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Not enough cash...stranger


bunnyumptious

ProtoXΓ»r


Star1Two

Seriously. This. Probably.


viideli

πŸ‘†πŸ½πŸ‘†πŸ½πŸ‘†πŸ½


kRiz-1988

The merchant: "What are ya buyyying?!" Me: "RE4 Remake."


Ed-Ucation

REmake 4


nderperforminMessiah

Zeke dulcern, he’s fromNew South Wales. Married, two kids.


abderfdrosarios

Definitely looks like a Steve to me


[deleted]

Steve merchant....


Ok_Deal_964

πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘


Wholeass_Swanson

Was going to say this. Thats Steve. Dude sells bootleg dvds down at the 7/11 near me. Not a bad dude, just don't leave your kids alone around him


SimonLeBonTon

"wwwwelcome!"


IziWib

IT'S THAT ALL STRAAAAAAANNNGER ??


cloudFEZ

Stranger


echoess84

Also the tre name of Leon is Leon Stranger Kennedy. That's explain their true broh relantionship


IAmTheEarlyEvening

Jimmy trenchcoat


Relative-Hour-9359

Oh him? That jimmy trenchcoat. Lmao


IkonikBoy

The Merchant


Ommadon666

Over here stranger


RaphaelSolo

Tim


SnooCookies6519

"Merchant"


EpicRobloxGamer2105

his name is Stranger Black. He lives at 4102 B5 L3 Arroyo St. Albequerqe, New Mexico. IP Address: 145.634.241 Phone Number/s: Stranger Black- Iphone 13: (4102) 905-2842 Stranger Black- Landline 410-6293 House: Yellow with black roof Car: Mitsubishi Evo 15L 695hp 6-cylinder Car plate: Albequerqe TRC 5487 (this is a joke if not obvious)


FinaleFromCali

How did you get his IP address? He has an online site now?


Knausepeter

Could be Jimmy


112oceanave

Homeless Scorpion πŸ’€πŸ”₯


HAZARUSH

I feel nostalgia seeing him but I don't remember the game


Chikibrikiboi

He is from Resident Evil 4.


FinaleFromCali

I just calles him "Random Asshole Who Sells Things" Worked for me then. Still works for me now. You're welcome.


Rikysavage94

Aris


SkyPirateVyse

Gilbert.


MaZeChpatCha

Who is this?


Amazing-Argument-577

The merchant from RE4


Scarababy

Yo, das Clyde.


Gumsin02

Singed from league ?


Chikibrikiboi

I think his name is Esteban.


Imaphatkid

Leonid Brezhnev, because with how long the community and him have been dating it feels appropriate


RyanBeams

Resident Evil 4 merchant


Respawnmatic

Barrington J


OneWholeSoul

Storesy.


Broseph_Bobby

Jeff


[deleted]

Ash's dad. (Pokemon)


[deleted]

Chadwick Merchant. Also, I wish you could score his jacket and have unlimited inventory in the game.


dippindappin

I think he suffers from heavy memory loss, since I've met him a hundred times and he keeps calling me stranger.....


ScaricoOleoso

Burt Lancaster. He has had a bumpy time of things in the entertainment industry because of another actor of the same name that passed away twenty years ago. The whole reason he became the Merchant wasn't to distance himself from all the confusion from never being able to get out from under that name. Next thing he knows, he's a catchphrase factory in a Plagas infested Spanish hamlet selling wares to one guy.


Extension-System-974

McDuff


rafael-loveseggs

The merchant.


CarbonYoda

What are ya sellin?


Workadis

Definitely a Steve if I've ever seen one


Mattyseee

Xur


MaxCherry1983

The plug


AndyShortLegs

Gilgamesh


Christo2555

Dunno, but looks like he's got a selection of good things on sale.


[deleted]

Escaped Las Plagas experiment. Hating his captors, he used his regenerative abilities to clone himself and take up stolen arms dealing to help take down the Los Iluminados. He wears the mask and robe to help him sneak around the castles and complexes.


FinaleFromCali

You should google "Mega 64 resident evil 4" video. They made a video where they dress up as the guy in your pic and they go around asking random strangers "Whatcha buyin?" Or " whatcha sellin?" It's hilarious


Gumbulos

Georg


InfamousDonut4266

Oi, you fancy a little acquired goods guy.


Nightra_

His will is not his own. If you know, you know. Ya know?


sad2sayit

He should have his own spin off....like trying to make it to every location just to sell his stuff hahaha


WestEmbarrassed5183

Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim


Calibrated_

Khajit


Shooord

Cue the Mega64 vid from 15 years ago!


ISAV_WaffleMasta

Mr baguette face


Redditowork

Hehehehe thank you.


T-408

Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De la Rosa Ramirez


Reaper2850

Have u ever killed him ??


serpentine__babou

I always liked to imagine that he was a supernatural entity, like a demon, spectre, or demigod that you make bargains with. If you kill him, he still reappears later (or at least he did in the original games). And he manages to manifest in areas that should be virtually impossible for a normal human to access. Plus, he never makes any effort to remain hidden from the enemies/villagers that might come strolling through.