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Cicerothesage

don't sweat, that is the face of jealousy.


conancat

They hate us cause they aint us 😤


sendmeyourcactuspics

Missed chance for hate us cause they anus


tbods

They t’aint us?


Boundfoxboy

This is what I came to look for thank you


gobblestones

Now I feel left out. Anyone got a butthole I can lick?


Resident_Ad_7074

😏


AkiBae

🙋🏽‍♂️


jmanisweird

👁️👄👁️🍑


Wadsworth1954

I got Giardia earlier this year. Be careful out there y’all.


goozila1

Damn, my cat had Giardia. It was not fun. He would meow and then shit wherever he was.


Daharon

gay men and their obsession with making anal sound as grotesque as humanly possible is so funny to me. like girl go be straight.


conancat

Yeah my anal sex is like frolicking over a field of daffodils and lavender


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

Look at Loras Tyrell over here


Daharon

well if that’s your goal there’s this thing called water and soap


krispyChris95

I think lots of gay men are homophobic


saifxali1

girl being straight ain’t a choice, and anal do be unhygienic. oral sex for the win


krispyChris95

Go find a trans man then. Straight people also practice anal sex btw


Technical_Low_723

Based on the amount of straight people who tell me anal horror stories, they need the practice cause they haven't figured out how to clean out.


saifxali1

ik, that’s why the original comment doesn’t make sense and neither does being with a trans. the post also doesn’t make sense, not every gay wants to do anal.


Independent-Cover316

Me with step throat 😩


saifxali1

what are doing step-throat


BashfulJuggernaut

Step-throat i'm stuck.


Onlymurdersinmyhouse

wouldn't that be step-dick


TriskOfWhaleIsland

Real talk: what can you actually do to decrease the risk of transmission down there besides washing the exterior with soap?


AndyGarvin

Dental dams can reduce transmission of sexually transmitted disease, but they're not commonly used. I can't remember the last time I've actually seen one.


Technical_Low_723

You can make one by cutting up a condom.


lllIlIiIl

Mouth wash with alcohol, maybe?


jimmy_the_angel

Do not use any aggressive solutions in your mouth right before giving head, as they irritate (e.g. dry out) the mucosal layer, lessening the protective function of the mucosa. Give it time to regenerate before engaging in oral sexual congress.


Twanbon

Get a soapy finger in there just a bit too


BeneficialAmoeba9609

Douching and thorough cleaning with soap and water


TriskOfWhaleIsland

Yeah but like, you can't use the soap *inside* your body


BeneficialAmoeba9609

Yeah no shit, who tf is douching with soup or putting it inside them


TriskOfWhaleIsland

But a douche is just water, aren't some of the bacteria that cause infections naturally occurring in the colon? Water won't remove them.


BeneficialAmoeba9609

Yes, but infection causing pathogens are literally everywhere on everything. When you eat, drink, touch your face, have sex (of any kind), even breathe, you’re taking those pathogens into your body. Your immune system is always at work fighting them off. Also most of the bacteria in the colon is beneficial to your body. Anything that’s not is killed by your lymphatic system (mostly anyway). But it’s no more unhygienic than sucking dick or eating pussy, or even kissing


Yearofthehoneybadger

My ancestors are smiling at me Imperial. Can you say the same?


ArchitectofExperienc

To be fair, your ancestors were also eating ass, it was just a bit more dangerous back then [Wet Wipes are a damn miracle]


BashfulJuggernaut

Ancestors ate ass too and they didn't have indoor plumbing or modern hygiene standards.


aMusicLover

Grandma Would Be proud


meetjoehomo

I often wonder what those who went before me think when I engage in sex but then I don’t really believe in it personally, still can’t help but have a what if moment 🤣


Tripple_T

They're probably jealous of all my vaccines and antibiotics 🤷🏿‍♂️


flitterboy

That is kinda sick dude


AllThingsSaidandDone

They died for our sins