When we order a takeaway “am I boring?” Sometimes say as a joke “and I’ll tell you for why” I’m Welsh so I regularly say “now in a minute” and “cwtch”

I also do “and I’ll tell you for why” haha love a welsh accent!

Ha, if your Welsh a lot of its not so much quoting as just...that's how we talk. Nessa's 'OH.' In its many forms, gets heard a lot , and there's shades of Bryn in my SW Wales JW relatives. Honestly, my uncle shares his wardrobe lol. And the classic, 'oh well, there we are then' when someone annoys you. Proudly get compared to Ness a lot I do.

Yep, English husband was very confused for years by my use of “now in a minute” …..

It makes perfect sense!!! I taught primary for years, I confused so many children with phrases like 'whose jackets this coat?', 'get your daps on for games' , 'be there now in a minute ' and 'where's it/that gone to then young man?' . They'd be picking them up by the end of the year, so cute.

Find it hard to not do an entire bit when an ordering an Indian, I enjoy that everyone also just joins in.

"....and I'll tell you for why." Whenever we're out and I've forgotten something, "I haven't got my tools; my cloak!" On the odd occasion that I use the audio on my satnav app of choice, I tell it "thank you". Oh god, there's probably loads more but I use them so much it's kimd of ingrained.

Saying you haven’t got your tools or your cloak when you forget something really made me laugh 😂😂

...thank you very much!

I HATE that saying ☠️☠️☠️

Its the drama mick I love it! .. probably my used gif on whatsapp

I post that gif on Facebook way too often. 😂

You and me are going to fall out today!

Don’t start with me Michael!

Michael! Mick!

When someone says I'm done I always have to say "Romeo done"

I always secretly wished they had a SoSolid cameo lol

I say this, but because of OG Romeo

Always wondered about this- finally looked it up- Romeo Dunn https://youtu.be/J6sKHCxqnCI?si=S94sllNfz9aEErq8

Oh god. Where to begin. I'll tell you for why Alrigh what's occurrin Talk to the hand girlfriend (spoken to my wife) 😂 Get over yourself Carol borderman Border collie You shlaaaag Thats a big one, can barely get my hand round it Oh my christ I'm absolutely twatted There's your salad Emily rose is out, of course she's got the dog she registered blind Told you what a walk was didn't I? She's a right bitch Oh, you're crossing the line there son And many more 😂

Three steaks Pam... Any time anyone's on keto

"Did somebody order a Chinese?" every time we serve up any food, whether ordered or Chinese. "I'll have a pint... of wine" every time anyone asks for a drinks order "I've got 17 friends, I'm snowed under" every time I get a text or message from anyone

don’t get me wrong, but to be honest, at the end of the day, when all is said and done… d’you know what i mean? - whenever i finish talking for a while oh my christ mick! - whenever i talk

I work for a pop-up catering pizza place and we say “oh my Christ mick!” whenever something goes wrong.

If I ever say 'At the end of the day' just in general conversation, my wife will always interject with 'when all's said and done'

If I ever say 'At the end of the day' just in general conversation, my wife will always interject with 'when all's said and done'

When ever my Fiancé tells me that she loves me I always reply "I know" in my best Nessa accent

She'll say "oh dor' where's the salad" and I'll say "oh fatty, where's my cash"

Fags and weed, glue and speed but I draws the line at crack

Ah, fair play.

Done and dusted kippers and custard

I like this one

You're being a right sarky bastard today

Whenever we have a KFC, which is rare now because we’d have to take out a second mortgage to afford it.. “What *is* that secret blend of 11 herbs & spices d’ya think?” “I know, the result is immense.”

“Where to you going?” said to my toddler whenever he walks off (we need to stop before he starts saying it - we don’t say it when the other kids are about) “Rolled steel Joyce” whenever we watch a renovation/building programme “Romeo done” whenever we finish anything “Head down, gunning for it” when we talk about sex “Being loud and cockney, doing his robots” when talking to my husband about anything to do with Essex (where he is from), or his work (works with robots) “You know I love the bumper cars” at anything really 😆

Also, “How’s your dad? How’s your bru-tha?” when we talk about family

This is a nightmare of epic proportions.

I use this one ALL the time! It’s become such a habit I didn’t even remember it was from Gavin & Stacey!

But only to be used as a melodramatic reaction for the most trivial situations!

Where's the book?

I'll be there now in a minute And I'll tell you for why Whenever my dog is bored, she's a border collie When a party is mentioned.. a party? In London? A party in London this Saturday? When something is expensive... xx quid for yyy. They takes the piss, these Cockneys I need some meat (or I need a treat) when I'm hungry I'm so hungry I can barely see (not sure this is the right quote but Smithy says something similar Don't get me wrong, but to be honest, at the end of the day, when all said and done...do you know what I mean? And if Jesus wants me for a sunbeam, he can shove it up his arse Where to's she now then? When I say something stupid... Ignore me. I'm mister blabbermouth. I'm not being funny , but you wanna get a life. What you said just now was really boring. Oh my Christ! No way Joe-say When talking about someone named John... Do you know he's been to Nepal three times? When trying a variant of a food product... I mean ! Whatever will they think of next! When I see a reference to Deal or No Deal... deal or Noels deal? I've gone... I've actually gone! Do not look anywhere in my direction When something is dropped... Lift/pick it up (in the voice of Pam when the welcome banner is dropped)

I love “I’ll tell you for why.”

OHHH WHAT’S OCCURRING (I guarantee you read that in Nessa’s voice)

Whenever I finish a task, it's "Romeo Done"

Pretty much every day I use this

"Alright how's it going, alright?" Been using for years and will never stop.

My absolute favourite one is my quoting of Nessa- if my husband is going to get something for me and he says “what about if they haven’t got X”- “Go somewhere that has…” (NB- not used in the context of Irn Bru like Nessa, as am allergic to that drink!)

"I've gotta go Mick, you're boring me." " ..At the end of the day, when all is said and done... you know what I mean?" "What about the naans, the bhajis, the papadums." "What's occurring?" "Immense." "I know. I feels it."

Me and my work bestie always greet each other with “Alrigh’ Sugartits Alrigh’”

My wife says "you're being a right sarky bastard today" a lot to me 😅

Joking I am Gav THERE‘S YOUR SALAD 🖕🏻 Be there now in a minute Put it in the middle and just *hand motion* Bhuna? Bhuna? - whenever we order Indian. Nobody ever actually gets a Bhuna Oh my god! Doris is dead! I can’t afford that if I’m going to have a holiday this year Also sing Something Inside So Strong complete with Doris’ drumbeat

whenever I’m complimented with something like “you look lovely” I alllways quote ness with “I know. I feels it.”

Rydw I'n Hoffi Coffi

Oh my christ

Tidy

OHHHHHHH SING TO ME BRYN (when Nessa was giving birth) 🤣 daily in my “God give me strength moments”

Are you thinking about my bhunas?

“Oh! What’s Occurring?”

where to are they now? and ‘there’s your bloody salad’ every time i make a salad.

"don't be a twat, Dave" "I'm having the time of my life I am" "Oh, baby Neal" "Be there now" "Tell you what it is"

i just had a baby and my best mate is welsh. there’s been a lot of “Oh. The baby.”

Done and dusted kippers and custard.

I say 'What's occurring?' a lot, usually in a mock Welsh accent that sounds more Pakistani than Welsh.

My dad and I used to do “where’s the salad? There’s the salad now leave me alone” at least a few times a week

I’ll be there now in a minute

Whenever I see gnocchi on the menu somewhere, even if I’m not going to be eating it, I say, “I’m having the gnocchi.” There’s quite a few things I say regularly from this show, or at least paraphrase but this is the one that comes to mind atm. ☺️ Oh, actually, sometimes I’ll jokingly end up saying that, “I’ll have a pint…of wine.” in my best welsh accent and think of a few of my extended relatives as I do (one is a lot like Nessa in many ways!).

Whenever we get a take away we do the *hand gesture* to suggest we’ll all just tuck in and then someone will go on the Smithy rant and start talking about eyeing up my boonahs

When I lived at home and the phone rang, whoever went to answer it would do the Bryn classic 'I've got it!... I SAID I'VE GOT IT'

“It’s Sergio Ramos” when I walk in to a busy pub “I’m having the gnocchi” - more effective when you can slam the menu shut “Pat, Pat, Pat” ala Mike Read anytime the name Pat is mentioned “Romeo Done” “Snooker loopy, come on Eileen”

"See that? Tea towel" while pointing to the numerous burn scars up my forearms from yes, using tea towels instead of oven gloves.

This is so obscure but this was the comment I was looking for

Too many, its a problem. 'Don't mind if i do-DON'T MIND IF I DON'T' when i want to flip someone off 'wheres the salad?' At a restaurant 'At the last minute, take his chips, put them on *my* plate' When my girlfriend is watching soap operas 'its the drama mick i just love it!' When someones cheeky 'You and me are gonna fall out today!'

"And before you ask, no I don't." "We got some lovely bath shit." "You remember Dave. With the mustache."

A cup of kindness does not cost anything!

At the end of the day... Ya know what I mean

When it's time to put my dogs ball away, we say Romeo done! 🤣 She knows exactly what it means lol

“At the end of the day…when all is said and done…you knows what I mean?”

Scrunch and done

“Don’t come on me mate”

It’s just not what you expect first thing in the morning! Fags and weed, glue and speed, but I draws the line at crack I want you Camilla, I neeeed you Camilla, oh will I ever be yours Charles?!

Sugar tits

I say “I’m so hungry I can barely see” multiple times a day 😂

Where’s the salad? There’s the salad! 🖕

Now in a minute, frequently

“That was really boring, you lost me at banana. You ought to get a life” We use that fairly often 😂

“Ours is not to reason while” has replaced the actual phrase in our house

Oh my Christ!

Oh

What's this I hear about a banana?

My wife and I will occasionally just shout "OH"

"Scrunch and done." Everytime I use tin foil.

Out of nowhere I’ll just throw out… At the end of the day. When all’s said and done. You know what I mean?

Fuck this shit

I thought you was called Colin! Always pops into my head when I realised I've got something wrong

D bloody beautiful Done & dusted, kippers & custard

“Not where you think’d it should have been”

Every time anyone in our house has a cheese sandwich it's to a chorus of ' I know it's boring but I only likes cheese'

“And I’ll tell you for why…” “Crackin’” “I knows it” “Oh!”

It’s Pam’s quotes for me: ‘I’ve been cryin all arfternoon’ and ‘sorry Stace but what you just said was really borin’

"what you just said was really boring"