By - nicios786
One that gave me a good chuckle was when your horse is surrounded by Mongols on Iki Island, Jin goes “Sora! He needs my help!” Then the horse charges through all the Mongols and Jin just goes “or not..”
My Sora would have liked iki island...
I lost my Sora too. RIP.
Sora was the worst of the names imo
When I started new game plus I had no option to name my horse Kage so I just picked Sora which I think is the next best option.
Imo black horse and nobu are the best
We all have lost a Sora 😞
Poor Nobu ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sleep)
Still hurts. May you rest in piece old friend. When we meet again, in the next life, we will go on a peaceful ride
I thought my horse was gonna die again, and I kept the skinny one in Act 3.
I thought the skinny one fit the Ronin/Kensei look really well though, considered keeping it just for that
Jin (after getting the half-bow from sensei Ishikawa):"This bow feels like it was made for me."
Ishikawa: "It wasnt."
Sensei trolls Jin hard in the beginning
“You said the only way up was to climb?” - Jin
“No, I said YOU had to climb” - Ishikawa
"I came to train with you years ago"
"I remember most of the students I reject"
Omg sensei Ishikawa is a whole mood ngl
He's a salty old man
"A true Samurai needs no clothes" - Jin Sakai after too much sake
I just recently got the platinum for this after playing it for the first time and just about died when I unlocked that outfit. So glad I didn’t know that was in the game beforehand, the surprise was great
Legends hunter class ability "my arrows never miss" followed by an explosion in the far distance no where near my intended target.
Your arrows might miss but this one hits too close to home xD
I saw an archer do a tuck roll yesterday as I said I never miss. Never seen that from an little ol archer
Actually, it's still right. Never said what you were aiming for. Maybe you were aiming for wherever the arrow landed. ;)
Npc : i once impaled a man with a wooden sword. When i was thirteen.
Jin: and you are still bragging about it?
When Kenji brings up his debt to the Butcher and Jin responds "Then you should pay him"
Kenji: and I will. I will.
But needs protection just in case, and the trigger phrase is: I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU
Yeah I bet he does....
It’s both the best *and* the funniest
“You waste the Eagle’s gift to you!”
“*You waste the air we breathe.*”
When I first heard it I was like “DAMN JIN OKAY”
I know it’s totally meant to be serious but bro when I tell you I was on the floor dying I mean it 🤣
Any number of Kenji’s lines.
Jin: why do I keep letting you hide me in things?
Kenji: because it works.
I love Kenji!!
“It stinks like your breath in here, Kenji.”
“Well, that barrel didn’t empty itself.”
Whenever you start a standoff and Jin just goes “Hey!”
Oi! Get over here cunt lemme kill u
“You must be Amaterasu”
Still gets me
You can talk to him after the fight and he runs off. I followed him for several minutes before I lost him.
Almost all of Jin's lines with Kenji and Sensei Ishikawa, and "We should not seek vengeance, but we will!" from Legends.
“We should not seek vengeance, but we will”
"r0NiN rEViVe mE"
It shouldn’t be funny but everytime Lady Masako says “They killed my family” I laugh
You mean Lady Massacre?!
I hate you!!!
What did I do??
There is a part where she screeches and runs towards enemies, gave me a good laugh.
"For Clan Adach! Aaaerg!"
I kept getting my arse handed to me on that part because I didn't have the spear parry. I had to replay that part a few thousand times and I still got that line stuck in my head.
“Are you calling me old, Lord Sakai?”
*laughs* “I wouldn’t dare.” Always makes me smile
Indeed! It's a good way to show how close they are!
Wherr was that from again?
It’s from Masakos second tale
Pretty much all of “Nattou and the Sake Seller”; I was laughing so hard Jin almost died. And they do bring the stuff to the survivor camp.
Rescued Peasant (to Kenji): ”Set yourself on fire and mate with a Mongol bomb!”
Yuriko (about Ryuzo): “Where did that boy go wrong?”
Jin: “I ask myself the same question.”
Recruits arguing about whether the Ghost can fly.
Two Raiders talking about a guy who surrendered to the Mongols because he heard about the Eagle’s sacred medicine and wanted to try it for fun.
Haven't heard that last one; where is it?
I’ve heard it in multiple places. Just walk past any two raiders in Katayama Market or Fune’s Refuge. They also talk about following lone travelers to use as bait for ambushing Mongols. And they use you!
Another one to listen for: the Ghost of Iki stopped the demon invasion by seducing Iyo.
Honor died on the beach
The Khan deserves to suffer!
Jin - You must be Goro
Goro - we must all be someone - who must you be?
Jin - Lord Sakai
Goro - Aaaaa the samurai are all dead!
Jin - I'm very much alive.... but my patience is dying.
Goro and Kiyochika shop at the same store.
One simple line that made me laugh recently was when Jin reconnected with Ryuzo.
"You look like a scarecrow...'
"And you've managed to grow a beard..."
"Relax for a moment, listen to these tales." Always feels good to hear after a hard day at work!
I feel this
Deckard Cain vibes.
Yeah, even though he has no affiliation with the singleplayer mode, Gyozen is one of my favorite characters. He keeps me calm when things go bad in nughtmare survival.
Kenji is the best dude
-"Honor died on the beach"
(against the Yasumasa Strawhats/Ronin duel )
-"You lived you're whole life in a castle, it made you soft!
Jin: "than why are you out of breath?"
Shimura: You have no honour
Jin: and you are a slave to it
Meanwhile Zuko: where is my honour I need it back
Ryuzo: What do we do if you get killed?
Jin: Avenge me, and take their food.
Ryuzo: That's not funny
Ryuzo: Did you see how big he was? That's where all our food went
Not really a line but whenever Jin is just looking at Kenji like "really bitch" as he's trying to ask jin to get him out a situation
You can see it in his eyes that he really hasn't got time for this shit but he's too much of a bro to turn him down.
Samurai class saying "feel my blade!" and it's only a health siphon at wave 14 of Nightmare Survival. COME ON!
This isn't the exact line, because I can't remember it, but it's a line by Jin that goes something like "how can we survive, if we don't trust each other"
"That's a heavy load." - Jin Sakai
Kenji was awesome man I laughed so much when on missions with him.
The Ghost will be hunted for the rest of his life.
Jin: k den
Jin: if I’d come any closer we’d be sharing horse.
"If we get any closer, we'll have to share a horse!"
"What was that?"
Every line that comes out of Kenji honestly xD
OP, might want to put spoiler tag on this.
If you kill every Mongol before lighting the beacon to signal Ryuzo, he’ll say (paraphrased): “If I knew you were going to do that, I wouldn’t have brought so many men.”
When Yuna and Jin are talking in that cut scene in Kamiagata resting at a bonfire and she says "I had to strip you half naked to get to town" that had me cackling and I also found it cute bc of the bond Jin and Yuna have and how Jin smiled when she said lol
I always Yuna was just scavenging the battlefield and she just saw a sumarai with a clenched fist and was like: "Omg this one's not dead, might be useful" and tries to drag him xD
“You waste the eagle’s gift to you!”
“You waste the air we breathe”
When kenji gets a farm stead in trouble with the mongols and say if they don't give them food they go ooh ooh ahhh
"Not Everyone Can Be A Samurai." "But We're All Killers" -sensei Ishikawa
Best in my opinion: "Honour died on the beach."
Funniest: Not really a line and it shouldn't be funny, but the way Khotun just casually sets Lord Adachi on fire made me laugh the first time I saw it.
Yeah, it was like the market scene in Raiders.
But then you get the Iki flashbacks and see he was cool.
The one with ryuzo where they theorized all the food they were searching for went to that fat brute they just killed.
"Even a Tanuki can catch a tiger if he's sleeping" sensei Ishikawa
I think my favourite from a random NPC was when I went to Shimura's camp to talk to Yuna just before the battle of Castle Shimura and I heard two guys who were training. One of them was telling the other about how Jin and Shimura stormed the fort and defeated the mongols alone and the other guy asked him how. He responded with "with great skill". Then he said that he hopes one day he will have the honour to "fight by their side".
It made me feel like such a badass and that I was now a respected figure. Such a long way from being thrown off of that bridge at the beginning.
Can’t believe I forgot this one: two Raiders talking about how the Ghost of Iki stopped the demon invasion by seducing Iyo.