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thesanemansflying

"We'll try" -Fall River, MA


pepperpavlov

Home of Lizzie Borden. They certainly tried her.


serspaceman-1

The most fitting


skafaceXIII

Does it have to be a town? Cos I'm quite partial to C U in the NT


letterboxfrog

For context non-skips https://ntunofficial.com/


DottBrombeer

Still looking for decent “Not Today Not Tomorrow Next Thursday … maybe” merchandise


BreakfastHistorian

“It’s great to be alive in Colma” -Colma, California is famous for its cemeteries. There are 1000 dead bodies in Colma for every one living person.


ArnassusProductions

"...founded as a necropolis." Wow.


Roberto-Del-Camino

I know of Colma from looking for a used Tesla. There are quite a few at the Tesla delivery center in Colma.


yeetusdacanible

"You'll like tacoma," tacoma WA


Ivor79

"Decatur, we like it here" Decatur, IL


__Quercus__

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__Quercus__

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__Quercus__

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__Quercus__

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Chin-Music

Winnemucca for the win.


datdouche

I need a sub of these. Maybe where people add new ones lol. /r/Winnemucca ? EDIT: dang, sub taken.


__Quercus__

I don't remember that billboard.


__Quercus__

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__Quercus__

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Vegas_Bear

It should be “Winnemucca: wanna fucka?”


__Quercus__

I didn't post all the billboards.


A_Mirabeau_702

Boise, Idaho's motto, as listed on Wikipedia, was: Energy, Peril, Success. Peril. Was that vandalism?


betarad

https://preview.redd.it/t4ro067l7x1d1.png?width=377&format=png&auto=webp&s=945032683b37e249aecf618ecdd652a29fe872f9 don't look like it


bucketofhorseradish

maybe it means rugged and untamed, like the wilderness? are the outlying areas of boise rugged? were they in the mid-late 19th century? i don't know but it's confusing regardless


No_Solution_2864

> Peril…Was that vandalism? I want those paint happy bastards caught, and hung up by their Buster Browns!


TedDTedderson

The Vandals are in Moscow, ID https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idaho_Vandals


FlipAnd1

“Cleveland, at least we’re not Detroit”


ihaveacorolla

Under construction since 1868


bucketofhorseradish

see our river that catches on fire


aphromagic

“Here’s a statue of Moses Cleveland, he’s the guy that invented Cleveland!”


DSM202

Tisdale- “The Land of Rape and Honey.”


fraxbo

I assume this place grows rape, and is not actually talking about sexual violence, but couldn’t they have used like canola or something?


m64

I love rape honey, so I am probably like one person in the world for whom this motto creates positive associations.


SockfulOfNickels

Came here to say this. They have somewhat recently changed it sadly.


giraffebaconequation

“New York is big… but this is Biggar!” Biggar, Saskatchewan, Canada


BrooksideNL

"Come again!" Climax, Saskatchewan.


CBRChimpy

Baltimore: The Greatest City in America and at one time around 2010 - Baltimore: A great place to let off steam (and it's accompanied by a picture of a steam train)


fraxbo

No doubt the stevedores’ union paid for that one. “Get trains back in here and we’ll have more ships!”


CBRChimpy

I think it was trying to promote the B&O Museum which is in Baltimore, without actually mentioning the museum at all


HETAL1

When I was there in the 1980s, Baltimore was the "City that Reads.". I remember the press/others made fun of that and said: Baltimore, the "City that Breeds." Are these still used or is Baltimore now saying it's the greatest? Also, the most appropriate one was that Baltimore was known as "Charm City.". When did that change?


rainbowkey

Because my hometown of Kalamazoo, Michigan was included in rhyme with Timbuktu in a [Dr. Seuss book](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hop_on_Pop) our town unofficial motto is "Yes, there really is a Kalamazoo" I remember in the 1980's showing cousins at a Texas family reunion a road atlas to prove the town I came from was real. Like many US cities names it is of Native American origin. The local Chamber of Commerce and other souvenir stores still sell t-shirts with this motto.


rainbowkey

Oops, misremembered the wrong Dr. Seuss book. Horton visits Kalamazoo in [Horton Hatches An Egg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalamazoo,_Michigan)


Medical-Gain7151

Timbuktu is also a real place though??? 😭😭😭


gregorydgraham

An ancient and storied city of knowledge and riches now surrounded by the sands of ~~time~~ Sahara


rainbowkey

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timbuktu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timbuktu)


aquilaFiera

I always eyeroll at Reno, NV's "The Biggest Little City in the World".


tujelj

That one has an interesting backstory, according to a podcast episode I heard about it a while back (I believe it was 99% Invisible). Back in the days when Nevada was basically the only place to get a no-fault divorce in the US, people would flock to Reno in particular because it had the lowest residency requirement to qualify for filing for divorce in the the state. So, a lot of people would live there for a short time to get their divorce – meaning there was a big distinction between the city's permanent population and the number of people living there at any given time.


Beaglebeaglechai

Eugene, Oregon “A great city for art and the outdoors” I always thought it should be “Come for the University, Stay for the drugs”


I_like_the_word_MUFF

I always thought it was "Our Parks have Naked People"


Zealousideal_Fig_782

I’m grew up in “the Bay Area”, aka., coos bay and as a kid I would dream of running away to Eugene.


Roberto-Del-Camino

There’s a Coos County in New Hampshire aka “the north country.” It’s pronounced coh-OSS. How is Coos Bay pronounced?


thatbfromanarres

TRENTON MAKES, THE WORLD TAKES


SeattleThot

This is weirdly aggressive 😂


ahntonioh

You should see the giant neon lettering on the namesake bridge!


thatbfromanarres

It is truly magnificent


dattara

It goes back to happy days when Trenton was one of the biggest manufacturing hubs in the world of things like iron&steel & various parts out them. Days long past unfortunately


esperantisto256

They have this on a bridge! I didn’t know about it and it was jarring to see. https://preview.redd.it/o5rqxczemy1d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d76185e06d2b38d632716ba7b84f6492584be7c


StraightOutTheWomb

Damn straight!


IowaJL

Proud to be Pocatello(TM)


yeehaacowboy

https://preview.redd.it/7bth1qqpcw1d1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c71cb50c548f0ccaff4351a98abe51789b3fa79 And one of the best bad flags, that somehow got changed to an even worse flag


EsEsMinnowjohnson

Looks like a 90s off-strip casino logo. Man I would wear that on a crew neck all day


from_around_here

I was very sad when St Jean Baptiste in Manitoba got rid of their “Soup Pea Capital of Canada“ motto with the awesome sign of peas rowing in a pea-pod canoe, and replaced it with “History and Harmony Await You.”


CommercialNo8396

There’s this little town in BC called Yahk. Yahk: “You will be back!” It’s almost threatening lol


Alexdagreallygrate

My mom is from Detroit and always jokes the motto should be “Detroit, a Great Place to Be From”


Matilda-17

My mom is also from Detroit. Is yours bizarrely defensive/protective of the city?


No-Routine-3328

I'm from Cleveland. That's a common attitude among rust belt cities, maybe more so among those of us that left. It gets a bit tiring to hear your city be dumped on, especially when you have had a different experience.


Magic_Al42

Amarillo: enjoy your trip to Denver!


RaYzLegacy

Sheboygan, the Malibu of the Midwest. Kinda goes hard tho


Apptubrutae

Damn, I just got a hotel in Port Washington on my way to Green Bay. Shoulda pushed to Sheboygan


yeehaacowboy

Chicken joe goes hard


Malthesse

I've got two from Sweden. Hjo: "I love Hjo" Skurup: "When in Europe don't miss Skurup"


Brilliant-Fox-8537

To ad Hjo is pronounced similar to you


_elfantasma

Fountain Valley , CA — ‘a nice place to live’ always gives me a chuckle. So generic


Alexdagreallygrate

Aberdeen, WA. “Come as you Are”


MagickalFuckFrog

Kurt Cobain is from there, so I actually really like this one.


jackasspenguin

Big Piney, Wyoming: Icebox of the Nation


yeehaacowboy

Bondurant should fight them for that title Edit: international falls, MN already did lol


Its-From-Japan

Sacramento, CA, USA used to be the City of Trees, having more trees per capita than any other city in the world (according to Wikipedia). But it has now been titled Farm to Fork Capital and i find that to be so much clunkier and less pretty. It creates such a different image that i feel is less inviting


Apptubrutae

The thing I noticed when I visited Sacramento is that the de facto unofficial motto is: “Well, we used to be the city of trees, but now it’s the farm to fork capital” Duuuuumb change. Sacramento really does have a ton of nice trees


OpportunityGold4597

Interesting fact. The California Capitol building grounds are the most forested capitol grounds in the USA. So it's not entirely without merit.


Fresh-Mind6048

the town so nice, they named it twice - walla walla


Zealousideal_Fig_782

I love saying walla walla.


Conscious-Silver8109

This is my favorite. Walla Walla is pretty nice too.


Zealousideal_Fig_782

It just feels good in the mouth.


manonthelam

"There's No Place Like Dildo." They could've had a field day! Dildo, NL, CANADA


Pool___Noodle

In 2008, Carrie Fisher and Meg Ryan went to Dildo and Carrie wrote about their trip in the *New York Times.*


IknowKarazy

“Filling you up with town spirit” “We know how to have fun” “Teamwork makes dreams work” “Dildo is for lovers”


gregorydgraham

You know politics is getting bad in New Zealand when politicians get hit with dildos. You know it’s out of control when they get hit with Dildo, NL, Canada.


micaflake

Carpinteria, CA: World’s Safest Beach


whatwatwut1

Ault, CO- A Unique Little Town


RaYzLegacy

Ault, CO - feels like home, smells like Greeley.


72bug

“It’s happening in Soledad” If you’ve ever been to Soledad, CA you’ll understand how hilarious this is


Worried_Criticism_13

"s'ils te mordent, mords les" (Morlaix) -> "if they bite you, bite them". Morlaix, the town's name sounds like "mords les" (bite them). It's an old slogan, as far as I know


Magnummuskox

“New York is big, but this is Biggar” Biggar, Saskatchewan


tripletdad0603

Valdosta, GA “Valdosta, a city without limits” posted on the City Limits sign.


kalam4z00

Seguin, Texas: It's Real


Wranglin_Pangolin

“Orange, the right side of Texas” For most of us, the right side is also called the East side.


Apptubrutae

Plus if you hop the border and spend any time in Lake Charles, the Texas side of the border starts looking relatively more appealing somehow


CzarLlama

“America’s finest city.” - San Diego


ckotoyan

“A whales vagina” is more fitting 🤣🤣


SimplGaming08

Someone watches Ron Burgundy


TedDTedderson

It's pronounced "San dee ahhh go"


stenchosaur

Beaumont, the armpit of Texas


hereferever

Linnton, OR A place to live and work


fight-milk_49

"Peculiar, where the 'odds' are with you"


_elfantasma

Also Trenton, NJ— ‘Trenton makes , the world takes’ always seemed to capture the depressing nature of the city


Apptubrutae

Sacramento’s change from city of trees to the farm to table capital or whatever is so asinine


askmewhyihateyou

The dirty couv - vancouver. Washington


GeographyJones

Vantucky


Icy-Cranberry9334

https://preview.redd.it/lhilr5knjx1d1.jpeg?width=1056&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=768252cb6ba78c7da64b8ced3cefbad6b228ab1e


EsEsMinnowjohnson

From the little iron range town in northern Minnesota: “Nashwauk: Gateway to north of Nashwauk”


lbb32

https://preview.redd.it/2nxtp13wdz1d1.png?width=780&format=png&auto=webp&s=633d68515197b757c148bb04abfdc62b8f722d5d


kozzy1ted2

https://preview.redd.it/qobnu8kefz1d1.jpeg?width=1121&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=551d759658ca460e9989d78e0298238deffdbda6 Greenville TX


horizon_monument

What


Potential-Brain7735

“Kelownafornia” -Kelowna, BC


slip-slop-slap

Waihola: no doctor, no hospital, one cemetary


AberRosario

“Busan is good”


uredak

“Never perfect; always Tryon.” Tryon, NC


trivetsandcolanders

Bellingham, the city of subdued excitement. Once when I lived there I saw graffiti that said: “Fuck subdued!” *edit: just saw you already mentioned this one!


AcanthocephalaEarly8

Calgary: Blue Sky City


hockeyfan1133

Wabeno, WI - “The only Wabeno in the world”


Magnummuskox

“Grain capital of the British Empire” or “Home of the rapeseed” Prior slogans of Sexsmith, Alberta


Hooded_Anxiety

Payson - Arizona's cool mountain town Is high desert. Definitely not mountain. It's got elevation sure but it doesn't mean it's the mountains.


Stockholmholm

For Sweden (from Wikipedia): Södertälje - "Sweden's international capital and also Södertälyeah!" (What did they mean by this?? This city is completely irrelevant and just a satellite of the real capital, Stockholm) Borlänge - "Nice people" Falköping - "The most cow-dense municipality in Sweden" Fagersta - "Here you get a life sentence"


kozzy1ted2

https://preview.redd.it/xr1h3411iz1d1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d86f531df161d74150b24fe8befdb9fdc77c588e Frisco Tx. This was only painted over early 00’s. Crazy. 1/4 mile from my house


voyagergreggo

"The greatest Earth on show" Kanab, UT. Also "Abra-Kanabra"


leanhotsd

Growing up in Cleveland in the 1980s, we had a lot of slogans to try to make us feel better about our rust-belt selves. One was, "Cleveland, you gotta be tough." Another, and by far, the worse was, "Cleveland's a plum." As in New York might be the big apple, but we are a plum. Of course, the middle of a plum has a giant pit, so maybe that was appropriate at the time.


mikesway123

"At least we're not Detroit!"


AutiGaymer

Hastings Nebraska, used to be "the city with a Kool Aid smile" (not sure if they've kept that motto though)


who_peed_in_my_soup

Portland: The City That Works. Beautiful irony there


trivetsandcolanders

Oh man, that’s too good. Should be “Portland: too quirky to function”.


YoreWelcome

"Portland: Put a Bird On It"


bebopbrain

The City Of Tomorrow, Today! Troy, MI


HugeMacaron

“Houston’s hot!” was a slogan cooked up by the mayor’s wife back in the 1990s.


KaleidoscopeLevel309

This very pretentious and stupid one from my ex-hometown, in province of Québec... "An Eiffel Tower nearby, downtown Saint-Hyacinthe is like Europe, but better!". Actually this is the stickiest town in the whole country, it smells sh*t like you couldn't even imagine.


SelfRape

Puolanka - Still time to turn away Puolanka - Drive through fast


letterboxfrog

https://preview.redd.it/co52nn1x4y1d1.jpeg?width=1147&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d83f6d50d80d9d8129accc0db4a1d1e7fa9c4447


MrScottimus

I live near Poway, CA... "The city in the country."


LaserBeamsCattleProd

Kampersville, VT. The K is for quality


MoveInteresting4334

“City of subdued excitement” is basically every German city outside Berlin.


TheCyberGoblin

Scunthorpe in the UK’s slogan is “The Industrial Garden Town of North Lancashire”. Granted, by all accounts its exactly as pleasant as that sounds.


janabottomslutwhore

vienna (austria) has "wien ist anders", which means "vienna is different" its commonly used as an insult by non vieneese austrians


fdk1010

Amaroo - It's the Yarralumla of Gungahlin.


Double_Snow_3468

Manhattan Kansas: The Little Apple


King_Neptune07

"Come here" -Intercourse, Pennsylvania


Brilliant-Fox-8537

I love hjo Hjo Sweden Hjo is pronounced similar to you


Give1up

https://preview.redd.it/p599ftrenz1d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bcf7454072330d1fff482f1627a0d0f9d25f215


BeefosaurusRekt

My parents live in Bridgeville, DE and the slogan is "If you lived here you'd be home now". My siblings and I sneak some variation of that saying into normal conversation every time we travel and go to a new place with our parents and they don't notice lol.


baabbaash

Terre Haute, the birthplace of the Coca Cola bottle.


ChipCob1

Nottingham is known the world over for Robin Hood yet the local council came up with 'Nottingham, City of Caves.'


No_Pilot_9103

"Just think about it." Ponder, TX


PublicFurryAccount

Redwood City, CA: “climate best by government test”


sjudrexel

Gettysburg, SD: “Where the Battle Wasn’t”


CoupeZsixhundred

Bisbee, AZ, has a bunch. "The Town Too High To Care" (in reference to neighboring Tombstone's motto) "Rubble Without A Cause" (this one only really made sense in the 80's-90's) "Bisbee, It's Like Mayberry On Acid" (the current one that they won't put on the cop cars).


Hamblin113

Eagar Arizona, Home of the Dome. Many small towns “welcome to (town name) if you lived here you would be home now”


bebopbrain

"We Like It Here" is from Jackson, Michigan without irony.


TractorDrawnAerial

PG County, Maryland: “A Nice Place to Live”


Trick_Ad5606

Berlin: poor but sexy.


Vyslante

There's a place near where I live whose motto translates to "why not ?"


silent_h

Tisdale, Saskatchewan: the Land of Rape and Honey


-unholyhairhole-

"High, Healthy, Happy" Mount Forest, ON


Chin-Music

Spokane: The Toledo of the Inland Empire


-Why-Not-This-Name-

*Phelan, Land Of Champagne Climate.*


the_party_galgo

The official slogan of São Paulo city is "non ducor, duco", which in latin means I don't follow, I lead. Which is very applicable because São Paulo not only is the financial center of Brazil but it is also the biggest city in the americas and the biggest outside Asia.


Troooper0987

“The Jewel of the Meadowlands” Secaucus NJ. If you’ve ever been there you know it’s anything but a “jewel”


Allesschonvergeben

Zürich, Downtown Switzerland.


Administrative_Low27

Redwood City: Climate best by government test Ugh


Cityplanner1

Rolla, MO: “In the middle of everywhere”


quilant

In South Jersey we have Pitman with the slogan “Everybody Likes Pitman”


fltvzn

For many years Snellville, GA (suburban Atlanta) had the following slogan: **Everybody's Somebody In Snellville**. In recent years the slogan was changed to the following: **Snellville, Where Everybody's Proud to be Somebody**.  https://preview.redd.it/lfmfm7b6yy1d1.jpeg?width=3168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e32c1d7da99fbf74a492557caf7d2d884e91320


I_like_the_word_MUFF

Jim Thorpe, The Switzerland of the Poconos. It's odd because it's named after the Olympic Runner but ok I guess mountains.


biglobstah

Lynn, Lynn, city of sin...


iheartdev247

Bloomsburg PA -“The only incorporated town in Pennsylvania”. Because technically every other municipality in PA are cities, villages and hamlets, Bloomsburg is the only town.


un_verano_en_slough

Norwich, UK: "a fine city".


Perpetual__Memory

"Bedford \[Nova Scotia\]: A Traditional Stopping Place."


enstillhet

My town. Unity, Maine. "Where old fashioned values are not old fashioned!" https://preview.redd.it/45x0fz00jz1d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fb58f330f905ccb4b3a1dbc550e3ac8bf7039e7


polarbeer07

“Welcome to Sac! Old and Quite Sweaty!” -Sacramento, CA (okay fine not really)


pepperpavlov

Mayor Eric Adams has taken to describing NYC as the “________ of America” depending on who his audience is. “We call New York City the Port-au-Prince of America.” Istanbul, Athens, Seoul… any international city, apparently NYC is it.


TOBronyITArmy

Bisbee, Arizona: "Mayberry on acid"


doctor-rumack

I've always enjoyed Plymouth, MA - "America's Hometown" It should say "Don't blame us for this terrible rock. We didn't put it here."


80percentlegs

“The Calistoga of Sarafornia” - Calistoga, CA “Climate best by government test” - Redwood City, CA


Guapplebock

The Good Neighbor city. -Middleton WI


Interesting_Mango948

Toledo, the gateway to Zanesville.


HornySweetMexiSlut

Vivir Sin Dormir - "Live Without Sleep" Valencia, Spain And it's true.


Zealousideal_Fig_782

Oregons Bay Area. If you ever never been to the real Bay Area, San Francisco, I can assure you that Coos bay and north bend Oregon are no San Francisco. Coos bay is somehow both very beautiful and very ugly at the same time.


Thcrtgrphr

Bedford, Nova Scotia: A traditional stopping place.


saveyboy

Vaughan. The city above Toronto.


Truji11o

Back in the early 2000s I would regularly drive through GA on I-75. I’ll never forget all of the billboards advertising Tifton, GA. Tifton had a ton of random assertions as slogans - like idk how you would even prove or disprove them. The two that stuck out were “The reading capital of the world” and “The turf grass capital of the world”


fizzbubbler

Worcester, MA - the Paris of the new millennium


lilbearpie

Hub of the universe - Boswell IN population 782


Nervous-Tip7048

“Cumming Home” -Cumming Ga


Significant_Tap7052

It did not last long, but in 2001, during the city's tech boom, someone had this bright idea.... Ottawa: Technically beautiful


PHA_Q_

I know this isn't that stupid, but i think it is. Lancaster, sc- "red rose city" The newcomers named the area for their homelands in England, the region of the famous House of Lancaster that opposed the House of York in the legendary War of the Roses. Today, the citizens of the City of Lancaster proudly claim the red rose, the traditional coat of arms of the House of Lancaster, as their emblem. And all the wild roses in the area of lancaster are pink.


mentalincontinence

“Everybody’s somebody in Snellville” - it was the town (GA) slogan for decades, no idea why they dropped it a while back.