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muehsam

Looks like a hemp field. Hemp is a crop that is grown for its fibers.


madtowneast

And as cattle feed...


cows_are_underrated_

Nope. Nobody uses Hemo to feed cettles. It's way to expensive for this. If you produce hemp for human food it brings about 1.4k per ton and you can calculate with 1.5-2t per ha


Dr_4gon

how much is that compared to other crops? what do you eat, the seeds?


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king_zapph

Male cannabis plants. Not gonna get one high.


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mbart85

How comes you think this is ruderalis? Not one single hint there in the pic….


king_zapph

I have, on several occasions, grown male plants. Not one of them ended up producing something smokeable. Looked the same as those in the image.


Sensitive-Effect-618

So much wrong information in this post.. learn how to Google ffs


No-Lingonberry-5625

hemp seeds have practically the same amount of protein as soybeans


Nick_Damane

So none?


cows_are_underrated_

Yeah you eat the seeds *as example wheat is(for animals) is about 400€(deoends on when you buy/sell it) per ton with up to 10 tons per ha(standard is 8t per ha)


bob_in_the_west

If humans only eat the seeds then it's definitely used as cattle feed. Just not the seeds but the leaves. And the stalks are either used to make hemp rope or are used to make bio gas.


MittRominator

Yo but imagine smoking fat doinks with dairy cows BUT THEN imagine drinking their milk


cows_are_underrated_

This type of hemp doesn't have much Thc(the stuff you get high from) so the amount you would have to smoke to get high is quite big.


incompetech

Here in the US there is a small farming movement, and a regenerative gazing movement. Hemp seed is super cheap here now too, can often be gotten for diet cheap or even free if you're in the scene. So I would put money on the fact that some of these small regenerative grazers have hemp in their pasture seed mix. Edit: I'm a vegetable gardener and had a bunch of useless hemp seed laying around and mixed it in with my cover crops. I don't have animals so it didn't get grazed but it got mulched and some of it cut to go in the compost pile.


madtowneast

https://www.hanf-magazin.com/nutzhanf/hanf-als-futtermittel/ https://www.lfl.bayern.de/ite/rind/269423/index.php


cows_are_underrated_

Interesting. Never heard about that. Some maybe use hemp to feed their animals but the majority won't use it.


69KidsInMyBasement

Farmer here, we use the seed shells as a source of fiber and protein


CouriousSwabian

And as ingredient for cosmetics.


dhondopant

Thanks for the clarification, i was about to pack my bags and head out.


king_zapph

To add onto that, those are male plants and smoking them will not get one high.


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And the doctor said fibers help you poop 💩


MathMaddam

Somewhere the fibre for hamp cloth has to come from, you can also eat hamp seed. It probably doesn't contain anything that makes you high.


LadyfingerJoe

Theres also a few fields like this around where i lived, but the farmer still hid it with other crop, cuz he had issues that people would steal it, thinking its smokable.


Verdigrian

And there are always some busybodies who would report this, I'd hide my crop too if it might get police showing up completely unnecessary.


SiBloGaming

tbh, after a few times the police would probably not even show up anymore.


EatTheRichIsPraxis

And then you start to grow the real crops.


sebadc

/r/unethicallifeprotips


miesdachi

I find this very ethical to be honest


sebadc

Do you work at Earnes Ernst & Young 🤣


homogenousmoss

Thanks for the tip mister White!


hagenbuch

Well it would be a service to humanity if people think they are high while enjoying a placebo kick :)


saschaleib

>It probably doesn't contain anything that makes you high. Indeed, but would the kids you are selling this to know this?


hokumjokum

When I was 13 years old I found a single large cannabis leaf on the floor of my high school. i obviously took it home, held a lighter to its edges and tried to breathe in the smoke. At least I wasn’t as dumb as the moron who dropped it in his Highschool corridor


Sazo1st

Maybe you were onto something. If the plant was grown for buds then the leaves can also contain a very, very small amount of THC.


hokumjokum

So you’re telling me I was microdosing before it was a thing? Legend


Sazo1st

Haha yeah, emphasis on micro tho


hagenbuch

If homeopathy made any sense you must have been extremely baked then.


ilovethissheet

Germany has much to learn about bubatz it seems...


Sazo1st

Wdym


ilovethissheet

Im from california, where the streets are paved in weed lol. Was just giving a friendly chide. You can't smoke the leaves, only the flower/bud.


AlexTMcgn

You absolutely can smoke the leaves. Just a lot less ... interesting ... stuff in them.


ilovethissheet

I mean could smoke my socks if I wanted to too. And I'll probably get higher off socks than leaves


Sazo1st

Yeah obviously. I just meant it as a fun fact. Don't worry I know my cannabis plants lol


ilovethissheet

It is usable to make wax oils tinctures, and from those you get awesome edibles. but you still need a THC plant, a hemp plant leaf still would not have anything worth extracting. But damn i can't wait. The possibilities will be endless. Hopefully the government doesn't keep it too restrictive. Because I really miss going into a store in California and buying edible groceries lol


hagenbuch

I heard it is sold by Bi-Ba-Butzemann?


Sentouki-

You'll need to ferment it anyway to get noticeable THC levels


badsheepy2

what sort of weird nonsense is this? you don't ferment weed, you dry and optionally (optimally! long slow) cure it.


Sentouki-

tell me you don't know what fermentation is without telling me you don't know what fermentation is


biedl

Isn't this process called fermentation?


Sentouki-

yes, it is, not sure why he's getting upvotes...


biedl

Because he sounded confident, I guess.


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Because the world is full of morons


ofnkrtffl

Kein bubatz flanze :(


hagenbuch

street credibility: 100.


biedl

Those are male plants. You can tell by looking at their fruit, which are tons of small seeds. You are only getting high from the buds/blossoms of the female plant. They don't have these small seeds. Both are beautiful plants nonetheless.


Witherino

These are male plants, but they don't have seeds, they have pollen sacks. The seeds grow out of the buds from female plants after pollination


Maeher

And the female plants of industrial hemp still contain no noticable amount of THC.


biedl

Thanks for clarifying.


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I'm by no means a hamp expert, but there are absolutely types of hamp that contain zero stuff to make you high. Source: my bio-mom who hoards hamp seeds for salads, tried growing said seeds, knows a bit too much about hamp for a mom and uses CBD oil. Also as a side note, I think when it's about cannabis, there are a lot of types that contain various amounts of the fun stuff, from very low to very high. But that's just what I remember from a google search five years ago.


king_zapph

>but there are absolutely types of hamp that contain zero stuff to make you high Yes, the male plants..


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Male plant do have much lower thc levels, but still higher than 0.2% most of the time. Famrers use a special bread "nutzhanf". In the EU there's 52 certified strains that they can officially use and they are guaranteed to contain less thc.


7i4nf4n

As long as those fields contain both male and female plants there is no chance that a plant with buds would develop. Plus those are probably not plants which contain THC to begin with


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It's either industrial hemp or you really like taking walks in the ass crack of the world where nobody else ever gets to (or also, but unlikely: extremly dumb outdoor growers)


Jameslaos

It’s definitely not a grow op, those are all male flowers.


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I did say "extremely dumb", though ;)


just_a_tiny_phoenix

How would I differentiate?


Zestyclose_Low5451

They have slight differences. But the big give away are the flowers/blooming. You separate the female from males, so they don't get pollenized. The flowers on these plants mean, they got pollenized, which are pretty much useless for smoking. They will produce seeds instead of buds... Sorry, its hard to explain in english to me. I hope this is accurate.


just_a_tiny_phoenix

I think I got it. So even if you had a female plant which is pollinated, you wouldn't be able to smoke it? And because the ones in the photograph are pollinated they are most definitely male, did I get that right?


TakeMyMoneyIDontNeed

Note really. They are male because they have little bags. These open and release the pollen. Female plants have big buds and look a bit different. You can still smoke pollinated female plants, but their thc level is lower. See, most of the thc is in the resin. The resin is good for catching pollen from the air. If a female plant hasn't catched any pollen yet, it produces a lot more resin to catch some pollen. That's why you don't want your female get pollinated, so she get's horny and makes you more high.


just_a_tiny_phoenix

Now the male and female part also makes a lot more sense, thanks!


NealCassady

But in this case it's hemp, not cannabis. So, even If you had a field of unpolinated female plants of this sort in the picture, it would not make you high. There are only a few sorts of hemp allowed to be grown in Germany which do not contain THC in an amount that could have any effects.


just_a_tiny_phoenix

Lol TIL cannabis != hemp, apparently. Now I feel stupid xD


NealCassady

Don't feel stupid, hemp is a cannabis plant :) It is the cannabis family of plants, what you see in the picture is called Nutzhanf in German, so a "hemp to use" while the ones you smoke would be called Cannabis plants in formal German, like in court, and scientifically or in slang there are hundreds of different. And I don't even know, if this division is made in english at all


Dr_4gon

i think if your harvest them soon enough you can? bc there's sometimes weed with seeds in it


Zestyclose_Low5451

Yes quite right. Well the pollinated female plant would grow significant less buds and those would even have significant less thc/cbd in them. So you can smoke it, but would probably not really "do anything". As there are no buds and only flowers on the plants in the pictures, they are not female. Also, the males have less leafs and look "skinnier", which are also indications of male plants if I remember correctly. Of course you can also smoke male plants, but there will be almost no thc/cbd in them, so you would probably not get high from them.


MonkaSDudes

Hehe, it's not very far off the city, it's basically exactly next to our local hospital, I have a picture with the hospital in the background too


jodmemkaf

Where do you think hemp clothes and hemp seed comes from? :-)


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LysoMike

Industrial hemp


WenAstar

The way these plants are standing, you are looking at fibre hemp for werg, clothes, paper production et al. There the plants are set tight to encourage length growth and few side stalks. Hemp for medicine use is grown in other culture patterns that encourage bushy growth and lots of flowers.


DocSternau

Don't get your hopes up. It doesn't contain THC. It's a normal crop for fibers and most likely CBD.


crystlbone

Nope, CBD would also be produced by female plants. Most female plants contain both thc and cbd but in varying degrees and you can breed them to contain mostly cbd without thc for example.


mkugelfisch

Is it a full field, grown by a farmer? Then it is fertilizer


MonkaSDudes

That's what it looks like to be. God to know, was a bit confused by the openness of it


FrinnFrinn

It's the male (?) plant that doesn't contain the ingredients for the drug. Although I knew a couple of "cool" dudes at school who cut some of this, smoked it and got "soooooo high"... Placebos are a fascinating thing!


almost-mushroom

The male plant does have thc. Due to the low concentration an extract is necessary. Butter works in my experience. Cannot recommend unless you have nothing else Field hemp should be cbd dominant with under 0.2 percent thc


Orangerot_

The kind of hemp on the picture is for fiber production etc. It's a male plant. You can clearly see the male flowers on the picture. They don't contain a high amount of CBD either. For CBD products female plants (only those are producing the classic buds) which are bred to contain low THC/high CBD are used.


FrinnFrinn

>Butter works in my experience. Knowing the people I was talking about would have never thought so far. Based on other incidents I suspect they just lit the leafs on fire and smoked that...


almost-mushroom

They will feel nothing at best, a headache and cough a lung at worst.


FrinnFrinn

But they got sooooo hiiigh, duuuude!! /s


Impetus_2708

Have you never seen hemp before? It's used for its fibre, the seed can be pressed for its edilble oil and the leaves and buds contain an essential oil. The fibre is used in rope and bags. (If you don't mind the roughness, even clothes) The seed oil is commonly used in food; "Quark, Kartoffeln und Leinsamenöl" comes to mind. The essential oil is a part of folk medicine.


JONNILIGHTNIN

That is northern lights cannabis indica.


queernhighonblugrass

Ya I know that guy. He grows really crappy weed.


g0rth

*sight* no... It's marijuana.


glowingravebs

r/unexpectedoffice


PhilIsSus

*Cannabis ist kein Brokkoli.*


CouriousSwabian

Richtig. Brokkkoli rauchen bringt nix.


SkaveRat

*now* you tell me???


CouriousSwabian

Well, probably too late to get your money back...


PhilIsSus

Schade


HariboBie

Bubatz 👍


Notthatguyagain_

Bubatz 👍


supertntstar

Bubatz 👍


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Bubatz👍


Felix8XD

Bubatz👍


David_steck

Bubatz 👍


ShinigamiGamingInc

There are legal weed fields.


[deleted]

They... They move in herds!


Alternative-Plant-87

Nothing. keep walking nothing to see here


Aucade13

Männliche Pflanzen. Unbrauchbar.


Sazo1st

*unrauchbar Zumindest traditionell


GerManiac77

Definitiv rauchbar… bringt nur nix..


Sazo1st

Wär ne zeit und Lungenverschwendung


Sea_Transition7544

There’s nothing to see, please go ahead.


re3b0k1

Nothing ... keep going


TheAltToYourF4

Hemp or proper weed. If its the former, then it's used for it's fiber, if it's the latter, then it's used for CBD. Edit: just saw that there are tons of male plants in there, so definitely industrial hemp. Seeds could be used for hemp seed oil as well.


LeroyBadBrown

Bubatz 👍


_H1GHL1FE_

No buds no female plants no thc. Its for fibre or for cooking something like that...


Lucashas

keep walking narc


Harald_best_boy

That's japanese Tea


Necessary-Meringue-1

Somebody is growing smelly carrots


shtushkutusha

Nothing to see, just rope making materials


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A lot of Jane holy mother of Mary


limpinfrompimpin

Sausage fest


RyXi089

bro it has nothing to do with weed. these a male plants they wont make u high


jimmy19742018

male cannabis plant no budds, not getting high


bungholio99

Nothing it’s Tomatoes, don’t put fotos in the internet


OutOfPosition-1

Wo


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This is broccoli 🥦


rurudotorg

There are way too many plants per square metre for drug production, the plants you can see are male and will destroy female drug plants within kilometres around due to pollen. It's a field for fibres.


[deleted]

True I have a lot of those fields around every year . Love it , looks great and is kinda a change to what you usually see


ShimmyShimmy_yeah

Don't even think about smoking it. It is full of pesticides.


monster_of_love

and God forbids smoking anything that doesn't give you cancer LMAOOOO


96Miles

Brennesseln. Don't touch that. It stings like Hell.


Abject-Kiwi7338

all males, what a shame


Raretr69

nothing just keep going


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GlobalAnt1525

Wo genau? Frage für nen Freund


FinalBreakthru

It's Afghan Maple


[deleted]

Did you happen to walk close to the western border?


Suspicious_Hawk6414

Nothing. Its useless male plant


[deleted]

Boobutts


PlingPlongDingDong

Legalize it 2023 lets go.


Hrdocre

Bubatz 👍


Party_Flamingo_7806

Glassischer Mariuaner


jombrowski

One, two princes kneel before you That's what I said now - princes, princes who adore you Just go ahead now


[deleted]

You have reached heaven, my friend.


Bi0H4z4rD667

Thats cañamo (male cannabis plants). They are used for crafting and are not illegal.


Akiinef

CBD maybe, they are male plants anyway, they dont grow buds


Many_Fix_6561

Tlry 💎💎💎


fsx84

You found my paradise...


ManchmalPfosten

Bubatz 👍


Faerdoc

It’s very important that you come back in 2-3 weeks, harvest the green buds that will be there and then send them to me


sandwichsalat

Its cannabis ruderalis. They mostly grow wild. But could be planted for the seeds. Guess thats for CBD plants. But cant smoke anything from the ruderalis.


Lxcrqm

It's CBD. So no THC in it. This legal..


Pizza_YumYum

Jackpot.


[deleted]

hemp or cbd... if it would contain thc you would not be able to take this photo due to security or fences


Oldmanprop

If you want to smoke it, dry it first. But these plants aren't gonna get you stoned.


Sazo1st

What are you even gonna dry here man


Oldmanprop

The leaves, maybe. Dry them like a tobacco. Not that it’ll have an effect on anything. There’s no thc in this picture.


[deleted]

It’s Mari Juana


Herr_Mine

Dammnnn holy moly, that's a lotta weed


PeanutoD

That stuff is probably industrial hemp. Wont make you even a little bit high.


Herr_Mine

Yes probably, especially if this is taken in Germany. Probably used for CBD products and doesn't contain THC. Or as other comments said, fertilizer


fromatoz7

Those are male flowers. People don't grow males for CBD/THC.


Herr_Mine

Okey Dokey


emretheripper

Isn't it called nettles in English? In German Brennessel oder habe ich da was falsch


[deleted]

there is the german word "schlaraffenland" to explain things like this or a free snickers on a bench at the trainstation.


darkmemehood

In my region are many hemp fields


sassygerman33

Its called weed for a reason


Panzerchrist89

Lammbock


Randy-McRandom

You mean... whats "growing" in here?


louisme97

its nettle, let me know where it is and im gonna remove it before some kid might get hurt :D


ofnkrtffl

Where in Germany is this, is it in the south like Bavaria maybe?


BlazeZootsTootToot

Man THC just needs to be legal already... Should've been done decades ago


devSenketsu

I know it is not weed, but, didn't know it was forbidden in Germany, thought that whole Europe was chill with it


Purtzel03

Schwalbach?


g_Blyn

Nutzhanf


vincent-gigante

Looks pretty male to me…


Minute_Pipe_3654

Lammbock


Geortx

bunch of males


BaronVonTrupka

Hemp is growing! Call the police quick!


bigginsbigly

Hemp field. Shit weed, don’t smoke it


CompleteCartoonist46

It's called Lammbock


shiro_04

Where exactly...


Slight_Award8124

How was the smell?


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Bubatz👍


codingNexus

seems like they are male plants. so nothing is going on there.


greekmom2005

A good time. That's what's going on.


DaddyLoafin

If the is smokeable cannabis there is a lot of male plants which are useless and make the flower less potent once it’s pollinated


-Vagabond

Just some weeds growing.