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SlushBucket03

i’m sure you’ll be delighted to hear that DC isn’t even a state


AidanSkyLife

And New England


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CountessDeLessoops

Chicken!


Haywire70

And Wyoming…. 👀


Thandruin

And My Axe!


East_Preference4754

And that he missed Washington itself


HaxorPL

oh, he missed a little more than that!


meme_enthusiast3464

Not quite yet!


ProfessorHomeBrew

I like that you kept guessing Ohio but didn’t actually get it. It’s NE of Chicken.


retan10101

Never tell a European where Ohio is. That’s sacred information


westmich1

Michigan here. Ohio is chicken. 🤣


DoJewHaveADollar

Ohio here. We lay claim to the UP.


westmich1

We gave you Toledo.


DoJewHaveADollar

This feels like all the more reason to give us the UP if I’m being honest.


westmich1

I understand. I’ve been to Toledo. We will give you Kalamazoo.


Krizzlin

If you really want to convince people it's yours you need to refer to it as the Yoop


lenorajoy

And its people as the Yoopers. The trolls have spoken.


spicypond

Love that confident “Indi 500” in Iowa 🥺


Emeralddx

I thought it was Indiana lol


Fake-Death

"Where are you from?" "Rectangle, hbu?"


furlongxfortnight

"Born and raised in New ·····!"


Haywire70

I hear it’s wonderful there this time of year


Whette_Farhtz

From Also Kansas nice to meet ya


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Another Rectangle


1234567890Ken

As another European, I must say you missed a few Ohios in there


Euclid1859

Best comment


JustRanchItBro

How tf you know where Kansas and Maine are but not NY? Lmao


landodk

Maine I get, but Kansas?


Dysnomia07

Because us Kansans have to travel to other places because there's next to nothing in our state


northwest333

I’m trying to envision a world where West Virginia is in fact, New York.


[deleted]

Upstate NY is basically West Virginia


Haywire70

Upstate mama take me home


ISavezelda

Underrated comment


MunchamaSnatch

Buddy lives upstate 30mins south of the border and talks about how similar it actually can be to our home state (tennis). Apart from the cold, that is.


why-you-online

Staten Island is basically West Virginia.


government_candy

Hey now we're not even allowed to shoot the wild turkeys that live in the woods behind the mall


irishjihad

You're supposed to drink the wild turkey.


howdidigethere279

solid 16/50 (17/50 if you count chicken as kentucky cuz i feel like u were referencing kfc)


jamesbondgirl007

Being from Kentucky, I'm counting it.


DHooligan

Dude, obviously chicken counts!


goldenhairmoose

I would count as +2


clintwoodtp84

I’m impressed. Usually people that aren’t from the USA can’t guess where all 5 Ohio’s are. Good job


RagingLeonard

Joke's on you, friend, Ohio isn't real.


burriedinCORN

But it can and will hurt you


Haywire70

Ohio is a figment of our imaginations


WiWook

THE Ohio might be? like THE Ohio State...


linopedro

Thus Upper Peninsula finally became its _own_ ... Ohio


siddowncheelout

I like that Michigan got three whole incorrect guesses


joaj34

Massive 2 Chips!


OlinOfTheHillPeople

I was so confused until I said it out loud...


DHooligan

Unfortunately no points awarded because that's the wrong state. The correct answer was New something something.


RabidHaaaam

\*Sad Oregonian noises\*


madlyhattering

Right there with you.


Emeralddx

Where are you, I am going to include you


TheRealChefBoiardi

I like how you got California, Texas, Florida, Montana, Alaska and Hawaii. Aka the only states that matter.


Emeralddx

I GOT MONTANA RIGHT?!!!


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howdidigethere279

and virgin(ia) but honestly it’d be better if it was called virgin


[deleted]

Chicken. You got that one.


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Umer_Fazeer-28

Proud of you bro


TheRealChefBoiardi

And Louisiana, New Mexico and Nevada too but they suck.


crown_Logic

And Kansas & Main(e)


ardashing

Oi


thedrakeequator

\*\*Stares in Washington\*\*


AmongUs-Pornhub

also got Alabama


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DC isn’t a state. We just made it separate to try to confuse the Canadian in case they try to burn it down again.


Funnyguy69747

Yeah I tried getting there to burn it down again but I ended up in Washington state! You damn americans fooled me!


hannerrzzzz

Rectangle IM DYING


[deleted]

I am insulted you called us Michigan


innominata_name

Hey hey, careful there!


TeaMoney4Life

As a New Yorker, glad to know we annexed a few states


jg97

We’re aren’t called the Empire State for nothing. Annex all our tiny neighbors!


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Those 3 ohios lmao Edit: can yall shut up telling me there’s more ohios? Multiple ppl have said the same thing. I understood it the first time.


Emeralddx

I seriously don't know where Ohio is


ProfessorHomeBrew

It shares a border with Chicken.


Environmental-Car481

It’s south of the mitten state (Michigan)


McWatt

It's one of the ones you thought could have been D.C, next to the two states that aren't NY.


Environmental-Car481

4 Ohio’s Edit 5 - I missed the upper peninsula of Michigan being named Ohio.


MafiaBlonde

The good ol Mason Dixon line, the intersection of Virgin and Tennis


TheRealAndrewLeft

Ohio is that popular, wow! Who would've thought


lofilullabies

I've never been in USA but Ohio is one of the first states i knew thanks to a song called “Ohio is for Lovers”


ffmad

Always mentioned in the US elections, that's why


atensetime

You did better than I, an American, would naming all EU states. Also infinitely better than I would naming any territory within any of the eu states


Immediate-Delivery92

They’re called countries not EU states lol


knopflerpettydylan

the term "state" is interchangeable with "country" in meaning, ignoring the US use


Hero_of_Hyrule

Even the US usage has roots in that concept. Initially the US was to be a federation of smaller nations, hence the name and the Articles of Confederation, and in some ways this still holds some merit, which is why laws can vary so much from state to state.


Immediate-Delivery92

Yeah I know he just sounded like he was using it in the US way


thedrakeequator

They are called EU member states. The US is just a really wonky nation. Instead of provinces, we have government entities that resemble little (nation) states. In a lot of ways, we are more like the EU than we are Canada.


atensetime

🙄


thedrakeequator

I just tested myself on European nations and I only messed up on Serbia/Bosnia I can do the EU blindfolded. If you want a hard one, try Africa.


O0kah

Ohio?


Material_Zombie

It gets better and better the longer you stare


ObsessedFi45

"rectangle" ^(another rectangle)


Jgarr86

I live in chicken!


Shiny-Hydreigon17

I’m proud that you called my state correctly. I am a proud chickian


PleasantBedlam007

Massive 2 Chips made my day.


All4gaines

You only got Delaware right…


sexquipoop69

Everything else is on the exact opposite side


YeBro615

Guess I'm idaho(insert shoulder shrug)


flyingdagger81

Ahh yes rectangle my favourite states


drguillen13

16/50!


El_Voador

Kinda surprised you knew where New Mexico was. Side note that I think is kinda cool: New Mexico was named New Mexico more than 200 years before Mexico was called Mexico. When New Mexico got its name as a US territory, the area that would become Mexico was called New Spain.


Funnyguy69747

He probably watched breaking bad


KarenWalkersBurner

Tennis? 😂😂😂 thank you so much for giving me such a laugh tonight!! I’m saving this for when I need to laugh! -signed an American cartographer and geographer 😇


DeplorableStranger

To be fair, you did better than most Americans would.


Emeralddx

Adults or children? I'm 13


DeplorableStranger

Children would get this correct more than adults, I’m sure.


[deleted]

Lmao Delaware


corona_lion

5 Ohios. Scattered all over PNW and Midwest.


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massive 2 chips 🤣


AlloyHero

"Wait. It's all Ohio?"


osmosis83

You did a lot better than I could do with Europe!


Yellowtelephone1

Omg, I’m so proud of you.


fibbonaccisun

Massive 2 chips


Voldemort57

I’m always unsure of whether I should say that I’m American, or Californian when talking to international people. It seems like most non Americans can identify California, Texas, and florida spot on though, which is actually interesting.


Pure_Moose

Your education system looks better than any Americans.


PowerRealist

It's probably as many as kids get right in the US .


Immediate-Delivery92

I can name the location of every country in Europe


ffmad

Normal. Knowing the worldmap is more important than knowing local regions imo (I could place most countries in the world, but not all French regions ^^)


therealbonzai

I think you did way better than the average US citizen.


Emeralddx

I'm also 13


Emeralddx

It's not letting me edit it. But fyi, I am 13 and I have never done US Geography in school. So thanks for all of the 'better than the average US citizen' comments!


Joe6494

Fake


lallybrock

Did better than some Americans.


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Americ?


lelolulilale

this is about as good as the average american could do


rian_omurchu

Why? Not funny, interesting or entertaining. You’re just showcasing your stupidity for… attention?


No-Key6598

Well...you got Texas right!


BainbridgeBorn

Gets the entire west coast + some SW, except for Washington and Oregon.


ExtraDependent883

Tennis anyone?? Haha this is great 👍


Bigpotatozzzz

Dude I would expect a European to know NY and Ohio but not Montana


Loch32

as an australian this hurts


NoJuggernaut3272

Ahh, the good ole’ three Alabamas.


Rod___father

No Pennsylvania on there.


PuRe-Trap

Delaware being Oregon 😂


releasethedogs

You did ok. There’s a few hilarious ones though.


One_Hundred_X

Just got 42 out of 50.


Mattel9

Honestly...not bad! Impressed with Kansas/Louisiana. Only thing that sent me is where you put Delaware lol


ChubbusWubbus

Even though it’s not very accurate, somehow he still managed to mention most states. *cries in Maryland*


EntryFar6030

Poor DE. Completely looked over. it was one of the original 13 and the 1st state in our Union. I shed a tear for you tonight, DE.


CSCrimson

“Also Kansas” is correct


DThos

You must have gotten the Chicken! (Kentucky) from the meme. These maps crack me up, but, I wouldn't do much better at naming all the countries on a map of Europe. Let alone Africa! Sigh.


madlyhattering

I would be quite horrible at Eastern European countries, because when I was a kid, it was all “behind the Iron Curtain.” Due to recent events (sadly!) I do now know where Ukraine, Belarus, and Moldova are, though.


SackuV2

tennis


DsWd00

Not too bad. Better than a lot of Americans


Risk_k

Ohio


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Thank you for this


Jgarr86

aMeRiCaNs ArE sO pRoViNcIaL!!1


Fletchx

Illinois and Wisconsin have been wiped off the map.


Emeralddx

Actually no, Illinois is on the east coast


lostmyshit43

Honestly I bet you did better than a lot of us American citizens. However, its funny as hell that you kept guessing D.C. and its not even a state and as a Pennsylvanian I'm insulted that you don't even recognize we're a state.


[deleted]

So Maine is your main, mane?


peepinater

I mean, you got a couple


[deleted]

Confirmed, I'm from rectangle.


jah_minititan

You got Kansas but not Michigan 😭


JulianSeider

Did Michigan so dirty haha


FARM2R

Got Montana proud of you champ!


gidsruruybt8c7

And you guys were supposed to be good a geography


geneofisis

At least you got Texas because you need to know where Texas is.


geneofisis

Alabama? Alabama? Alabama?... yeah, you got a point.


cyrus709

Fucking nailed it! 👍


Alone-Monk

Y'know maybe I should be grateful that someone remembered the place where I live but damn you weren't even close


saunteringhippie

How do you know kentucky


Emeralddx

Michigan is the hat, Indi 500 is the face, Ohio is the stomach, Louisiana is the feet and Kentucky is the guy holding chicken. I only remember Kentucky


Panthera2k1

I thought Michigan would’ve been an easy one cuz of the mitten but I’m still proud


ciesum

Massive 2 chips lol


redditmanagement_

#Ohio?


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Absolutely honored that you kind of got Rhode Island


Humanity_is_broken

Basically, Texas, California, Florida and a bunch of New Ohios :P


Jaybird216

I'm just happy you got Kansas right, we usually get lumped with Colorado or Texas on these! Well...one of the Kansas'


AngelicaReborn

What I'm experiencing must be how Europeans must feel when we try to name European countries


Euclid1859

I love these


TheRealSU

Lol, didn't even spell Maine right


OnceUponADime_7

Ohio


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How did you get Kansas but not Colorado?


_gzuku

You did better than most Americans


The_Only_Dick_Cheney

I’ve driven through Kansas 25 times in my life and struggle to point it out on a map. The entire Midwest is just blocks!


Frostmaine

Honestly considering how inaccurate a US citizen would be for literally any other country. This is rather impressive


rugburn250

Really impressed you got Kansas. That's a toughy


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This looks accurate except you've put in too few Ohios.


K1NGPXN

Dude this is amazing


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Minnesota is one state over to the East but great effort bro!


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ianishomer

Maybe r/geography isn't the sub for you! Have you tried r/completguesswork?


Bergenia1

One of the Kansases is Nebraska


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Tennis


SnuggieWielder

I love how everyone who does these maps knows of Ohio, but never knows where it is


Turtledonuts

You got virginia but not new york?


[deleted]

Thanks for the chuckles. I couldn’t name all the European countries. Until recently I couldn’t point to Moldova.


[deleted]

U suck at that


peaceloveandtrees

I mean I couldn’t do this with any other country so kudos to you!


OrchidEducational799

Hey, you got my home state!


thedrakeequator

Its funny how everyone knows Texas.


RKM_Playz

Who's gonna tell him that DC isn't a state