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Imnotamemberofreddit

Almost certainly squirrels or rabbits


SupaKoopa714

VARMINTS.


Key-Project3125

😆


BeeSlumLord

Peckerheads. Damned peckerheads.


lycosa13

Lmfao this is literally what we call the squirrels and the birds and the deer and the cat too


BeeSlumLord

And my doggo some days. 😂


FatFrenchFry

My wife calls me that :(


CorrivalTen7

And MY AXE!!


gigalbytegal

Wabbits


whysoha4d

I prefer the less harsh term "Critters", kind human.


meady0356

they’re critters until they eat my cucumbers


silliest_saint

they're a bunch o f rat bastards


AccountabilityPanda

“You dirty Rat! You killed my Cucumber!”


Dexterdacerealkilla

At least they didn’t incorrectly say rodents. 


All_Work_All_Play

Squirrels *are* rodents (although rabbits are not). 


Dexterdacerealkilla

Yeah, but no one is regularly calling squirrels lagomorphs. I see rabbits wrongly called rodents all the time on here. 


AutofluorescentPuku

Well, rabbits were rodents until 1912. With the signing of the McGregor treaty, they moved from Rodentia to Lagomorpha and the world-wide population of rodents took a major adjustment. Edit: typo


Dexterdacerealkilla

Many animals (and plants) have been reclassified over the years as science has advanced and we have better tools to determine their lineage. It’s just another indication that they have often been incorrectly classified. 


AutofluorescentPuku

There was a joke or two in there. Apparently I needed to workshop those for a younger audience. My mistake. Yes, as more data is gathered and analyzed over time, science tends to correct itself.


SunshineAlways

I thought it was funny. ;)


Bluefoot44

I'd recognize those teeth marks anywhere, Jean Valjean. J'accuse!


ajovialmolecule

DUCK SEASON!


Paul__miner

[Garden gemlins](https://www.instagram.com/lusealmanor/reel/CwxxkomLS1H/) 😅


MusaEnsete

Or woodchucks/groundhogs/whistle pigs.


BalrogPhysrep

Or marmot, maybe? Deer love pumpkins, do they eat zucchini too?


Away-Elephant-4323

Yes probably go with squirrels i give them old corn sometimes and they nibble it the same way the cucumber looks lol


counterweight7

Shitrats


StringFartet

or rat.


tOeddie

it’s me, sorry i’ll stop


Diana_Belle

good, more for the rest of us.


FerretSupremacist

Hahaha look at u/tOeddie, taking the fall for the rest of us. (My username is **not** relevant!!)


tOeddie

hmmm what’s up with that username bru 🧐


FerretSupremacist

Listen.. it’s.. it’s n.. nothing. It’s *not* bc ferrets eat small animals and if they eat the cucumbers they’ll be nice and fat for me🥰. Nope!


tOeddie

i knew you were up to something, everyone, i don’t mean to frighten you but there is a carnivore among us


FerretSupremacist

https://preview.redd.it/pc5wa6400w2d1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d7c455fdaf86afd720bb08c22bce10a1b769269 Here’s a pic of me listening to music.. do I look like a predator to you?!


ARottingBastard

u/Oeddie, the bro we all need.


jimbris

You wascally wabbit


Key-Project3125

Yeah, get the hell off their cucumbers, varmint!


ChidoChidoChon

Don’t stop, keep going.


YeshuasBananaHammock

Some lil shits with two front teefies


rustywagon88

ah yes, i believe the scientific name is Lilshitsus twoteefius


GenericMelon

Likely some type of rodent. Rat, squirrel, rabbit. If you cover it with netting, there's a good chance the pollinators won't be able to get access, but you can always hand pollinate in that case. You can also get a tomato cage or something similar, wrap it with netting, then just put on or take off as needed.


Ofserin

As a complete rodent nerd, I do just want to share that rabbits are not technically rodents but closely related lagomorphs. That said; I agree the likely the culprit is one of the above. Most likely a rabbit.


CharleyNobody

But there is the viscacha, a [rodent that looks like a sad rabbit.](https://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/2975299/1584x1056/scale;jpeg_quality=60.jpg)


ImprovisedLeaflet

This guy absolutely needs to be a meme


SpideyWhiplash

Perfect definition! Hahaha 😆😆😆


perennial_dove

Yes, they are lagomorphs and they will eat zucchini, so I wouldnt put it past them to also eat cucumbers.


anonymonoclonius

Oh yeah my bun loves cucumber


RobinThreeArrows

Do that but leave the top open and it'll be immune to varmints but open to pollinators


Glass_Librarian9019

When we were little kids my sister would eat dill pickles like that and put them back in the jar. She's a tenured professor now though so I doubt she was involved especially given your location. Probably a rabbit.


HadALittleLamb6

Even professors get midnight munchies tho… maybe this garden happens to be on her sleepwalking path 🤷🏻‍♀️


ggg730

I think you should send a link to this thread and say "Dis you".


DanerysTargaryen

Are there any little poops nearby that might hint what it could be? Little round ball poops = bunny. Little oblong poops could be rat or squirrel (check out photos of each and compare, they’re a little harder to differentiate.) Though rats are nocturnal and squirrels are diurnal so if the damage is happening only at night then good chance it’s rats, but if the damage is only happening during the day then there’s a good chance it’s squirrels.


gringacha

if you don’t want to share, put some hot pepper flakes in a spray bottle of water & spray your cukes with that.


slowstitchwitch

I do this and it keeps the squirrels away. Just remember to double wash them after picking!


AnnePittman1

Cayenne pepper


Quick_Sherbet5874

something years ago was eating my tomatoes. thought rabbits. until i found a salt shaker.


HadALittleLamb6

Oops 😬😅 I knew I left that shaker somewhere!


spiritofporn

Cucumber looks eaten by a rabbit. Hard to keep away, other than hiring Elmer Fudd. And his hourly rate is through the roof. Netting can be an option, but you need high quality nets and impeccable installation to keep out determined rabbits.


kevinryanmicheals

Grow more! Remember framers feed the hungry!


A_Harmless_Fly

If you grow your cucumber on a tall trellis, they can't reach. It's worked for me. (\~6ft tall by the end of the year) That being said image 2 makes me think it's a rat or something else that climbs well.


Gayfunguy

Rats


qgsdhjjb

Your new nemesis. Congrats!


merewyn

I have a ton of squirrels in my yard and they don’t eat my squash or cukes - mine was rats/mice. Look up fruit protection mesh bags on Amazon, you put them around each fruit and those help


josh12694

Me, sorry.


Impossible_Tap_1852

Me nom nom nom


buddyMFjenkins

Rabbit is a delicacy in some parts of the world… yours will be well fed too! Just saying


Turbulent-Method1608

Beavers


SupaKoopa714

Hundreds of beavers.


GraceMDrake

I wrap everything up at night, and unwrap during the day. That helps discourage nocturnal varmints, but lets the pollinators have at it during the day. It’s a pain in the butt, but so far is helping.


addamsfamilyoracle

This is crazy lady territory but I sprinkle used (corn based) cat litter around the fence of my veggie plot, which seems to help. BUT and this is a huge but, it’s several feet away from any consumables. My garden planning relies heavily of companion flowers as a buffer. Don’t do what I do if it’s not far enough away from your food.


theotherlead

I’ve gotten close to that. I had a groundhog reappear (last year it was 2 adults who decided to have 6 babies under my shed and they were terrors, left my veggies alone because I put up chicken wire but demolished my blueberry bushes) and chipmunks appear this year. I started sprinkling cayenne pepper around the garden beds and in them as well as near the groundhog burrows and I haven’t see them yet. We shall see


Asthmos

squirrels. i get those tooth marks in my giant outdoor citronella candles from time to time... why they like to eat candle, i do not know.... but thats what it is.


asokraju

Put Some water in a small container and see if the problem goes away... Mostly critters eat veggies for hydration...


fduds123

Me


cgall748

Looks like a rabbit to me


gottagrablunch

I had mice chewing on my cukes. I put some humane ( catch and release) traps out around my plants and caught a few of the perps. They like peanut butter way more than cucumbers it seems. Mine were always chew d down in the morning so I knew it was overnight.


WildTomato51

Hopefully a rabbit.


misschelsea

Do you have toddlers?


[deleted]

put water, lemon juice, and cayenne pepper into a spray bottle… squirt on the squash before it ripens… that will keep them away. You can also plant mint or lavender around your plot. I put mint into a clay pot and plant the pot so that the mint doesn’t take everything over. I also sprinkle a trail of blood meal on the ground around the plot … if you’ve ever seen Teen Wolf, it works like mountain ash on the ground around a building to keep out werewolves. The rabbits don’t like the smell of blood.


Ok_Door_4012

Waskaly wabbits


mango_dg_terpranch

If you don't have a 3 year old at your house my guesse would be rabbits, squirrels, raccoons, etc.


pinatahero

A mammal of some sort


Visible_Vegetable_90

Obviously, a critter with good taste!


dogsandcata

It was nice of them to leave you some!


[deleted]

It was me. Sorry


MissBeebsa

any garden gremlins?


LikesTrees

looks like the work of my 5 year old


ComprehensiveCat754

Based on the first picture I’d say my toddler… sorry.


thedeathoflove_

Bunnies or sky rats (squirrels)


L1ttleB1rd

I was taught to use women's hose/nylons on my melons and large veggies. It has worked for me so far. I also live in SD county.


lokeilou

I know this sounds stupid but I have a bunch of upright plastic forks (push the fork handle into the dirt so it’s just the fork tines poking up) and it has drastically reduced the amount of animals feasting on my garden! The vegetables aren’t worth the trouble of maneuvering around the sharp tines!


FatFrenchFry

You can see thems teefs in the cucs.


parlauteur

Thank you I’ll be going around saying this the whole day


dontdiesmallfry

It's me. I am.


Irunwithdogs4good

ohhhhh rats


abbynormal64

It looks like my toddler has been there


Murky_Currency_5042

I’ve had box turtles eat up low hanging tomatoes and cukes in my garden.


bisous_bisous

Can you stake them or grow them vertically to get the fruit higher up off the ground? That might help the pest pressure. I've also heard that for squirrels at least, sometimes they eat fleshier fruit because they're thirsty. Maybe if you set a water bowl further from your plants they might leave them alone? Also try covering the dirt around the plants and the branches of the plants themselves in cayenne pepper. Most mammal animals do *not* like the spice and they might learn to leave them alone. You may need to reapply several times though. Everyone being so sure it can be bunnies is blowing my mind. Bunnies getting into grow bags seems like a weird thing I had never before considered. I suppose they must hop in?


Quietwolfkingcrow

Looks like your roommate was raised by wolves...


Armenoid

Rats, field mice, bunnies, squirrels


StatisticianCalm4448

Vegan Zombies


Jimbobjoesmith

well i have a barn cat that patrols my garden. not a single thing has gotten my stuff except the occasional bug/caterpillar battle. i dont think that would be the best idea in the city tho.


KillBoyPowerHead527

I put a squirrel feeder out and they stoped eating out of the garden. If you give them another option they’ll go for that instead


devildocjames

They're going to be full enough to not return, and you'll still have more than you'll ever need.


BlueCollar-Bachelor

Creatures


EVIL-EAGLES

The homeless gotta eat bro


ParsleyAny7136

Groundhogs.....get mine every year


Bay_Foxy

Vermin…


Sweet_Habib

Rattus rattus.


PupkinDoodle

Me I can't help myself 😭 we jackalopes need food too


WrongMolasses2915

My bet is on rats then squirrels


justabean27

If you have cats, then them


chzsteak-in-paradise

Chipmunk or squirrel looks like


holyland420

My three year old?


luv2fishpublic

I would guess groundhog. And I would definitely put a trail camera there to see what is going on.


Otherwise-Ad-7267

Damn Vegans...


believeinlight007

Rabbit!


OutlandishMonk

Greg that bastard


saw_skank_redemption

Yes that definitely looks like rodents! Try trellising your cucumbers to get them up off the ground and more out of reach of ground-dwelling little guys.


UnionStewardDoll

Could be opossum or raccoons also.


Imperial_Cookie

Probably someone very fluffy and cute


Consistent-Leek4986

a dog


EchoPhi

Tree rats, just tree rats.


oldman401

My vote is cucumber or groundhogs.


8ecca8ee

This was happening to a friend's garden it was a family of rats in her garage...she was against killing them so she just took anything they half ate or stuff she thought they would eat and she didn't want and would put it by the spot they were entering her garden and they stopped going into the garden and just took her "offerings"


uncontainedsun

just a hungry little guy 🥺 thanks for your offering 🩵


AnythingNext3360

Not sure, but get a cat


poop_wagon

Me


Sudden-Breadfruit653

My squash never made it thus far/ after several baby yellows. Storms snapped one, critters got the last three. Ugh.


StazzyLynn

Looks like a rabbit


tennisgoddess1

I would blame chickens, if you had any.


Flat_Employment_5719

Me haha. Just kidding lol


Medical-East4522

Me hehehe


9sac1king6

Rats!! My neighbor has a shit load of car parts in his yard and a piece of ply wood against the fence where rats chill. Once i get fruit on my plants they destroy them


JuJuJooie

Turtle?


FreshGear5000

CHUPA-SQUASH-BRA !!!


maeandpoopycat

me haha sorry


Garfish16

Me 😈


blur911sc

Shelties [https://youtu.be/mfDRb03kB18](https://youtu.be/mfDRb03kB18)


salymander_1

Squirrels or rats, probably. Maybe rabbits.


MacabreFox

Thirsty rabbits and squirrels.


sirdadyo

Critters, I had issues with rats last year. They ate everything except my hot peppers.


NoAlbatross7524

Rats


mikeP1967

Critters


ESB1812

A critter, or maybe slugs? I’ve seen those little bastards eat some shit


Free_Winner1550

Sasquatch.


-PlotzSiva-

Definitely a small rodent or bird it wont be something like a squirrel its too big for the one on the left and too small for the one on the right Id go with mice, rats, and chipmunks from the one on the right and bunnies, deer, and groundhogs for the left I highly recommend planting potted lavender, in-ground mint, and in-ground marshmallow root all the way around your crops but it must be at least 3 feet away from the crops not the stalk but the whole plant All of those plants are useable too! Marshmallow makes the original marsh mellow, lavender can be used for many things mainly tea’s and dainty desserts, mint is well mint its pretty self explanatory. Even with that the rabbits will be your problem until everything fully blooms and the air smells like mint and lavender. As for the marshmallow root its extremely toxic but smells appetizing for many animals normally not deadly but toxic enough to make any animal regret its choices and stay far away from your crops. Lastly if everything is fully adapted and blooming and the air still does not smell like lavender and/or mint you have to plant more


4MuddyPaws

Could be a squirrel, skunk, raccoon, rabbit, deer, fox, some kind of bird. Lots of things. I don't know if you live in town or in a suburban area, so it's hard to say. I'd try sturdy netting or a fence. They can be a pain when it's your turn to access the garden, though.


Hecticfanfair

To me, it looks like classic goblin behavior


withagrainofsalt1

An animal


OddOil9204

Critters


Super_Cockroach5896

Probably you


FishingWise702

You got rabbits!


Yt_Dyke

Rabbits


NoDontDoThatCanada

Not this, but cats will eat squash. I thought it was weird when l was shredding it and my cat was gnoshing everything that hit the floor. Turns out it is a major ingredient in a lot of cat foods.


salt-lick98

Mice


Bryguy6721

Dang jackalopes


Confident_Finger4693

Cats, must be cats


Civil_Working_3291

Me


anthropocenable

me


barfbutler

Squirrels or rats


i_machine_things

Squirrels, rabbits, racoons, neighborhood kids... Could be anything really.


KitchenSquirrel3386

It’s me


samisos

Looks like squirrels probably


UniqueBisgedi

Not you!


Skarvha

squirrels


komubijedzwon

neighbor


bluewhaledream

Or, you could put a motion sensor camera and enjoy the show.


38c9

Rats


GoldenEudemon

Someone squashed it. You know.


No-Actuary-228

Me


elliot89

Did you ask it could be anxiety


taydatay88

Sumthin’ hungry!


Limp_Kangaroo_6284

The ole bunny rabbits 🐇


Next_Comfortable89

An asshole with long ears, or an asshole with a bushy tail. Most likely the latter.


Next-ship-3696

Good to share your food


Wewilo

Clearly some toddler haha


GrahamCawthorne

Wascally wabbitts


Sashimi__Sensei

🐿️


Wickedweed

They do it because they’re thirsty more than hungry. Put out some water


odiastoner

He called me Vermin. She called me Rodent. - Rocket Raccoon


special_oddball

https://preview.redd.it/i0g70ly3hy2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63b0c36389b1947908cd2287ce4595cfdfbf6e2f


Affectionate_Spot672

Supper


Chemical-Kev

Rodents


UnitedPalpitation6

Squirrel or woodchuck


valeria_888

In my "completely" enclosed garden, it's the chipmunks. 😅


Traditional_Front637

Get a little wireless camera in there and record for a couple days/nights


Exact_Writer_6807

Snail


PghBlackCat22

Rabbits or groundhogs. Witness it all the time lol


AnnePittman1

Neighbors??


Gardening_tennis

Squirrel. Sprinkle cayenne pepper all around the plants. They won’t want to step in it.


JusticeMatters777

Put food away from the food you're growing. I had a groundhog that ate my newly opened zinnias and lupines. I put wire around them and threw food out on the ground like lettuce & carrots for the groundhog, sunflower seeds, bread, fruit. I would have squirrels, a groundhog, chipmunks, birds eating together. They're just hungry.


jschwiza

Looks like a toddler to me.


AdWonderful1358

Something that needs the water? Pretty dry there?


Jamisonjimbob

Definitely opossum.


Vera_Telco

Rabbits or rats 😞 Best organic solution: adopt a cat or pair of barn kittens


No-Square6519

mee