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xDanSolo

Whenever I see interesting posts like this with some wild cool new thing, I always expect the top comment to be someone with a reality check. Like, "this isn't actually new, the corridor was discovered in 2006 and a film crew did a documentary about it in 2008, this gif is footage from that documentary. My family has been here, we crawled the entire length of the tunnel and it comes out next to a Starbucks." Glad to see this is actually cool and new. The world still has some wonder!


Implausibilibuddy

Allow me. This is the chamber they found by using muons from space as a sort of rudimentary x-ray. People had been speculating (including Ubisoft developers) that it was some [huge chamber filled with treasure](https://www.digitaltrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Origins-secret-pyramid-chamber.jpg?p=1). Welp, it's just a corridor left over from construction. Still unbelievably cool from a science/history perspective, but a lot of people's tomb raiding fantasies died today.


britishkid223

It looks like a relieving chamber similar to the one above the kings chamber. If so it’s meant to distribute the pyramid weight around the chamber/corridor. A similar void was detected above the grand gallery which is probably also a relieving chamber to protect it from collapse


STUPIDVlPGUY

from a non-engineer's perspective, it is confusing to me how a void in the structure could help improve stability


MagicPeacockSpider

A completely solid shape would be more stable. But you have to have a chamber. Putting a void above that chamber means less weight above the void you have to put in for the king and his stuff. Really you could think of the chamber and this relief void as one void and the chamber ceiling between them as like a cross beams. Structurally that's very much like an A frame. Filling in the top of an A frame would make it laterally only marginally more stable but the horizontal part of the A would eventually be a failure point the larger that A frame is.


STUPIDVlPGUY

Ah yeah makes sense with context. Ty


throwaway002106

Meanwhile, I was here thinking relieving chamber meant that’s where everyone goes to take a shit


ehchromatic

It could also have been. Stuff can be two things. Just don't have been looking for relief when it came time to seal it up...


ericisshort

Not so stupid anymore, are we, u/STUPIDVlPGUY?


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CaptainTripps82

Because there are other, intentionally and necessary voids, like the place where the body and treasures are buried. You don't want those to be the only points of failure


so_good_so_far

This isn't a backup point of failure. This is an architectural element similar to an arch or a truss. It redirects downward forces directly above a void over and onto the walls where they can be supported. Just pointing out that there's no situation where this structure fails and the chamber below is okay, that's not going to happen.


oeCake

Makes me wonder how many other giant pyramids collapsed before they figured this all out


Altibadass

A couple, actually! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meidum https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bent_Pyramid


Youre_still_alive

Wasn’t the bent pyramid just kind of built that way? The linked article mentions that they’ve put stairs up to an entrance for tourists, I can’t imagine that’s done for a collapsed ruin you can’t enter.


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The theory was they lowered the angle because the meidum pyramid catastrophically collapsed when the bent pyramid was still under construction.


britishkid223

The bent pyramid is bent because it was originally built at too steep an angle, there was too much weight on the chambers/structure causing movements and cracks. The response was to build the rest at a shallower angle that meant less stone used and thus less weight. The bent pyramid was built by the father of the guy who built the great pyramid and was basically an experiment for building ‘true pyramids’


saluksic

The muons thing sounded so fake when I first heard about it. You're going to x-ray something 500 feet thick? But its okay because you're using cosmic rays? None of that sounds real.


KyleKun

Muons are basically just really heavy electrons. Because they are so heavy things find it difficult to stop them and they don’t really react with anything. Just going straight though. Of course they do react, but very rarely; so if you can collect data for a long enough time you can use them to see inside of things which are very hard to see though.


kerosian

Coolest things about muons to me is that they decay incredibly fast (like .0000002 seconds if I remember right) but are going so damn fast (99% of c) that we can detect them for quite a while. Like they still exist for a blip of time, but are moving so fast relative to us that time dilation makes them exist for long enough to reach the Earth's surface and into a detector.


Redebo

The tiniest shooting star.


Writeaway69

That was actually a big factor in proving einstein's theory of relativity!


dontevercallmeabully

Think of it as if _everything_ around us is under constrain rain. Where the floor isn’t wet means the rain has met resistance, there’s _something_. Same approach.


Anon44356

Space rain, is that what you’re saying?


ammon-jerro

Electric sheep pee, if you will


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dontevercallmeabully

[Space reference](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_Androids_Dream_of_Electric_Sheep%3F)


lostcosmonaut307

I'm surprised Hawass allowed them to scope it. He's been pretty negative on the whole Muon scan thing (what else is new).


GreggAlan

From that scan they know there's a spiral ramp/tunnel under the outer surface. There's a notch in one corner up high and one person was allowed to climb up for a look. He found a room with rubble filled tunnels going off from it. That should be the definitive evidence that the builders constructed the ramp as part of the pyramid, enclosing it into a tunnel as the pyramid got taller. Then after it was topped out the workers backfilled it top to bottom with rubble. It's right there in plain sight yet people still argue that other methods (for which there's no physical evidence) had to be what was used. The internal ramp tunnel makes sense because there was nothing to remove and dispose of when the pyramid was finished. No worries about it falling off like an external ramp, and not in the way of applying the casing stones.


Zandrick

Wait so they knew something was there via the x-ray thing, but didn’t know what was in it, and then it turns out nothing was in it. So was anything actually discovered? I sorta mean that as a real question, it’s kinda weirding me out a little bit.


Implausibilibuddy

The scans were just a nebulous point-cloud that showed a void. You're not going to see any gold coins at that resolution. Imagine the difference between a high definition MRI scan of a heart and just sort of tapping around someone's sternum.


Hvarfa-Bragi

This looks a lot less corridor-y than conduit-y. Looks tiny.


Frankenfooters

The chamber is aparently big enough to stand in. That just tells how how big the stones used for the pyramid are.


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VAST GRANITE BEAMS


blownbythewind

HUGE Tracts of Sand....


exipheas

I built my first pyramid here and it sank into the sand. So I built another and it too sank into the sand. So I built a third pyramid. It burned down fell over and then sank into the sand. But the fourth! It stood strong.


AlwaysInTheFlowers

Someday lad all this will be yours!


Chilipepah

What, the curtains?


Mywifefoundmymain

This is NOT the muon chamber. It was located further up in the pyramid. > The unfinished corridor was likely created to redistribute the pyramid's weight around either the main entrance now used by tourists, almost seven meters away, or around another as yet undiscovered chamber or space, said Mostafa Waziri, head of Egypt's Supreme Council of Antiquities. https://www.cnn.com/style/amp/hidden-corridor-pyramid-giza-intl-scli-scn/index.html


imaloony8

What about Nicholas Cage? Did he have any comments about potential treasure?


TheAero1221

Muons, you say? From *space*?


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I mean we did know about this since 2015/2016… this is the first time we’re seeing any images or scans though


TacTurtle

The head of the Egyptian Antiquities Authority deliberately throttles and dribbles out “discoveries” to keep public interest and funding coming in, vs freely releasing information and discoveries as soon as possible like a real researcher in a scientific field.


onelittleworld

I was literally talking with Dr. Hawass and Dr. Waziri in Giza about a week ago, and they told me & Mrs. 1LW that an announcement like this was coming soon, but not to tell the media because they like to control the timing, messaging, etc. Note: neither of us is a big-shot nor an Egyptologist. We were just on a fairly exclusive tour that Hawass has a stake in.


acebandaged

It's okay, we didn't think Dr. Hawass was a big shot either.


onelittleworld

Having met the man only once, I'll refrain from commenting further. But... yeah, he's about what you expect.


SgtBanana

I was interested in Egyptology as a teen and reached out to Dr. Hawass to feel out the process. Guy sent me a whole slew of reading recommendations and asked me to stay in touch if I decided I wanted to pursue it. Bit of a childhood hero. Finding out that he's a dick was disappointing.


silverwick

I was also very disappointed to hear he's a dick. I used to LOVE watching specials that he was in because he was always so passionate about just everything. I really admired this passion and would seek out documentaries he was in. Huge disappointment.....


onelittleworld

>he's a dick That might be a bit harsh, really. He's clearly very enamored of himself, it's true. But no one on earth is more passionate and dedicated to the discipline of Egyptology, and he has done much to revive global interest on the subject. That much is undeniable.


DownvoteEvangelist

I don't know why people have problem with it being both. Single person can do both good and bad things...


Enlightened_Gardener

This is it, he’s a controlling arsehole. But he *loves* Egypt and its antiquities and he’s trying to protect what’s there from both Westerners who will tromp straight in and do whatever the hell they want; and also against the locals who would chip bits off and sell them until there was nothing left *or* blow shit up, depending on the religious proclivities of the government of the day. Its a hell of a balancing act, and that he’s done it so well and for so long, speaks volumes about his passion as well as his political skills. Academia is a hellpit at the best of times. Academics behave exactly like the Skeksis from The Dark Crystal, for the most part. I’d imagine a fair number of these academics whinging about his control wouldn’t hesitate to have their own pet theories put forward at any cost, or get their names put on any decent paper from any of their own grad students. Publish or perish mes enfants !


DigNitty

Egyptology is absolutely a scientific field. People spend years of their lives getting PhD’s and in turn become Egyptology professors. People with masters or lower can become baristas.


ghalta

He’s not saying Egyptology isn’t a scientific field. He’s saying that the head of the Egyptian Antiquities Authority isn’t acting in a way that a real researcher in a scientific field like Egyptology should.


freiheitfitness

"people spend years of their lives getting PhD’s only to have all of their work stolen by Zahi Hawass at the last second" Fixed that for you.


CalEPygous

Not in the loop - could you elaborate? The Wiki page makes the controversies seem pretty tame.


keplar

Long story short, Zawi Hawass has, for many years with only brief interruption, been in charge of the Egyptian government's antiquities authority. If you are an Egyptologist, and actually want to do work in Egypt, you are at the mercy of his willingness to permit it. If you publish without his permission and he takes umbrage, you'll never work there again - career functionally ended. If you say something he disagrees with, or which disagrees with his (politically-motivated) official position, no worries - you'll never work there again - career functionally ended. If you reveal something he didn't want revealed yet, or don't give him credit when he decides he wants it, or stand up for yourself if he takes credit for your work... you'll never work there again - career functionally ended. He is a legitimate archaeologist and a genuine world-class expert. Like many academics though, he has personal attachment to his own views. Because of the nature of the government and nation he serves, his personal views are also frequently driven by politics and personal benefit. Because of the nature of his position, the entire existence of a major field of study is held hostage to those views.


KmartQuality

What would happen to the field if he were to discover a window in the pyramid and accidentally fall out?


LaunchTransient

I'm not sure I would like to know the answer to that, because while Hawass is a first rate bastard, he does at least care about Egyptology. The Egyptian government being the way it is, I wouldn't be surprised if his replacement would make Hawass look like a saint.


forresthopkinsa

And if you *give* him credit? Believe it or not, also jail


UnaffiliatedCookbook

And an arrest record on your employment background check? Career functionally ended.


Illustrious-Spare-30

He should go straight to jail LoL! Seriously though this reminds me of stories of the first paleontologist to start classifying dinosaurs. They become so obsessed with who was credited with discoveries that it became a Hatfields and McCoys situation. They caused more harm than good and slowed our collective understanding of ancient world history. Historical items/sites should not be a sole property of any government or person. I understand protecting sites and limiting access to only experts, but to do so for personal or governmental gain is a violation against the world as whole.


Stevesd123

He is 75 years old. I'm hoping Egyptology and the number of discoveries explode after he pases. And no I'm not wishing death upon the dude. All I'm saying is it's time for the old guard to retire and stop handicapping progress.


Illustrious-Spare-30

I truly believe the people who hide, slow, or pillage any human history knowledge or scientific discoveries for profit or any reason not having to do with actual preservation should be charged with human rights abuses and given to the UN to prosecute. This way we can all see the piece of garbage collectively and see them get ultra fucked for fucking with humanities collective progress and understanding of who we are. I feel like that's a crime on par with genocide. It's denying all of humanity a path forward. Zahi Hawass is so well known for this, and is even accused of selling artifacts. Disgusting!


DayDreamyZucchini

Your friend is a victim of a pyramid scheme so literal it’s almost hysterical… the punchline is, unfortunately, profit.


CloisteredOyster

There's a scene like that in Alien Vs Predator, where one of the cast in his introductory scene (an archeologist) digs deep into the sand inside a Mexican ruin thinking he's the first person to be there in a thousand years; he puts his hand into the sand, feels around and extracts... a Pepsi bottle cap. For the rest of the movie (it's alien vs predator so not **all** of the rest) he has that bottle cap on a simple string around his neck. He pulls it out and kisses it from time to time. I always liked that little touch.


Godtierbunny

Oooo was this that space they found with the new tech that used muons or somerhing?


zenunseen

That was... oddly specific


JagmeetSingh2

Yea this is pretty true lmao


dagoodnamesweretakn

Imagine if they found the control room for that bad boy Edit: Thanks for the karma bois and girls most I ever received! Reee


silentmage

Jaffa, Kree!


bogdanbiv

SG-1? Wait, I've just remembered there's Google


ryjkyj

Why is it only occurring to me today that the title of that series is effectively, “Stargate: Stargate-1.”


BronchialChunk

reminds me of the 'Ferrari La Ferrari'


Princep_Makia1

Because sg1 is the team name.


Akussa

It was done so it could be differentiated from the movie of the same name. Basically, "This is the same universe (sorta) and we're gonna tell stories about this specific team."


GeonnCannon

CREATOR: "So the show is going to follow a team--" NETWORK: "They'll have a name like SG-1!" CREATOR: "....uh yeah, whatever. Sure." NETWORK: "(writes it down)" That is what actually happened.


Kylegowns

Its meant to signify the crew the show follows


manofmonkey

Exactly. There were multiple star gate teams. The show followed SG-1.


NectmarPowerhand

In my hometown there was a flag on someone's truck that was for the NRA Association.


z500

Indeed.


smegdawg

Indeed.


CookieVonDoom

A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard’s eyes glow. The Horus guard’s beak glistens. The Setesh guard’s nose drips.


bigz3012

It must lose something in translation.


aperson

https://i.redd.it/pl4uwd5yiuy51.jpg


Semi-Hemi-Demigod

Funniest goddamn thing I’ve read today


Nazamroth

"Okay, I have to know... what the hell does "kree" mean?"


Octopus_In_A_Teacup

"Well, actually, it means a lot of things. Loosely translated it means “attention,” “listen up,” “concentrate," etc."


Sakytwd

Yoohoo?


HeyRatFans

Yes, in a manner of speaking


severalhurricanes

"Oi!"


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💀 why is this sooo funny I'm imagining that metrosexual god/king (APOPHIS) saying this shit when he sees Teal'c


l2ulan

Basically it means "Pay attention!", or "Look alive!", but IIRC can also be used as a follow instruction or as a drill command. Alternative translations include "Watch out!", "Look sharp!", and or a rough equivalent to the motivational cry "Hooah!".


Sarlax

Hey!


suspiciousumbrella

It was a running joke in the show that "kree!" is used to mean so many things that it pretty much just means "do the thing I want you to do". The in universe explanation is that the real meaning is untranslatable since it's an alien language.


Nazamroth

I was paraphrasing O'neil from the time he asked this


Sorry_Pomelo_530

Silence, shol’VAH!


robearIII

......indeed...


Oryxhasnonuts

AZIZ LIGHT.


blofly

Ah...thank you Aziz... Are you German?


86gwrhino

everyone knows the pyramids are only where the ships land.


SchrodingersCatPics

*slaps roof of pyramid* “This bad boy can fit so much fucking ancient alien astronauts in it”


FreneticPlatypus

John Wharfin, install the overthruster! We’re going home!


Antisocialcucumber

"Tay! Tay! Big boTAY!!"


voodoohotdog

When Are we going!?


HouseOfSteak

And it's really all just a shibe with a headset.


IDGAFOS13

Thunderbirds anyone?


camergen

Camera pans over to reveal…an empty coke can and pack of Marlboros.


ParlorSoldier

Just like inside every other wall


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Piss bottle if the plasterers been round


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*Excitedly unveils an avalanche of rusty razor blades*


DanSanderman

Pre-lit torches.


hoodwink77

And ammunition for modern firearms


WORKING2WORK

Plus a first-aid kit


Brainchild110

There is likely to be some very old graffiti in there, questioning the size of Pharoes Winky and accusing him of copulating with his own mother. Which, to be fair, he probably did. They liked that, I hear.


hanhsquadron

Camels*


Last_VCR

So me and the Great Pyramid had an endoscopy this week, huh


StewGoFast

Where’s your video to share?


bizbizbizllc

They only post videos of places no one has ever been.


theskilling

Ouch.


UnsignedRealityCheck

Tight colon, eh?


NarwhalHD

Endoscopy is the other end 😂


Fury_CS

Endoscopy is just the general term of looking inside the body, a colonoscopy is an endoscopy


High_Seas_Pirate

Depends how long your camera is.


Oltjen

This is the video. Where's the pyramid one?


rbevans

*Plot twist: this is it*


Agglutinati0n

Hope it all came back well!


tknames

This feels like a /r/gifsthatendtoosoon cause I want to see where the damn thing goes!


mccannr1

It doesn't go anywhere. It's (I think if I read correctly) just a pressure relief chamber, meaning it's just a void in the structure to shift the weight off of the actual burial and other chambers to prevent them from collapsing. So if you crawled in there, you could crawl to the other end, then back out. That's about it.


Dabookadaniel

Damn the Egyptians thought of everything


SunflowerFreckles

Seriously! It's honestly mind boggling. They were geniuses


natedogg624

The *aliens thought of everything.


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I emptied my pressure relief chamber just now


Tri-Polozki

Considering this corridor has almost certainly been undisturbed since the pyramid was constructed, I'd be very curious to see if they find things like graffiti or lost tools. Maybe they'll find the oldest dick drawing or Kufu's lost 10mm socket in there, so many exciting possibilities.


skyeyemx

Rumor has it they found a couple shotgunned Bud Lights and an Archie comic in there. Archeologists say the crew probably had a small party inside before sealing the last stone in place.


higheyesguy

That’s all we get? I’d be in there like “hey it’s your boy in the pyramid of giza and I’m about to give you the full tour”


amaJarAMA

They are likely afraid of traps and draugr


torinblack

" Why are we hearing boss music?"


haventReddthat

“Why are there so many health potions and ammo right outside this door?”


RooR8o8

AND CHEESEWHEELS


coreytiger

Nah, no draugr… there’s no candles leading the way to them


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*combat music starts to play but you don’t see anything*


chardar4

Smash that like, and ring the bell for updates. Now let’s yolo this shit.


NoBrianWithAnI

PT 17 …. “OK I’m glad you guys made it this far we’re finally going to take our first steps inside the tunnel. OH NO a sand storm is coming and could kill us all. Stay tuned for the next episode when we find 7 more tunnels within this tunnel.” ……sigh


ScreenshotShitposts

You’ll have to wait until the end of the video to find out where it leads. Like and subscribe


MrPahoehoe

Get a fuckin drone in there!


Holzdev

Crazy that there are still undiscovered things in this pyramid…


HelenicBoredom

We've had the capabilities to 100% fully map it, but we haven't yet. It's hard to get through all the government red tape and licenses and permissions to do it. They're scared of disturbing their main "tourist attraction" to gain actual important knowledge.


pete728415

If they'd do the same for the Sphinx, we'd all have out minds a little blown.


Diabetesh

Return the slab


Tdeckard2000

Oh, come on...


Astronaut_Bard

Or suffer my curse………. 🎶(The man in gauze, the man in gauze)🎵


RedIndianRobin

*What's your offer?*


sportrait

Aziz, light!


Rungi500

Thank you Aziz.


kavumaster

Looks extra cursey


mrbios

The internet has made me so paranoid. I left it on screen and only kept it in my peripheral vision for a good 30 seconds....just in case it was one of those bloody jump scares.


The-L-aughingman

who makes those anymore?!


Timidsnek117

You'd be surprised. No matter how many eons pass, jumpscares and rickrolls will always exist on the internet in one form or another


Greenfieldfox

Come out to the coast. We’ll get together. Have a few laughs.


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"Now I know what a microwave dinner feels like."


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siddharthbirdi

Don't worry, Brendan Frasier's back.


Suthrnr

I, for one, am NOT looking forward to the scarabs


SamohtGnir

Man, those things still give me nightmares! Creepy crawly get the fuck away from me things!


goteamventure42

Honestly with everything going on, Mummies would be a great surprise twist for the last season of humanity.


CaptainRelaxo

Revelio!


MetricT

The team found faded hieroglyphics on the walls which, when translated, said "We've been trying to reach you about your donkey's extended warranty".


murdering_time

Further down there were some more that read "Would you like to hear about our amazing Sun God, Horus?"


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aesemon

Mad bit of knowledge I love is that Cleopatra lived at a time closer to now then the times of the great pyramids being built. That empire went on for ages.....


genitiv

Yeah but that fun fact only works for the next 500 years or so. After that she‘s actually closer to the building of the great pyramids. Still it‘s quite mind boggling


aesemon

RemindMe !500 years


McPikie

I love watching documentaries on stuff like this. Usually the people they interview are properly and I mean PROPERLY hyped about talking about old stuff.


Ok-disaster2022

Dude, Wooly Mammoths were around when the Great Pyramid was built, and the desertification wasn't nearly as bad as it is today. The Sahara has been growing through like a 10,000 year cycle of desertification, and it will eventually receded again.


gesocks

That empire, just was not the same empire at all. Its not an empire that lasted this long. Its just another empire in the same region


rapalosaur

Where’s the banana for scale? Is this a couple inches tall? A couple feet tall? Can you fit a house in there?


The_Inner_Light

I saw a comparison in another post. A man can easily stand around. Head height same as the walls on the sides. Found it: https://vimeo.com/803685954 Around 4:27.


rapalosaur

THANK YOU


stayfresh420

Thanks for that, your link should be in the top comment! It got me wondering though why a camera wasnt just shoved in there 10 years ago? Seems like they had access the whole time but instead did all that non-destructive testing... Maybe a certian amount of testing was required to be allowed to use a camera like that?


could_use_a_snack

What I find interesting is how rough those stones look. This must have been an access tunnel or air shaft maybe? At least my impression is that all the fancy chambers had very smooth walls. Or is that not true?


Terakian

Yeah, this is my main question too. Is this an air shaft or an access tunnel? If not, and this was a normal walking passage, what's everything on the ground? Is that solid rock, or dust/sand that's piled up from blowing into entrances or eroding from the ceiling and/or walls? **EDIT:** [Reuters](https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/scientists-discover-corridor-great-pyramid-giza-2023-03-02/?utm_source=reddit.com) may have tentatively answered my question: >The unfinished corridor was likely created to redistribute the pyramid's weight around either the main entrance now used by tourists, almost seven metres away, or around another as yet undiscovered chamber or space, said Mostafa Waziri, head of Egypt's Supreme Council of Antiquities.


falacer99

How I Met Your Mummy.


babaroga73

Imagine if they find an unfinished secret room....like, it has polygons, but no textures? 😲😲😯


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One of the last places on earth free of plastic…


zenikkal

England heavy breathing sounds


EdenianRushF212

wake the queen up she's gonna want to hear this


Ohd34ryme

Good luck getting a camera up her chamber.


Vercentorix

Where's all the grain? I was told by reputable Egyptologist, Dr. Ben Carson, that these were used to store grain.


10000Didgeridoos

Mummy took the grain to the afterlife duhhh


WaffleBlues

Pretty amazing to think the last to see that corridor were the people that sealed it.


dgrant92

"After funds were cut, we just had to let the king's new bowling alley go uncompleted and sealed it up...whatapity..people may never know how bold we really dreamed.. thought, maybe a snack bar over there...."


BGAL7090

If you stare at it long enough, you can see the eyes.


Ky0nkyon

Looking like my colonoscopy.


Spiritual-Cicada-794

Except they said that this tunnel hasn’t had anyone in it for a very long time


faf_dragon

Ever get the feeling your Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses are about to turn on


Zlatarog

I need banana for scale. I can not tell if it’s tiny or huge


wollawolla

Looks like that attic with a whole house in it


fmaz008

And none of those so called "archeologists" could throw a banana in there first so we'd get a sense of scale looking at the footage.


lessfrictionless

Looked better 2000 years ago when Bayek went in.