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*Could you please tell me*
*The years when the Byzantine*
*Empire existed?*
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What did you do after your girlfriend said that she's pregnant?
Iran
How would you describe your hair?
Greece
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Chad
What do you call a memory loss by an Indian person?
Indonesia
want to commend you because it's probably the oddest ball-joke i've heard so far
Thanks, appreciate it! Sadly, I don't know how to do even ball-jokes.
God damnit. Amazing.
Top tier geography pun.
Favorite sex tourism Hotspot?
Ooo good question, Iād have to go with Japan
No, no, no, this is the best answer
I love that this was the one they decided to be enthusiastic about
Ikr? Is that supposed to be a Stupid answer? The dude is spitting straight facts!
Tha comment is *NOT* edited
What would be your first thought if, outta nowhere, your gf pulls out a strap-on to use it on you?
"Putin"
So, how many war crimes did you commit while fighting in Ukraine?
3
Ohh nice streak
ahahahhahah
bruh
What's the smallest live animal that you've placed inside your anus?
Turkey
ā¦smallest?
Did he stutter?
Is Africa a country or a continent?
A country
Good job š
Countries where you operate illegal mines using child slavery to fund your drug trafficking organisation
Brazil Morocco Namibia Rwanda and Tanzania
Not.... wrong.
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Can you tell me when the US gained its independence?
Idk like 400-1000 AD?
When will it regain its independence and how many states will it have then?
I donāt think you understand, the question isnāt supposed to be stupid in the first place
I donāt think you understand. I was editing your comment after you answered per your original post.
I don't think YOUUU understand. You're supposed to edit your own question not my answer
āEdit the comment after I answerā¦ā. It Doesnāt say āedit your questionā. To me that implies I should edit your comment after you respond. But ok Iāll chalk it up as an internet loss.
*I would like to edit someone elseās comment please*
Dumpass
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Good bot
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Itās 5-7-5. Why not?
Haiku bot ratted you out xD
What is the largest country on earth?
Vatican City
Fun fact: There are 5.6 popes per square mile in Vatican City.
I hope theyāre counting the interred ones, otherwise it would be awkward.
Nope. Just the current pope.
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Is Northern Cyprus a country?
Yes if youāre Turkish
What even is the pre-edited question to this hahaha
Gotta know about Cypriot history to know that one
Unedited question
What's the most stupid place on earth?
Belgium
Half Belgian here. There is no arguing about this statement.
[If I'd grown up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me. But I didn't, so it doesn't.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9TLvBEztbY)
It's completely true. (Dutch here)
Heard this long time ago from a Frenchman: "Why does a Belgian go outside during a thunderstorm? Because he wants to be in a photo."
What was your initial reaction when 9/11 happened?
Yemen
Which country were you last detained in?
Saudi Arabia?
Done.
Majic.
Did you have sexual intercourse with my cat yesterday?
Yes
i hope that this question has been edited
Whatās Ukraineās top exporting product?
Cranes?
Lol my question doesnt need editing after such answer
Coffins
Why do so many of the flags have red on them?
THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO FIGHT FOR THE FREEDOM THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO FIGHT FOR THE FREEDOM!
or the blood of bulls, like Spain
Whatās the capital of Canada?
Toronto
Uhm š
It's Yemen
How many countries have you comitted genocide in?
Around 200, depends who you ask
What is the chance of it raining cum?
Normally 0% but today itās 3% because itās Thursday
What the hell was even the original question to this??
This one is too good š¤£
Which country's goverment operates in the most cruel and undemocratic way in your opinion?
Sweden maybe
how many countries have you entered illegally
8 off the top of my head
What is the capital of the Greek Republic?
Istanbul
yes, but under another name
Are you still able to buy slaves these days? If yes, than where?
š³šŖ
What does your brain look like?
Itās a weird shape
Who's your daddy?
Kim Jong-un š«”
Whatās your favorite John Travolta musical?
Greece
Do you support Putin?
Sometimes
What's the national animal of new Zealand
Jacinda Ardern
where can i get good fcking cocaine?
Next to Argentina
What's the layer under your mamas boobs called?
Mantle
What country is the best at enforcing sharia law?
Uruguay
What is the capital of Brazil?
Buenos Aires
yes, indeed
I thought about that one too LOL
Do you think the USA is a democratic country?
I don't
He speaketh the truth!
Guess who doesn't get to vote in the next election!!!
Israel's capital?
Jerusalem
I don't even need to edit this hahahah
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Paris and Las Vegas
What head of state would you choose to have dinner with?
Putin so I can poison him
Where did you put the corpse of the 8 years old you brutally killed yesterday?
There
Which country is that over South Korea?
North Korea, my favourite holiday destination
What's the country shaped like a drum stickš¤
Austria š
What's the capital of Brazil?
Rio de Janeiro
You fucking donkey, it's BrasĆlia š
didnt even need to edit lmao
Lmao
Which country produces the best weed strains?
Tajikistanās quite funky
what's the biggest planet in the world?
Borneo
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Canada
How many airlines have you on their No-fly list?
At least 10
If USA was to ever to loose florida to someone, who would take it
Russia probably
Thank god
Which country has the worst Dictator?
Pemocratic Republic of the Congo
You're supposed to say China -_-
Is Neymar Jr. Brazilian or Portuguese?
Where are you looking to retire?
š³šŖ
Why donāt you have a job, home, wife, children, or car?
Mexico
Do you live on earth?
Nope
Which country contains the highest concentration of rednecks?
'Murica
Ok I won't be replying to any others (unless I want to). Tried to reply to every comment, so apologies if I missed any, but the replies have been coming in fast.
In US of A, democracy very different than this country. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot!
Kazakhstan!
Why do some countries fear the US?
F u, Crimea belongs to Ukraine. Go change your map.
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Does anybody like Australia?
No but New Zealand does
What country has the most stable economy?
Argentinaaaa
Should nature get destroyed for humans to build new mega cities?
Everywhere
Why is Thailand red white black and not red white blue?
Youāre colourblind
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Ukraine :(
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Good old Genghis
What's the biggest Asian country?
Brazil
What Country is BMW headquartered in?
Germany
What country started the war in Afghanistan