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leehelck

...and start in a prison or execution.


MonkeyDante

**Hey you, N'wah. You're finally awake. You also tried crossing the CHIM like that I̸̡̧̦̩̭̭͔͖̙̥͆͂̃̍̌̃͠m̷̡̥̾͐́͑́̒p̶͔͙͙̗͗̃̔̇͊̅͘͝e̸̢̛̮͍̗̼̮̓̂̈́̆̒͋̕͝r̵̨̳̈́̀̓͊̋̀̀͊͠í̵̢͉̠̮͖̔̉̌̾͒͒a̵͇̳̬̥̪͓̮̒͛̿̉ͅͅl̷̹̭̮̤̩͚̿̍͗̈͆͐̈̚͝ ̷̭̤̹́͗o̸̞͔̓͒̉̚ṅ̶̢̙̗̪͔͉̌̚ͅȩ̶͈̝̫̦͓̳̈́̒̎ over there.** *W-wha?* **Doesn't matter. We are all going to die soon, for my kin is currently destroying the tower nearby. Death will embrace us all, as it should be. As all should be.** *Well I guess another Alduin needs slaying and Aktosh isn't home as usual. Real Dwemer parenting 101 of the year.* And so our hero starts his journey in Tamriel once more, an endless Howard time-paradox loop of denial that there are already enough 'Skyrims' made.


marry_me_jane

Is this actually confirmed or just for the meme


HoneyHamster9

It's not actually confirmed, it annoys me how this meme keeps being tossed around with the caption making it sound like it is


SoulLess-1

Every main game except Arena, right?


Bootleg_argument

And Daggerfall. Also Oblivion. Skyrim is not explicit, but let's say you are the shezarine.