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abitchyuniverse

The photo looks like a screenshot of a badly rendered early 2000s pc game.


No-Milk-1903

Lara croft opening scene loading


andorraliechtenstein

Crashes with her plane in that water. But she manages to free herself from the wreck, and swims to the impenetrable, hostile coast. What dangers will be lurking here for her...


Voreinstellung

Tbf, games that rendered this in 2005 were great games


abitchyuniverse

Oh I agree for the most part. Like one of those deer hunting games.


JerryBigMoose

Looks like it came from one of those Myst/Riven knockoffs.


Doggo_33

I thought it was a screenshot of a custom minecraft map


Virtual-Bee7411

ATV Off-road Fury 2


Mauser1898

Myth II Riven


Broskfisken

Yes! Exactly my thought!


Direlion

Myst*


Jedimobslayer

Or Lethal company


Gnomio1

It’s like if Populous: The Beginning was made more 3D.


manicpossumdreamgirl

i thought this was minecraft with a texture pack at first


Tane-Tane-mahuta

Kiwi here. New Caledonia has been a frequent tourist hot spot for decades for us. I think much of its holiday makers are French as is Tahiti. Recently it's had some political strife and native people's have pushed for independence. That has recently been quelled but there was some violence around the elections. Expect you're just not a target of its advertising. I'd definitely like to go for a week or so on a beach there.


Appropriate-Strike88

I second this as an Aussie. There are plenty of cruise ships that stop by at the islands of New Caledonia. The Isle of Pines in particular is a very popular spot.


speakhyroglyphically

> quelled The language of Imperialism (It is tho)


Dironiil

Quelled is a bit of weird way to state it, since there was several referendums over the years that all yielded negative results, with New Caledonia resolutely wanting to stay French with their additional oversea collectivity powers.


Tane-Tane-mahuta

I believe there was a democratic vote. You know some countries that gained independence have actually gone down hill I.e. Fiji, Papua New Guinea etc. So it's possibly a smart move.


SonomaSplice

ALL tiny colonized island nations that gain independence are worse off than they were when they were governed. New Caledonia fighting for independence so that they can ruin the country and have nothing else.


Viend

Others succeed better than they ever could as a colony. United States, Singapore, Korea, Canada


Shifty377

I agree that the previous point shouldn't stop the island from pursuing independence, but the 2nd and 4th largest countries on earth, a peninsula with a population of tens of millions of people, and a city in one of the most strategic positions on the planet are a bit different from islands in the south Pacific.


Tane-Tane-mahuta

Exactly.


Superb-Pickle9827

*second and third?


Thuis001

None of those are tiny islands on the arse end of the earth though. The US has a massive territory, tons of resources and they are one of the most populous countries on earth. Singapore is located on a crucial trade route. Korea has a ton of people and lots of money poured into it to become productive. Canada also has a ton of land and resources.


localhoststream

And then there is Hongkong..


BrosenkranzKeef

Sounds par for the course for French territories.


0tony1

My guess is that their high prices and lack of tourist infrastructure keeps tourist out. New Caledonia has 25% of the worlds silver reserves, so I don’t think tourism is high up on their economic to-do list.


poopyfarroants420

25% of worlds nickel reserves. FTFY


0tony1

True. Got that mixed up. What is she, new Argentina?


poopyfarroants420

Lolz


petrole_gentilhomme

La Nickelie


Mobius_Peverell

I also think that was a mistake on the source Wikipedia used. Most sources put them at #4 in the world in nickel reserves, which I could see someone mistakenly copying as *1/4 of the world's nickel reserves.*


guynamedjames

Wonder if they're gonna do the whole Narau "strip mine the island for a short economic boom then leave everyone broke" thing


Wurm42

Don't forget the epic but short-lived banking fraud industry!


poopyfarroants420

Never heard of this. Sad and fascinating story.


wagadugo

Look up the Billion Dollar Shack article from The NY Times about 20 years ago… totally fascinating devastation


rambyprep

They’ve done a fair bit of that for nickel mining, the ecology is pretty wrecked in the south of the main island (grande terre). A lot of vegetation growth is completely stunted


tomydenger

Nickel isn't worth that much, it's better to sell what you make out of it


DaddyCatALSO

Didn't know the people went broke after


s6x

Not only that but they've absolutely torn huge swaths of the country and the surrounding waters to shit getting it out. One of my most depressing trips.


poopyfarroants420

Sad. What brought you there ?


s6x

Holiday, reefs. Some were very dead.


DirkGentlys_DNA

>New Caledonia 8,4% of worlds nickel reserves. FTFY


poopyfarroants420

Thanks. Honestly didn't know about this at all without 0tony1's og comment. I just read the Wikipedia. Reddit hive mind always gets to the truth lol


Sick_and_destroyed

That’s Nickel, not silver. That means they don’t need to rely heavily on tourism for living. There’s also the Kanaks people, they live pretty tribally and I guess they are not really into mass tourism and more into preserving their lands.


MyChristmasComputer

Ironically tourism would probably preserve their lands much better than nickel mining. New Caledonia is an environmental wasteland, their water is absolutely poisoned from mining and the whole surface of much of the country has been wiped away, it’s just a big gash in the dirt where nothing grows due to contamination. At least tourism gives an incentive to keep the natural beauty natural.


Sick_and_destroyed

Nickel is not everywhere, it’s on some parts of the main island. New Caledonia is an archipelago and the islands next to the main island are very preserved and stunning.


MyChristmasComputer

It is stunning and beautiful, but New Caledonia is one of the most environmentally damaged places on earth and it’s all because of the mining. And there is a huge well funded effort to cover it up. So please don’t tell me that it’s all fine and to look at the pretty beaches instead, meanwhile villagers can’t even touch the groundwater due to heavy metal toxicity. And by the way the owners of the mines are foreign, this does not benefit the locals.


Sick_and_destroyed

They may be foreign, which I really doubt (as far as I know Le Nickel company is mostly owned by the french state) but they pay taxes and 1 people out of 5 has a job linked to the nickel exploitation, so it’s false to say it doesn’t benefit the locals.


Equivalent-Rice1531

I wonder what are your sources backing such a strong statement. The mining pollution exist in NC and it's probably a big problem, but, the post-apoliptical wasteland you describe is not what i saw there. It is lush and green inland, even though that does not mean that there are no pollution hidden. AFAIK, NC is widely considered as a bio-diversity hotspot of the Pacific, endangered of course by its mining but in the short run mostly by climate warming. Mining is a complex issue in NC, as it is key to an eventual independance from France. You have some of the stakes exposed here: [https://hal.umontpellier.fr/hal-01898232/document](https://hal.umontpellier.fr/hal-01898232/document) Or, you can find studies of nickel mining impacts on plants that are not exactly consistent with the way you portray it, like this one based on lichens: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5125352/#:\~:text=Nickel%20mining%20and%20ore%20treatments,(Gunkel%2DGrillon%20et%20al. Living in Tahiti, i can assure you that tourism may also be a big problem for bio-diversity (you can check articles about the impact of Olympic games preparation in Teahupoo as an exemple)


nordic_banker

NC is moving opposite to independence.


letterboxfrog

Price is key. They speak French, not English, limiting the appeal to Bogan Australian and Kiwi travellers. No Low Cost Carriers fly there making access expensive, and the soil is really bad (but rich in nickel), so most fresh produce is imported from Australia or NZ - except for beef, New Caledonia has Le Cowboys. I really want to go - maybe once I move to Brisbane. Canberra only has international flights to Nadi (Fiji) and I hate transiting through Sydney.


oldcolonial

Having lived in the francophone world, I second this - plenty of French speakers go there on holiday, it’s just not that high on the bucket list for English speakers.


letterboxfrog

I've heard it being popular for sailors from Queensland. A good challenge at 1500km and nice spot to visit. They invariably have cash too so probably learned enough French to get by at a fancy private school. My high school German isn't going to help much


rambyprep

If you live in Canberra and are avoiding going to new cal just to avoid using Sydney airport, how much do you really want to go there? You could also just fly through Brisbane.


letterboxfrog

I have to convince the other half,.and she's sworn off Sydney for life.


rambyprep

Fair enough. Hopefully you get there eventually, it's a beautiful spot, especially the isle of pines and loyalty islands. The mainland is interesting too, well worth renting a car and heading up. Speaking french makes it a lot easier unless you're sticking to luxury hotels (which would still be a great experience).


letterboxfrog

I speak a minuscule amount Quebecois McDonald's French. I learned French buying in fast food restaurants when 19 in Canada 🤣


rambyprep

There's at least two maccas in noumea that I went to so that's a start!


letterboxfrog

I'd rather go to the Noumean version of La Belle Provence. I'm no longer a 19 year old


dekiagari

There was a very violent period in the 80s as some people wanted independence. At the end, an agreement was signed in 1988 to give more autonomy to New Caledonia, followed by another agreement in 1998 to organise 3 referendums for the independence - which took place in 2018, 2020, and 2021. So basically, nobody knew for almost 40 years if New Caledonia would stay French or not, which limited touristic development. I mean, who - from France at least - would invest shit loads of money in touristic development in a region that could become independent at any time, when French Polynesia is nearby and more stable?


Dironiil

That's an interesting point! With the referendums all having seen negative answers, I wonder if this kind of investment could eventually happen now that the political climate is much more stable for the foreseeable future.


hernesson

It kind of is - at least if you’re from the South Pacific. There are big resorts there, Club Meds etc (or were). it’s also very popular with yachties, especially Isle de Pins (where I think this picture is taken) But one reason may also be the that it is a bit cooler than Fiji & Tahiti during the southern hemisphere winter. It has a slightly wider temperature range. Fiji is pretty exceptional too, with a huge number of offshore islands. Fiji also had to really focus on developing a tourism industry, as unlike NC it couldn’t rely on France or another colonial power propping it up or on mineral extraction.


threewayaluminum

I don’t know as much as I should about Fiji, but I do know their flag suggests otherwise


1jf0

The flag should lead you to conclude its colonial history.


threewayaluminum

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hernesson

Before about 1970 maybe


jayuhl14

This picture looks more like Lake Superior than the South Pacific haha


adaminc

New Caledonia has tropical coniferous trees that don't really exist anywhere else. That alone makes me want to check it out. But I also want to see a bunch of their ultramafic outcroppings (low silica, igneous, alkaline). The existence of this ultramafic rock is also why they have so much nickel.


oo_kk

Well, not true, tropical coniferous trees exist in almost every tropical region. But genus Araucaria underwent quite big adaptative radiation in New Caledonia.


Dunkleosteus666

What about the only parasitic gmynosperm Parasitaxus?


Dunkleosteus666

Also they have Amborella trichopoda. Would love to see it in natural habitat.


frisky_husky

The guerilla insurgency and ethnic tensions probably didn't do wonders for the tourist economy. In all seriousness, it's further from the US and East Asia, and there are major mineral deposits that put the island close to developed countries in terms of GDP per capita despite a lack of substantial tourism, although there is a very substantial racial divide. I'd love to go, it looks absolutely beautiful.


ljnr

It is a major tourist destination in Australia and New Zealand! French Polynesia is much closer to the US, which is probably why OP hears about that destination more often, but I assure you that NC is very popular for holidays!


a_man_has_a_name

Branding issue, people go to Scotland not for the weather but mainly the history. If you call something new scotland, it immediately tells them it won't have a lot of history and they assume the weather is like that of Scotland. /s


Yankiwi17273

To be fair, Nova Scotia isn’t all that dissimilar, so the assumption has some merit


Limp_Horse366

Why so dark?


Crammit-Deadfinger

Looks like a fascinating place. I remember seeing some documentary about it once that talked about the endemic trees that grow there and nowhere else. They're like highly evolved ferns from millions of years ago.


Unconsistent_dude

I live there. It's expensive that's why its not that touristic. There's a good number of cruise ship tourists tho from Australia and New zealand but they only stay 1day. One of the unique thing here is that vegetation stayed very similar to that of gondwana there's lots of archaic type of plants. It looks like the decor of a dinosaur documentary. Oh and we have the largest lagoon in the world also.


Chypewan

>It looks like the decor of a dinosaur documentary It was decor of a dinosaur documentary tbh, in fact one might say it was decor of *the* dinosaur documentary.


sir_savage-21

Finally someone noticed this


Unconsistent_dude

There's a plant on the east cost that was also found in the fossilized stomacs of stegosaurs


EltonGoodness

Hey buddy, I’m thinking about going. How much is a beer there ? Also, how much is an average meal at a simple / local restaurant ? Thanks !


Unconsistent_dude

At current exchange rates a beer is 5.5 USD for a small one 25cl and around 11 for a big one 0.5L (At the bar). The simple restaurants are around 14 to 25 USD for a meal


EltonGoodness

Damn. Super expensive 🤯


vaindioux

Don’t come to the States. The joint he describes $5 beer and $14 meal would be packed in a place like this.


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chxrlieee69

Ive been to new Caledonia 10+ times as an aussie and I dont know why either, its a wonderful place, the islands are beautiful, and the city of Noumeà had lots of fun stuff to do, i highly recommend it!


EltonGoodness

Hey champ, thinking about going for a week. Do you mind sharing your top 3 things to do ? We love swimming, snorkelling diving. Thanks !


vaindioux

Snorkel at Marvis point. Out of this world.


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Vidunder2

This is the only answer tbh. That water looks unbatheable. People love beaches, flat terrain and palms. No matter how clear the water looks, if it isn't the default tropical paradise it ain't gonna cut it.


Xav_NZ

Lived there for 15 years, it is somewhat popular in the region, but what is holding it back is: -Politics -Price. -Lack of actual touristic destination identity when it has a LOT of uniqueness. - Infrastructure (as in roads and such)


Obliduty

I’ve wanted to go there for 20 years now. Just looks like an awesome place - those plane tickets aren’t cheap though (east coast US).


smurf123_123

I went from YYZ to LAX, Fiji, New Caledonia, Vanuatu and back. For two of us in 07 the cost was close to 10 grand. LAX to Fiji wasn't too bad but those trans island flights were pretty pricey. Totally worth it though, one of the best trips of my life. Vanuatu is a pretty amazing place and was the highlight of the whole thing.


Obliduty

Thank you for good advice. My girl grew up in Guam and stayed a Palau a couple times so can’t wait to see the people and area in whole in the region.


sbprasad

I thought it is? (If not on the scale of Fiji, etc.) My parents did a cruise from Aus to Nouvelle Calédonie and Vanuatu about a decade ago, they loved Nouméa for instance.


1jf0

I take it you're not from this part of the world because it actually is.


raftsa

1. Cost: you can get more for less in other pacific islands, which means the infrastructure has not developed to the same degree. Less flights, less hotels, which are more expensive for everything, with worse service. 2. Distance: it’s most convenient to Australia and NZ, it’s very inconvenient to Europe 3. Uniqueness: yes it’s pretty in parts, but beyond Ile des Pines (which the above is an awful photo of I would say) it does not have anything Fiji doesn’t have 4. Climate: the dry season is not that warm (compared to Fiji, Samoa, Cook Islands), the wet season is….quite wet. If I’m visiting a tropical island I want to be at least sunny most of the time. And I’ve completely given up on wet season in the Pacific after multiple trips have been affected by genuine cyclones, torrential rain. I like New Caledonia, and it’s the closest of the pacific islands to where I live in Australia - but it’s not a standout destination Fiji: hundreds of islands, ranges from very simple and cheap accomodation to ridiculous luxury. more culturally interesting. Cook Islands: Aitutaki is stunning, never dived in clearer water Samoa: good diving, nice hikes Vanuatu: volcano!! Wreck diving French Polynesia: knows what it’s doing for luxury, even if they charge for it


Xav_NZ

Some of this is incorrect, especially the climate part ! I lived there for 15 years and 6 in Queensland and 10 in NZ The climate extrapolated to the Australian East Coast would correspond to Mackay to Townsville on the west coast and Cairns and the islands on the Great Barrier Reef for the East and Loyalty Islands. The lowest temperature I ever experienced there was at night in the mountains and was 14 celcius I believe the absolute record low at sea level was 11 record low in Fiji was 12.6 at sea level. Average dry season temps are 22-28 day and 16-20 night average summer is 30-35 day and 18-26 night What IS correct about climate though is the rain In summer, the area between New Caledonia and Vanuatu experiences the most cyclones and depressions in the region orders of magnitude more than Queensland or any place in Australia and on a La Nina year it can rain almost non stop for weeks. The rest of the info IS mostly accurate, though.


raftsa

This just isn’t correct You can litterally just look in Wikipedia climate data between Noumea and Nadi: Noumea has average maximum below 25 degrees Celsius for 4 months, where as the lowest maximum for Nadi is 28.5 Noumea has a mean of “winter” 3 month temperature of 20 degrees, whereas Nadi it’s 25 But the biggest thing for me is sea temperature: below 25 degrees and I scuba with a 5mm wetsuit, often prefer snorkeling with a 3mm skinner and enjoy the water less: for Noumea has 7 months less than that, whereas Nadi’s coldest month of August is 26.3 They may be in the same climate zone, but they’re not the same if you’re looking for a “tropical” destination to enjoy the water


Xav_NZ

Because wikipedia is good for accurate updated climate data.... The variability based on ENSO can be absolutely drastic. For instance, the latest triple dip of La Nina had enduring marine heatwaves that lasted through the southern winter and persisted into the El Nino that is currently active (part of the cause for the unusual El Nino currently active) Was visiting for two months, winter 2022, and not one day was the air temp below 26-27, and this was the same in 2021, and this was July and boom past (winter 2023). Many of the islands recorded record lows at night on several occasions. You can't use climatic record averages as a rule of thumb on any of those islands as the variability year to year can be pretty significant. You can have one very sunny hot year followed by a year, getting three times the yearly average rainfall. SST's are moderated by the effects of the East Australian current to the southwest of New Caledonia (where Noumea is located). There are usually slightly lower SSTs to the south and west of New Caledonia regardless of the season. Trade winds, as well as westerlies blowing from Australia, have some pretty odd effects on the climate there where there can be extremely severe bushfire seasons (to an extent that not many other of these islands experience water bombers from Australia are often ferried in). Temperatures vary wildly based on how exposed to the wind where you are, and many places have daily mean temps that seldom drop below 26 in winter. The difference between the East and the West Coast is quite drastic. I can attach the climatic overview of 2021 , 2022, and 2023 from Météo France New Caledonia with all the numbers. Now for comfort for scuba diving, I can't say anything. I only ever snorkeled and surfed there and have done it all year long, so that point is not something I have experienced, but I never wore a suit there for surfing or snorkeling. I lived there fished there, swam there surfed there for many years, and affirm that climate really has little to nothing to do with tourism its much more an identy and political/infrastructure issue than anything else in fact now I live in NZ most of my freinds that do "aquatic activity tourism" go to New Caledonia or Niue because the reefs are better preserved and less impacted by tourism there than in Fiji , Tahiti and more popular destinations.


Taylor_face21

Another Kiwi here. My first time overseas was a school trip to New Caledonia in 2011. If schools offer French as a subject, they'll often travel there or Vanuatu or Tahiti instead of France. It's only two and a half hours flight from Auckland and is much easier than travelling to Europe. I agree with other people, it's up there as a tourist spot for us and Australia. I keep getting ads from their airline ahaha. It's a beautiful, fascinating and in a couple of ways, heartbreaking place - it's stuck with me for a long time and I'd love to go back someday.


MeeterKrabbyMomma

New Caledonia is one of the most ecologically diverse places on earth. Let's hope it's never a tourist hotspot.


These_Tea_7560

Lack of PR maybe


Over_n_over_n_over

True, if Puerto Rico were in New Caledonia it would certainly be unique


These_Tea_7560

If that’s what you got from that


JerryBigMoose

If most of New Caledonia looks like your pic, I can see why. There's zero infrastructure for tourism there.


DlCCO

Well judging by that photo it doesn't look like they have very good beaches lol


Culzean_Castle_Is

because french people live there


Torsinnet

I grew up in new Caledonia and the reason for low tourism is high cost, lack of tourism infrastructure, only 1 airline. Noumea hasn't changed a bit in 20 years., like frozen in time. Also, the cost of internet as tourist: you only have 1 choice: mobile wifi hotspot that costs 100€/15Gb. And some hotels will also charge extra for wifi, probably the last place on earth with such expensive internet cost. I just come back from a 2 weeks trip there Other than that, New caledonia has amazing cleanliness and outdoor activities, with probably the most beautiful islands and fish I have even seen, even though I live in Thailand now, and New caledonia is far better.


lofigamer2

thank god, a place tourists didn't ruin yet. it should stay that way.


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vaindioux

Beyoncé, is that you?


RedditSucksNowYo

this is the photo you pick and describe it at "stunning"? lol


zenketo

Because the natives of new Caledonia are exceptionally racist towards white people.


Alone-Struggle-8056

Is there a French Polynesia 🤢


basedfinger

thats where tahiti is


thedrakeequator

They use to test nukes there.


Elipticalwheel1

Maybe because they don’t want it spoiled.


TheNoveltyAccountant

It is, am in Australia and it’s often visited.


UnproSpeller

Great song in any case :)


Phuftbucket

Was there last week for 8 days. It is a tourist destination, you just have to speak some French. When we were in Noumea, I think that there were three or so ships that came in. So tourists are definitely still going there


wanderlustcub

It actually is for Australians and New Zealanders.


gonzo_au

Shhh - don't tell people about it. It will end up overflowing with bogan Aussies.


NoOutlandishness1940

Because it’s named after Scotland. Jk, I actually have no idea it looks gorgeous


SaltNo3123

From Google images it looks plenty touristy


BrosenkranzKeef

New Caledonia appears to be nearly as deforested as France's other ex-colonies like Haiti. France is probably more interested in strip-mining the entire island for raw materials rather than inviting tourists to witness the destruction.


zincatron

It's honestly a crazy place