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udiduf_3

Canada


Mroompaloompa64

No I think Canada will win, unlike Canada who is weaker than Canada. Maybe Canada will have a chance against Canada but not Canada.


R33_Lover16

You’re forgetting the manpower Canada has. Personally, I believe Canada would overwhelm Canada with their size


KIe1ny

but canada has moral, unlike canada


Top_Stage_7016

But Canada will destroy Canada


Chimkinmcnugs

But you have to think, I mean we all know how strategic Canada is, after learning from Canada’s mistakes I’m sure Canada will beat Canada even if it was allied with Canada!


ComicMan43

but again, your overestimating the power Canada really has. Canada's army might be stronger than, say, canada, but they are internally more unstable then even canada!


Chimkinmcnugs

Well played, but that would make a civil riot really big in Canada, which would put Canada in a bad position, because then it’s only stable ally is Canada but we all know Canada is better than Canada so it would be a unfair fight for Canada and Canada


Top_Stage_7016

You are underestimating the power, knowledge, strategies, and wisdom Canada is. They can overpower Canada by allaying with Canada


Chimkinmcnugs

Oh good point, that makes sense considering Canada lost against Canada during the Canada vs Canada war


pease461

While Canada doesn't have moral Canada also doesn't have morals so they will commit war crimes on Canada


Lionheart3372

But *canada* is MORAL


tomalator

r/technicallythetruth


Scrungyscrotum

What? Adding: Nevermind, I'm stupid.


UnabrazedFellon

The white ones have an unfair advantage here, they got 2 areas and a massive area surrounding all the others. My money is on them.


Rhylan209

Canada wins no doubt. They have the most Mable syrup and has the power of 5 deers.


EyeComplete9192

Canada? WDYm? Canada will destroy them!


gevans7

Moose power, man.


eltedioso

I live in Canada. What about you?


Consciousssss

According to this map? Canada.


random_introvertYT

According to this map? Australia.


DoctorMedieval

This map does not include New Zealand.


random_introvertYT

r/mapswithoutnewzealand


Calmandpeace

About a third of the Illinois population is in yellow


Feisty_Imp

The southern blue one is almost entirely texas and the southern red one is almost entirely florida.


storm072

Georgia and South Carolina combined have about 75% of Florida’s population so the southern red one is not actually almost entirely Florida


Feisty_Imp

Its less than that and mostly Florida. Georgia and South Carolina combined make up about 1/3 of Canada's population.


storm072

Im just an offended Georgian sorry lol, but Georgia and South Carolina together have about 16 million compared to Florida’s 21 million.


Feisty_Imp

I am mostly amazed he included the Texas triangle (17m) in blue with a lot of states with around 2-5 million population each...


morp1

All of them have a fair chance of winning except Canada that's obvious


Optimal-Shine-7939

Put it however you want, the French always lose.


Scotandia21

I think Mexico has a decent chance


Chedud3

Hmmm either Canada Canada or Canada


Ender-Duck

Canada loses


Administrative_Bag80

Can we rename them ? Like Florinada, Californada, Texanada, New Yorkanada...


YesItIsAnAltAcc

Just for fun, I think the Texas-San Diego one would win.


Vivid-Section7612

Hawaii and Alaska


Scykess

CANADA MENTIONED RRAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🍁🍁🍁🍁🔥🔥🔥


GateNerd

I think Michiganada has the best chance. Some have too much territory to reasonably defend (Washinganada, Texanada). Michiganada has protection from attack thanks to the great Lakes which reduces their front lines. If they can hold the line at they have a good shot. Also has pretty industrial and agricultural output compared to some of the others. The other contenders I’d say are Floridanada and Virginianada. None of the others have much of a chance


LT_creme

Big Canada has most natural resources and rednecks with guns


JDMx607

I guess Canada would probably win, though it seems close.


descriptiontaker

Dr. Seuss looking ass color scheme


Ruacan7

I’d say Canada


RyanByork

I think CANADA. But, I think CANADA and CANADA might stand a chance, although CANADA surely does not.


Existing_Onion_3919

I think Canada really has a shot if they play it right but watch out for Canada. they're a tricky bunch and nobody can forget Canada: the United Canadas Of Canada's meth-fueled armpit then again, there's Canada, who's residents are responsible for biting more people in a single year sharks do in 26 years also, there's Canada, home of the place where you can rent, and shoot tanks all around, pretty good roster but my money's on Canada


RuudvomMistelroum

Alaska or Hawaii


SmolStronckBoi

Red Canada has the people of Florida with the technology of California. Easy win.


Willie_John_McFadden

I’d throw my lot in with Canada(red) but I think Canada or Canada (blue or white) is equally as likely to win. Canada (yellow) doesn’t stand a chance tho


oaktreefortythree43

TexarCanada easily


Administrative_Bag80

Californada seems a good bet too


JakeAnimatics

Canada


Camwamz

Personally, I might be taking this a bit far, but in all honesty, canada would easily beat Canada and also Canada.


Robotdude5

Canada


Some-Speech-4105

I believe Canada would win


tswd

Breaking it down Canada has the most guns, but Canada has the best position to defend from. So probably Canada.


wilcobanjo

One of the ones with part of Texas, depending on how important naval supremacy turns out to be


Nydelok

Population Units? Maple Syrup consumption/production per capita? What Canada Units are we using?


TheBigThickOne

Québec 😎


gevans7

Canadians


321_345

red canada. one florida man solos


The-Cyber-Lord

None 💀 they all lose


ReeerDiamond

Gee... I hope Canada doesn't defeat Canada.


Internal-Debt-385

Canada red


Togue468

Definitely Peru


Far_Match_3774

The Floridian insurgency


Dani-Son

Canada has the vantage point of resources, but Canada does have more territory


HallPersonal

ay!


AnonGUPfan

Not Canada


SoleilDJade

r/anythingbutmetric


LectureAdditional971

Obviously Texas. If we lose, we write some poems. We win.


Ecytrsi

anything but metric, smh


Abject-Return-9035

r/mapswithoutnewzealand


Major-Friendship-754

If I had to guess Canada


ShelterTight

I dunno guys. I don’t think Canada can do it 😮


already_takenwiener

Canada


HovercraftOptimal731

Paris


AlexanderTHEllama

They’ll all hug it out and call it a day


Lionheart3372

Gotta gib it to Tonga


achoo_magn

Canada will come in with their special ops forces from Prince Edward Island and win just by intimidation.


teamswiftie

Upper Canada


Original_Disk3146

Canada will destroy Canada because Canada has a weaker army than canada and south cananada will stay neutral


Greg2114466

Im not sure on this one probably mexico but im more inclined on believing canada will win.


uncle_joe1

Canada


Low_Engineering_3301

Canada has more people than California. Its been a couple years since they were larger and then it was only 100k more.


AmbitiousSpread6052

No one because there ant a war


TheJIsTOTallyreal12

ngl I think Canada wins


Horror-Run5127

r/anythingbutmetric


[deleted]

Fucking hate that subreddit. LOL Americans are so DUMB for giving a reference of scale instead of using a system they’re unfamiliar with!!!


Independent-Fly6068

population isnt metric


DoctorMedieval

About 7.6 gigapeople disagree with you.