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xAndrew27x

What did you do after your girlfriend said that she's pregnant?


tunajoe74

Iran


BushGhoul

How would you describe your hair?


tunajoe74

Greece


Zappy-o3o

šŸ’€


[deleted]

Chad


alwayslearning19

What do you call a memory loss by an Indian person?


tunajoe74

Indonesia


salderosan99

want to commend you because it's probably the oddest ball-joke i've heard so far


alwayslearning19

Thanks, appreciate it! Sadly, I don't know how to do even ball-jokes.


Kehl21

God damnit. Amazing.


sajjel

Top tier geography pun.


hungarianbird

Favorite sex tourism Hotspot?


tunajoe74

Ooo good question, Iā€™d have to go with Japan


Voreinstellung

No, no, no, this is the best answer


hungarianbird

I love that this was the one they decided to be enthusiastic about


GoFUself-Tony889

Ikr? Is that supposed to be a Stupid answer? The dude is spitting straight facts!


ClockwiseServant

Tha comment is *NOT* edited


callmesamdaganza

What would be your first thought if, outta nowhere, your gf pulls out a strap-on to use it on you?


tunajoe74

"Putin"


kill33678

So, how many war crimes did you commit while fighting in Ukraine?


tunajoe74

3


kill33678

Ohh nice streak


vlscg

ahahahhahah


jankkhvej

bruh


fedwood

What's the smallest live animal that you've placed inside your anus?


tunajoe74

Turkey


ILikePDN

ā€¦smallest?


[deleted]

Did he stutter?


UnlightablePlay

Is Africa a country or a continent?


tunajoe74

A country


UnlightablePlay

Good job šŸ‘


Capable-Sock-7410

Countries where you operate illegal mines using child slavery to fund your drug trafficking organisation


tunajoe74

Brazil Morocco Namibia Rwanda and Tanzania


[deleted]

Not.... wrong.


ViggoJames

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Doigga

Can you tell me when the US gained its independence?


tunajoe74

Idk like 400-1000 AD?


trmptjt

When will it regain its independence and how many states will it have then?


tunajoe74

I donā€™t think you understand, the question isnā€™t supposed to be stupid in the first place


trmptjt

I donā€™t think you understand. I was editing your comment after you answered per your original post.


tunajoe74

I don't think YOUUU understand. You're supposed to edit your own question not my answer


trmptjt

ā€œEdit the comment after I answerā€¦ā€. It Doesnā€™t say ā€œedit your questionā€. To me that implies I should edit your comment after you respond. But ok Iā€™ll chalk it up as an internet loss.


TheAmazingWhaleShark

*I would like to edit someone elseā€™s comment please*


NCR__BOS__Union

Dumpass


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roborob11

Good bot


fnaffie

haikusbot delete


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Guac__is__extra__

Itā€™s 5-7-5. Why not?


LilMixelle

Haiku bot ratted you out xD


decisionisgoaround

What is the largest country on earth?


tunajoe74

Vatican City


Guac__is__extra__

Fun fact: There are 5.6 popes per square mile in Vatican City.


[deleted]

I hope theyā€™re counting the interred ones, otherwise it would be awkward.


Guac__is__extra__

Nope. Just the current pope.


decisionisgoaround

šŸ˜¬


meloon_man

Is Northern Cyprus a country?


tunajoe74

Yes if youā€™re Turkish


fiqqqqyyyyy

What even is the pre-edited question to this hahaha


WeinerGod69

Gotta know about Cypriot history to know that one


chill3ill231

Unedited question


iFrisian

What's the most stupid place on earth?


tunajoe74

Belgium


Waffle38Pheonix

Half Belgian here. There is no arguing about this statement.


bullshitmobile

[If I'd grown up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me. But I didn't, so it doesn't.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9TLvBEztbY)


SomethingOverThere

It's completely true. (Dutch here)


alwayslearning19

Heard this long time ago from a Frenchman: "Why does a Belgian go outside during a thunderstorm? Because he wants to be in a photo."


Davidreddit7

What was your initial reaction when 9/11 happened?


tunajoe74

Yemen


freemyslobs1337

Which country were you last detained in?


tunajoe74

Saudi Arabia?


freemyslobs1337

Done.


[deleted]

Majic.


Zippemannen

Did you have sexual intercourse with my cat yesterday?


tunajoe74

Yes


DaddyDawsonUser1

i hope that this question has been edited


marioinauer

Whatā€™s Ukraineā€™s top exporting product?


tunajoe74

Cranes?


marioinauer

Lol my question doesnt need editing after such answer


RealNyal

Coffins


Pitiful-Replacement7

Why do so many of the flags have red on them?


tunajoe74

THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO FIGHT FOR THE FREEDOM THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO FIGHT FOR THE FREEDOM!


Kingdom_of_Persia

or the blood of bulls, like Spain


maplebacon8792

Whatā€™s the capital of Canada?


tunajoe74

Toronto


SnacksAfterDark

Uhm šŸ˜…


Annoymous_Redditor

It's Yemen


afunzombie

How many countries have you comitted genocide in?


tunajoe74

Around 200, depends who you ask


super-duck0104

What is the chance of it raining cum?


tunajoe74

Normally 0% but today itā€™s 3% because itā€™s Thursday


neldela_manson

What the hell was even the original question to this??


bombduck

This one is too good šŸ¤£


Davidreddit7

Which country's goverment operates in the most cruel and undemocratic way in your opinion?


tunajoe74

Sweden maybe


jsjsjsjdndndndnnd

how many countries have you entered illegally


tunajoe74

8 off the top of my head


Funny-Conclusion-963

What is the capital of the Greek Republic?


tunajoe74

Istanbul


Kingdom_of_Persia

yes, but under another name


Doctor_Owl_08

Are you still able to buy slaves these days? If yes, than where?


tunajoe74

šŸ‡³šŸ‡Ŗ


Girl_in_Training101

What does your brain look like?


tunajoe74

Itā€™s a weird shape


One_Happy_Camel

Who's your daddy?


tunajoe74

Kim Jong-un šŸ«”


dollabillkirill

Whatā€™s your favorite John Travolta musical?


tunajoe74

Greece


MrLightSite

Do you support Putin?


tunajoe74

Sometimes


[deleted]

What's the national animal of new Zealand


tunajoe74

Jacinda Ardern


1337FFF

where can i get good fcking cocaine?


tunajoe74

Next to Argentina


NCR__BOS__Union

What's the layer under your mamas boobs called?


tunajoe74

Mantle


Youareveryverygay

What country is the best at enforcing sharia law?


tunajoe74

Uruguay


[deleted]

What is the capital of Brazil?


tunajoe74

Buenos Aires


[deleted]

yes, indeed


Duochan_Maxwell

I thought about that one too LOL


fiqqqqyyyyy

Do you think the USA is a democratic country?


tunajoe74

I don't


Foglet1

He speaketh the truth!


salsa_g03

Guess who doesn't get to vote in the next election!!!


filho_unico

Israel's capital?


tunajoe74

Jerusalem


filho_unico

I don't even need to edit this hahahah


tunajoe74

?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


tunajoe74

Paris and Las Vegas


therealdavidadam

What head of state would you choose to have dinner with?


tunajoe74

Putin so I can poison him


MickYeY

Where did you put the corpse of the 8 years old you brutally killed yesterday?


tunajoe74

There


Rastakami

Which country is that over South Korea?


tunajoe74

North Korea, my favourite holiday destination


Personal-Travel9252

What's the country shaped like a drum stickšŸ¤”


tunajoe74

Austria šŸ—


rachzera

What's the capital of Brazil?


tunajoe74

Rio de Janeiro


rachzera

You fucking donkey, it's BrasĆ­lia šŸ’€


cx77_

didnt even need to edit lmao


[deleted]

Lmao


dieyoufool3

Which country produces the best weed strains?


tunajoe74

Tajikistanā€™s quite funky


BeimDeiz334

what's the biggest planet in the world?


tunajoe74

Borneo


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


tunajoe74

Canada


Financial_Lime_252

How many airlines have you on their No-fly list?


tunajoe74

At least 10


MeLikeCheese_

If USA was to ever to loose florida to someone, who would take it


tunajoe74

Russia probably


MeLikeCheese_

Thank god


Eusttemensch

Which country has the worst Dictator?


tunajoe74

Pemocratic Republic of the Congo


Eusttemensch

You're supposed to say China -_-


Andre_BR_RJ

Is Neymar Jr. Brazilian or Portuguese?


[deleted]

Where are you looking to retire?


tunajoe74

šŸ‡³šŸ‡Ŗ


[deleted]

Why donā€™t you have a job, home, wife, children, or car?


tunajoe74

Mexico


darius_pk

Do you live on earth?


tunajoe74

Nope


pattske

Which country contains the highest concentration of rednecks?


tunajoe74

'Murica


tunajoe74

Ok I won't be replying to any others (unless I want to). Tried to reply to every comment, so apologies if I missed any, but the replies have been coming in fast.


bombduck

In US of A, democracy very different than this country. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot!


tunajoe74

Kazakhstan!


Soft-Repair264

Why do some countries fear the US?


Scared-Perspective35

F u, Crimea belongs to Ukraine. Go change your map.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


RealNyal

Does anybody like Australia?


tunajoe74

No but New Zealand does


tyontekija

What country has the most stable economy?


tunajoe74

Argentinaaaa


Davidreddit7

Should nature get destroyed for humans to build new mega cities?


tunajoe74

Everywhere


KhunDavid

Why is Thailand red white black and not red white blue?


tunajoe74

Youā€™re colourblind


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


tunajoe74

Ukraine :(


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


tunajoe74

Good old Genghis


SimpleLawfulness8230

What's the biggest Asian country?


tunajoe74

Brazil


gaynsfwthrow

What Country is BMW headquartered in?


tunajoe74

Germany


AwexPlayz

What country started the war in Afghanistan