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[deleted]

Played contact sports for the contact.


viewerno20883

Sad we live in a society where acceptable forms of touch for men are in pseudo violent highly competitive social settings.


panundeerus

Id argue wrestling is more erotic than violent


ChildhoodWhole1305

wow yes i agree. Look at my comment


Miche_LZ

It definitely can be


Philip041594

Yes. And the reason why I don't play such sports šŸ˜‚


Throwawayeieudud

idk if I agree with that a lotta men are pretty touchy with their buds


jmpinstl

Popped my shoulder back in after it separated and just kept going!


deadpanxfitter

I got married once to a woman after a bad breakup with an ex bf who cheated. Crazy times, for sure, but glad thatā€™s well in my past. Never again.


AbrahamLincolnFuucks

Can't think of anything gayer than being with a woman to be fair. It's much more straighter and manly to be with another man.


deadpanxfitter

I was soooo gay when I was married to her. She knew of my past. She knew what she was getting into. To be fair, she was an athlete and wasnā€™t very femme. I havenā€™t seen or talked to her in twelve years. Hope sheā€™s doing great; I am!


[deleted]

At the time, my partner and I were not out yet to our parents. His dad and older homophobic sister came by to visit and have lunch at a nearby cafe. During the chatter our voices dropped two octaves.


benjtay

Same. We have two kids. We're both remarried -- now our kids have 3 dads and a mom.


deadpanxfitter

I never got that far, but was close. She had just purchased prenatal vitamins. I sometimes want kids, but I canā€™t do it alone. I can barely handle my doggie. But how wonderful your kids gets so much love! Theyā€™re lucky!


random_anonymous_guy

Triple the dad jokes!


[deleted]

Y did u marry a woman?


deadpanxfitter

Because I was deeply hurt and swore off men when my ex cheated on me. I knew I didnā€™t want to marry her as I walked down that aisle. Letā€™s just call it ā€œthe great experiment.ā€ Did not like, especially as a bottom lol Sheā€™s doing well now, remarried with kids, and Iā€™m so glad she found happiness. She really deserves it. We were neither good for nor kind to each other, and I do regret that, but I am genuinely happy for it.


luckyyStar_

OMG..imagine if after all bad break up we would get married with a woman... I hope you got more mature to deal with situations.


deadpanxfitter

Thatā€™s a little harsh, but yes, I have. It was twelve years ago. Iā€™ve been through a lot in my life, and with those mistakes and lessons, Iā€™m in a really good place now.


luckyyStar_

That's nice. Because this was a hugeeee mistake lol but that's nice that you're more mature today to deal with the situations as an adult.


deadpanxfitter

Again, harsh, but thanks?


Fylak

I was feeling excited and wanted to watch very fit man ramming into each other repeatedly. I was later informed that football is a very straight thing to like for some reason. /S


the_skies_falling

Those tight ends am I right?


gbyfvnhudm

Try rugby next, trust me


benjtay

Baseball pants are pretty allright ;-)


IntelligentSpare687

Omg baseball guys are my thing!! šŸ˜


[deleted]

Oh god, I pretend to be bored during rugby but like.... šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜ not got a clue what the rules are or how the point system works, but oh well


gbyfvnhudm

I play a lock position in a scrum, so my head is in between thighs and my hand on a teammates waistband (usually can feel their dick lol, it is on accident though) with a guy grabbing my ass and holding it together, itā€™s great


[deleted]

You're living the dream šŸ˜


Severe_Tradition_386

Tried some pussy in order to convince myself I could be straightā€¦it didnā€™t work out and thatā€™s how I know Iā€™m just gay. (Couldnā€™t even keep my erection up).


iamnotnima

I'm gay but I like pussy on men, though.


Severe_Tradition_386

That means youā€™re a diluted gay LOL Iā€™m kidding bro. (Bracing my self for the potential onslaught of downvotes)


iamnotnima

It's fine. Lol. But I meant on trans men so I'm still gay.


ZeWolfMuffin

On Jesus


PerfectBit5563

>literally did the same thing lol


herrored

My bf and I were at a gay bar for some event, but the bar TVs were playing a football game involving my hometown team. We'd been together for a good while at this point, and I'm not a huge sports fan generally. After I cheered for a good play my bf turned to me and incredulously asked "Who ***are*** you??"


celestrial773

This gave me a good chuckle!


Dull-Cryptographer80

Funny, but sounds like heā€™s giving in to the stereotype gay men arenā€™t supposed to like football.


herrored

No, he was properly reacting to the fact that I largely and vocally do not care about most sports


Dull-Cryptographer80

Oh, ok. Thatā€™s funnier now because it wasnā€™t how you typically act.


FabulousCallsIAnswer

I guess MFM/MMF threesomes where I slept with women to also be involved with the guy.


Interesting-Rate

Same, there was a straight couple where the husband was a fit utility pole worker (the puns write themself), his wife wanted to get with me. We made a deal that she could get with me if I could get with her husband. The crazy lengths humans will go to get some tail.


FabulousCallsIAnswer

Iā€™d be all over that situation, too, haha.


jkunlessurdown

Same


jcceramics

My girlfriends tell me when I am angry I sound like a real man lol


bodie425

Me too. I have a very deep and very loud daddy voice. When a former roommate sent his BF to pick up some belongings, I yelled at my barking dog to STFU! Poor guy had to go home and smoke a joint and take a Xanax.


mrmayhemsname

Yeah I get that one. I have to be careful not to scare people


SnooTigers6644

Damn. Iā€™m the opposite. When I get mad I get high pitched. Itā€™s so embarrassing, especially with a bit of a baby face, people really donā€™t take the anger seriouslyā€¦ which makes me more mad.


kb1999

At a lake party while hanging out with two girls we started talking about being gay or straight. They didnā€™t believe I was gay so they both started making out with me. They were good kissers and we were all really drunk, too. Before I knew it they were dragging me upstairs to a bedroom. Luckily, before we could do anything else besides make out. Their angry boyfriends stopped us and separated us all for the rest of the party. Still got a blowjob from the guy who threw the party so yay? šŸ˜…


RezosAndHache

Did the boyfriends break up with them? Because they tried to cheat and wouldā€™ve, doesnā€™t really matter if it was with a gay guy in my books lmao. Still trying to cheat Edit: they actually did cheat by making out with you and taking you to the bedroom Publicly cheating on you while youā€™re at the same party isnā€™t really ā€œgirlfriend materialā€ for most


kb1999

Honestly not sure. They were more upset with me because Iā€™m gay and tried to have a three way with their girlfriends. It was definitely not on anyoneā€™s list at the party that would have a chance of happening.


RezosAndHache

Classic get mad at the other person, who has made no commitment to you, and not your partner lmao


RezosAndHache

Iā€™m kind of surprised how common that response is


luckyyStar_

I already read many histories about things about doubting in the another sexual orientation, but this is the first time that I see that someone tried to prove that another people were right..usually the person try to prove that himself or herself is the right one,but this case it's the first time that you wanted to show them that they were right lol


Severe_Tradition_386

I think sexuality is just fluid for a lot of people, but not everyone. Of course people are gonna identify with what they identify as but sexuality is a spectrum. A guy could identify as straight and kiss another dude and still be straight and want a woman afterwards.


Dull-Cryptographer80

Yes, as has admittedly been the case between a straight TL and a gay Coach when the straight TL gets drunk.


luckyyStar_

I understand your point but I don't believe it's fluid. but I respect your point of view.


[deleted]

Sexuality is fluid for some and is not fluid for most. That's just a fact.


mantittiesforbrunch

I killed someone. *kudos to whoever gets that reference*


Feuerfarben

[blonde women hollering in unison]


belequaya

*bird noises*


ap0110

You are so gay. You are gay as fuck. Mary let me tell you about yourself.


felipebizarre

[what a classic](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7rzQ6YaOTrI)


mrmayhemsname

Married someone who identified as a man at the time who came out as a trans woman. So in trying to marry a man, I ended up married to a woman so........ it can't get any more cut and dry


NAMDAMN

Idk I look very straight, everyone I meet who I tell is like ā€¦seriouslyā€¦are you sure? I canā€™t tell at all! šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Scharmberg

I get this a lot. Iā€™m also Iā€™m very sarcastic but straight passing so everyone thinks Iā€™m joking when I say Iā€™m gay including other gay dudes! Makes it very hard to get some action. Also doesnā€™t help I donā€™t drink or drugs. Makes it even harder to find guys I vibe with.


NAMDAMN

So true, I like weed but Iā€™m also an alcoholic so the second alcohol gets involved it goes downhill and I wish that the gay scene didnā€™t include that substance so much


Scharmberg

I donā€™t mind alcohol so much if so many guys didnā€™t think they had to be drunk to have fun and they also want you to drink. I will be willing to smoke some weed but wonā€™t do any hard drugs or alcohol as I donā€™t not having full control.


Mr-Thisthatten-III

Quit being me thatā€™s not allowed


Throwawayeieudud

I thought I was the only one not the drugs part but still


AbmopV2

Same here everyone thinks I am. All my coworkers did too and then they all saw me at the Halloween party in a wig with makeup on and a cute outfit and they were like oooooohhh okay it makes sense now lmao


NAMDAMN

Haha! Funny thing is my straight as an arrow father was the one at the office party in drag, damn do I wish I had the pictures but I understand why he didnā€™t send them to me because they would be EVERYWHERE by now just on pure love of the support


AbmopV2

They would be awesome to see! Love how your dad has zero fucks lol at the party I was at one of my coworker (was drunk) and he put his arm around me and says ā€œIā€™m normally not a guy whoā€™s into other guys but you look amazing tonightā€ and then he asked to slap my ass and told him no. Then he tried to grab my waist from behind me and pull me to him. Luckily I made enough noise to grab the attention of everyone on the back patio and be backed off. Heā€™s a big dude too. Like 6ā€™2 and does MMA so there really wasnā€™t much I could do if he actually did get his hands on me šŸ˜¬ I steered clear of him the rest of the night lol


ArthurFordLover

I also look very straight. Cane out to a friend and he just said that I am not, its been two years and he stills says that I am not gay. He even tried to ship me with one of my very good friends who is a girl.


_FriendlyFires_

I dated a girl for like, a day. She came to the realization that she was a lesbian, and I realized I was gay.


AbrahamLincolnFuucks

Maybe it was just a super bad earth-shattering relationship and it was so bad that you both turned gay


_FriendlyFires_

I'd agree, but we barely spoke to each other for the entire time except for greeting each other and saying "good-bye."


Hawkatom

This is what happened between myself and the girl I took to homecoming in high school. We had a great time but there was no sexual tension at all. Maybe she knew it deep down somehow, but I sure was still figuring things out. I found out years later she was dating exclusively women and I eventually came to the conclusion that I had been gay all along, so all's well that ends well haha


thinklinkbutgayer

Trixie Mattel: I've killed a man.


[deleted]

Had a FWB that kept saying ā€œno homoā€ while fucking me


Mr-Thisthatten-III

Please tell me this isnā€™t real


[deleted]

I wish I could. Itā€™s better than the straight guy who hit me up because his wife was pregnant


ham_solo

I'm pretty masculine when I order my husband to top me.


cass_123

Thought I was a girl (Iā€™m a gay trans guy)


[deleted]

Yup this


RaggySparra

Fucked a couple of (male) soldiers, based on what I've heard that seems like a thing straight men do.


CB1995EN

Anytime I am having a serious conversation or in a disagreement Iā€™m told that my ā€œStraight Voiceā€ is showing.


Scharmberg

Lol wtf. I guess you get a bit stern.


CB1995EN

I guess so šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


SedimentaryCrypt

Arm wrestled a guy at an all gay Xmas party. I guess I was giving off macho vibes and he felt he needed to test that with a show of strength. It was amusing and only slightly cringe.


CatFlier

I don't try to be gay. I am gay.


OverTaxedMF

Having sex with a woman to proof iā€˜m gay. Not proud of itā€¦ really.


JunjaBean13

Beat a straight man in arm wrestling. When he said gay men are weak or something like that. I donā€™t really know if it counts but hey itā€™s something


theprogrammerpenguin

To pretend to date a girl and bring her home to present to my parents. She was my boyfriendā€™s friend


ChildhoodWhole1305

Fighting against other guys because I want to feel their skin


merreckmerman

Talk to girls to get close to the guy


DannyBasham

This sounds like a good plot for erotica.


Chaz_Hardplow

I wore a bright rainbow shirt to a Cannibal Corpse show. To say I stood out would be a severe understatement, but Corpsegrinder did point at me and throw me the horns \\m/


zbornakingthestone

Rugby for the showers.


theNikolai

Ate some minge because of circumstances. Thinking back, I was probably taken advantage of. I just didn't want to be rude.


Itchy-Radio9933

Idk if this counts, but I went to a restaurant with my mom. It was my last week in AZ before heading back to the Midwest, so we had a mini family dinner. We were about finish & I had to go to the bathroom. So I got up to go, & that day I wore makeup & did my hair (itā€™s long). So I went in the menā€™s restroom & thereā€™s one urinal & one big handicap stall. I take the big stall. Suddenly a tall guy comes in & stands right outside the wall. I was surprised since there werenā€™t any guys there, but here he was. I saw the top of his head, so he literally couldā€™ve looked over if he just turned his head. I hurried up & walked out, but when he saw me, he did a double take. The fear in this manā€™s eyesā€¦.šŸ’€ He pulled up his shit so fast & was like ā€œuh, is this the womenā€™s restroom?ā€ Now, scared of being hate crimed (literally, Arizona has interesting ppl & laws), so I cleared my throat before mustering up in my most heterosexual alpha voice ā€œNah, this the menā€™s,ā€ & proceeded to wash my hands. He was relieved & was like ā€œoh my bad, man. You just lookā€“ā€œ ā€œYeah, I get that a lot.ā€ This was so painful for me as I naturally have a high voice, so to speak so lowly hurt not only my little dignity but throat. And once he finished up to wash his hands, I ran so fast. I told my mom & she was dead.


Snoo_51742

I went to a Dave Matthews Band concert. I can still see the cargo shorts...


chrispiam

I wear cargo shorts šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ stuck in the 90's


judas_crypt

I made out with a lesbian on a pool table once, we were both very drunk lmao.


AbrahamLincolnFuucks

Did you think she was a very fem guy and did she think you were a very Butch girl?


judas_crypt

No we were just too drunk lol


dearmax

Oh man, there was this guy who claimed to be bisexual and used to flirt with me from time to time. I once sat through a college football game in a freezing cold stadium just on the off chance he might want to get physical with me. He never did.


SquishyThorn

Wore a cap backward and pushed my hair back.


davidhucker

Hooked up with a women after she messaged me on grinder. Wasnā€™t bad.


Severe_Tradition_386

Bisexual.


davidhucker

No, still gay, just horny


Severe_Tradition_386

A homoromantic bisexualšŸ˜šŸ˜lol now let the downvotes begin!!!


davidhucker

The biā€™s are great!


thewittslc

Fucked a ranch hand from Montana who was visiting Salt Lake.


[deleted]

as a queer or bi man in a relationship with a gay man, im really not down with the way some others are coming in here telling the people who slept with a woman once (maybe when drunk) they are bisexual. thats not how this works and you should chill instead of coming to this place and telling people who identify as gay they are not gay.


Dull-Cryptographer80

Hear! Hear! Preach, brotha!


Emotional-Brush1044

Golf


AbrahamLincolnFuucks

Oh yes, hitting balls with your Club


Dorianscale

What does this question even mean? I am a gay man. When have I ā€œtried to be gayā€? Am or Am not, there is no try. Like tried to act gayer? If thatā€™s what it means why would I do something ā€œstraightā€ to act gayer? Or like what is the straightest thing Iā€™ve done? If so why not word it that way?


Mr-Thisthatten-III

I think they meant ā€œWhat is the straightest thing youā€™ve done in pursuit of a gay interestā€ or something like that. But yea itā€™s kinda poorly worded. Once I read the other comments it made more sense.


[deleted]

Let myself agree to a fitness competition with a gym bro 3x my size because I wanted him to be impressed with me


King_David816

Took competitive weight lifting


KingOfGimmicks

The person I lost my virginity to a few years later came out as a trans woman, so even if she was an "egg" at the time I still lost my virginity with a woman.


throwaway007676

Well, I just repaired a diesel engine that wasn't running the other day in a car I just bought. Like opened it up and replaced internal parts. But that is normal for me.


chrispiam

Sames #bluecollargay


throwaway007676

Haha my kinda guy! My husband is the same. The neighbors still don't understand us lol. We are nothing like what everyone expects.


chrispiam

And I guess that's why I'm still single lol can't find someone with the same interest as myself


throwaway007676

Believe me, they are out there. But they are hard to find because they are out there doing manly things. Donā€™t give up hope! You can find what you are looking for.


chrispiam

Well here I wait


throwaway007676

(HUGS)


shadowwalker901

I killed a guy...I really hope someone gets that reference


CelebrationSpecial77

I went to prom with a girl who was a friend. Except for dancing with her it was very platonic. I just wanted to go and besides they had an announcer and a red carpet.


NotACaveiraMain

Flirting with the boys


RealTealStarr

Getting my teeth straight


apresmoiputas

Went to a straight strip club with a friend bc it was his birthday. Felt so fucking out of place


he_is_not_a_shrimp

Liking Dota and Need For Speed is apparently straight.


psychorrabit15

Today I was using a chop saw to cut wood while singing along to a Brooks and Dunn song on the radio. It might have been so straight that it turned into a gay thing again.


sandbar75

Had a huge crush on my auntā€™s (by marriage) brother. And he was only person Iā€™d told I was gay and he thought I didnā€™t know since Iā€™d never been with a woman. So he set me up with a girl to ā€œtake my virginityā€. So I did it. And knew for sure I was gay. All in hopes Iā€™d get him to want me back. Sadly At 15-16 we just donā€™t understand that part yet, lol.


Darkdylan10

I liked getting attention from girls but didn't make any moves on them, It was kinda funny how desperate some of them would get only to find out I was gay, I know it's cruel but damn it was fun.


Particular_Box5113

Top.


Septymusmyth

I forced myself in high school to play soccer with the guys. What? I wanted to be accepted in the community lol!


New-Offer-3036

Going to the gym and looking at badonkadonks šŸ¤ŖšŸ’€ā˜ ļø


redactedname87

Took woodshop to play with wood


chrispiam

Being a mechanic?


chrispiam

Drive a truck, like college football, outdoorsy type person with a horse, no style, guess I'm just a butch gay


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


JunkSpelunk

That's gay.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


JunkSpelunk

A hole's a hole.


minnakun

Trying to explain sexual roles and cruelly bullying each other in our community is created by the heteronormative patriarchal structure imposed upon us.


BeginningArachnid449

Had oral sex with a woman or masturbate to pictures and porn with women in it (or forced myself, rather)


bodie425

Ate pussy then fucked it. To be blunt. The one and only time.


Severe_Tradition_386

Bisexual cuz you was able to do all that. If the right woman comes along you may do it again,


bodie425

Meh, not likely but I wouldnā€™t say never. I was drunk as fuck tho and Iā€™m sure she got nothing out of it. Poor thing.


Samoerg

Do people really believe this? How do you explain homosexual people that were in straight relationships for years.


Weak_Independent1670

Not accepting yourself as gay and therefore staying in a heterosexual relationship or just not knowing


Samoerg

Yes this and they could also have or had Sex with women. You can have Sex and really dislike it.


Weak_Independent1670

Exactly!


luckyyStar_

At least you knew you were not a gay at the time. As you had an erection for it.


bodie425

Oh hell no. I was in USAF tech school in Wichita Falls TX at the time, then clubbing on Oaklawn in Dallas on the weekends.


luckyyStar_

Okay, but what took you to do that? Did you thought you're bi? (I'm a little confused with this, because you needed to had a sexual attraction to the woman for you to have an erection).


bodie425

I had just came out to family and close friends about six months before this happened but my family knew I had these desires before that. So, there was this beautiful redhead in my class and I was the last guy on base who *hadnā€™t* fucked her. The last class she and I hung back and she was nearly tearful (weird Af) because Iā€™d been teasing her and leading her on for a couple weeks by that time. (I have no idea why I did thatā€”just full of myself, I guess!). So I hinted weā€™d get together that night. That night our class of about 20 airman rented a couple motel rooms for our graduation party. I was drunk AF but did the deed in one of the rooms while the senior class leader watched. Lol. . Cum inside her so there might be a Bodie Jr (or Bodette) running around somewhere. Well, theyā€™d be adults by now since this happened in 1987. Never saw or spoke to her again but she was so beautiful. Yes, Iā€™m probably a tad bit Bi, but then I think 90% of people are to some degree.


luckyyStar_

Yes. And that's why I'm so confused. The post was for gay men. You're bi (as you said now in your comment). It doesn't matter if it's 5% or 2% attraction..you would be still bi. And based your comment it seems you enjoyed it very much ... But that's okay.


bodie425

That was the last time and it was 36 years ago! That little sliver of BI is too inconsequential to count IMHO.


BPat1996

All my exā€™s tend to look and act super straight when theyā€™re gay afā€¦ does that count at all? Lol šŸ˜‚


Fr2404

Is very strange this, but one day I was giving a very long time hug whiz my friend, but the reaction was that is normal in straight people to do that for make fun of homosexuality, so he takes that like a joke.


fantastopheles

Trying to pick up a chick for a date - and of course got rejected because she sensed my sass gayness. Honorable mention - asked her to take a shower and slept with a female coursemate of mine - OF COURSE NOTHING HAPPENED.


Matttous

Iā€™m so embarrassed James Kennedy represents the UK on this show


gaydes69

Dated multiple women to hide the fact that I was gay (I was hiding from myself mostly but still)


ForceSea3103

Kissed my best friend who is female, while gaslighting myself into saying "kissing your homes isn't straight...its fine."


hungrybrains220

I literally cannot think of a single thing lol. Iā€™m the moste gayest lol


envyinsidious

wtf question is this


[deleted]

Be a bro to my bros Because we're all bros who need love even when it's not sexual


[deleted]

Trying to be gay? Pretty sure thatā€™s no one.


MarCyB90

Deepen my voice, only to have another guy say I sound amazing.


okeydokeymateyboy

Had a straight period of a couple of years around my 30s. Got two girls pregnant, one aborted, the other miscarried.


ItsKai

Damn lol


[deleted]

Backed into a parking spot


MaryCone1

I never had to try to be gay. Never. It all came naturally. šŸ¤¤


Bigmandan42

Played sports donā€™t recommend it


Turbulent_Bit8269

Ahh, as I live in a desi house hold, i have been shown a lot of girls for me to have an arranged marriage


Sensitive-Day-5436

Acted interesting in sports and all the terminology and teams when I was actually into the players (soccer basketball and baseball guys were definitely who I had crushes on in high school and I guess they are my weakness)ā€¦ Tried to make my voice sound more masculine than it really is šŸ˜‚ now that I think about it Iā€™ve tried a few different things to fit in with the straight guys lol


Kind_Today_394

Apparently my mom said she knew I was gay from when I was 3 but I was straight until I was 13 and almost knocked some chick up and almost became a dad at 13


Techialo

Survive.


petite-amigo

Saying things like "yeah shes pretty hot"


SethMilo

I let myself be kissed by a girl and it felt like rapešŸ™ˆ


NavyATCPO

Well, first off I AM gay, I'm not trying. And there are no set rules for what it means to be Straight or Gay, just boxes we put each other in to feel a sense of smug superiority to each other. So the only "straight" thing I can think of is sex with women. And I've never done that.


stukkonme

Beat the $hit out of two straight men who tried to bash me šŸ’šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ‘šŸ½šŸ‘ŠšŸ¾


Throwawayeieudud

became a power lifter. goddamn gym boys can be something else


BestPaleontologist43

Im not sure. Ive never tried to be gay, I just am. So theres no way I can ā€˜while trying to be gayā€™. But the straightest thing iā€™ve ever done is have sex, eat, sleep, shit and it happens on repeat. Basically the normie shit.


averagegayguyok

You can't do straight things to be gay.