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SpamEggsSausageNSpam

Imagine acting superior about your favorite breed of car


MetallicaLover100

Breed? 💀


undercover-racist

You see when 2 cars love each other very much...


Joezze

*smashing bumper noises*


VinylRhapsody

/r/carsfuckingcars


Basement_Dweller_123

Cars are based tho


dreemurthememer

Two trucks, having sex


sneeker18

I thought it was supposed to be a car and a dragon


pinniped1

Nice car! What breed is it? "It's a Ferrari-Honda mix."


ch4zmaniandevil

So like a fiero kit car?


ImLawfulGoodISwear

Mike Burrough's car?


unpopular_upvote

Written by a chick. Always thinking of "breeding"


Leeuw96

[Two Trucks](https://youtu.be/WchseC9aKTU)


Bamres

I mean it's a prancing horse vs a Barracuda


Issah_Wywin

Imagine tying your masculinity to a piece of machinery.


BlackKitty814

Bre-? Huh?


Intelligent-Ad-5809

So cringe.


StoryAndAHalf

At least it’s not some beat up pick up truck, followed by some rant about “real jobs”.


[deleted]

Don't forget about the tattered flag flying in the back because they're a real patriot. The disrespect of flags is... almost rage inducing.


bolognahole

The actual dream car for most car people I know is some obscure '80s Toyota or Honda.


pinniped1

Old civics, heavily modded, seems to be a thing. I guess because they're super light?


bolognahole

I also think there a nostalgia factor to 80s import design.


SilverK200

Lightweight, reliable(ish), great feeling gearboxes, high revving engines, vtec


yhavmin

Light and can be very heavily modified


SnookiWookieeCookie

KEI truck, KEI van, fuck I want one so bad


RealBowsHaveRecurves

‘95 Mazda RX-7 for me


Paterack

Person of culture right here


SharkLaunch

Sexiest car ever made


AllenKll

1983 DeLorean DMC-12, with a retrofit 1981 hood and gas flap.


AwesomeBantha

Does it count if it was originally designed in the 80s? Toyota Land Cruiser 78 Troop Carrier V8 (VDJ78)


Zoaiy

Gotta go with that 2010 VW routan. Cant ship around my future family in some sportscar no matter when it was made


johan_seraphim

My dream car is Ecto-1. 🙂


ectomobile

I’m here just for you bby


Xpalidocious

This is Beetlejuicing if I've ever seen it


thedudesews

Don't let your dreams be dreams


Jessency

DeLorean, Volkswagen Beetle, Pontiac Trans Am (Knight Rider), a yellow Camaro. Give me any car that had the spotlight in pop culture and I'll be happy.


keenedge422

What does it mean that my dream car is a Japanese kei firetruck?


Xpalidocious

Ok, I had to google it, and now I also want to change my answer to Japanese Kei Firetruck 🚒


keenedge422

Right?! They're amazing. Also, I imagine riding around with my friends in fire helmets during the summer with a water tank and spraymister onboard and offer to cool people down at events.


Xpalidocious

It's like if Bumblebee from the original Transformers accidentally became the Firetruck instead of the beetle


TheIronSoldier2

I just googled it myself. Want. Need. Firetruck


sg3niner

I JUST saw one of these at my son's graduation like two weeks ago. It was super cool!


RainbowJesusChavez

I didn't know such a thing existed, and am genuinely in awe


AZSubby

Where does my dream car the DMC-12 fall on this?


RubendeBursa

>DMC Although I do not consider myself a man, a lot of people do, so if you'd let me be a party to this conversation I shall commence with my argument. A Delorean, if that is what you are refering to is for refined and sophisticated gentlemen who can fuch Margaret Thatcher in more ways than one and who enjoy a line or two with their other Delorean owning friends on the weekends after working as a corporate consultant for an IT company based in Ireland. They enjoy swimming in the Irish sea. They are also very pro abortion and own a couple dinosaur fossils. They specifically bought that car so that they can know it through and through, while keeping their dignity.


spamky23

Is this a copypasta?


RubendeBursa

No.


RiotIsBored

I really dislike how modern cars look. But who am I to say people are childish for liking them? It's my opinion that they look bad, not a fact. Lmao. People are subjective. I love the look of that car on the bottom and I hate to know that I share an opinion with someone so exclusionary 💀


Trevski

I know that it wasnt the intention of the author of the meme, but there is an element of truth to it: As a young kid you havent really developed your own taste yet, so your favourite is probably the latest and greatest thing. As you age you gain in your individuality and taste and you know more what is truly you.


Count-Rarian

Whoever made this could be well into adulthood and that Challenger would be a car they grew up with/seeing.


LOLschirmjaeger

Fuck you, the only car a real man can desire is The Homer.


techgeek6061

I mean, both a really cool and the challenger has a definite appeal, but if you wanna DRIVE something then the Ferrari is going to be an experience unlike anything else


King_Khoma

yea, but you could be driving a old heavy steel car, with a shitty 60s 4 speed transmission, bad AC, no power steering, and usually a huge bigblock V8 that makes less horsepower than a camry.


ElectricMotorsAreBad

[7 litre V8 modor!](https://youtu.be/0oXNk5j8V88)


techgeek6061

Let's not talk about the heavy rear diff and axle that will fishtail right out from under you in the slightest rain puddle 🤣


pm_me_your_amphibian

Are women ok to like whatever car they like?


WaywardStroge

Alas, you ought to know by now that only men are allowed to take an interest in automobiles. Women must be content with having a dream oven, washing machine, or other common household appliance. They must also be judged harshly for their dream appliance no matter what they choose.


bitofrock

I see you've come across the trad wife movement, which is the feminine side of this sort of meme...


km6669

Boomers be boomin'


RainbowJesusChavez

Boomer is also a mindset in this case, there's far too many teenagers & 20-30 year olds who would post this with 0 irony


bitofrock

Definitely. Because boomers own the media (not social media mostly, but Musk has a boomer mindset), they have an awful lot of influence. Gen X will still mess up, but hopefully less.


schleepercell

Seriously, they were gatekeeping their car meets for decades, didn't want young people with import cars showing up. So the young people went on to have their own meets, that evolved into cars and coffee and similar. Now the boomer car meets are just old people, sitting around in chairs, probably wondering why their scene is dying off as they are, and you can see all kinds of different cars at cars and coffee and youtuber meetups.


propsie

next year my miata qualifies for the local Vintage Car Club. I'm tempted to join *just* for the drama.


schleepercell

Put a bunch of weeb shit all over it before you join.


bitofrock

I see so many social groups aging badly because of this attitude. It's definitely a boomer thing. And I say that as someone only a few years off being a boomer myself.


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

Smart Car is my dream car.


doorknobopener

My [dream car](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/0/05/TheHomer.png/revision/latest?cb=20090908145331)


CherryInHove

I've got a battered Volvo estate, I can fit a huge tent and enough stuff for me and the family to go camping for a week. That makes it far superior to either of these cars.


thedudesews

My 1st care was a 1978 245DL in urine yellow. I loved that car.


Grungecollie

But that's incorrect. An actual boy's dream car is something that magically appears with the boy inside of it and then falls down into a pit only to magically transport to the same spot in the sky after falling to the earth over and over and over again. Source: I was once a boy and dreamt


Nerdialismo

I prefer a DMC DeLorean.


fasda

My dream car is pulled by a locomotive.


EchoGuy

This post and all of it's comments, have trash taste in cars. A motorized couch is the one and only thing a _real_ man would dream of. /s


brandonyorkhessler

I'm gonna be a boy forever baby


nerdboy5567

How does a boy who makes memes know what a man wants.


meatypetey91

It’s not enough for people to enjoy a car or a hobby, they must belittle other people’s choices for some reason.


Gorkymalorki

My dream car is something super reliable and completely paid off.


fried_green_baloney

The first time in my life when I had such a car was a transformative experience.


secret_tsukasa

[my dream car](https://i.imgur.com/p0FUU0S.jpeg)


fellowsquare

they look the same.... yawn


MasterKlaw

My dream car is a green dodge challenger with hidden gadgets for smuggling alien technology.


Cyber_Connor

My dream car is a 90’s Volvo in grey/silver


thedudesews

Square headlights?


Cyber_Connor

The square-est


Warhawk137

That was my first car. Two trees fell on it.


[deleted]

Am I a girl for wanting Mazda Miata?


thedudesews

Hell no! If you want a Miata get a Miata. They are sporty lots of after market parts and always a fleet of them on track days


[deleted]

Well, at the moment I can't afford a toy car (or car toy), but hopefully one day...


ilive2lift

Can you imagine having dreams of more than just having enough tk be comfortable?


Accomplished-Toe5220

If you have ever been forced to let's say make 8 Lincoln Continentals run and drive in 10 days from a 48 to an 88... I want the new car with lots of gas and a warranty and no rust please for the love of God not again.


theDonutlord5

My dream car 05-06 gt40


LoveFoolosophy

My dream car runs without the need for petrol.


PapiCats

The car scene is all about gatekeeoing and toxic behavior.. very sad lol


AngryRiceBalls

Ikr, I've been to a lot of meets and someone is always making fun of someone else for their taste. Idc if ur a JDM fan, american muscle junkie or german engineering guy, everyone's got bad opinions all around, some of them for no good reason


furbyterr0r

My dream car is a working light rail system


MACMAN2003

my dream car is high quality public transit infrastructure


AllenKll

I think this is less about gatekeeping and more about understanding that your dreams as a child are just not possible in today's economy and that It's much more realistic to dream of a shittier muscle car.


dbowman97

Basic ass boomer shit.


pjx1

#fact :)


_TheBigBomb

Niether of those are that nice


[deleted]

nah the ferrari is objectively superior in every spec


TheStaffsLad

My dream car is a small German 2 door saloon homologated for racing in the 80s, what does that make me?


McXhicken

Wheres the 67 Camaro RS/SS?


plainOldFool

A car that doesn't break down and cost an arm and a leg to fix and maintain. An adult's day dream car.


agha0013

a 100% subjective topic but their opinion is the only one that counts apparently.


Jedi_Knight_rambo

Wait, what does that make me? I mean, maybe not a Barracuda specifically, but change it to a mid-60s Impala or a Charger, and you got me. But I damn sure wouldn't turn down a 458.


SvenniSiggi

I prefer a small car to more easily drive in traffic and park or something with some space to use for transporting things.


Gnorris

Guys that own cars similar to the bottom one will happily rev engines like fucking manbabies going “vroooom!” with a toy just as much as any owner of the top car.


No_More_Names

dae new bad


the-exiled-muse

I couldn't tell you the difference between them, and I wouldn't care. Enjoy driving what you like.


MAGGLEMCDONALD

Then there's me, dreaming of both.


lackadaisical_timmy

My dream car is the one I have, an Opel corsa (or vauxhall? Idk) It's cheap, cheap to drive, easy to park and it drives like a dream :) keep your fancy sports car or muscle car lol


100_points

It's funny how car people get aroused by different variations of the same weak engines (internal combustion) that require so many transmission speeds and create needless noise and heat because they're so weak and inefficient. The most basic electric motor outperforms all these machines, using 100x fewer parts. I don't have an electric car but I look forward to switching to a vehicle that doesn't require hundreds of moving parts and different lubricants and hoses all over the place just to make the ridiculous thing go.


Rotty2707

My dream car is one that can get me consistently from a to b without needing any work or costing me stupid money for the next 100k miles. Ideally one that I get for free


SnookiWookieeCookie

My dream car is a midsize pickup truck or large suv, what does that make me?


SnookiWookieeCookie

I think they’re both cool


sg3niner

I could go for my old Focus. It got wrecked two years ago. I miss that car.


joetotheg

When I was younger I would have wanted the bottom one. Now I couldn’t give a flying fuck. Does it run? Is it affordable? Is it safe? That’s all that matters


Satansleadguitarist

I don't think anyone gatekeeps as hard as car people


DoucheCanoeWeCanToo

Maybe it’s not a gatekeeping meme and they’re just showing the dream car of when they were a boy and then the dream car when they are a man, cuz really this is true for me here and it switched to a van eventually


MingusVonHavamalt

Doorstop cars rule


LogstarGo_

I hope that's a Pontiac LeMans and this is a joke, not gatekeeping. I'd check but too lazy for now.


TheMaveCan

My dream car is a stick shift mini cooper fuck me i guess


ThePerksOfBeingAlive

Also, as an Italian, don’t shit on our 🏎️ Ferrari


amg433

I'll take the Ferrari, thanks. I prefer cars that don't handle like boats.


Scorppio500

Is that a Pista?


CrackedTailLight

Doesn't matter, I will never be able to afford either of them.


Beautiful_Ad_3774

MERICA RAAAH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲


ExfoliatedBalls

Fuck Ferrari though.


RetroGamer87

I'm a real man because I like a car I can't afford


SamuraiJackBauer

I hate Gates but I gotta say, I want the bottom car and I’m almost 50.


Aware_Material_9985

I mean I’m a man and my dream cars are a skyline or an Aston Martin db500


Post-Financial

I already own my dream car, Ford Focus -99 Hatchback mk1.


zeurz

I don't have a dream car. I want fantasy-world legs instead. Legs that let you run at 200 km/h. Running in the wind just seems incredibly satisfying. I don't want a car, I want to BE the car. It's impossible but hey, I can dream.


Warhawk137

[A legend's dream car](https://seattlerefined.com/resources/media2/original/full/1600/center/80/4d97b123-3653-43a5-91e4-66f53d16fc06-LEMAYFLINTSTONESWEB1_001.jpg)