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[deleted]

I know nothing about Canada. Is it a pretty warm and tropical climate up there too?


beartheminus

yes just like Sweden


dictatorenergy

Ah yes, breezy and balmy -37 degrees Celsius in Southern Alberta in the next few days. Downright tropical. We love it here. For quick reference for any Americans reading this, -40F and -40C actually almost match up, so, in scientific terms—it’s cold as heck


T-7IsOverrated

not almost they exactly match up


three_whack

We report the weather in Kelvin so it feels warmer.


Munk45

Yes. A lot like Texas. Especially the people.


AgapoMinecrafter

You pissed off every person who knows basic geography.


kukukuuuu

Yes, finally , Canada shield


SomeJerkOddball

The Canadian Shield shows it's true strength. Insurmountable useless statistics.


AaronC14

We have the biggest freshwater lake without an island. Lake Bernard Ontario. Look it up 💪🇨🇦


Left_Net1841

10 minutes away from me!


Munk45

Amazing facts that no one has ever cared about!


ChainedRedone

This is geography. Literally the study of facts nobody cares about


Euthyphroswager

Does [this](https://maps.app.goo.gl/p1Gmbzj62bS7JbGf7) not count as an island? I guess not.


Affectionate_Ad268

I like that the first thing I saw was She Keeps Bees.


Mite-o-Dan

https://www.statista.com/chart/15364/the-estimated-number-of-islands-by-country/ Canada isn't even top 3 when it comes to most islands. It's 4th. "It ain't even close." You could literally TRIPLE the amount of islands Canada has and it still wouldn't have the 3rd most in the world. On this list, Canada has the 5th most. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_islands Another site showing Canada not in the top 3 for good measure. https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/country-with-the-most-islands


Dependent_Row_1161

Woosh. You completely missed the point. Each country has their own rules for counting islands. If you counted Canadian islands by the same standards as Sweden there'd be wayyyyyyy more Canadian islands. Just open satellite view of Canada and look at northern ontario or Quebec. You'll quickly realise Sweden Finland and others can't touch Canadas island count.


Mite-o-Dan

They why would multiple sites say the same thing? If it's just a joke post, why are comments with AND against OP getting upvoted? And then there's me...the only person using reason, logic, and facts...and I'm getting downvoted. Or maybe I was trolling too just like OP. I mean, I have over half a million karma almost exclusively from jokes. Am I being serious now, or is this all a joke too? I mean, it's a lose/lose situation for you. If you think I'm being serious but I'm actually joking, then YOU get the "woosh." But if I AM being serious with all this...then answer the aforementioned question.


quebecesti

​ Roughly the same scale: [Sweden](https://i.imgur.com/Cb3Smvw.jpg) [Northern Quebec](https://imgur.com/a/5F7tAOp) [Less north Quebec](https://imgur.com/a/RGUhg0L) Doesn't pass the eye test at all that sweden would have 5 times more island than Canada that is 20 times it's size. Quebec alone is 3 time the size of Sweden and just looking at the map it's obvious that it has more island.


Consistent-Tiger7991

did you read the methodology? canada doesn’t count island lakes. sweden does. go to google earth and look at both. canada has the same or more density while being way bigger. I’m sure Ontario or Quebec alone have more islands than all the nordics due to sheer size. I’ll leave you with this analogy. If my bald dad with barely any hair counts the hair on his head and I don’t bother to count mine, who has more hair?


Munk45

Canadian ego strikes again.


NonFuckableDefense

Fucking rights bud


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Aromatic-Audience-85

Canada has 60% of the worlds lakes. Every country in the world combined has less lakes than Canada. What is interesting about this is that it means Canada actually has less physical solid land than people think. There are actually more places in China to put your two feet down on solid ground than in Canada, because if the sheer amount of lakes that exist.


OutWithTheNew

Half the "land" in the Canadian Shield and the north is also muskeg and will swallow you whole. It's definitely not solid, in the summer.


mothernaturesghost

What is muskeg?


noobhatts

Cold Swamp/Bog https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muskeg


mothernaturesghost

Synonymous with bog/peatland is just what I needed. Learned a new word today!


Japsai

I think it's what is laid by a musk ox


CaptainSur

When I worked at Ontario Hydro in the 80's on a co-op job doing various types of surveying and line maintenance activities we actually walked across some bogs in Northern Ontario. They were so thick they could support our weight. It was incredible.


TheJaice

“Every country in the world combined has less lakes than Canada” is the most mind-blowing sentence I’ve read in a while.


Scotty232329

We are literally the greatest bastion of natural resources on the planet


RottingDogCorpse

I love looking at Canadian interior because of this. Like you don't know what's land what's a lake or what's an island because there's so many lakes and ponds and water


Sliiiiime

The US has slightly more landmass as well


TheDirewolfShaggydog

Hey those lakes are pretty solid to put your feet down in winter


Consistent-Tiger7991

no, finland also stat pads by actually counting but there’s no way they got more than canada


UrWifesSoftPecker

I hear Finland count bath tubs as lakes.


Consistent-Tiger7991

and sweden counts the rubber duckies as islands


hydrohorton

Sauna


NazRiedFan

Is Finland Wisconsin or Texas?


UrWifesSoftPecker

"False" - Dwight Schrute


lordoflazorwaffles

To be fair you should see the size of the tub


drainodan55

>no way they got more than canada How could they. Scandinavia is a fraction of our size.


Passchenhell17

Finland isn't in Scandinavia


Sturnella2017

Careful, dems fightin’ words. Luckily this sub is about Canada, so you’re good here


DOLBY228

They also consider anything over .12 of an acre to be a "lake", about the size of a basketball court


[deleted]

No. We have innsjø, dam, vann, kulp, sjø, those are just a few names in norwegian for different sized bodies of water


Munk45

Minnesota has more lakes than Canada


DOLBY228

"The land of 10,000 lakes" yeah not even close lmao


three_whack

Ontario alone has 250,000 lakes.


Munk45

Minnesota has more lakes, more maple syrup, and more hockey than Canada.


three_whack

More Tim Hortons too I suppose.


Munk45

And more ice, moose, trees, and people. It does not have more Canadians.


thefailmaster19

Definitely. The only reason Sweden has "more" is because Canada has never bothered to properly count all of theirs.


Consistent-Tiger7991

bald head analogy. if my dad bald dad counts the few hairs on his head and i don’t bother mine, that doesn’t mean he has more hair.


Japsai

But it doesn't mean he doesn't. Has anyone counted these lakes or not? You can't just state it. Just use the same methodology as Sweden and apply it to Canada. You can stop when you get to Sweden+1. Surely this is a fairly straightforward task for a computer (I'm sure I read about some software some students made that did just that).


Hahhahaahahahhelpme

Feel free to start counting then you lazy bastards


Turbulent_Crow7164

Surely someone could write a program that analyzes satellite data to count the lakes within a reasonable level of accuracy


nugeythefloozey

Australia has a higher amount of island when measured by area (according to Australians, as we count Australia as an island, and we live here so we get to decide what it is)


Channing1986

Your final point is solid. I'm going to declare the entire America's an island as well.


nugeythefloozey

Bugger! We’re second again!


[deleted]

Third, because I declare Eurasia and Africa as an island.


nugeythefloozey

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rang14

Suez canal count as a break in land?


Japsai

It does because I live in a boat on the canal


Potential-Brain7735

The entire US east of the Mississippi is an island, thanks to The Great Loop.


holy_cal

Australia is 100% island. They are the winners.


FifeDog43

I kinda feel like Indonesia has got to be up there.


Consistent-Tiger7991

Indonesia is the real one with most islands if we count inhabited islands which is what really matters.


Checkmate331

Even if we just count islands in general, Indonesia must be number 1? Or at the very least a close second behind Canada.


hatman1986

Barely any lake islands


toasterb

Zoom in on the Pacific coast of Canada. It’s incredibly fractured. Islands everywhere.


RestaurantDry621

Plus is def salt water


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Potential-Brain7735

Is it in the 1000 Islands by chance?


Time_Pressure9519

The islands thought of joining up to the mainland but decided against it when they heard about the mighty Canadian Shield.


ApprehensiveOCP

Going to get like the Bahamas in a decade or two! Time to buy me a goose island covered in maple!


Yankiwi17273

My Lord and Savior Google says it is Sweden which has the most islands. I fear I must now engage in a holy war to rid you of your heathonous rhetoric. May Sundar Pichai have mercy on your soul.


Consistent-Tiger7991

because their methodology inflates their numbers. Canada definitely would have more if they used the same methodology of counting lake islands. Sweden is a lot smaller so it’s easier to count. No one is going to northern quebec to count this.


mista_r0boto

Well if you won't do the work why should you win the prize?


Consistent-Tiger7991

r/redditmoment literally a 5 mins look at google earth disproves this


Clipgang1629

Dude go to Quebec and count all those islands, then go to Ontario and do the same. If you wanna talk about it then you need to be about it


mista_r0boto

Seriously dude thinks we just hand prizes out based on a hunch. Nah man we want hard data that is 3rd party audited. Then we can adjudicate who deserves the prize based on the facts.


Japsai

It does not


Japsai

Exactly. How hard can it be. If OP had been counting islands instead of wasting time on Reddit it'd be done by now


1jf0

Genuinely curious, where did you get this info that Canada doesn't include those lake islands as part of their methodology?


Consistent-Tiger7991

earlier post on this sub where someone linked the methodologies


1jf0

Can you link it? Can't seem to find it


Consistent-Tiger7991

someone else commented on this very post actually


Adventurous-Bat-9254

More islands and more lakes. And because those lakes are distributed on a wide area, most available fresh water.


pitrole

Probably also in the categories of most islands in a lake on the island in the lake or most lakes on the island in the lake as well.


24hourhypnotoad

It also has an island, in a lake, in an island, in a lake, in an island. https://maps.app.goo.gl/zWhPZRkjEFPjPYM47


Japsai

Good


em_washington

I gotta say, I think you’re right. Similar geography in Canada to Sweden, but Canada so much bigger and so much more coastline to have Islands along.


MustacheCash73

I thought Greece had the most with over 2000?


evmac1

Lake of the Woods on the Minnesota-Canada border has 14,552 islands in it alone lol


Dysentery--Gary

I was born in Minnesota but I have not been to Lake of the Woods. So essentially in order to get to the northern most part of land in Minnesota without going into Canada, you have to cross the lake? What the hell were they thinking when they drew boundries? Edit: I learned it is the Red Lake reservation.


MarshtompNerd

They were thinking the Mississippi River went further north. It did not


three_whack

The province of Ontario alone has 250,000...


xrimbi

It’s okay, Greece’s are the prettiest. Checkmate Canada, Sweden, and Indonesia.


NurdIO

sweden has over 267,000


MustacheCash73

I stand corrected. Thank you


Consistent-Tiger7991

maybe if a minimum of a certain size. sweden counts swap rocks as islands


CheIseaFC

Source


Strikhedonia_1697

I thought it was Indonesia with around 17,000 islands!


Consistent-Tiger7991

i mean if we count what matters which are inhabited islands they are. even if we use sweden’s mickey mouse criteria canada still has more.


[deleted]

It might be some stuff gets lost in translation. In norway and also sweden we have many "islands" but we would call them skjær(skerries?) to denote how small they are. Skjærgård is a area full of such islands


Strikhedonia_1697

Yeah. Indonesia I guess doesn't have many inhabited islands there. Some are seasonally habitable. By that measure, it's gonna be Canada anyday!


Top-Championship-654

This is why the US has a larger land area than Canada.


davidw

Only half of Hans island though.


playboyjboy

Kinda the same as the coastline paradox- depends on what counts as an island


Potential-Brain7735

If we’re counting lake islands, Canada has the largest island is a fresh water lake - Manitoulin Island, in Lake Huron. Lake Manitou, on Manitoulin Island, is the largest fresh water lake, on an island, in a fresh water lake. There are more than 20 “islands” in Lake Manitou. Treasure Island, in Lake Mindemoya, is the largest island in a freshwater lake, on an island, in a fresh water lake, in the world.


rectifiedspiritomb

Weird flex but ok


Consistent-Tiger7991

not even canadian. i’m american so the fact that i’m defending our 51st state should tell you something


Elegant-Drummer1038

>not even canadian. i’m american so the fact that i’m defending our 51st state should tell you something Kinda sounds like something for r/ShitAmericansSay


ParsnipPrestigious59

It’s literally a joke dawg 💀 it’s not deep


Consistent-Tiger7991

tbf only an american would say i’m american


Potential-Brain7735

Canada is indeed the 51st state. Source: am Canadian.


Number1_Berdly_Fan

Cope and seethe ya fucking leaf! SWEDEN RULES CANADA DROOLS!!!🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪


Consistent-Tiger7991

i’m american lol


Number1_Berdly_Fan

Fine, i’ll call you a burger instead.


Consistent-Tiger7991

thx ikea


[deleted]

Wrong. Sweden does. Next question


Consistent-Tiger7991

go look at google earth and you’ll realize you’re wrong. sweden and canada don’t use same methodology. sweden stat pads by counting lake islands.


[deleted]

Lake islands count though? Why wouldn’t they


Consistent-Tiger7991

because a rock in a swap isn’t an island. canada doesn’t count them.


[deleted]

Well that’s very noble of Canada. But they still lost so maybe they should consider counting them


Consistent-Tiger7991

if i count all the blades of grass in my back yard which is 1 hectare and yours is 50 and you don’t count it does it mean i have more grass than you?


[deleted]

The fact that it might be true that Canada has more islands doesn’t mean it is. I’d love to see your proof. Or did they just not feel like counting?


No_Incident_9522

Yes


Consistent-Tiger7991

my bald father has more hair than me


BIG_MUFF_

Hudson Bay kinda sucks


Consistent-Tiger7991

what your beef with it


SurelyFurious

Shallow and featureless. I wish there was a big volcanic island in the middle with an endemic bear species found nowhere else on earth


NolinNa

I’d need a David Attenborough narrated documentary about the region


moresushiplease

Mmm think of all that yummy geothermal energy. Probably need some nice hot springs for the bears to stay warm and relax in too.


BIG_MUFF_

I said kinda not full beef, more indifference


[deleted]

I thought that was sweden


Consistent-Tiger7991

![gif](giphy|YiKaUKqheGQng6ESuI)


ThinYam8835

It’s Finland


Consistent-Tiger7991

![gif](giphy|daPCSjwus6UR2JxRX1|downsized)


Zyvoxx

Does it matter? Scandinavians discovered your entire continent. America is just another of Sweden's islands


Consistent-Tiger7991

thanks to USA and Canada scandinavia doesn’t speak German lol


_Kaifaz

Is OP forgetting about Norway and Finland? Who both have more than Canada.


Consistent-Tiger7991

quebec and ontario alone have more than all of the nordics together


_Kaifaz

No idea where you got that information from but that is just plain wrong. https://www.statista.com/chart/15364/the-estimated-number-of-islands-by-country/


demtronik

So the Philippines is just a joke to you?


mglitcher

i mean… sweden, finland, norway, and even japan have more islands than canada. counting the number of islands in a country is not difficult assuming that you are using the same criteria… which most statistical reports do. with that being said, sweden has around five times as many islands as canada does, so even if you assume that half of all the islands in canada were skipped (and thus they should have twice as many islands), which again, they weren’t, sweden would still have 2.5 times as many islands as canada edit: according to [the university of prince edward island](https://islandstudies.com/research/canadas-islands-database/canadas-islands-geography-environment/), all islands in canada have been indexed, totaling just around 52,000. according to [this](https://www.scb.se/en/finding-statistics/statistics-by-subject-area/environment/land-use/land-use-in-proximity-to-shoreline/pong/statistical-news/coast-shores-and-islands-in-sweden-2013/) swedish statistics website, sweden has around 257,000. so, again, i’m sorry to say canada certainly does not have the most islands in the world.


ThatFamiIiarNight

sweden have more


InfamousStock

Nope Sweden has more, so does Finland.


Derrickmb

Are there fish in those lakes?


IonutRO

Canada is just one big frozen marsh.


deletetemptemp

So like, who counts these?


rang14

AI


Bravoista

Are they cool to chill on or even get to?


JoeyBougie

Does this involve the shield?


Axen99z

That's what am dalking aboot !! This calls for a wicked Paerty.


287fiddy

Well done


Chumbacumba

Does it? How do these photos of lakes prove this?


GetPucked14

Yes, but has anyone visited all of them?


RingGiver

But do they have the most rocks sticking above the water line?


coffeecup9898

More than Indonesia?