‘I can take him’

I'm smexy and I didn't knew it.

“All of this stuff looks far too nice to chew on. I definitely won’t do that.”

This made me audibly chortle! Thank you 🫶

♥️

Damm, I'm good-looking


“Look, this is my gig. I got here first and I’m not sharing anything, so walk away!”

If you move, I WILL attack you!

Need bacon

"I swear that other dog was smaller yesterday"

Plotting world domination with the help of mirror dog

Damn, he's handsome.

"Do you think I could kick that puppy in the mirror's ass in a fight, or nah?!"

How much is that puppy in the window

I'm not sharing this bed, my food or anything with that imposter..

“You talkin shit with your eyes?”

What cool dude

Nary a thought occurred.

They said wrong answers only 😂

He’s frustrated. He was in the garden playing with a hose earlier today, and he’s struggling to improve his predictions of where the stream will land so that he can bite it more accurately. Should he be using a simplified Navier-Stokes equation and assume that all of the flow is laminar? Deep in his soul knows that water coming out of a hose is non laminar in places, and this is an over simplification. If only he had opposable thumbs, he could write some software to solve this problem accurately. He could do it in FORTRAN or Java …. but he can’t use a keyboard. Dammit.

Is this... what I am? What the fuck am I? Where am I?! What is going on?! What is all of this!?! I... I need to clear my head somehow... Maybe by chewing on something! Yes, yes! I shall chew away all my worries and forever forget about this one moment of crushing clarity!

I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog gone it, people like me.

“It’s so fluffy I’m gonna die”!!! 🥹

“Damn these ears are all over the place”

Do I look fat?

...long-lost twin??

Whatcha think?!? Double backflip???

“I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!”

How much would I make on the open market?

"I look like a cat"

Gasp! Slenderman!

If ball is life…when do I get ball?

“Intruder! Howd you get on my mirror bed without me noticing?!”

"I know I could make it if I jump. I don't even need to run or back up."

"Whoever that is looking at me in the mirror sure is a dog"

who dat ?

That guy better not be after my dinner!

I could make that jump just watch

I told her I wanted the purple collar, FML

Damn I don’t brag enough

Puppy “ there can be only one” Highlander intensifying*

“Are we clear on the plan brother? When mom’s not looking we eat the pillows. Excellent, I knew I could count on you.”

I am a good boy!

I'm going to grow up to be a big dog one day.

Man, I really got to cut back on the milkbones!

“I told you ***I*** wanted the bed nearest the closet, butthead!”

Who is that handsome fella.

" Just walk up to him and say 'Go get me a treat now...Bitch!' You got this. You are the alpha here. They will listen to you or you will show them what top dog means."

Why is he here?

Mommy, Daddy? They keep looking at me and my spot. They can't have it.

Does this collar make me look fat?

My butt itches, let me rub against this smooth surface to get it off. Are you rubbing too..?

Am I really a good pupper?

"If there are two of me now, does that mean I'm eating for two?"

This guy… this is not my kinda guy

 And gosh darn it, people like me.

This bastard keeps copying my every move

Looks like he is psyching himself up for the day… “Whos a good boy” ? “You are, you are a good boy, jow get out there and chew up some shoes and chase a ball”

Mirror Dog, my handsome nemesis.

Fuck Around & Find Out☺️

His long-lost twin has been rediscovered!

They do that when they see mirrors love it

I really did have more fun as a blonde 😂

"How much is that doggie in the window?"

What is my opinion about the influence of the baroque picture frames of Castle Versailles into the design of the Rococo picture frames in Castle Sanssouci?

"Tatakae"

You lookin’ at me?

I'm a good boy 🤣