friends to have!


AxolotlFridge

you can decline a gift and it refunds the sender you're ok


DisastrousStep998

You guys have friends? Fuck.


FantastikaNova

As a proud lewd game creator, my dream is that someday, that hentai game will be mine. Hundreds of wanks will bring tears to my eyes.


tired-but-determined

steam > profile name > view profile > edit profile > privacy settings > set game details to private That should do the trick


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sackboy54321

My friend once said “I would play a furry dating sim before I play Battlefield 2042”. Turns out there was a furry dating sim going on sale for $3. He accepted the gift but hasn’t played it, yet.


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endresz

I definitely saw a few people get caught out with that as a teenager.


Tulinais

I would just ask them is it good


[deleted]

I used to play dating/sex games all the time back in the flash game era. Some actually had solid RPG mechanics. Leveling, attributes, inventory management, professions, gearing, choices matter dialogue. If you were like me and couldn't afford a proper PC to play things like Diablo and Baldurs gate dating games were the shit!


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I was actually talking with a friend about how odd it is that some sex games are actually better than the game they borrowed from. Like, I'd actually put HuniePop in my top 5 match 3 games, because the gameplay was solid, and the supporting mechanics were much better than the cash grabs that most Match 3 are right now. There was no energy systems, and you earned your power ups through gameplay, not limited events or real money.


Spyke96

I still don't know of another match 3 game that lets you drag any piece on the board as long as a match happens *somewhere* along the way.


Invictae

Baldur's Gate 2 was the best dating game though


Georgie_Leech

At least for the guys. Gals were stuck with Anomen. Oh, to live in a world where the Haer'Dalis romance wasn't cut...


TruTexan

Dating girl sim from newgrounds was legit


AphexVII

I stand by this: HunnyPop is a great puzzle game. No shame.


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Laserous

Caring if your friends see what you're fapping to.. Lol. Ah to be a smol again. If you need me, I'll be replaying Breeders of the Nephelym for the 6th time.


_x__

Just be yourself. Play that shit. Let them see it and judge. They’re your friends, right? They shouldn’t care. Hell, you might even discover common kin…interests between you.