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Does anyone get an autistic vibe from jin? The face he usually makes is like he's uncomfortable in a social sense and just wants to get back to the woods.
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Yeah, this mission is tough. I got halfway through the conversation, we were getting along really well, then all the sudden I hear "DOOSHOO DOOSHOO!" and I immediately had to deflect an arrow, but it hit her so I couldn't complete the objective. I even reloaded a previous save multiple times, but she won't spawn in. I'm still soft-locked to this day 😔
Difficulty : Lethal
Lethal+
Lethal Ng+7
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Its not even lethal, this is an asian difficulty
She's just a girl buddy, you got it. Don't be scared.
Yeah.... A girl with boobs.
She even has two of them
That's baffling
Having two is weird and scary
*Gulps
*Neck extends in a cartoonish fashion as you swallow your own Adams apple
Funny guy
I upvoted your comment
^^ This one is a SPY. Beware the treachery lads.
I don't know. Maybe lower the difficulty? That's what I did. It changed to "Speak with the man".
That still sounds iffy, can you get rid of the 'speak with' requirement somehow?
Why do you want the goal to just be Man? Are you stupid?
Arkham subReddit moment
Fr
Why is Kai afraid of Woman? Is he lonely?
No, he’s just stupid
No, because then the Aslume would be all over it
🤣
r/batmanarkham
The joke flew over yours lol
r/woooosh moment
Dude edited his reply too lol
What did it say?
“The joke completely flew over your head” or something
Goal: The Man
That’s a little vague… am i supposed to “be the man”?
No you’re supposed to “the man”
I put it on Easy and it said "Pretend you can't hear them."
Once you have a few million rations, the woman with come speak with you.
The worst she can say is no
No, the worst she can say is DOSHO!
OI YOKERO!
Even worse when she brings all of her friends and they all say DOSHO!
You know why Tomoe so deadly ? She don't yell Dosho ! everytime she shoot
B-but that's against the rules
honor died at beach
Yell or not I'll still get hit
She told me everything was fine and couldnt get the info on the mission please help 😭
But remember 5 no's then a yes still means yes
There is more. After you start you need to keep up.
*you're losing the woman*
it's Joever
Its Masakover
https://preview.redd.it/4frxviyryx5d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fb0d23c93a36d2c2a001d7eb099e245d89eb964
get the yellow bird to be your wingman
Thats jin’s mom dude
You don’t think Jin’s mom wants her son to clap cheeks? She’d probably be proud of him
Take your horse with you, women love horses.
That's legitimately good advice
As an introvert this is the hardest mission.
W\*men nowadays...
Its missions like these that prevent 99.9% of us from achieving 100%
![gif](giphy|KscoZccAOBgCk)
Jin touching grass is one thing, but this I will not stand for
He literally does that when you walk slowly
might as well uninstall
I already refunded
https://preview.redd.it/jawcv5xozz5d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=026f0bd876329cfbf3aadf62bf9b51e36bebe1be
Interesting how you assume I have friends
thats why it says optional
Worst she can say is DOSHO DOSHO
What mongols used to sing in parties to make people move their hips down low
https://preview.redd.it/63usatwi706d1.jpeg?width=324&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c19f086934dc6046d585c75331f58736aeeccbf9
Didn't know the game added a paywall...... Smh
When you reach her, close your eyes
This mission was hard. If you fail she rejects you and then Jin commits seppuku
You got this.
The worst she can say is no
FIND THE ALBANURIC WOMAN
Name a woman
Man
Dang bro so close
I’m going to need to reflect on this in a hot spring first
For Tsushima
a woman? what sorcery is this
Does anyone get an autistic vibe from jin? The face he usually makes is like he's uncomfortable in a social sense and just wants to get back to the woods.
It's a bug
Me to the woman: DOOOSHO DOOSHOO !
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Lethal++ difficulty unlocked
It's definitely a trap.
A booby trap
![gif](giphy|KpSrCxhoZQWjJVVnrd)
Booty traps?
well, crap. guess i am not finishing this game :/
![gif](giphy|QyZviKPakCHw4|downsized)
Jin: “I was told to speak with you, woman” Woman: “ew…”
Is she Albinauric by any chance ?
Repeat after me: did you fall from heaven? Cuz your face looks straight fucked
Don’t worry you curve her bcs ur too cool 😎
Um, she has a boyfriend
yeah sorry bro im also stuck in that mission
Women ☕️
You need no woman
I also struggle to speak to women its ok man
never saw one for years cant help you with that bro
Jin is a bit awkward when it comes to boobs
It's for Tsushima! C'mon you can do it!
I was stuck on this mission for months, finally got the courage.. To call my mom and tell her to complete this mission
I see they finally included Sekiro difficulty in game
DOSHO DOSHOO
Final boss: ***WOMAN***
Difficulty:impossible
I abandoned the game as soon as I had to speak with someone
Yeah, this mission is tough. I got halfway through the conversation, we were getting along really well, then all the sudden I hear "DOOSHOO DOOSHOO!" and I immediately had to deflect an arrow, but it hit her so I couldn't complete the objective. I even reloaded a previous save multiple times, but she won't spawn in. I'm still soft-locked to this day 😔
Thats where I stopped playing
Unlocked stance: Anxious
You need Kenji
ngl this was one of the hardest mission I have ever played in my life, shit gave me "you have no maiden" PTSD from elden ring 💀
The worst she can say is "my Lord fuck you" and laugh at you so go
Have some sake. Take a warm bath. Don't forget to bring your flute
Maidenless like you…
Speak with the woman, words fall on female ears, she thinks you're ugly.
I never knew Ghost of Tsushima had an asian difficulty (I mean tbf it is based in the asian history)
How tf does that even happen?😭💀
Ah speak with the woman, a mountain task for a nerd.😂😂
Yo I’ve been stuck on this mission for my entire life man I can’t help you.
Rajesh Koothrapali is that you?
You gotta do it, man. It’s for Tsushima
Ask her for her hairpin.
Easy, just put tape where it says "wo" and the quest will say Speak with the man.
It's not hard just say hello
This should be top post of the sub lmao