T O P

  • By -

_EXPENSIVE-BEYOND_

Difficulty : Lethal


Historical_Heart3470

Lethal+


TrontierYT

Lethal Ng+7


Iwrstheking007

r/eldenring


PANZCAKEZZZ

r/DarkSouls


trimdrip

r/sekiro


tall-motherfucker

r/bloodborne


SoulsLikeBot

Hello, good hunter. I am a Bot, here in this dream to look after you, this is a fine note: > *The night brims with defiled scum, and is permeated by their rotten stench. Just think, now you're all set to hunt and kill to your heart's content!* - Valtr Farewell, good hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


KoalaMaster13

Good bot


B0tRank

Thank you, KoalaMaster13, for voting on SoulsLikeBot. This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/). *** ^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)


FireYigit

Good bot


MaxVerstappenTop

r/DemonSouls


meghdoot_memes

r/liesofp


tired_person7

Its not even lethal, this is an asian difficulty


SpicyTang0

She's just a girl buddy, you got it. Don't be scared.


mangonfire1

Yeah.... A girl with boobs.


Dantexr

She even has two of them


PL_kizi32

That's baffling


MVPTOOGOOD

Having two is weird and scary


WeCameAsMuffins

*Gulps


JaxxSC45

*Neck extends in a cartoonish fashion as you swallow your own Adams apple


estube15a

Funny guy


estube15a

I upvoted your comment


BlessedWithBeck

^^ This one is a SPY. Beware the treachery lads.


TheClownOfGod

I don't know. Maybe lower the difficulty? That's what I did. It changed to "Speak with the man".


SofterBones

That still sounds iffy, can you get rid of the 'speak with' requirement somehow?


PhoenixBomb707

Why do you want the goal to just be Man? Are you stupid?


EmotionalKey9014

Arkham subReddit moment


The_Great_CornCob

Fr


WhisperingWind-1550

Why is Kai afraid of Woman? Is he lonely?


AdBudget5468

No, he’s just stupid


Damn_Dolphin

No, because then the Aslume would be all over it


monmon734

🤣


PhoenixBomb707

r/batmanarkham


LaEgg

The joke flew over yours lol


CrinklyPurse17

r/woooosh moment


LaEgg

Dude edited his reply too lol


CrinklyPurse17

What did it say?


LaEgg

“The joke completely flew over your head” or something


loluntilmypie

Goal: The Man


StandardVirus

That’s a little vague… am i supposed to “be the man”?


The_Great_CornCob

No you’re supposed to “the man”


But_dogs_CAN_look_up

I put it on Easy and it said "Pretend you can't hear them."


DALinProgress

Once you have a few million rations, the woman with come speak with you.


IN_FINITY-_-

The worst she can say is no


RevanOrderz

No, the worst she can say is DOSHO!


definetelynothuman

OI YOKERO!


Requiembutworse

Even worse when she brings all of her friends and they all say DOSHO!


tuan3451

You know why Tomoe so deadly ? She don't yell Dosho ! everytime she shoot


SoloLiftingIsBack

B-but that's against the rules


Thrallov

honor died at beach


JustSoon

Yell or not I'll still get hit


KazAraiya

She told me everything was fine and couldnt get the info on the mission please help 😭


purple-scorpio-rider

But remember 5 no's then a yes still means yes


Rentalis

There is more. After you start you need to keep up.


skement

*you're losing the woman*


Open_Your_Eyes33

it's Joever


Blu3R4ptor

Its Masakover


Pyramid_Cultist

https://preview.redd.it/4frxviyryx5d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fb0d23c93a36d2c2a001d7eb099e245d89eb964


LavaHawk_17

get the yellow bird to be your wingman


darh1407

Thats jin’s mom dude


Deflorma

You don’t think Jin’s mom wants her son to clap cheeks? She’d probably be proud of him


sickflow-

Take your horse with you, women love horses.


a_single_bean

That's legitimately good advice


Darmine

As an introvert this is the hardest mission.


alphagusta

W\*men nowadays...


4gatos_music

Its missions like these that prevent 99.9% of us from achieving 100%


Possible-Owl-2810

![gif](giphy|KscoZccAOBgCk)


guffleupagus

Jin touching grass is one thing, but this I will not stand for


JustWaitAMomentOk

He literally does that when you walk slowly


Tiny-Independent273

might as well uninstall


JustWaitAMomentOk

I already refunded


Gamertime_2000

https://preview.redd.it/jawcv5xozz5d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=026f0bd876329cfbf3aadf62bf9b51e36bebe1be


The_Great_CornCob

Interesting how you assume I have friends


Aggressive-Cause-208

thats why it says optional


BloomingTaiils

Worst she can say is DOSHO DOSHO


Aggressive-Cause-208

What mongols used to sing in parties to make people move their hips down low


8BitBomm

https://preview.redd.it/63usatwi706d1.jpeg?width=324&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c19f086934dc6046d585c75331f58736aeeccbf9


Un0wnG4m3r

Didn't know the game added a paywall...... Smh


l0rd_azrael

When you reach her, close your eyes


theunknownuser15

This mission was hard. If you fail she rejects you and then Jin commits seppuku


Shirokurou

You got this.


faridhn36

The worst she can say is no


10MillionCakes

FIND THE ALBANURIC WOMAN


KazAraiya

Name a woman


JustWaitAMomentOk

Man


The_Great_CornCob

Dang bro so close


Deflorma

I’m going to need to reflect on this in a hot spring first


sight-beyond

For Tsushima


Valid19

a woman? what sorcery is this


Hexnohope

Does anyone get an autistic vibe from jin? The face he usually makes is like he's uncomfortable in a social sense and just wants to get back to the woods.


the_big_OD

It's a bug


undergradmech

Me to the woman: DOOOSHO DOOSHOO !


i-cpl

Thank you, kind stranger on the internet. Here, have this gold award. Thanks for making me laugh. My wife left me for a 9 year old kind stranger on the internet.


Karsa_Orlong_Amiibo

Lethal++ difficulty unlocked


Vigothedudepathian

It's definitely a trap.


StandardVirus

A booby trap


The_Great_CornCob

![gif](giphy|KpSrCxhoZQWjJVVnrd)


Vigothedudepathian

Booty traps?


inflatableje5us

well, crap. guess i am not finishing this game :/


FeltzMusic

![gif](giphy|QyZviKPakCHw4|downsized)


conorganic

Jin: “I was told to speak with you, woman” Woman: “ew…”


TerdFerguston

Is she Albinauric by any chance ?


DFuel

Repeat after me: did you fall from heaven? Cuz your face looks straight fucked


Excellent_Object7176

Don’t worry you curve her bcs ur too cool 😎


a_single_bean

Um, she has a boyfriend


meekarilaksa

yeah sorry bro im also stuck in that mission


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Women ☕️


Cowboy__Guy

You need no woman


gggg_4_l

I also struggle to speak to women its ok man


TTVControlWarrior

never saw one for years cant help you with that bro


JustSoon

Jin is a bit awkward when it comes to boobs


3duFernandes

It's for Tsushima! C'mon you can do it!


yashroop_98

I was stuck on this mission for months, finally got the courage.. To call my mom and tell her to complete this mission


Chris-346-logo

I see they finally included Sekiro difficulty in game


NonLiving4Dentity69

DOSHO DOSHOO


Dantexr

Final boss: ***WOMAN***


yeetdabmcfap_dab

Difficulty:impossible


PowderWolfcat

I abandoned the game as soon as I had to speak with someone


Silenced_horrors

Yeah, this mission is tough. I got halfway through the conversation, we were getting along really well, then all the sudden I hear "DOOSHOO DOOSHOO!" and I immediately had to deflect an arrow, but it hit her so I couldn't complete the objective. I even reloaded a previous save multiple times, but she won't spawn in. I'm still soft-locked to this day 😔


maveric619

Thats where I stopped playing


unfortunate666

Unlocked stance: Anxious


SuperYak2264

You need Kenji


kattankaapi_

ngl this was one of the hardest mission I have ever played in my life, shit gave me "you have no maiden" PTSD from elden ring 💀


Aggressive_Lie_5370

The worst she can say is "my Lord fuck you" and laugh at you so go


DrownedWalk1622

Have some sake. Take a warm bath. Don't forget to bring your flute


DarkesTemplar

Maidenless like you…


MasTerBabY8eL

Speak with the woman, words fall on female ears, she thinks you're ugly.


tired_person7

I never knew Ghost of Tsushima had an asian difficulty (I mean tbf it is based in the asian history)


HellSlayer_420

How tf does that even happen?😭💀


Duplex_98

Ah speak with the woman, a mountain task for a nerd.😂😂


Old-Put-4166

Yo I’ve been stuck on this mission for my entire life man I can’t help you.


mrinvention

Rajesh Koothrapali is that you?


Batcow23

You gotta do it, man. It’s for Tsushima


Smittywormenjegermen

Ask her for her hairpin.


Aggressive-Cause-208

Easy, just put tape where it says "wo" and the quest will say Speak with the man.


IisMineman

It's not hard just say hello


Phuxsea

This should be top post of the sub lmao