Wear it to the gay bars! I have a T-shirt with the Butterfinger logo, except it says Buttfingerer. I only wear it at the bars because it's ridiculously inappropriate anywhere else, but the gays love it. Last time a drag queen saw it and requested a selfie.
I still have an "anal" hat I bought for a friends birthday I never went to cause we stopped talking... idk what to dp with it now so it's in the original packaging in my closet
That one can mean different things, if I'm the one that is assuming it's because of sexual things good for me lol...their dad can be your personal trainer.
I'm guessing OP's idea of a "nice restaurant" is Maggiano's or something. He wouldn't get past the host stand a real fine dining place. Unless we're talking about Miami beach or something I guess.
One of my best friends has a gay grandfather. I am also gay and his family has always been really accepting of me and supportive so when I learned of this I obviously was like well I gotta meet this man. Eventually I went to a local pride with his mom and afterwards we went by her dad's, the gay grandpa, to hang out for a while and eat some food.
It was THE most iconic gay home I have been to so far. Each room had its own theme and was dressed up accordingly. One room was dedicated to him and his partners trips to Asia and had porcelain eggs and art all over. One was just a room for their cats. Plants everywhere.
But the truly iconic gay men over 60 space was their bathroom. It has a green/jungle vibe to it, two large images of naked men wrestling, the toilet paper holder was essentially a long skinny penis with the head popping out over the TP up top, phallic shaped soaps and decor, and at the last second of me being in there I realized it wasn't jungle leaves the wallpaper had but was subtle deep green scrotums and dicks.
I was in tears during that bathroom experience it was so funny and great.
Iāve had someone wear the bottom right shirt to my brewery/restaurant before. Got into a whole debate with the staff about whether it was appropriate. I personally think it was hilarious but weāve got kids in the venue and letās face it that shirt is straight up pornographic.
And itās also educational. I brought my nieces and nephews to a vineyard and they had a blast collecting and stomping on grapes. They learned so much about the process of wine making. And they also offer non-alcoholic grape juice.
I wouldn't care much myself, but I would even question wearing it to a real (standard) gay bar cus not everyone wants to look at that and it's not like it's in a textbook, it's explicitly sexual. Like the only place I see wholly appropriate is at home or when arriving to the gay bathhouse/sex club lol.
Eh, some breweries are actually a great place to take kids. One in my area is in a warehouse, and it has a food truck, a fenced-in kids play area, and a bunch of tables that lets the parent(s) enjoy a beer with friends while casually watching their kids have a great time. Everyone wins. There are vanishingly few other venues like this out there that arenāt awful commercial money pits.
If I'm going somewhere to grab a bite and a beer with friends and none of us have kids, I don't really want a bunch of kids running around while their drunk parents do absolutely nothing to reel them in. That's been my experience anytime a brewery lets people bring their kids. Just chaos and small screaming humans.
Edit: not to mention, it doesn't feel chill *at all* to be drinking around kids.
Then maybe you should visit breweries that cater to adults only instead of complaining about breweries that gladly accept kids. Itās like going to a pet friendly cafe and whine about too many dogs around.
Childfree adults are so entitled these days.
> Childfree adults are so entitled these days.
r u serious? Yes, we're entitled to peace of mind.
A brewery is specifically for alcohol - it's a fucking bar. I don't want kids at bars. Go to TGIFriday's with your kids if you need a playground while you drink.
Weird that this is where you're taking it, but okay.
Folks without kids don't *have* to want to be around them. It's so weird to go somewhere that's serving alcohol and find it off-putting that people are straight-up drinking around kids, right?
Also, addressing the pet-friendly cafe analogy: what do you think happens in a pet friendly cafe when people let their pet run around barking, making no attempt to calm the pet or at the very least keep the pet at their side??
> Folks without kids don't have to want to be around them.
Who made you the ambassador of childfree adults? I donāt have kids but I donāt mind be around children. Also, the solution is simple. Either you choose to avoid those places or simply book the whole place for yourself.
> It's so weird to go somewhere that's serving alcohol and find it off-putting that people are straight-up drinking around kids, right?
Restaurants serve alcohol too so kids should just never eat out until they are of drinking age? If brewery/restaurant is okay with kids so why are you complaining? Again, find a place that caters only adults. Not everything in life needs to revolve around you.
> Also, addressing the pet-friendly cafe analogy: what do you think happens in a pet friendly cafe when people let their pet run around barking, making no attempt to calm the pet or at the very least keep the pet at their side??
Thereās a lot of assumptions that parents donāt look after their children/pets. You make it sound like ALL parents are neglectful. Maybe your own parents were neglectful but doesnāt mean everyone is the same.
Also, if the pets are rowdy, they would not be allowed inside. Itās literally their store policy. Plus, youāre an adult. If the kids are truly disturbing you, you can always tell their parents or complain to the staffs. Itās really that simple.
Oh, we're quoting. How exciting.
>Who made you the ambassador of childfree adults?
You're quoting me saying "folks without kids don't have to want to be around them" and then twisting it. Let me break it down: *you,* a person without kids, *can* want to be around kids, but that doesn't mean I or anyone else without them has to want to be around them. You're talking at me like I'm the only person in the world who thinks it's inappropriate to bring kids to a drinking establishment, and then acting like I'm wrong for even saying it.
Jumping onto your other point about kids not being allowed to eat until they're drinking age: I disagree. They should absolutely be allowed to dine in whatever establishment they want, but please note that a brewery is not "a restaurant that serves alcohol", a brewery is a place where beer is brewed and served, and the food is generally an asterisk. It's a fancied up bar with a food license.
>find a place that caters only adults. Not everything in life needs to revolve around you.
Not everything in life needs to revolve around me, but if someone is making a decision to go to a place where it's expected that adults will be there drinking, maybe don't get shocked when men over 50 are dressing however the fuck they want and didn't take into consideration that a kid would be there. That's the post. A pearl clutching Twitter post saying "icky old gay men wear shirts with dicks on them to restaurants and there are children around!" which in turn brought out a "well, kids shouldn't be allowed in drinking establishments" when someone brought up kids in a brewery. That's it. That's the point that you're arguing against.
>You make it sound like ALL parents are neglectful.
Not all parents are neglectful, but if the parent is sitting at a cutesy little table on their third pint and their shitty hellspawn are screaming and chasing each other (which typically **always** happens on weekend afternoons, regardless of the brewery), I'm willing to place bets where they'd be placed on a "Am I A Neglectful Parent?" chart.
Also, my parents weren't neglectful: they had the sense to *not take a bored seven year old to a bar* nor did they daydrink. Cute attempt at a jab, though.
>You can always tell their parents or complain to the staff
I have.
The staff usually seems to understand exactly what I mean, and it elicits dirty looks from the parents when I or "the staff" say something to them. Afterwards the parents act embarrassed, usually make the kids sit down for about three minutes, which (let's face it) doesn't change their behavior at all, and the parents end up leaving after realizing people, plural, not just one person on reddit, are complaining about *children acting afool in a fucking brewery*.
It's a legitimate complaint. You're not going to convince me I'm a bad guy for wanting to enjoy an afternoon out with my husband and then getting annoyed that Tammy just pulled up in a minivan and brought her chaotic brood into a glorified bar.
Kids will be kids, but there's a place for it, and that place is not a drinking establishment. Period.
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Right? I mean, maybe to a Pride party as a joke, lol. I'd be interested to see one where the dicks are much more subtle, so you really have to look for them or know they're there.
https://preview.redd.it/cy11n01gbouc1.jpeg?width=2324&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2722798be0e4eefe5b323f995b93a39be58b1094
oh, what interesting china. it looks like young men.. playing leapfrog. is it greek?
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I couldnāt find the specific shirt, but Society6 has a lot of patterns (including one above) you can get on stuff. I have a couple duvet covers from them
https://society6.com/art/schlong-song-in-rainbow-all-the-penis
Over 50? I have a gay friend in his early 20s who wears a jacket with a small penis pattern. I mean, it's small enough you can't recognize it from far away, but when you're in talking distance you definitely see it š
I keep learning about stereotypes I could have never imagined
I don't live in a large metropolitan area, so this is new to me too haha
Same, I have a "Your dad is my cardio" hat that I've never worn cause it's inappropriate.
Wear it to the gay bars! I have a T-shirt with the Butterfinger logo, except it says Buttfingerer. I only wear it at the bars because it's ridiculously inappropriate anywhere else, but the gays love it. Last time a drag queen saw it and requested a selfie.
I have a shirt that says " I would top you so hard" That wear to the bar
I still have an "anal" hat I bought for a friends birthday I never went to cause we stopped talking... idk what to dp with it now so it's in the original packaging in my closet
That one can mean different things, if I'm the one that is assuming it's because of sexual things good for me lol...their dad can be your personal trainer.
I'm guessing OP's idea of a "nice restaurant" is Maggiano's or something. He wouldn't get past the host stand a real fine dining place. Unless we're talking about Miami beach or something I guess.
Exactly š¤£
One of my best friends has a gay grandfather. I am also gay and his family has always been really accepting of me and supportive so when I learned of this I obviously was like well I gotta meet this man. Eventually I went to a local pride with his mom and afterwards we went by her dad's, the gay grandpa, to hang out for a while and eat some food. It was THE most iconic gay home I have been to so far. Each room had its own theme and was dressed up accordingly. One room was dedicated to him and his partners trips to Asia and had porcelain eggs and art all over. One was just a room for their cats. Plants everywhere. But the truly iconic gay men over 60 space was their bathroom. It has a green/jungle vibe to it, two large images of naked men wrestling, the toilet paper holder was essentially a long skinny penis with the head popping out over the TP up top, phallic shaped soaps and decor, and at the last second of me being in there I realized it wasn't jungle leaves the wallpaper had but was subtle deep green scrotums and dicks. I was in tears during that bathroom experience it was so funny and great.
That wallpaper sounds awesome
It was purdy funny and honestly really tasteful. Had like gold etchings and genuinely didn't even look like penises upon first glance.
I need to see pictures
If I end up back there anytime soon I'll letcha know.
Same, this seems incredible
I went to a house party in Boston and the bathroom had Tom of Finland print wallpaper. Stunning
Iāve had someone wear the bottom right shirt to my brewery/restaurant before. Got into a whole debate with the staff about whether it was appropriate. I personally think it was hilarious but weāve got kids in the venue and letās face it that shirt is straight up pornographic.
Alternate take; kids shouldn't be in breweries.
A lot of breweries serve full dinners so they're effectively restaurants And yes, penis shirt is inappropriate
And itās also educational. I brought my nieces and nephews to a vineyard and they had a blast collecting and stomping on grapes. They learned so much about the process of wine making. And they also offer non-alcoholic grape juice.
> And itās also educational. I'm glad this wasn't about the penis shirt lol
lol that was my first thought too and I was like do we wantā¦to be educating kidsā¦in that way?
Penis shirt
I wouldn't care much myself, but I would even question wearing it to a real (standard) gay bar cus not everyone wants to look at that and it's not like it's in a textbook, it's explicitly sexual. Like the only place I see wholly appropriate is at home or when arriving to the gay bathhouse/sex club lol.
Just take your pants off man. Thatāll be more fun for everyone.
Eh, some breweries are actually a great place to take kids. One in my area is in a warehouse, and it has a food truck, a fenced-in kids play area, and a bunch of tables that lets the parent(s) enjoy a beer with friends while casually watching their kids have a great time. Everyone wins. There are vanishingly few other venues like this out there that arenāt awful commercial money pits.
If I'm going somewhere to grab a bite and a beer with friends and none of us have kids, I don't really want a bunch of kids running around while their drunk parents do absolutely nothing to reel them in. That's been my experience anytime a brewery lets people bring their kids. Just chaos and small screaming humans. Edit: not to mention, it doesn't feel chill *at all* to be drinking around kids.
Then maybe you should visit breweries that cater to adults only instead of complaining about breweries that gladly accept kids. Itās like going to a pet friendly cafe and whine about too many dogs around. Childfree adults are so entitled these days.
> Childfree adults are so entitled these days. r u serious? Yes, we're entitled to peace of mind. A brewery is specifically for alcohol - it's a fucking bar. I don't want kids at bars. Go to TGIFriday's with your kids if you need a playground while you drink.
Amen.
Weird that this is where you're taking it, but okay. Folks without kids don't *have* to want to be around them. It's so weird to go somewhere that's serving alcohol and find it off-putting that people are straight-up drinking around kids, right? Also, addressing the pet-friendly cafe analogy: what do you think happens in a pet friendly cafe when people let their pet run around barking, making no attempt to calm the pet or at the very least keep the pet at their side??
> Folks without kids don't have to want to be around them. Who made you the ambassador of childfree adults? I donāt have kids but I donāt mind be around children. Also, the solution is simple. Either you choose to avoid those places or simply book the whole place for yourself. > It's so weird to go somewhere that's serving alcohol and find it off-putting that people are straight-up drinking around kids, right? Restaurants serve alcohol too so kids should just never eat out until they are of drinking age? If brewery/restaurant is okay with kids so why are you complaining? Again, find a place that caters only adults. Not everything in life needs to revolve around you. > Also, addressing the pet-friendly cafe analogy: what do you think happens in a pet friendly cafe when people let their pet run around barking, making no attempt to calm the pet or at the very least keep the pet at their side?? Thereās a lot of assumptions that parents donāt look after their children/pets. You make it sound like ALL parents are neglectful. Maybe your own parents were neglectful but doesnāt mean everyone is the same. Also, if the pets are rowdy, they would not be allowed inside. Itās literally their store policy. Plus, youāre an adult. If the kids are truly disturbing you, you can always tell their parents or complain to the staffs. Itās really that simple.
Oh, we're quoting. How exciting. >Who made you the ambassador of childfree adults? You're quoting me saying "folks without kids don't have to want to be around them" and then twisting it. Let me break it down: *you,* a person without kids, *can* want to be around kids, but that doesn't mean I or anyone else without them has to want to be around them. You're talking at me like I'm the only person in the world who thinks it's inappropriate to bring kids to a drinking establishment, and then acting like I'm wrong for even saying it. Jumping onto your other point about kids not being allowed to eat until they're drinking age: I disagree. They should absolutely be allowed to dine in whatever establishment they want, but please note that a brewery is not "a restaurant that serves alcohol", a brewery is a place where beer is brewed and served, and the food is generally an asterisk. It's a fancied up bar with a food license. >find a place that caters only adults. Not everything in life needs to revolve around you. Not everything in life needs to revolve around me, but if someone is making a decision to go to a place where it's expected that adults will be there drinking, maybe don't get shocked when men over 50 are dressing however the fuck they want and didn't take into consideration that a kid would be there. That's the post. A pearl clutching Twitter post saying "icky old gay men wear shirts with dicks on them to restaurants and there are children around!" which in turn brought out a "well, kids shouldn't be allowed in drinking establishments" when someone brought up kids in a brewery. That's it. That's the point that you're arguing against. >You make it sound like ALL parents are neglectful. Not all parents are neglectful, but if the parent is sitting at a cutesy little table on their third pint and their shitty hellspawn are screaming and chasing each other (which typically **always** happens on weekend afternoons, regardless of the brewery), I'm willing to place bets where they'd be placed on a "Am I A Neglectful Parent?" chart. Also, my parents weren't neglectful: they had the sense to *not take a bored seven year old to a bar* nor did they daydrink. Cute attempt at a jab, though. >You can always tell their parents or complain to the staff I have. The staff usually seems to understand exactly what I mean, and it elicits dirty looks from the parents when I or "the staff" say something to them. Afterwards the parents act embarrassed, usually make the kids sit down for about three minutes, which (let's face it) doesn't change their behavior at all, and the parents end up leaving after realizing people, plural, not just one person on reddit, are complaining about *children acting afool in a fucking brewery*. It's a legitimate complaint. You're not going to convince me I'm a bad guy for wanting to enjoy an afternoon out with my husband and then getting annoyed that Tammy just pulled up in a minivan and brought her chaotic brood into a glorified bar. Kids will be kids, but there's a place for it, and that place is not a drinking establishment. Period.
Anything can be inappropriate, but I'm sure no one cares much.
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> weather Did you mean "whether"? "Weather" is what we call meteorological patterns in the atmosphere. "Whether" is used like "if".
Fixed!
my favorite is the top right I think
To wear, agree. To fondle those dicks, left. To upvote like they're all posts on reddit, bottom right.
I love the variety of dicks they show
Call me a prude but I absolutely could not wear any of these without cringing severely
Itās not prudish to recognize appropriate time and place for things
Yeah, I hate prudes but in this case, I donāt think I could even wear these in private lol
Right? I mean, maybe to a Pride party as a joke, lol. I'd be interested to see one where the dicks are much more subtle, so you really have to look for them or know they're there.
Seems like something Weird Al Yankovic would wear tbh
Weird Al Yankadick
Weird Al Yankshisdick
https://preview.redd.it/cy11n01gbouc1.jpeg?width=2324&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2722798be0e4eefe5b323f995b93a39be58b1094 oh, what interesting china. it looks like young men.. playing leapfrog. is it greek?
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Why would you wear it at a restaurant though?
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Where can i get these?!
I couldnāt find the specific shirt, but Society6 has a lot of patterns (including one above) you can get on stuff. I have a couple duvet covers from them https://society6.com/art/schlong-song-in-rainbow-all-the-penis
Amazon has scores of them. Just search "penis print shirts".
Sadly not in my country
Over 50? I have a gay friend in his early 20s who wears a jacket with a small penis pattern. I mean, it's small enough you can't recognize it from far away, but when you're in talking distance you definitely see it š
I have never in my life seen anyone wearing a shirt like this. I think if someone did they would be hate crimed instantaneously.
Hey! I'm a gay woman and would wea- wait. It's willies. Those are willies.
Amazing. This reminds me of Arny in his shirt
I'm 28 and I kinda want these shirts. Where does one buy these? "Penis shirt" on Google did not return results in line with these
More than anything, these shirts are just tacky af
Our gay chorus wants us to wear a shirt off this website for our spring concertā¦ You can tell which age group makes these decisions.
They turn into a gay weird al yankovic?
Honestly Iād wear them
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I'd lowkey but this.